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Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it): MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE No Fucking Way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a Fuck. Ask me if I give a Fuck. It's not my Fucking problem. What the Fuck Fuck it. It won't work. Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner. When the Fuck do they expect me to do this? Who the Fuck cares? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die Motherfucker What the Fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass. This job sucks. Who the hell died and made you boss? Blow me. I'm not certain that's feasible Really? Perhaps you should check with... Of course I'm concerned. wasn't involved with that project. Interesting behavior I'm not sure I can implement this. I'll try to schedule that. Perhaps I can work late. Are you sure it is a problem? He's not familiar with this problem. You don't say. Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? They weren't happy with it? So you'd like my help with it. I love a challenge. You want me to take care of this? l see Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)
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I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣
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systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.  “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads. : MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes. Josh Barro @jbarro I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu... 13 48 102 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers View conversation 2324雙80 systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.  “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.
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systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.  “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads. : MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes. Josh Barro @jbarro I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu... 13 48 102 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers View conversation 2324雙80 systlin: systlin: rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.  “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM Oh wow I forgot about this. I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now. Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.
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rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.  “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM : MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes. Josh Barro @jbarro I think this is unfair. It is not weird to oppose gay marriage and also be horrified by the murder of gay people. twitter.com/guycecil/statu... 13 48 102 MAX IM A KOOPA@meakoopa 2h the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's leftr me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers View conversation 2324雙80 rocketmermaid: systlin: fieldbears: tattoo this on my flesh I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.  “Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.”  If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them.  IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM
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andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck It’s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life Kiss my ass Fuck it, it wont work: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, . Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... When the fuck do you expect me to do this. He's got his head up his ass........ Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner..I'Il try to schedule that. ..Perhaps I can work late. He's not familiar with the problem. ..You don't say. Eat shit and die, motherfucker.... What the fuck do they want from my life?. Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary.. So you'd like my help with that? andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck It’s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life Kiss my ass Fuck it, it wont work
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