🔥 Popular | Latest

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: jokermun: my half of an art trade with @monochrome-kirkland who wanted to see Hungary in my style v o)b thanks so much for trading with me Celi!

jokermun: my half of an art trade with @monochrome-kirkland who wanted to see Hungary in my style v o)b thanks so much for trading with me ...

Save
Save
Save
Casper, Future, and Girls: Ask a question usually answered in minutes Beauty & Style Hair How to get a haircut similar to Joseph Stalin without showing the girl who cuts my hair a picture of Joseph Stalin? What's up? Edit v Photo 目Details I have an undercut right now but would like to do something a bit different with my hair style wise. I saw a picture of a young Joseph Stalin last night and his hair is amazing, I want it so badly. I just would really like to avoid showing the lady who cuts my hair a picture of Joseph Stalin because you know, he was a dictator that turned the USSR into a peasant society and ruled using fear as a tool for persuasion. I was thinking of showing the lady who cuts my hair a picture of Zayn Malik as the style is kind of similar but not really. I don't know what to do. I just know I want this haircut Answer Questions Can Iuse Kirkland coconut oil t my Afro? I have 4c hair and I don't know with it? I want to straighten it bu did it broke every time I got it w I've grown my hair for 4 months the front of my hair looks like th http://prntscr.com/hef55b Will in a few months? What are some affordable yeta to stay at in Atlanta? Trending What do you think of this hairst 16 answers 1 following answers Is it common for black people t with red hair? 24 answers Ads Don't Miss Out: Limited Sale On Top Lab Essentials The World Leader In Serving Science Equipment Is Offering a Limited Time Discount On Their Top 45 Lab Essential Products Thermo Fisher Scientific Sponsored Girls/Guys: Hair or no hair on fa 21 answers He's The Future Of Canadian Country Music Brett Kissel looks like a quintessential country music star, but his talent and eagerness to succeed sets him on a path to international stardom. Sun Life Financial Sponsored Does my sister have nice hair? 25 answers Can anyone answer me please? 16 answers Defend your zone. Or just your side of the bed. Casper is now the official sleep partner of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Casper Sponsored Would you ever date someone eyebrows? 27 answers Answers Show her this picture Terms Privacy AdChoices R Christian Hegele just now Edit、、 Comment I helped.

I helped.

Save
Alive, Arthur, and Ash: BOOM ask-meowria-thorpe: ask-human-or-snake-belgium: ask-punk-arthur-kirkland: nihanwater: meg546: restless-daydreamer: natcat5: bloggish: enchantedtulip: sir-pimp-master-arthur: irmesia: im-the-muthafucking-leaf: bledri: racethewind10: sicani: Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision. Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp.  Bless you Jupiter. Thank you, Jupiter! Jupiter/EarthOTP. I ship it How long until we can expect the fanfiction?    “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“ “I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso. “Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.” “…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes. Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!” Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle. “Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?” Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says. Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too. And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion. “It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.” “What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!” Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?” “Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!” Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.” “Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?” Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.” Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says. Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.” “I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.” Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.” “ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.” And then I actually started to ship it.  What the hell.  Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets. omg i ship it.  better love story than twilight ((Oops my hand slipped.)) dammit tumblr,this is why we can’t show you too the outside world. I ship that so hard, omg ;A; I legit cried
Save