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literallyaria: langernameohnebedeutung: enraged-fangirl-and-co: The Dutch don’t take the English very seriously either Sorry guys I’m not saying there is a common theme here, but… I just want to add that the spanish one specifically states that brexit is like a monty python sketch, but less funny : Jastinder Khera @KheraJas My German isn't perfect yet but l think this means... they are not taking us entirely seriously Die Presse DONNERSTAG, 29 NOVEMBER 201 EUROPAIS Der Brexit als Monty-Python-Sketch rur das Land vorteilhaft sei -ihr eigener Finanz nien/EU. Premierministerin Theresa May besteht darauf, dass ihr Austrittsdeal minister behauptet zeitgleich das Gegenteil. VON MICHAEL LACZYNSKI werden können. Philip Hammond sprach Neuwahlen bis hin zu einem zwetten Brexit kırz vor Mays Auftritt im Unterhaus das Of- Referendum oder einem Chaos-Breat am gebe keine Brexit-Vari 29. März 2019. Insolerm ist es nicht verwun- Das innenpolitische Gezerre in fensichtliche aus: Es i Großbritannien um den EU-Austritt nimmt ante, die sich für immer absurdere Züge an. Der gestrige Auf lich tritt von Premierministerin Theresa May im die EU-Mit Unterhaus erinnerte phasenweise an den Sc berühmten Sketch der britischen Komiker- truppe Monty Python, bei dem der Verkäu n wirtschaft derlich, dass man sich in London auch Ge danken über eine Unterbre- chung des Countdowns Gedan ken macht. Diese Obertegun gen beschäftigen auch den EuGH. Die Höchstrichtert der mehr rentieren würde als sagte der r in cinem BBC-In- terview Der Regierungschefin steht fer EU müssen sich derzelt mit In einer Tierhandlung einen misstraul: nun eine Frage befassen, ob Großbritan schen Kunden davon überzeugen will, der Sie muss die durchwegs skepti von ihm erstandene ausgestopfte Papagei schen sei nicht tot, sondern mache lediglich ein überzeugen, am 11. Dezember Mittagsschläfchen. Der von ihr ausgehan- für das Austrittsabkommen zu delte Brexit-Deal werde das Land wohlha stimmen. Sisyphos deshalb, Schatzkanzler nien auf eigene Faust aus der im Artikel 50 des EU-Vertra geregelten zweijährigen A trittsprozess aussteigen ka bender machen, beteuerte May während weil so gut wie alle Beobachter Philip Hammond Nein, argumentieren die wälte von EU-K davon ausgehen, dass May bei die Experten ihrer Regierung zur selben Zeit das genaue Gegenteil behaupteten. dem bevorstehenden Votum im Unterhaus Rat denn sonst könnte der Artikel 50 Nach einem Mittwochmittag veröffent- eine Niederlage kassieren wird. Was dann Erpressung der restlichen Unionsmitg missbraucht werden. Der EuGH-Gene lichten Regierungsbericht wird der EU-Aus passieren wird, ist völlig offen walt wird sein Gutachten zu der Cau Die Bandbreite der S en reicht t u den von der Regierungschefin v ungen in Brüssel über 4. Dezember vorlegen. 29/11/2018, 07:44 1,306 Retweets 3,272 Likes literallyaria: langernameohnebedeutung: enraged-fangirl-and-co: The Dutch don’t take the English very seriously either Sorry guys I’m not saying there is a common theme here, but… I just want to add that the spanish one specifically states that brexit is like a monty python sketch, but less funny

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#anymore #never #were #notNever were, not anymore - #Anymore #notNever: hello-kitty-senpai There is a specific and terrifying difference between "never were" monsters and "are not anymore" monsters The thing that was not a deer implies a creature which mimics a deer but imperfectly and the details which are wrong are what makes it terrifying The thing that was not a deer anymore" on the other hand implies a thing that USED to be a deer before it was somehow mutated, possessed, parasitically controlled or reanimated improperly and what makes THAT terrifying is the details that are still right and recognizable poking out of all the wrong and horrible malformations hello-kitty-senpai hey I totally forgot the 3rd type, which is "Is Not Anymore And Maybe Never Was" monsters "The thing which was no longer a deer and maybe never was" implies a creature that, at first glance, completely appears to be a deer, but over time degrades very slowly until you realize (probably too late) that it is not a deer anymore, and had you seen it in this state first, you wouldn't have recognized it as a deer at all, and there's a decent chance that it was never actually a deer to begin with but only a very good mimic, and what makes this one scary is the slow change from everything being right to everything being wrong, happening slowly enough that you don't even notice it until its too late, as welll as the fact that something now so clearly not a deer could have fooled you to begin with katekarl And the fourth type, which is, "I dunno, but it sure ain't a deer. Which implies complete confusion about what the creature could be, to the point that even a person as comfortable in this world as someone who would use the word ain't unironically is uncertain, which should horrify you to the deepest depths of your soul. goblinfruit Don't forget the fifth type, the that's a weird looking dog," implying that while the creature has an appearance that slips beyond our ken, that raises the tiny hairs at the back of our necks and limbs, that makes our lungs rattle and hearts constrict,... personality-wise, it is a good boy Source: hello-kitty-senpai 52,450 notes #anymore #never #were #notNever were, not anymore - #Anymore #notNever

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gay-son-of-a-pastor: shoptiludropdead: muffinsandmatriarchy: m00nqueer: ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter) basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all  this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll  OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART SO MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY.(And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.) AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD.LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts. Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll.Pride. please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™ gay history : gay-son-of-a-pastor: shoptiludropdead: muffinsandmatriarchy: m00nqueer: ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter) basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all  this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll  OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART SO MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY.(And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.) AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD.LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts. Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll.Pride. please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™ gay history
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thicc-waifu: smoldepressedfrenchfry: thespectacularspider-girl: hokuto-ju-no-ken: abdullahqutbedden: Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything. Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears: I’d treat her right… Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this. Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact. The rationale is such bullshit too. “Oh he’s a bad husband because he wasn’t completely head over heels thrilled for her getting to live out his dream that he wanted more than anything and she wasn’t even interested in”Wow you mean he had a human reaction and still swallowed his pride and did what he had to do to support his family? What a piece of shit.: Incredibles 2's Elastigirl deserves a better husband than Bob Gizmodo 19 hours ago thicc-waifu: smoldepressedfrenchfry: thespectacularspider-girl: hokuto-ju-no-ken: abdullahqutbedden: Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything. Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears: I’d treat her right… Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this. Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact. The rationale is such bullshit too. “Oh he’s a bad husband because he wasn’t completely head over heels thrilled for her getting to live out his dream that he wanted more than anything and she wasn’t even interested in”Wow you mean he had a human reaction and still swallowed his pride and did what he had to do to support his family? What a piece of shit.
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