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![Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?
CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER
PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?
JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta
HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!](https://pics.me.me/thumb_helis-kitchen-movme-cub-xmas-special-mun-ou-are-most-38364752.png)
Family, Life, and Memes: Not everyday a man gets to kiss his wife in front of a tree inside the White House!!!🇺🇸 I did😉😂😂 From a one bedroom apartment in MS to hanging out in the White House....thanks for believing in me!! @ellisaallen life faith family freedom
Not everyday a man gets to kiss his wife in front of a tree inside the White House!!!🇺🇸 I did😉😂😂 From a one bedroom apartment in MS to hangi...
Baked, Fresh, and Kiss: i want to dead
i want kiss
i want to eat this
airesh
baked bread
Tag yourself I want to eat fresh baked bread>>>can I be all three? Cuz really I’m all three.
Tag yourself I want to eat fresh baked bread>>>can I be all three? Cuz really I’m all three.
Baked, Fresh, and Kiss: i want to dead
i want kiss
i want to eat this
airesh
baked bread
Tag yourself I want to eat fresh baked bread
Tag yourself I want to eat fresh baked bread
Funny, Love, and True: Joel Doubleyou
@JoelDoubleyou
The plot of every Hallmark movie is
about a career woman who is too busy
for love but she has to move to a small
town where a handsome local bachelor
teaches her about the true spirit of the
holiday. It starts snowing and they kiss.
T here is also a dog
I need to know more about this dog @girlsthinkimfunnybackup 😅😅 TwitterCreds: JoelDoubleyou
I need to know more about this dog @girlsthinkimfunnybackup 😅😅 TwitterCreds: JoelDoubleyou
Dank, Love, and True: Joel Doubleyou
@JoelDoubleyou
The plot of every Hallmark movie is
about a career woman who is too busy
for love but she has to move to a small
town where a handsome local
bachelor teaches her about the true
spirit of the holiday. It starts snowing
and they kiss. There is also a dog
The dog is the only important part honestly.
The dog is the only important part honestly.
![College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at
a party and a girl started crying because she loved my
hair
One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and
was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and
gave me a leaf to make me feel better
amazing
iwas on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said ihad nice
brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a
drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a
sweater and a kitten.
Amazing
Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by
committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with
satisfaction and whispered "count olaf"
this is a nice post
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss
and said "you're cured"
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and
proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut" until I would
eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you"
awesomacious:
[Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_i-honestly-love-drunk-girls-so-much-last-night-i-37952600.png)
Aww, Drunk, and Phone: hales yeah
@haleyrosefergie
last night my boyfriend got drunk and
told me if i tried to kiss him he would
call his "woman" and i kissed him so
he called my phone just to tell me that
i tried to kiss him
This wholesome couple at peak aww levels via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DE41Wh
This wholesome couple at peak aww levels via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DE41Wh
Aww, Drunk, and Phone: hales yeah
@haleyrosefergie
last night my boyfriend got drunk and
told me if i tried to kiss him he would
call his "woman" and i kissed him so
he called my phone just to tell me that
i tried to kiss him
This wholesome couple at peak aww levels
This wholesome couple at peak aww levels
Drunk, Instagram, and Meme: hales yeah
@haleyrosefergie
last night my boyfriend got drunk and
told me if i tried to kiss him he would
call his "woman" and i kissed him so
he called my phone just to tell me that
i tried to kiss hinm
@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞
@soinnocentparent was voted 1 sexual meme page on instagram 😂💀🔞
Creepy, Appreciate, and Kiss: enlillestarling
I rewatched Lord of the Rings the other day and you
know what I really appreciate?
The men are so tender.
They cry, and kiss each other's foreheads, and hug.
and call each other 'my friend' and 'my dear; they're
respectful to women and faithful to their partners;
they have banter without being creepy and sleazy.
and literally none of that stops them from being
considered "manly"
More Lord of the Rings men please.
The masculinity the world needs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PLzg92
The masculinity the world needs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PLzg92
Love, Memes, and True: Joel Doubleyou
@JoelDoubleyou
The plot of every Hallmark movie is
about a career woman who is too busy
for love but she has to move to a smal
town where a handsome local bachelor
teaches her about the true spirit of the
holiday. It starts snowing and they kiss.
There is also a dog.
Post 1600: y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet
Post 1600: y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet
![College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at
a party and a girl started crying because she loved my
hair
One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and
was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and
gave me a leaf to make me feel better
amazing
iwas on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said ihad nice
brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a
drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a
sweater and a kitten.
Amazing
Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by
committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with
satisfaction and whispered "count olaf"
this is a nice post
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss
and said "you're cured"
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and
proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut" until I would
eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you"
[Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2DO7ZMZ](https://pics.me.me/thumb_i-honestly-love-drunk-girls-so-much-last-night-i-37844168.png)
![College, Crying, and Drunk: I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at
a party and a girl started crying because she loved my
hair
One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and
was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and
gave me a leaf to make me feel better
amazing
iwas on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said ihad nice
brown eyes so they sang "brown eyed girl to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a
drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a
sweater and a kitten.
Amazing
Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by
committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with
satisfaction and whispered "count olaf"
this is a nice post
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss
and said "you're cured"
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and
proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying "peanut peanut" until I would
eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said "Thank you"
[Tumblr] Drunk girls are very wholesome to each other.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_i-honestly-love-drunk-girls-so-much-last-night-i-37842765.png)
Be Like, Funny, and Animal: Going in for a kiss be like
24 Funny Animal Pictures To Distract You From Whatever You’re Supposed To Be Doing
24 Funny Animal Pictures To Distract You From Whatever You’re Supposed To Be Doing
Funny, Spider, and SpiderMan: Simone Axing
@dontcallortext_
My biggest fantasy is the Spider-Man
kiss, so this guy from Hinge told me to
meet at the scaffolding for our first date
HAFT AY
Bold move. I hope it paid off for him @hinge hingepartner
Bold move. I hope it paid off for him @hinge hingepartner
