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The people who have been lying to US for years are lamenting lies from President Trump! The more they hate him, the more I like him...

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Alive, Bad, and Bones: Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No.89067 289081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it" >As is the nature of a fucking weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy A successful summoning >Roll to control it >fail >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table. >Roll to banish >another fail each of skeleton sorcerers then summon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad...I'm gonna need some help" party is in an inn across the way necromancer runs for help >DM runs the calculations in the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced. >There are now over 16000 skeletons and they're continuing to multiply exponentially soh god STha...That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC! "DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" DM-"According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, there's no limit... >"FUCK!" >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks. >Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons. we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys. let's get out of here >DM's narration is perfect >"As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Ed'hyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones. In the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow Mackleroy, a merchant character in the party is livid. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland in a matter of b or / turns Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid >DM "No, Not until we finish the story >Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members are actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "mayhaps we can draw them into the void.. captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head'n our way!" DM narrates further "In the distance a wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People are screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat in a sea of skeletons >The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP, NO MORE nothing DM intervenes "There are countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one million with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that their combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The generation of gravity from the skeletons' ever increasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead...or a skeleton. This starts a chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star. A star born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride" The Ride Never Ends
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Being Alone, Creepy, and Friends: showing it lso r/imverysmart It's people who constantly need to tell others that they're "so smart" and "so superion" such things I was talking about the BEWERTE DIESEN CHAT And I don't want to talk to somebody like that, those are the worst kind of people And didn't I tell you to stop bothering me I'm not bragging, I'm lamenting. Leave me alone The point of my post was to express my struggle with in teracting with people who are significantly less intelligent. I thought I spelled that out pretty well.I never said I was "superior", nor have you seen any of my whispers to know whether l "constantly" post such things. Leave me alone Are you capable of having a conversation? I don't want to talk to someone who belongs on r/ amverysmart Yes, but I don't want it with you, as I said multiple times Why do you hate me because vim smart? So please, for the last time Leave. Me. Alone. 2 ou have problems Do I have to block you to make you stop talking? Just stop talking to me I'm clearly not interested Not stop taking to me. Please. I have better things to do Tell me one thing that you're actually proud of. One thing. It doesn't have to be a huge accomplishment, it can be hat are they? And no ou don't Stop talking to me How many times do l have to tell you to stop, as I saidI don't like blocking people ame one thing in your life hat you're proud of I don't like to block people My law degree Not until vou tell me what you're proud of. It's not some kind of challenge, I just want to know about you. Like maybe you tried baking something new and it turned out really well. Tell me And novw 0 Because I find you interesting No, not until you tell me one thing you're proud of. I want to learn about you It's pointless I'm not interested in being friends or anything more So why should I tell vou Because l find you interesting Listen, I don't like blockin It's pointless I'm not interested in being friends or anything more But I don't wanna talk to ya So I'll just stop responding rom now on So why should I tell vou Why are you being so stubborn? Listen, I don't like blocking
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Being Alone, Dumb, and Friends: showing it lso r/imverysmart It's people who constantly need to tell others that they're "so smart" and "so superion" such things I was talking about the BEWERTE DIESEN CHAT And I don't want to talk to somebody like that, those are the worst kind of people And didn't I tell you to stop bothering me I'm not bragging, I'm lamenting. Leave me alone The point of my post was to express my struggle with in teracting with people who are significantly less intelligent. I thought I spelled that out pretty well.I never said I was "superior", nor have you seen any of my whispers to know whether l "constantly" post such things. Leave me alone Are you capable of having a conversation? I don't want to talk to someone who belongs on r/ amverysmart Yes, but I don't want it with you, as I said multiple times Why do you hate me because vim smart? So please, for the last time Leave. Me. Alone. 2 ou have problems Do I have to block you to make you stop talking? Just stop talking to me I'm clearly not interested Not stop taking to me. Please. I have better things to do Tell me one thing that you're actually proud of. One thing. It doesn't have to be a huge accomplishment, it can be hat are they? And no ou don't Stop talking to me How many times do l have to tell you to stop, as I saidI don't like blocking people ame one thing in your life hat you're proud of I don't like to block people My law degree Not until vou tell me what you're proud of. It's not some kind of challenge, I just want to know about you. Like maybe you tried baking something new and it turned out really well. Tell me And novw 0 Because I find you interesting No, not until you tell me one thing you're proud of. I want to learn about you It's pointless I'm not interested in being friends or anything more So why should I tell vou Because l find you interesting Listen, I don't like blockin It's pointless I'm not interested in being friends or anything more But I don't wanna talk to ya So I'll just stop responding rom now on So why should I tell vou Why are you being so stubborn? Listen, I don't like blocking
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Growing Up, Ironic, and Life: CMV: If you are genuinely suicidal you should not ironically joke about it, then complain about nobody checking up on you 3 hours ago by Prince-Cola The catalyst for me writing this is this 2meirl4meirl thread. Please browse through it first. Now. 2meirl4meirl is all about wanting to die, whether ironically or genuinely. When i first discovered it i thought it could have a positive effect - people who want to die can see that there are others just like them. After all, social media user heavily leans towards positive messages, people taking selfies of themselves at their best, commenting only about the good things in their life. And everyone then has to compare themselves to everyone in the worid, which can make them depressed. This is not good BUT now it seems to have turned too much the other way. Everyone is supposed to want to die. Having to talk with a relative? I want death. Remembering a cringy moment from your teenage years? Death would be preferable I'm particularly worried about kids who are growing up on ironic memes, before they even got a chance to see sincere memes. I thought postmodern stuff was about criticizing modernism using satire and irony, but the people who grow up now will only see the irony and satire as the thing itself, not having any experience with what it was criticizing If you are constantly posting memes about suicide and you actually are suicidal, then LIE when people ask you if you are being sincere, then you do not have a right to complain about it afterwards. Posting memes with several layers of meta-irony and then lamenting that nobody gets you? It is you who not let them understand I'm not sure if this is relevant, but i am pro assisted suicide
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