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So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don’t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 😂 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 🤔...5 footers really be going the hardest! 🐛 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 😂) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don’t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don’t blame y’all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! “Smash I’m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can’t bring a man into my house who reach to my son’s chest” BB 👏 GIRL 👏 DO 👏 WHAT 👏 U 👏 FEEL 👏. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it’s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. “But smash, I’m 5-11 which is really a lie I’m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I’m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I’m gon look like her handsome middle school son.” Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 🏐 Maybe that’s what you been missing all your life. “smash you really Wilding today.” INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_): Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don’t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 😂 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 🤔...5 footers really be going the hardest! 🐛 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 😂) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don’t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don’t blame y’all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! “Smash I’m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can’t bring a man into my house who reach to my son’s chest” BB 👏 GIRL 👏 DO 👏 WHAT 👏 U 👏 FEEL 👏. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it’s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. “But smash, I’m 5-11 which is really a lie I’m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I’m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I’m gon look like her handsome middle school son.” Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 🏐 Maybe that’s what you been missing all your life. “smash you really Wilding today.” INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
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“AYE BIH WHAT SET U CLAIM”. “BIH. What set YOU claim?!” “Bish I axed first.” “Lil bitty bish I axed SECOND!” “One two ninth ruff Ryders.” “Bish I’m fourty fifth pup gang u know Kiki?” “I don’t know Kiki but I know his cuzzo Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo who use to play football but came home after a injury and now he on A block?” “Nah I know that Ronaldo too I was talmbout the other Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo from seventh ninth?” “Yeah him AND his brother Jermaine.” “Oh aight.” “Okay den.” “We can be cool but don’t touch nuna my rawhide treats on folksannem don’t test me.” “Bish don’t touch my chewy fox toy and we good!” “If I like ya fox toy imma take it.” “BISH I WANT ALL THE SMOKE YOU SEE HALF MY EAR CHEWED OFF I COME FROM A HIGH KILL SHELTER I LIVE FOR WAR.” “Okay okay keep ya fox let’s go beg our mommies for a walk a brother need to pee and dang - this ain’t the shelter - this a two bedroom apartment with a gym on the second floor and a Dollop Coffee Shop in the lobby - u ain’t behind bars no moe relax b bless up.” 😂😂😂 (vid: reddit u-MintyWisdom): My dog meeting my roommate's dog for one of the first times @DrSmashlove “AYE BIH WHAT SET U CLAIM”. “BIH. What set YOU claim?!” “Bish I axed first.” “Lil bitty bish I axed SECOND!” “One two ninth ruff Ryders.” “Bish I’m fourty fifth pup gang u know Kiki?” “I don’t know Kiki but I know his cuzzo Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo who use to play football but came home after a injury and now he on A block?” “Nah I know that Ronaldo too I was talmbout the other Ronaldo.” “Ronaldo from seventh ninth?” “Yeah him AND his brother Jermaine.” “Oh aight.” “Okay den.” “We can be cool but don’t touch nuna my rawhide treats on folksannem don’t test me.” “Bish don’t touch my chewy fox toy and we good!” “If I like ya fox toy imma take it.” “BISH I WANT ALL THE SMOKE YOU SEE HALF MY EAR CHEWED OFF I COME FROM A HIGH KILL SHELTER I LIVE FOR WAR.” “Okay okay keep ya fox let’s go beg our mommies for a walk a brother need to pee and dang - this ain’t the shelter - this a two bedroom apartment with a gym on the second floor and a Dollop Coffee Shop in the lobby - u ain’t behind bars no moe relax b bless up.” 😂😂😂 (vid: reddit u-MintyWisdom)
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