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Bless Up, Emoji, and Food: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...there’s one thing they NOT gon do. Y’all ready? Y’all ready for this A1 Sauce? Y’all receptive? Nah. U know what I think y’all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If it’s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see y’all not listening! 😂 Y’all sitting back like “nah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say ‘please bump Sally’s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist 😌’” <— men don’t make this emoji face because Phil don’t exist HE 👏 DONT 👏 EXIST 👏 BELOVED 👏 HE 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 WAITING 👏 LIST 👏 FOR 👏 THAT 👏 NEW 👏 TESLA 👏 THAT 👏 30 👏 THOU 👏 BEEN 👏 SPUNT 👏 ARREDDY 👏- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. “But smash imma be ‘the b!tch’ at work if I complain” GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHAT’S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with y’all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me...

Andrew Bogut, Bones, and Confused: Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy OK, I've been drinking a little bit, it's been a big day, so l'm going to leave vou with the most valuable thing l ever heard 4/26/18, 9:40 PM 67 Retweets 561 Likes Justin McElroy@JustinMcElroy 10m I was at a bar, I think it was Hank's, you know, on 4th Ave? And I was talking with Bob Thompson, who plays piano for Mountain Stage, which is a great public radio show. He was talking about when he was trying to get his career started, playing a demo for a big record label 110 244 Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy 7m The label rep let the demo finish, and said "This is great, and I can't do anything with you." Bob was, understandably, confused and asked for an explanation 184 Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy 6m The label rep said "This is great, but I know five people I could call up right now and play this exact demo. Find the thing that only you can do, and then I HAVE to work with you." 267 Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy 4m Reader, I probably don't know you. But I there is one thing I can say with absolute certainty. I know way deep down in my bones that there is a record only you can play. Figure out what that record is, play it, and they have no choice but to listen O 20 147 503 Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy 3m It may not be perfect, it may not even be good, but you've GOT to play it, because you're the only one who can 4 198 nightingem:Justin McElroy is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever seen and his words are so incredibly powerful. I’m crying right now.

nightingem:Justin McElroy is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever seen and his words are so incredibly powerful. I’m cryin...