starters / prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work , between you and these bones . feel free to change pronouns / tenses...
The male fish still gets laid so it’s an absolute win for him by u_a06
RT @90sWWE: On this day 21 years ago, Owen Hart was laid to rest 🙏🏼❤ https://t.co/Eot2hFRl3u
best laid plans of mice and men
A well-laid plan!
The Adobe Stock image title was: "Beautifully laid out books. Flat Lay. The concept - sex education and parenting. The book is the best g...
Blue jay eggs laid inside a porch post (Charlottesville, VA)
WWE laid off 1/3 of their staff this week just to make projected profits for next weeks Q1 call, this is the next PPV match - “Climb the...
"THIS ONE TRICK WILL GET YOU LAID"
When all my friends are getting laid during quarantine and all I have are video games
While the rest of us are laid off and struggling to make our bills, these are people getting paid a lot more than EI or the government pr...
Machamp smashes Goro in Deathbattle then gets laid to celebrate... What a stallion
It isn’t much, but I’m excited. After being laid off made my first $100 streaming on twitch
My family and I have had her for years and this is the first time she has laid down on my lap.
First time ever being laid off, thanks COVID!
Our cat just laid down and fell asleep on my wife’s face.
Laid down my new wreath and came back to a queen on her throne
This mourning dove nesting on the chair cushion on my patio. She laid one egg on Easter.
Scam callers are also laid off
It’s 10am but yeah, why not, I’m laid-off from work and quarantined
Legend? Or God of getting laid?
Picked up this sweet girl a few weeks ago and found out I was temporarily laid off. At least we've had plenty of time to potty train and...
Sad when you can make more money if your laid off right now. Then doing an essential job that is needed for the rest of the system to sur...
Anon gets laid
A burger with a side of not getting laid pls
Just got laid off today due to COVID-19 and after making a post on Facebook about it I received this message from an old college classmate!
I am never getting laid at this rate...
Because of the lockdown probably the first goose eggs ever laid at this man made pond.
Me after getting laid off due to COVID-19