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Funny, Converse, and Express: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees to complaints from some the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer tolerated, The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW SE No fucking way. rm not certain that's feasible. Really. You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck A..... Perhaps you should check with kname> Ask me if I give a fuck ............................................A Of course l'm concerned. it's not my fucking problem wasn't involved in that project. What the fuck? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... Why the fuck didn't you tell me that rm not sure Ican implement this. When the sooner? try to schedule that Who the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps Ican work late fuck cares? Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die, motherfucker Excuse me? What the fuck do they want Excuse me, <sir with it? from my life? They weren't happy Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help with that? Fuck it, I'm on salary Duly fucking noted πŸ‘‹πŸ½
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Ass, Bad, and Funny: i find it so funny when i hear that people talk shit behind my back but never say the shit to my face but kiss my ass so badly... so look who has the power in this situation (me)

i find it so funny when i hear that people talk shit behind my back but never say the shit to my face but kiss my ass so badly... so look wh...

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