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Drunk, Friends, and New York: Woman Mentally Rifles Through
Friends For Perfect Person To
Sympathize With Current Pettiness
<p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/171354321369/new-yorkconsidering-and-rejecting-names-at-a" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>NEW YORK—Considering and rejecting names at a rapid clip, local woman Michelle Alghabra mentally rifled through over a dozen friends Tuesday in search of the perfect person to sympathize with her latest petty conundrum. “Alison is usually my go-to for a sympathetic ear, but she might not see this as that big of a deal and start preaching about forgiveness and turning the other cheek, and I just don’t need that right now,” said Alghabra, pouring herself another glass of wine while taking stock of potential commiserators. “Beth just wouldn’t get it, Tina would just make it all about herself somehow, and Alicia might say I’m being small-minded and obsessive. Honestly, I’m just about ready to call Kristen, and all she ever does is say, ‘Oh, yeah,’ every time I pause for breath.” Alghabra eventually settled on Liz, who, if contacted after 3 p.m., would most likely be drunk.<br/></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/171354321369/new-yorkconsidering-and-rejecting-names-at-a" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p>...
Batman, Memes, and Cheetah: Kristen Wiig is reportedly in
talks to play Cheetah in the
upcoming Wonder Woman
sequel.
thoughts? 🐯 dc dceu batman wonderwoman cheetah kristenwiig thedarkknight thejoker
thoughts? 🐯 dc dceu batman wonderwoman cheetah kristenwiig thedarkknight thejoker
Blackpeopletwitter, Children, and Politics: Kristen Clarke
@KristenClarkeJD
Follow
This administration has more empathy for
men who beat their wives than men caring for
their sick children.
HuffPost Politics@HuffPostPol
ICE to deport Arizona father whose 5-year-old son is battling cancer huffp.st/ejF2ubo
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<p>“American” values (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
<p>“American” values (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Definitely, Memes, and Snapchat: only 90s kids will remember this
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I definitely don’t remember
I definitely don’t remember
Facebook, Ignorant, and Life: Kristen
@Kristytipsy
So they changed the law in Oregon to
let people pump their own gas and the
Facebook comments on the news
story are amazing
Thomas Mauldin
Does no one consider the cumulative
effects of breathing in small amounts
of gas over time? Lung cancer rates
will skyrocket. Who knows how this
will effect other body systems.
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Mike Perrone
I've lived in this state all my life and I don't even know HOW to pump gas
REFUSE to pump my own gas. I had to
do it once in California while visiting
my brother and almost died doing it.
Sandy Franklin
NO THANKS! I don't want to smell like
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This a service only qualified people
should perform. I will literally park at
the pump and wait until someone
pumps my gas. I can't even
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Matthew May
You're right. Better to pay an
attendant slave wages to breathe
them in for you.
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Leo Sowers
Umm no, not knowing how to
pump gas does make you
ignorant. Among other things. But
yeah it literally is the definition of
ignorance, not knowing
something
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Thomas Mauldin
Better than no wages
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Austin Harnish
So don't breathe in the fumes..
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Jaime Espinoza
Here is the kicker he is a fueler in
the Army :) lol
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all year
This is the best thing I’ve seen all year
Tumblr, Alarm, and Blog: <p><a href="http://divascreech.tumblr.com/post/157867634999" class="tumblr_blog">divascreech</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://zaksaidso.tumblr.com/post/157637668793/i-think-its-a-b-flat-kristen-chenoweth" class="tumblr_blog">zaksaidso</a>:</p>
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<p>“I think it’s a b-flat.”</p>
<p>Kristen Chenoweth trying to figure out the note of a triggered car alarm in a parking garage. (btw it was in fact a b-flat)</p>
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<p>icon</p>
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<p>Perfect pitch, perfect person.</p>
<p><a href="http://divascreech.tumblr.com/post/157867634999" class="tumblr_blog">divascreech</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zaksai...
Target, youtube.com, and Kristen Stewart: <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfG447SqHFs&t=" target="_blank">Kristen Stewart has an amazing arm!</a><br/></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfG447SqHFs&t=" target="_blank">Kristen Stewart has an amazing arm!</a><br/></p>
Memes, Phone, and Sorry: If I could transform one person into something else, I would...
I would maybe turn my
pets Into people
for like two minutes. Just to
see what they would look IIko.
why can't people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumbl
users
I'm sorry for all those years I hated you
i hate getting woken up by phone calls ugh :~)) @nuggeret
i hate getting woken up by phone calls ugh :~)) @nuggeret
Caitlyn Jenner, Chelsea, and Internet: A BARRY OBAMA CLUSTERFCK
changing ryan's privates
caitlyn jenner kristen beck chelsea manning
the mission is a man...or a woman...or a...?
I've honestly had enough with the internet😩😩 I'm well and truly dead😭
I've honestly had enough with the internet😩😩 I'm well and truly dead😭
Caitlyn Jenner, Chelsea, and Memes: A BARRY OBAMA CLUSTERFCHK
changing ryan's privates
caitlyn jenner kristen beck chelsea manning
the mission is a man...or a woman...or a?
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