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Bad, Confused, and Funny: 20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny 1. Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me off Them: Ok, knock knock! Me: Who's there? Them: confused silence 2. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. 3. What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1 4. "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes.." "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow." 5. What is brown and sticky? A stick. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? 6. "We are both lawyers." 7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. 8. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" 9. A magic tra ctor drives down the road and turns into a field. 10. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 11. Walk up to someone You: pick number Wait for them to pick one. You: Multiply it by 3 Them: ok You: divide it by 2 Them: ok You: add 6 Them: ok You: "Ok, thanks" then walk away. 12. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! 13. What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. 14. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan. 15. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Becuase the "P" is silent. 16. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey 17. What's a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel 18. A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus driver says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?" The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS IN MY EARS!" 19. Two dyslexics walk into a bra. 20. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Bad, Confused, and Funny: 20 Jokes That Are So Stupid They Are Actually Funny 1. Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me off Them: Ok, knock knock! Me: Who's there? Them: confused silence 2. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize 3. What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1 4. "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes.." "Good, mine too I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow." 5. What is brown and sticky? A stick 6. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers." 7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?" 8. 9. A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field 10. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 11. Walk up to someone You: pick a number Wait for them to pick one You: Multiply it by 3 Them: ok You: divide it by 2 Them: ok You: add 6 Them: ok You: "Ok, thanks" then walk away 12. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot! 13. What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge 14. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedar 15. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Becuase the "P" is silent. 16. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey 17. What's a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel 18. A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus driver says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?" The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS IN MY EARS!" 19. Two dyslexics walk into a bra 20. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Doctor, Funny, and Lol: astest wau to mess upsomeones knock knock joke? ESopen ys this is me Christiano Ronaldo here to explain epic funny joke, firstly, before we begin, l'd like to apologize for the absence of Peter the Joke explainer, he went to the doctor today (because he has aids idk lol). Anyway, now let's explain this tricky joke! Ok so basically, you have to understand "Knock Knock jokes in order to understand this one, so knock knock jokes goes as follows, a person (let's call them person A) says "knock knock, and another person (let's call them Person B) answers with "Who's there?" (As if they're knocking a real door Imao (but no they're not knocking any door just keep that in mind))) then person A responds with the funny part! "Your underwear!" xD!!1!! The look on Person B face is epic! They're troled epixtyle! (epixtyle means epic style but it's combined in a cool way!(I hope you get this one)), ok now l'll assume that you understand knock knock jokes, now time to explain this one, let's say this time, Person A says "knock knock, now you expect person B to respond with "who's there? But no0000, this time, person B will say "it's open!" Omg now the look on person A Face is epic! Person A is trolled now epixtyle! (I guess I already explained how we got the word epixtyle), so guys, that was the joke! I really hope you understand it now, and if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask! Also we hope that Peter the joke explainer comes back from the doctor, I hope he's fine now. Bye! I googled “funny Christiano Ronaldo” to get this pic

I googled “funny Christiano Ronaldo” to get this pic

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