🔥 Popular | Latest

Alive, Cars, and Children: THIS CHANGES THE GAME FOREVER halduron-brightwang: immortalismortem: liquidglue: b just wear the seatbelt Mmmmmmm I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one  and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on. Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds. They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt. Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk. These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt.  This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way. They even make ones for children too. Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it. And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe.  But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the CDC and all of their sources.  “More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.1 Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 19812 to nearly 85% in 20103, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “ “Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.1Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.4Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.5Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today” Or this one “ The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.” Or this “ Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…” “Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“ “Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“ Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead. Wear your seat belt.
Save
Alive, Cars, and Children: THIS CHANGES THE GAME FOREVER notthatjaded: kittydesade: squirtle-daddy: hunter-rodrigez: hebangshebangs: badgengar: halduron-brightwang: immortalismortem: liquidglue: b just wear the seatbelt Mmmmmmm I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one  and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on. Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds. They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt. Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk. These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt.  This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way. They even make ones for children too. Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it. And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe.  But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the CDC and all of their sources.  “More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.1 Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 19812 to nearly 85% in 20103, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “ “Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.1Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.4Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.5Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today” Or this one “ The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.” Or this “ Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…” “Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“ “Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“ Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead. Wear your seat belt. 2017 and people are still trying to spread the myth that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt. People really don’t wear a seatbelt???? This reminds me of a story from WW1  When they first introduced Helmets to the troops fighting in trenches the number of head injuries suddenly skyrocketed and people wanted to take the helmets away again. Until they realized that the reason for this was the fact that most of these head injuries would have been fatal if it wasn’t for the Helmets. You always need to look at the bigger picture.   Lmfao ya rather save ya tiddies than go flying through the fucking windshield some of you guys are crazy Flying through windshields will also disembowel you and cut off your tits. I’m just saying. I was in a single car accident years back in my first car. If it weren’t for a tree ‘catching’ me I probably would’ve gone rolling. I was wearing a seatbelt. I climbed out of the car (out of the sunroof, actually, because the doors were jammed). The police that stopped and helped me basically said they’d seen people NOT climb out of accidents like that (and lesser ones!) because they’d not been wearing their seatbelts when it happened. Wear your damn seatbelts, people.
Save
Apparently, Friends, and Gym: "He walked downstairs, noticing how his limp penis pressed against the front of his underwear, his nubile balls dangling hairily below Manataerys Stormborn @SaveTheMayotee Follow If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do 4:12 PM - Sep 8, 2017 Charlotte, NC randaness: persephone-devotee: probablefox: thescienceofjohnlock: love-in-mind-palace: totallysilvergirl: addignisherlock: mareebrittenford: writing-while-female: spellbound7: butterynutjob: fluffle-talk: rocket-pool: Dying rn @butterynutjob He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought. While, granted, some writers do take the breast thing too far, this comparison doesn’t even make sense. Men don’t obsess about their genitals the way women obsess about their breasts because they’re not in your face all the time (in the case of large boobs). Breasts are just more visible (closer to eye level). Newsflash! Women don’t obsess about our breasts.  No really, we live with them 24/7, we can see friends, and relatives breasts pretty much on demand, hell, we just have to go to get changed at the gym to be inundated with boobs. They are really boring to us (ad while we’re on it, nowhere near as sensitive as so many men seem to think!). The only time a woman might obsess about her breasts is when they’re painful, such as when lactating or wearing an ill-fitting bra, and neither situation is at all sexy. Men obsess over women’s breasts. Women don’t.  I’m just loling about supposedly obsessing over my breasts because they’re near my face. “In your face all the time (in case of large boobs)” So apparently large breasts are gravity-defying objects that rise up to our face until eye level, huh?? Any women out there willing to draw out how this guy’s version of boob reality might look like, because this is just too ridiculous 😂😂😂 I needed this belly-laugh, I really did, so many you did too. I..am..idk 🤣😂🤣 And before anyone says anything about women who are into women: breasts can be attractive, but they’re still mundane and we are perfectly able to not ogle or feel abashed when in the presence of bare-breasted people. dooooo your boobs float highdo they wobble toward the skycan you not help but obsesson your face-invading chestcan you cup them in your handsand bounce them like a marching banddo your boobs. float. high.
Save
Alive, Cars, and Children: THIS CHANGES THE GAME FOREVER theconqueerstador: neurodivergent-crow: halduron-brightwang: immortalismortem: liquidglue: b just wear the seatbelt Mmmmmmm I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one  and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on. Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds. They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt. Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk. These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt.  This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way. They even make ones for children too. Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it. And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe.  But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the CDC and all of their sources.  “More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.1 Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 19812 to nearly 85% in 20103, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “ “Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.1Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.4Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.5Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today” Or this one “ The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.” Or this “ Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…” “Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“ “Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“ Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead. Wear your seat belt. “uwu dont wear seatbelts bc some people got injured by them” THEY SURVIVED. which is much better than dying bc you flew through the damn windshield!! fucking dumbass. My mom worked as an ICU nurse for 20 years and counting. She came home once a month telling me about the DOA people she saw launched through a windshield because they weren’t wearing a seatbelt. I use the same rule she did when we were kids: my car doesn’t move until everyone in it is buckled in.
Save
Alive, Cars, and Children: THIS CHANGES THE GAME FOREVER <p><a href="https://badgengar.tumblr.com/post/162198191888/halduron-brightwang-immortalismortem" class="tumblr_blog">badgengar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://halduron-brightwang.tumblr.com/post/162172677877/immortalismortem-liquidglue-b-just-wear" class="tumblr_blog">halduron-brightwang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://immortalismortem.tumblr.com/post/131394731776/liquidglue-b-just-wear-the-seatbelt" class="tumblr_blog">immortalismortem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liquidglue.tumblr.com/post/131367376636">liquidglue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="900" data-orig-width="1600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/560c6ca9723010c3d74bc7e4261c11c6/tumblr_inline_nwdqp2lLKS1qivp0e_540.jpg" data-orig-height="900" data-orig-width="1600"/></figure></p> <p>b just wear the seatbelt</p> </blockquote> <p>Mmmmmmm</p> <p>I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one  and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on.</p> <p>Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds.</p> <p>They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="428" data-orig-width="570"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d04dddeb3bd687814928aaea2275b00d/tumblr_inline_os0mk8OQA31r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="428" data-orig-width="570"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="530" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00a4ec953c45628ac2650c6076a1a83f/tumblr_inline_os0mkhjX531r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="530" data-orig-width="800"/></figure><p>These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="273" data-orig-width="484"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6478c0827591454759f6167780ef1d4e/tumblr_inline_os0mn7wNdp1r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="273" data-orig-width="484"/></figure><p>This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93bf7332f413c5db9803c336241077d1/tumblr_inline_os0mqf97091r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="700" data-orig-width="700"/></figure><p>They even make ones for children too.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="320"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f048fd73d38978dd41bbdaf11cbde6ed/tumblr_inline_os0mqv0aio1r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="320"/></figure><p>Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/27fb1ce76da1033cc36611629514988e/tumblr_inline_os0mshStG61r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1000" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e4c5365f14a38761224ec7398344ea8/tumblr_inline_os0mtqinpX1r43n79_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1000" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure><p>And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe. </p> <p>But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the <a href="https://www.cdc.gov/motorvehiclesafety/seatbeltbrief/index.html">CDC</a> and all of their sources. </p> <p><i>“More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.<sup>1</sup> Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 1981<sup>2</sup> to nearly 85% in 2010<sup>3</sup>, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “</i><br/></p> <p><i>“Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.<sup>1</sup>Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.<sup>4</sup>Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.<sup>5</sup>Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today”</i></p> <p><a href="https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1292501/">Or this one</a></p> <p><i>“ The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.”<br/></i></p> <p><a href="https://www.edgarsnyder.com/car-accident/defective-products/seat-belts/seat-belts-statistics.html">Or this</a></p> <p><i>“ Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…”</i><br/></p> <p>“Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“<br/></p> <p><i>“Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“<br/></i></p> <p>Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead.</p> <h2>Wear your seat belt.</h2> </blockquote> <h2><b><i>2017 and people are still trying to spread the myth that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt.</i><br/></b></h2> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;Seatbelts are uncomfortable for fat people and chicks with big boobs so you shouldn&rsquo;t wear them lol just fly out through the windshield glass and become a smear of dead pulp it&rsquo;s fine 🙃🙃🙃&rdquo;</p><p>Seriously did you ever even stop to consider that an impact with the kind of strength to cause a seatbelt cut you would&rsquo;ve been MUCH WORSE if you didn&rsquo;t have a seatbelt? I understand the boob thing, believe me I do. I hate constantly having to adjust my belt but it&rsquo;s a hell of a lot better than DYING.</p>
Save
Ass, Barbie, and Fake: ERROR <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fernacular.tumblr.com/post/57318484913">fernacular</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hyaena13.tumblr.com/post/54648781772">hyaena13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themoo-n.tumblr.com/post/52966657523">themoo-n</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kinkyturtle.tumblr.com/post/52109922940">kinkyturtle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avri-wallflower.tumblr.com/post/52106798400">avri-wallflower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sourcedumal.tumblr.com/post/51866638577">sourcedumal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.</p> <p>Gurl bye</p> <p>Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.</p> <p>You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.</p> <p>You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.</p> </blockquote> <div>If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.</div> </blockquote> <p>girl bye.</p> <p>lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).</p> <p>I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. </p> <p>like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’<span>.</span></p> <p><span>this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. </span></p> <p><span>I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)</span></p> <p><span>but attacking other women who you </span>perceive<span> as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking </span>appearance<span> doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. </span></p> <p><span>but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. </span></p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER</p> </blockquote> <p>And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.</p> </blockquote> <p>preach</p> </blockquote>
Save