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Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog* me: awww da little puppyyy @DrSmashlove I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT ๐Ÿ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad ๐Ÿค—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Doctor: me: *sees a 150lb dog*
 me: awww da little puppyyy
 @DrSmashlove
I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not going. Like I'm just being honest. It's a small menu addition. Give me some lettuce grilled chicken corn and tortilla skrips and I'm good money. That's a restaurant I like. U know what restaurants I don't like? Ones that don't have a southwest chicken salad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like cmon! This shit easy bruh! "But smash that's unreasonable what if it's a sushi spot." Well now hol up for a second hol up. When I hit Blue Ribbon Sushi in Miami Beach they got the fried chicken on deck. I was hesitant to mix sushi and fried chicken but low key? Shit was fire. And other sushi joints be doing the sashimi tacos. If y'all gon do soul food and Mexican fusion food then FUCK AROUND AND MAKE ME A SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD DAMMIT ๐Ÿ˜„. Because sometimes I have those days where I didn't work out and I meet the homies for food and I didn't earn a big fatty cheat meal but I still want something satisfying and reasonably healthy. I want that southwest. Mother. Fucking. Chicken. Salad ๐Ÿค—. U restaurants been put on notice. If u become one of them restaurants that's part of the 90% that fail in the first year of they existence don't DM me like "smash what did I do wrong I served delicious authentic coastal Greek food focusing on fresh wild-caught fish prepared in light olive oil and we had a great first week but then...?" My first question gon be whether u had a southwest chicken salad? THOUGHT NOT. ALL THE DOCTOR CAN DO IS GIVE YALL THE MEDICINE YALL GOTTA TAKE IT THO BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm at an age now where if the homies wanna go out to eat and the restaurant ain't got a southwest chicken salad imma strongly consider not ...

Being Alone, Life, and Love: IF IT'S DARK IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW, BE PATIENT. THE SUN ALWAYS RISES. GARDENOFTHEPIOUS When the world sleeps, He is awake, neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep. When the world breaks you, He holds your affairs together, and when everything fails, He saves you from every distress. When everyone and everything leaves you, He remains, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of all existence. He is eternal and everlasting. - Remember when you was drowning in the storm, and there was no one else who could help you? Who was it that encompassed you in His Mercy? When you were broken and you swore your heart will never repair. Who was it that provided you with strength to persevere? That time when you felt helpless and alone, never forget He was aware and you will be rewarded for your patience. - Find peace, in the knowledge that in Allah nothing is ever lost. Find contentment, knowing He has promised you His help. He promised you everything you love and want, more than you could ever imagine. Just bear a little more patience, a little more remains. Hope can never die, so long as you trust in Allah. He is The Ever Living, the source of peace and strength. - How can you fear loss when in His hands are the keys to the heavens and the Earth? So seek everything you want through Allah, rejoice in Him, have faith in Him, turn to Him, and nothing will ever be lost or dead. - @gardenofthepious
Being Alone, Life, and Love: IF IT'S DARK
 IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW,
 BE PATIENT.
 THE SUN ALWAYS RISES.
 GARDENOFTHEPIOUS
When the world sleeps, He is awake, neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep. When the world breaks you, He holds your affairs together, and when everything fails, He saves you from every distress. When everyone and everything leaves you, He remains, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of all existence. He is eternal and everlasting. - Remember when you was drowning in the storm, and there was no one else who could help you? Who was it that encompassed you in His Mercy? When you were broken and you swore your heart will never repair. Who was it that provided you with strength to persevere? That time when you felt helpless and alone, never forget He was aware and you will be rewarded for your patience. - Find peace, in the knowledge that in Allah nothing is ever lost. Find contentment, knowing He has promised you His help. He promised you everything you love and want, more than you could ever imagine. Just bear a little more patience, a little more remains. Hope can never die, so long as you trust in Allah. He is The Ever Living, the source of peace and strength. - How can you fear loss when in His hands are the keys to the heavens and the Earth? So seek everything you want through Allah, rejoice in Him, have faith in Him, turn to Him, and nothing will ever be lost or dead. - @gardenofthepious

When the world sleeps, He is awake, neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep. When the world breaks you, He holds your affairs together, a...

Ass, College, and Food: sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there last night and we were supposed to stay there again tonight but last night it was just horrible (I'm talking no hot water, broken bed, dirty, NO WIFI) so this morning we decided to take all our stuff with us when we left for the day to go into the city (two hours away) and while we were in the city we were gonna look for another hotel and if we found one we were just gonna stay in the city. So we went down to the front desk and told them that we had an early flight the next morning in the city (which is true) so if we found a hotel there we might just stay but if we couldn't we would come back so could they please keep our room (we'd already paid for it mind you) and we gave them back the keys and left. Fast forward eight hours we couldn't find any hotels anywhere around cuz there's some sort of festival going on at the moment so we decided to drive two hours back to the hotel. We got back and went up to the front desk, only to find out that they had ALREADY SOLD OUR ROOM TO SOMEONE ELSE. So we got our money back and drove back to the city, and went looking around one more time for a hotel. Fast forward another hour and a huge ass roaming charge on my phone and now we just decided to stay the night at the airport. To be honest though I'm happier here than at that hotel because at least the fucking airport has wifi :) -mio
Ass, College, and Food: sorcererinslytherin:
 homwrecker
 this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
 shit i think i want to fuck nemo
 this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter
 worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are
 friends, not food" around him
 oh my god
Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there last night and we were supposed to stay there again tonight but last night it was just horrible (I'm talking no hot water, broken bed, dirty, NO WIFI) so this morning we decided to take all our stuff with us when we left for the day to go into the city (two hours away) and while we were in the city we were gonna look for another hotel and if we found one we were just gonna stay in the city. So we went down to the front desk and told them that we had an early flight the next morning in the city (which is true) so if we found a hotel there we might just stay but if we couldn't we would come back so could they please keep our room (we'd already paid for it mind you) and we gave them back the keys and left. Fast forward eight hours we couldn't find any hotels anywhere around cuz there's some sort of festival going on at the moment so we decided to drive two hours back to the hotel. We got back and went up to the front desk, only to find out that they had ALREADY SOLD OUR ROOM TO SOMEONE ELSE. So we got our money back and drove back to the city, and went looking around one more time for a hotel. Fast forward another hour and a huge ass roaming charge on my phone and now we just decided to stay the night at the airport. To be honest though I'm happier here than at that hotel because at least the fucking airport has wifi :) -mio

Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there l...