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doktorgirlfriend: michi0no: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers. For example, this guy? Teaches moral philosophy. And this creepy dude? He’s your astronomy professor. Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild. I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school. “Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.” “Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.” “Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.” Okay but it’s kind of fun to look this stuff up. There are literally so many teacher-demons. Like This dude is your foreign language prof. And Mister Chickenlegs is gonna teach you some manners And this guy is your freakin’ Art Professor.  BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!I wanna learn art from the hell puppy! :O(Michi, I just raided the “demons” search on your blog. Good times, lemme tell ya.DEMON DATABASE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Ohhhh, boy, I’m about to lose some hours here.): If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft doktorgirlfriend: michi0no: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers. For example, this guy? Teaches moral philosophy. And this creepy dude? He’s your astronomy professor. Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild. I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school. “Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.” “Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.” “Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.” Okay but it’s kind of fun to look this stuff up. There are literally so many teacher-demons. Like This dude is your foreign language prof. And Mister Chickenlegs is gonna teach you some manners And this guy is your freakin’ Art Professor.  BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!I wanna learn art from the hell puppy! :O(Michi, I just raided the “demons” search on your blog. Good times, lemme tell ya.DEMON DATABASE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Ohhhh, boy, I’m about to lose some hours here.)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: fire-ghoul: seekerofshores: grumpyrpgreviews: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers. For example, this guy? Teaches moral philosophy. And this creepy dude? He’s your astronomy professor. Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild. I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school. “Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.” “Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.” “Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.” What do you have to do to get a scholarship? I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao. this whole post I’M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DEMON SCHOOL : If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality psychology, witchcraft thefingerfuckingfemalefury: fire-ghoul: seekerofshores: grumpyrpgreviews: prokopetz: cheesedeity: prokopetz: bear-eggs: geekandmisandry: Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time. #TeamSatan Can satan come teach a class at my school Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers. For example, this guy? Teaches moral philosophy. And this creepy dude? He’s your astronomy professor. Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild. I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school. “Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.” “Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.” “Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.” What do you have to do to get a scholarship? I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao. this whole post I’M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY AT DEMON SCHOOL
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Gotta love MLM's: Sprint LTE 8:17 PM * 31%(10 Home (3) Active now This might seem Hey totally random but I'm curious. What do you know about Pure Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis? Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is byproduct of your body burning through fat. Once the fat is gone it starts burning your protein. Which is what your muscles and organs are made of. People who do the keto diet have to replace what is lost by the diet. That's why it's so fatty and protein based. People who are on it for too long can have kidney, liver heart, lung, and muscle damage Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die from I don't diet. I portion control and eat healthy. Carbs are necessary for proper bodily functions. As a nurse you should know that. Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% @ } Home (3) Active now Hey girl, you seem to be really knowledgeable about this which is really awesome! Let me connect you with my friend Christen. She's a nurse and she has been drinking ketones for a really long time! She would totally be able to answer any questions you have. Are you open to that? Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% KHome (3) ctive Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information because they are capitalizing on permanent damage and death for their own financial gain. People blindly start these diets without researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. I Sprint LTE ※ 9:12 PM ア* 23% a KHome (2) C0 Active now researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two totally different things. We are actually born in ketosis and stay that way until we are introduced to a traditional American diet. I totally respect your opinion though They are not. Ask a doctor like I did. Google it actually. Ketones put your body into a state of ketoacidosis Which is exactly what causes all of that. Americans need to stop eating processed foods and eating healthy. Plus getting up and being active is important to a balanced and healthy lifestyle. Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated. Sprint LTE 9:21 PM Home (2) Active now Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated https:/thcliphd.com/video clip-516648776d4f4243676f464 5 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080, Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis thcliphd.com I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck away. I thought you'd get that shit with the first response. Go away. Far away. 00四0 Aa Gotta love MLM's
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Blueberry Boss: karik evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No. Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes. 1. She's the most knowledgeable about candy She's committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course- meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum) and the neverending gobstopper (longevity) 2. She's the most fit to run a business. Violet is competitive, determined, hard working, and willing to take risks. Her father is a small town car salesman and politician, so she could easily pick up knowledge and support from him. (Veruca's dad is also a business man, and in a compatible market (nuts), but it's made very clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of business practices or hard work.) 3. Shes the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that always goes wrong' on Oompa Loompas while he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to put herself on the front line, instead of treating the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would therefore be a better boss. 4. Her personality flaw' is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they just say gum is pretty cool, but it's not socially acceptable to chew it all day. The thing is, we already know that she can stop if she wants, because she already did that to win the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby (like when her mother tries to shame her about her habit during a televised interview) but the obsession with candy and neglect of social norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about This is on brand. 5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy he's very proud of. Violet is like "oh sick, that's gum, my special interest." Wonka is then pulls a "WRONG! It's amazing guml So in the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when he's like I wouldn't do that" why should she give a shit what he has to say? She's not like Charlie over here who's al Sure Gramps, let's stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I just saw what happened to Violet so I actually KNOW what this stuff can be capable of" Also, Violet is not selfish about her experience, she tells everyone what she's tasting and feeling, and everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet is Prometheus: fact. So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka's shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. She's passionate sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. She's even better than Wonka, because she doesn't endanger others. Violet should've been picked to inherit the chocolate factory. Source: evayna #charlie and the chocolate factory 123,693 notes Blueberry Boss
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wig-supplies-and-more: New info sharing video from Amid Beauty! Discover the Main Differences Between Hair Systems Created with Thin Skin Wig Foundation and French Lace French Lace wig base is vastly used simply because it is very economical.  It is typically flesh colored and thin.  The lace foundation is comprised mostly of very small holes which make it breathable.  Hair is ventilated directly into the wig foundation implementing single, split and double knots. Thin skin closely resembles your scalp.  When ventilated by a knowledgeable wigmaker, the hair will appear as though it is growing directly from the head.  Thin skin foundation can be found in a clear, transparent finish, however you may request special coloring if that is your preference.  : SKIN FRENCH CAP LACE wig-supplies-and-more: New info sharing video from Amid Beauty! Discover the Main Differences Between Hair Systems Created with Thin Skin Wig Foundation and French Lace French Lace wig base is vastly used simply because it is very economical.  It is typically flesh colored and thin.  The lace foundation is comprised mostly of very small holes which make it breathable.  Hair is ventilated directly into the wig foundation implementing single, split and double knots. Thin skin closely resembles your scalp.  When ventilated by a knowledgeable wigmaker, the hair will appear as though it is growing directly from the head.  Thin skin foundation can be found in a clear, transparent finish, however you may request special coloring if that is your preference. 

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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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<p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/172410441817/association-of-free-people" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/172410330334/association-of-free-people-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/172403727549/mikeneedsadrink-the-stupid-it-burns-jesus" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/172401719999/the-stupid-it-burns" class="tumblr_blog">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The stupid, it burns.</p></blockquote> <p>Jesus Christ….</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="536" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53704803847ed2c3b5efc4ca4933401d/tumblr_inline_p6e4btXtPT1svtbld_500.jpg" data-orig-height="536" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote><p>Do you think the producers of Now This were disappointed that this was the most knowledgeable person they could find at an anti-gun rally or are they so ignorant that they thought they’d found a retired delta force operator and professionally trained assassin?</p></blockquote> <p>Imagine just spewing off on something you know nothing about and them believing you because they too know nothing about the topic.</p></blockquote>: NOW THIS ORIGINAL I have spent time in military programs across the world. <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/172410441817/association-of-free-people" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/172410330334/association-of-free-people-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://association-of-free-people.tumblr.com/post/172403727549/mikeneedsadrink-the-stupid-it-burns-jesus" class="tumblr_blog">association-of-free-people</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/172401719999/the-stupid-it-burns" class="tumblr_blog">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The stupid, it burns.</p></blockquote> <p>Jesus Christ….</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="536" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53704803847ed2c3b5efc4ca4933401d/tumblr_inline_p6e4btXtPT1svtbld_500.jpg" data-orig-height="536" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote><p>Do you think the producers of Now This were disappointed that this was the most knowledgeable person they could find at an anti-gun rally or are they so ignorant that they thought they’d found a retired delta force operator and professionally trained assassin?</p></blockquote> <p>Imagine just spewing off on something you know nothing about and them believing you because they too know nothing about the topic.</p></blockquote>

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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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<p>Virgin vs Chad memes are on the rise! INVEST NOW! via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2vPzCAN">http://ift.tt/2vPzCAN</a></p>: "The Virgin Sip" THE CHAD QUENCH Primal instincts measure local humidity to within five decimal places Existentially THIRSTY Genuinely enjoys drinking water Afraid of water fountain confrontation Avoids eye contact with other drinkers Beautiful smooth, well hydrated skin Drinks quickly before the fountain gets cold and hurts his teeth Never seen without ample hydration resources Acne and oily skin from poor hydration Drinks tap water full of metals from poorly maintained pipes Often mistakes thirst for hunger OOCH Women LOVE his water Dangerously yellovw urine Feels awkward carrying a water bottle, worries about High quality distilled water, always ice cold Expends zero effort holding massive jugs, ifts them through force of personality alone being judged on bottle size Low water consumption, afraid of urinating more tha once per day Urine meets EPA standards for drinking water Patiently waits in line Has never experienced dehydration Always lets other go first Always happy to share Drinks whenever he desires Knowledgeable about the health benefits of optimum hydration UNICEF names clean water projects after him Walks to the water fountain to take one (1) sip after every set <p>Virgin vs Chad memes are on the rise! INVEST NOW! via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2vPzCAN">http://ift.tt/2vPzCAN</a></p>

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In the East(within), the “New Age” was never quite not because — Theres nothing new under the sun and nothing old under the moon. For these reasons, I don’t work with “angels” or “ascended masters.” I AM PRACTICAL. I stick with the Earth, Sun, Moon, Galactic Core, Universal Prime Creator and Infinite Sources as my main connection points. This whole “new age” movement is a multidimensional psychological operation designed to channel the soul energy of the “believers” of these teachings up to the “ascended” teachers and one of the false-light teachings that infects the New (c)Age movement is that there is no such thing as right and wrong, that everything is just an “experience” that is there to teach us a lesson. While it is true that we can learn valuable lessons from adverse circumstances, this does not mean that it is necessary or desirable to be continually oppressed, manipulated, implanted, deceived, enslaved and drained of energy. Those are experiences the human race has had far too much of already.. . . . . .You can seek to learn from all your experience and if you are open to learning from your experiences, then the more you are attacked, the more knowledgeable you become. But, experience is a reason to an end of learning a lesson and those who make experience the end goal are going down the negative path. 4biddenknowledge: MY PATH IS NOT "NEW AGE" INFACT IIS OUITE ANCIENT In the East(within), the “New Age” was never quite not because — Theres nothing new under the sun and nothing old under the moon. For these reasons, I don’t work with “angels” or “ascended masters.” I AM PRACTICAL. I stick with the Earth, Sun, Moon, Galactic Core, Universal Prime Creator and Infinite Sources as my main connection points. This whole “new age” movement is a multidimensional psychological operation designed to channel the soul energy of the “believers” of these teachings up to the “ascended” teachers and one of the false-light teachings that infects the New (c)Age movement is that there is no such thing as right and wrong, that everything is just an “experience” that is there to teach us a lesson. While it is true that we can learn valuable lessons from adverse circumstances, this does not mean that it is necessary or desirable to be continually oppressed, manipulated, implanted, deceived, enslaved and drained of energy. Those are experiences the human race has had far too much of already.. . . . . .You can seek to learn from all your experience and if you are open to learning from your experiences, then the more you are attacked, the more knowledgeable you become. But, experience is a reason to an end of learning a lesson and those who make experience the end goal are going down the negative path. 4biddenknowledge

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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info! : Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
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Are you being useful to your people, your culture and yourself? Are you nourishing your temple with alkaline, electrical life foods. Are you teaching others what you know, not just for a fee, because the divine knowledge bestowed upon you didn't cost you anything. Are you building with your people, or are you only investing in other communities, we aren't all one big happy community, if we were then Africans wouldn't have and own the least money, resources and power globally. Are you practicing health care not sick care... don't only eat well when you are sick, food is medicine, medicine is food. If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem. What are you doing to better yourself so that you can be useful to your culture? Are you practising group economics? Are you practicing self (knowledge of) education. What are you going to leave behind for your children, they can't eat Instagram pictures. Having a "good body" is not a good enough reason for existing, who are you uplifting. Do you spend too much time on your phone and not enough time bettering yourself. You know you need to stretch, you know you need to workout more, you know you need to meditate, you know you need to work on your relationships with your family. Are you going to have an amazing year? It won't just happen, you need to be proactive. What are you doing for the people where you live? Are you going to stop having sex with random, trying to find love without spirituality. Are you trying your hardest to be the best human being you can be? I am, that is why I am always happy ❤ chakabars: You may lose the people you love, you may lose the things you have. But no matter what happens, never lose yourself! Are you being useful to your people, your culture and yourself? Are you nourishing your temple with alkaline, electrical life foods. Are you teaching others what you know, not just for a fee, because the divine knowledge bestowed upon you didn't cost you anything. Are you building with your people, or are you only investing in other communities, we aren't all one big happy community, if we were then Africans wouldn't have and own the least money, resources and power globally. Are you practicing health care not sick care... don't only eat well when you are sick, food is medicine, medicine is food. If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem. What are you doing to better yourself so that you can be useful to your culture? Are you practising group economics? Are you practicing self (knowledge of) education. What are you going to leave behind for your children, they can't eat Instagram pictures. Having a "good body" is not a good enough reason for existing, who are you uplifting. Do you spend too much time on your phone and not enough time bettering yourself. You know you need to stretch, you know you need to workout more, you know you need to meditate, you know you need to work on your relationships with your family. Are you going to have an amazing year? It won't just happen, you need to be proactive. What are you doing for the people where you live? Are you going to stop having sex with random, trying to find love without spirituality. Are you trying your hardest to be the best human being you can be? I am, that is why I am always happy ❤ chakabars

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Comedian plays epic airport prank on nasty woman and kind of gets revenge: A DELTA HOFSTETTER/ST TSA PRECHK SK IR 1 006 DL 7 21 FEB op or server 69A DOCS BOARDING PASS SKY PRIORITY HOFSTETTER/STEVEN IR S 10A DLA 21 FEB PREM LOS ANGELES TOKYO-HANEDA OPERATED BY DELTA AER LINES TNC 13 While walking to my gate at LAX, l noticed a woman whose dog was in the middle of doing its business. The woman was loudly face-timing with her back to the dog, so l assumed she didn't notice. That was likely the thought shared by the gentleman who tried to get her attention. Excuse me, miss?" he said, in a polite tone. The woman glared at him. "Your dog," he sheepishly continued, pointing to the mid-poop pup The woman rolled her eyes and went back to face time as the man slinked away, seemingly embarrassed "Some people," she bellowed to her face-time companion with no hint of irony, "are just so damned rude 33 When her dog finished, the woman started walking away, leaving everything right on the airport floor. Another woman tried to stop her "You're not going to clean that up?" she asked, as shocked as the rest of us were "They have people for that," the offender replied, disappearing into the crowd, as much as someone yelling into their phone can disappear into a crowd stood near the pile and warned people to walk around it while someone else got a maintenance worker's attention. No one said anything -we were so shocked that anyone could be that horrible When I got to my gate, the woman was there, too. Great we were both going to Tokyo. When I travel abroad, l get embarrassed by other Americans doing things one hundred times less embarrassing than leaving animal feces on the floor of an airport. To make it worse, her dog was now barking at everyone who walked by have nothing against people flying with their dogs, l do it often. But it is a privilege l take seriously. My dog is well- trained and behaves better than most people. He certainly behaves better than that asshole Speaking of assholes, there is a pet relief area inside LAX past security, just two gates away from where The Party Pooper let her dog go to town. It didn't matter she was the type of person to litter three feet from an empty garbage Can While her dog barked at the world, the woman had moved from face-timing with no headphones to listening to music with no headphones. I don't like to throw around the word "sociopath" but I don't know how else l could explain just how selfish and terrible of a person she was. I'd bet her car was somewhere in long-term parking, parked across three spots with paint on the bumper from the child's bike she hit without leaving a note Everyone else tried to ignore her, sitting as far away from her as they could. I am not everyone else I sat down right next to the horrible woman. "Are you going to London on business? I said "I'm going to Tokyo," she responded gruffly, annoyed that l interrupted her DJing "Oh, I said. Then you better hurry. That flight got moved to gate 53C. This is the flight to London." figured l could give her a little moment of panic as payback for how terribly she was treating everyone. didn't predict what would happen next. She grabbed her bags and her dog in a huff, and stormed out of the gate without even checking. She was so self-involved, she didn't notice that the monitor at our gate still said Tokyo and almost everyone at the gate was Japanese Based on her actions, she believed me that the fight had been moved, so she's also an asshole for not thanking me "Some people," I thought as l watched her rush away from the gate without stopping her, "are just so damned rude The flight to Tokyo was at gate 69A, so the 53 gates were on the other side of the next terminal. And felt guilty knowing she probably berated some poor clerk who had to explain to her that there was no gate 53C I don't know if she made it back to this flight before we took off or not, but I didn't see her board and I don't hear her dog. Her missing her flight Was not my original intention, but it would be a fine punishment for her being so rude to everyone and making a low-paid stranger clean feces off the floor. What makes me wonder if I went too far is the knowledge that Delta only has one flight to Tokyo each day. Whoops Maybe she can re-book on another airline. l hear they have people for that EDIT For those of you who want to play internet detective and demand to see my ticket, I'm a stand-up comedian with a show in LA last night and a show in Tokyo tonight. But if that's not enough for you here's my ticket Comedian plays epic airport prank on nasty woman and kind of gets revenge
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This is also Ontario's system (cause each province has a slightly different school system). I love learning, but I have started to care less about that and more about just passing the courses, which is sad.: Students: Hey, so at this point a lot of students would rather break their own legs than go to school because of the immense workload placed on us in the form of increased standardized testing and out of school work. It is remarkably frustrating and stressful to students, and causes a strain on our mental health Parents Hey, so our children are extremely overworked and we have noticed a huge increase in time spent on homework rather than things that kids should be doing like socializing and naturally forming interests that could lead them to possible career choices Teachers The state curriculum is becoming more demanding requiring our students to learn more in less time, all while increasing the number and freguency of standardized tests (giving us even less time to teach important material). This makes us sad, because we want to share knowledge with students, but are forced to give them large amounts of homework to make up for lost time in the classroom. The U.S. educational system: So what you're telling me you want more test ILS Source: thegroceries This is also Ontario's system (cause each province has a slightly different school system). I love learning, but I have started to care less about that and more about just passing the courses, which is sad.

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Happy earthday Nina Simone. Are you being useful to your people, your culture and yourself? Are you nourishing your temple with alkaline, electrical life foods. Are you teaching others what you know, not just for a fee, because the divine knowledge bestowed upon you didn't cost you anything. Are you building with your people, or are you only investing in other communities, we aren't all one big happy community, if we were then Africans wouldn't have and own the least money, resources and power globally. Are you practicing health care not sick care... don't only eat well when you are sick, food is medicine, medicine is food. If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem. What are you doing to better yourself so that you can be useful to your culture? Are you practising group economics? Are you practicing self (knowledge of) education. What are you going to leave behind for your children, they can't eat Instagram pictures. Having a "good body" is not a good enough reason for existing, who are you uplifting. Do you spend too much time on your phone and not enough time bettering yourself. You know you need to stretch, you know you need to workout more, you know you need to meditate, you know you need to work on your relationships with your family. Are you going to have an amazing year? It won't just happen, you need to be proactive. What are you doing for the people where you live? Are you going to stop having sex with random, trying to find love without spirituality. Are you trying your hardest to be the best human being you can be? I am, that is why I am always happy ❤ chakabars: Them: Why Do You Post So Much "Black Stuff" My Answer @the original people Happy earthday Nina Simone. Are you being useful to your people, your culture and yourself? Are you nourishing your temple with alkaline, electrical life foods. Are you teaching others what you know, not just for a fee, because the divine knowledge bestowed upon you didn't cost you anything. Are you building with your people, or are you only investing in other communities, we aren't all one big happy community, if we were then Africans wouldn't have and own the least money, resources and power globally. Are you practicing health care not sick care... don't only eat well when you are sick, food is medicine, medicine is food. If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem. What are you doing to better yourself so that you can be useful to your culture? Are you practising group economics? Are you practicing self (knowledge of) education. What are you going to leave behind for your children, they can't eat Instagram pictures. Having a "good body" is not a good enough reason for existing, who are you uplifting. Do you spend too much time on your phone and not enough time bettering yourself. You know you need to stretch, you know you need to workout more, you know you need to meditate, you know you need to work on your relationships with your family. Are you going to have an amazing year? It won't just happen, you need to be proactive. What are you doing for the people where you live? Are you going to stop having sex with random, trying to find love without spirituality. Are you trying your hardest to be the best human being you can be? I am, that is why I am always happy ❤ chakabars
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