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Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE No Fucking Way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a Fuck. Ask me if I give a Fuck. It's not my Fucking problem. What the Fuck Fuck it. It won't work. Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner. When the Fuck do they expect me to do this? Who the Fuck cares? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die Motherfucker What the Fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass. This job sucks. Who the hell died and made you boss? Blow me. I'm not certain that's feasible Really? Perhaps you should check with... Of course I'm concerned. wasn't involved with that project. Interesting behavior I'm not sure I can implement this. I'll try to schedule that. Perhaps I can work late. Are you sure it is a problem? He's not familiar with this problem. You don't say. Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? They weren't happy with it? So you'd like my help with it. I love a challenge. You want me to take care of this? l see Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)
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Bruh, Dude, and Savage: PLAV DUDE RECYCIE KISS MY CANTO OR pleasestopandrew: ruinedchildhood: Pepper Ann was a savage (1997 - 2000) This was the best show. bruh never forget

pleasestopandrew: ruinedchildhood: Pepper Ann was a savage (1997 - 2000) This was the best show. bruh never forget

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Ass, Broomstick, and Fucking: <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162032421700/grawly-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://grawly.tumblr.com/post/162032267123/pesky-plumbers-tremendouslysizzlingsandwich" class="tumblr_blog">grawly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162032201280/tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://tremendouslysizzlingsandwich.tumblr.com/post/162031946310/pesky-plumbers-unyieldingjustice" class="tumblr_blog">tremendouslysizzlingsandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162031769240/unyieldingjustice-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unyielding--justice.tumblr.com/post/162030594502/pesky-plumbers-graffyn-guy-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">unyielding–justice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162023691740/graffyn-guy-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://graffyn-guy.tumblr.com/post/162023006267/pesky-plumbers-treaclethetortoise" class="tumblr_blog">graffyn-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/162022483930/treaclethetortoise-pesky-plumbers" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://treaclethetortoise.tumblr.com/post/162018869289/pesky-plumbers-graffyn-guy-the-funniest-part" class="tumblr_blog">treaclethetortoise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pesky-plumbers.tumblr.com/post/161674881830/graffyn-guy-the-funniest-part-of-this-to-me-is" class="tumblr_blog">pesky-plumbers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://graffyn-guy.tumblr.com/post/161564369027/the-funniest-part-of-this-to-me-is-that-they" class="tumblr_blog">graffyn-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? </p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="1300"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c014ec327aad6f9ce8ab5b93ea16dd61/tumblr_inline_orcv963Ttq1uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="953" data-orig-width="1300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>There is no war in Ba Sing Se</p> <p>The Moon landing was faked</p> <p>Major words in Mario games have never used a G</p> </blockquote> <p>please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="241" data-orig-width="377"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6b30f973d0c98d5fc29b36c6e05591d/tumblr_inline_orthb451wl1uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="241" data-orig-width="377"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mFS5Vz1oJoQnZCd8J4r06_Q">@pesky-plumbers</a></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="444"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ee795ddde4fa2e9490142b868683783/tumblr_inline_ortj1x9dj61uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="328" data-orig-width="444"/></figure></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mFS5Vz1oJoQnZCd8J4r06_Q">@pesky-plumbers</a> what about the F from Mario Golf?</blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="450" data-orig-height="300" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3dcd065f70f69a54813c08ea84e40b9/tumblr_inline_ortum88eAF1uz02ag_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="450" data-orig-height="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>y in mario party</p> </blockquote> <p>this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="408" data-orig-width="648"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14ebd76fc4ab160e1e203e48784af1c9/tumblr_inline_ortv60vdqj1uz02ag_540.png" data-orig-height="408" data-orig-width="648"/></figure><p>your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu</p> </blockquote> <p>there was a g in this one too tho</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="214" data-orig-width="426"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/77aafb87cb61f97e1e7cf10204e5e876/tumblr_inline_ortvkcZ4Jt1uz02ag_540.gif" data-orig-height="214" data-orig-width="426"/></figure></blockquote>
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