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space-trash-princess: agir1ukn0w: eriggyageptulel: lonely-roads-at-midnight: broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke The post of legend has come again : space-trash-princess: agir1ukn0w: eriggyageptulel: lonely-roads-at-midnight: broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke The post of legend has come again

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anxiety-unlimited: egowave: khaleesiofalldragons: anxiety-unlimited: egowave: why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that  Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey. “i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds” “my first horse” : anxiety-unlimited: egowave: khaleesiofalldragons: anxiety-unlimited: egowave: why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that  Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey. “i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds” “my first horse”

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broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD : Untoasted slice of white bread The same slice of bread, now toasted broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD

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Dad and the Banana Bread: theguilteaparty So my mom told me a story... Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts. So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him. So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that's like... 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself. That's approximately 835 loaves of banana bread. Now Skip ahead a few years... and they're all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad's bread and their mom comes in, "I don't think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!" "What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!" This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn't have the heart to tell them that he couldn't stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret. My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was. Dad and the Banana Bread

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anxiety-unlimited: egowave: khaleesiofalldragons: anxiety-unlimited: egowave: why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that  Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey. “i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds” “my first horse” : anxiety-unlimited: egowave: khaleesiofalldragons: anxiety-unlimited: egowave: why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that  Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey. “i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds” “my first horse”

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22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away irrevocably-delicious Irrevocably-delicious @india draws Anyone who's worked in retail has probably participated in this thing I call "circle talk" and it is by far one the most exhausting and irritating parts of my job. 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App Circle talk is when a customer asks you a question, but when you answer it, they continue to stare at you blankly. So you repeat your answer over and over, slightly rephrasing it until it permeates their brain. "How big does this cactus grow?" "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow growing, so you won't see much of a difference until almost 10 years" "Oh my wife has one that's like half metre" "Yes that must be quite old" "So they can get that big?" "Yes but not for a long time" "about 10 years?" "YES" 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App he Cackes Grows slo Oh right& he Cockuss slow growino The Slow growing Cachs Small Cactsou will not grouw og quich Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don't think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job. starfire003 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don't like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want. corisanna I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn't present. Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day greatfay Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount]) Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?" Me: "For signing up for our rewards program, yes:" Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :) Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up" Me: " " Customer: "I hate getting all those emails" Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how:) Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an account" Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]: Customer: "I thought it was free?" Me: ")" Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards program:)" Customer: "I don't want to sign up" Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)" Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?" Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:) Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount] Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why don't you just pay for it? : Customer: "This is shit customer service" Me: ")" Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself-" Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a cashier:) Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it's not even a large- Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a cashier:) Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming back here again Me: "How unfortunate :)" thekeybladeninja I can feel the) deep in my soul 74,441 notes Click to see full Sarcasm Goal 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes
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madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH : ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I tried to steal a large, expensive bottle of beer from a house I cleverly hid it by stuffing it into my pants. party I was attending. I knew there was only one thing I could do to make this right. But as I was saying goodbye... The bottle fell out and shattered on the ground. 0 SNASH T ran the hell away. Collegelumon ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... CollegeHumor I went online and became an ordained minister. This is the number one best idea. QUIKMINISTER.BIZ "Twice as holy for half the price!" SIGN UP TODAY! So now, when you sneeze, and I say "bless you"... It secretly means so much more. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I started doing magic tricks for all of the employees at a bar. Whether they wanted to see them or not. Whassat behind yer ear...? Ish... thish yer card? uh, yeah actually! It's a shot! A few months later, I went back to that bar, assuming that by now no one would remember my embarrasing magic show. But the bouncer recognized me... Yeah, you're the guy with all the magic tricks, right? Hey pal, don'tIknow you from somewhere? well I've got one say to you... thing to WE STILL TALK THAT WAS SO AWESOME! ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! CollegeHumor ...He was a big fan. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I got super nauseous while I was riding in the car with friends so I barfed out the window, all over everyone in the back seat... ...and directly onto the windshield of the police car behind us. We got pulled over, and everyone in the car got a ticket... SPLAT!! CollegeHumon ...except for me, because I was the only one with my seatbelt on. madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
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femestella: Planned Parenthood recently announced the ousting of Dr. Leana Wen as their President after less than a year. The news was just as much a shock to Dr. Wen as it was to the public, it seemed. According to all available reports as well as inside sources, it’s clear that there were many reasons why Dr. Wen was let go. Management issues, a lack of leadership, and a refusal to use trans-inclusive language have all been cited as reasons why Dr. Wen was asked to leave so quickly into her tenure (the last one is particularly disturbing). But what it all comes down to is that Planned Parenthood and Dr. Wen have extremely different philosophies on abortion advocacy. Continue reading here : Dr. Leana Wen Was Never Going to Be the Right Fit For Planned Parenthood MOST READ 12 I STAND WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD Leonardo DiCaprio's Dating Habits Are Grossing People Out And For Good Reason SAVED LIFE I STAND WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD Pervert Tries to Sexualize Billie Eilish, Twitter Takes Him Down ATE ND 'The Bachelorette' Chris Harrison Dishes On Jed's Red Flags And Why He's Team Tyler C I STAND WITH PLANNE PAREN NED THOOD 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a Boyfriend SMARTI Please Stop Body-Shaming Kylie Jenner femestella: Planned Parenthood recently announced the ousting of Dr. Leana Wen as their President after less than a year. The news was just as much a shock to Dr. Wen as it was to the public, it seemed. According to all available reports as well as inside sources, it’s clear that there were many reasons why Dr. Wen was let go. Management issues, a lack of leadership, and a refusal to use trans-inclusive language have all been cited as reasons why Dr. Wen was asked to leave so quickly into her tenure (the last one is particularly disturbing). But what it all comes down to is that Planned Parenthood and Dr. Wen have extremely different philosophies on abortion advocacy. Continue reading here

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