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Af, Ass, and Bless Up: He's all smiles after being rescued @DrSmashlove As y'all get out there and date, y'all gon break up with people and realize things. Realize some real ass things that didn't occur to u before. One of these things is the realization that the person u dated - this person u loved - adored - respected - is CORNY as FUCK ๐Ÿ˜‚. Corny as a bowl of corn flakes. A king size bag of corn chips. A field of corn deep in rural Indiana looking at your ex like "I will never be this corny ๐Ÿ˜ข." When u realize this ladies and gents I want u to do one thing. Just one. Open Facebook. Open Instagram. Open Snap. And shade TF out of them. Call them out for being so corny. "Shout to my ex Terrence for dating a ex stripper who got three kids from three different men living at her grandma house hope that's working out for u T ๐Ÿ˜‹." ACTUALLY JUST KIDDING AF DONT EVER EVER EVER DO THIS. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Ok first fuck u for shaming strippers and mama's. But second, query what's the benefit? All yo girls gon be leaving like comments like "get him Susan! ๐Ÿ˜‚" But what are they actually thinking? "Wow does Susan think anyone gon fuck with her now that they know she put people on blast ok Cat Lady Susan more men for the rest of us ๐Ÿ˜‚." See what happened Susan is that all the corn just exited Terrence's body and entered your aura and now u the corny one. U just de-corned him when u could have left Terrence as the rightful owner of that corn bushel. So with that said keep it G. And do me a favor. Block Terrence on all forms of media - phone, IG, FB, name it. The power of the block is that it assures u that they won't try to cornily weasel they corny ass back in ๐Ÿค—. And say the following: "Thank you God for letting me learn things and realize things. Please give me the strength to not be petty, and help me move onward and upward." Pettiness can be relieving in the short term but it's damning in the long term. Just believe smash on this one. Bless up โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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