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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #25: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #25

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #25: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #25

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #25: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #25

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

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animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment via @rkenyon3 : animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment via @rkenyon3

animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3
: animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3

animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3
: animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3

animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as paym...

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #24

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #22: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #22

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #22: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #22

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #15

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Front lawn dad joke number 19: Front lawn dad joke number 19

Front lawn dad joke number 19: Front lawn dad joke number 19

Front lawn dad joke number 19: Front lawn dad joke number 19

Front lawn dad joke number 19

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17

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My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17

My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17: My neighbors front lawn dad joke #17

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My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

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Front lawn dad joke #18: Front lawn dad joke #18

Front lawn dad joke #18: Front lawn dad joke #18

Front lawn dad joke #18: Front lawn dad joke #18

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My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20: My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

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I found the perfect lawn ornament.: I found the perfect lawn ornament.

I found the perfect lawn ornament.: I found the perfect lawn ornament.

I found the perfect lawn ornament.: I found the perfect lawn ornament.

I found the perfect lawn ornament.

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eggy-boyo: jenroses: bearlycare: fisaspoopyforestgreen: nextyearsgirl: gemmy2: shireprincess: What the fuck they’re two years old STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful. ^this is a great point I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately:“Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn) “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.”“Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.”“I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.” Bi and Pan people sleep in purgatory we all know this : eggy-boyo: jenroses: bearlycare: fisaspoopyforestgreen: nextyearsgirl: gemmy2: shireprincess: What the fuck they’re two years old STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful. ^this is a great point I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately:“Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn) “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.”“Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.”“I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.” Bi and Pan people sleep in purgatory we all know this

eggy-boyo:
jenroses:

bearlycare:

fisaspoopyforestgreen:

nextyearsgirl:

gemmy2:

shireprincess:

What the fuck they’re two years old

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

^this is a great point

I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD

Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately:“Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn) “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.”“Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.”“I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.”

Bi and Pan people sleep in purgatory we all know this
: eggy-boyo:
jenroses:

bearlycare:

fisaspoopyforestgreen:

nextyearsgirl:

gemmy2:

shireprincess:

What the fuck they’re two years old

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

^this is a great point

I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD

Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately:“Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn) “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.”“Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.”“I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.”

Bi and Pan people sleep in purgatory we all know this

eggy-boyo:
jenroses:

bearlycare:

fisaspoopyforestgreen:

nextyearsgirl:

gemmy2:

shireprincess:

What the fuck they’re two years old

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

^this is a great point

I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD

Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately:“Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn) “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.”“Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.”“I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.”

Bi and Pan people sleep in purgatory we all know this
: eggy-boyo:
jenroses:

bearlycare:

fisaspoopyforestgreen:

nextyearsgirl:

gemmy2:

shireprincess:

What the fuck they’re two years old

STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD

This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize children, it’s that they’re sexualized with the explicit purpose of then policing their hypothetical sexuality. Little girls have sexuality forced on them for the sole purpose of teaching them that sexuality is meant to be shameful.

^this is a great point

I repeat: HETEROPATRIARCHY IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD

Overheard at a slumber party once, approximately:“Why can’t the boys sleep in here?” (boys were in a tent on the lawn) “Because, IDK, someone might have sex.”“Well, I guess since I’m lesbian I should sleep out there with them.”“I’m bi. I can’t sleep anywhere.”

Bi and Pan people sleep in purgatory we all know this

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awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to wvorry about I go on airplanes first drinking and driving I don't have to do my My electric bill's lower than yours Tride the train for half fare. Own lawn Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've I don't have to watch somebody age ever been with is a 10 You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's howI know people. It's very cool that way. reddit awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

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Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
awesomacious:

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

awesomacious:

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
awesomacious:

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

awesomacious: Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

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Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about being blind. I get VIP treatment at amusement parks Never have to wvorry about I go on airplanes first drinking and driving I don't have to do my My electric bill's lower than yours Tride the train for half fare. Own lawn Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've I don't have to watch somebody age ever been with is a 10 You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's howI know people. It's very cool that way. reddit Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?",
"Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things
about being blind.
I get VIP treatment at
amusement parks
Never have to wvorry about
I go on airplanes first
drinking and driving
I don't have to do my
My electric bill's
lower than yours
Tride the train for half fare.
Own lawn
Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've
I don't have to watch
somebody age
ever been with is a 10
You know what's cool about being blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's howI know people. It's very cool that way.
reddit
Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

Blind man explains some of the best parts of his blindness

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.: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT’D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. .

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

.

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.: @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch. LAWYER (CONT’D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'll help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs. Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. .

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

.: @KeatonPatti
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
of lawyer commercials and then asked it
to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
Here is the first page.
LAWYER COMMERCIAL
INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
very wide. They have eaten too many words.
LAWYER
Have you been hurt in an accidental
car? Has the government sold your
lungs without asking nicely? Are
you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
LAWYER (CONT’D)
If so, you can act entitled for
money. I'll help. I graduated from
lawn school and all my teachers
were bitten by dogs.
Words scroll across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, MUSIC TOO
CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
.

.

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: Dad 2m a I just realized we never returned the bowling shoes Slide to reply Dad Bmag remember your 12th birthday at the bowling alley slimetony Dad now mowed the lawn in them not comfy Slide to reply Source: slimetony 135,296 notes

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remember your 12th birthday at the bowling alley
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mowed the lawn in them not comfy
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I just realized we never returned the bowling shoes
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remember your 12th birthday at the bowling alley
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Dad now
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Wife asks why dog walkers are chatty when I am out on the lawn and never with her by iwearhackettlondon MORE MEMES: amaware of the effect I havo on women Wife asks why dog walkers are chatty when I am out on the lawn and never with her by iwearhackettlondon MORE MEMES

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Wife asks why dog walkers are chatty when I am out on the lawn and never with her by iwearhackettlondon
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Wife asks why dog walkers are chatty when I am out on the lawn and never with her by iwearhackettlondon
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ohgod-awesome-posts:your golden retriever has evolved into an emerald retriever: My golden retriever decided to roll on the freshly mowed lawn ohgod-awesome-posts:your golden retriever has evolved into an emerald retriever

ohgod-awesome-posts:your golden retriever has evolved into an emerald retriever: My golden retriever decided to roll on the freshly mowed lawn
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ohgod-awesome-posts:your golden retriever has evolved into an emerald retriever: My golden retriever decided to roll on the freshly mowed lawn
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A Fair Trade: 11:31 36% Mary to cook? Today 9:48 PM Honestly, Chili. I make the best Chili Today 11:17 PM Idk my dad's chili is pretty good Yeah but does he put a hunk of dark chocolate in it?? Diddddddddd nt think so hahah no he doesn't chili cook off me vs your dad I win, I get your hand in marriage. Your dad wins, I mow his lawn for the next 27 years. Sent Type a message... GIF II A Fair Trade

A Fair Trade: 11:31
36%
Mary
to cook?
Today 9:48 PM
Honestly, Chili. I make the best
Chili
Today 11:17 PM
Idk my dad's chili is pretty
good
Yeah but does he put a hunk of
dark chocolate in it??
Diddddddddd nt think so
hahah no he doesn't
chili cook off me vs your dad
I win, I get your hand in
marriage.
Your dad wins, I mow his lawn
for the next 27 years.
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
II
A Fair Trade

A Fair Trade: 11:31
36%
Mary
to cook?
Today 9:48 PM
Honestly, Chili. I make the best
Chili
Today 11:17 PM
Idk my dad's chili is pretty
good
Yeah but does he put a hunk of
dark chocolate in it??
Diddddddddd nt think so
hahah no he doesn't
chili cook off me vs your dad
I win, I get your hand in
marriage.
Your dad wins, I mow his lawn
for the next 27 years.
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
II
A Fair Trade

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Nation wants to know.: Melania Trump @FLOTUS Lower your voice Dale @DaleBFresh A sinkhole appeared on the White House lawn and people are saying it's Melania's escape route Nation wants to know.

Nation wants to know.: Melania Trump
@FLOTUS
Lower your voice
Dale @DaleBFresh
A sinkhole appeared on the White House lawn
and people are saying it's Melania's escape
route
Nation wants to know.

Nation wants to know.: Melania Trump
@FLOTUS
Lower your voice
Dale @DaleBFresh
A sinkhole appeared on the White House lawn
and people are saying it's Melania's escape
route
Nation wants to know.

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My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.: |WANNA BE ROOMMATES WITH THIS FCKN' GUY? NO. OF COURSE YOU DONT. BUT. ADULTHOOD IS HARD, MAN. RENT IS EXPENSIVE. YOU NEED A ROOMMATE, AND CRAISGLIST HAS THEM. THIS DUDE GETS IT. INFACT, HE FINDS ALL OF HIS ROOMMATES ON CRAIGSLIST. HE BOUGHT THAT KNIFE ON CRAIGSLIST, AND ALSO THAT JACKET. HE GOT THE MASK FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, BUT, GUESS WHAT HE FOUND HER ON CRAIGSLIST TOO. DO YOU REALLY WANNA RISK IT? NO YES RIP t MEET ADAM. HE NEEDS A ROOMMATE TOO. HE'S NORMAL. HE'S ALREADY GOT A SWEET 2 BED/1 BATH CONDO IN OAK LAWN. AND. MOST IMPORTATLY. HE ISNT THIS FCKN GUY MESSAGE ADAM. NOTASERIALKILLER2019@GMAIL.COM My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.

My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.: |WANNA BE
ROOMMATES
WITH THIS
FCKN' GUY?
NO. OF COURSE YOU DONT. BUT. ADULTHOOD IS HARD, MAN.
RENT IS EXPENSIVE. YOU NEED A ROOMMATE, AND CRAISGLIST HAS
THEM. THIS DUDE GETS IT. INFACT, HE FINDS ALL OF HIS ROOMMATES ON
CRAIGSLIST. HE BOUGHT THAT KNIFE ON CRAIGSLIST, AND ALSO THAT
JACKET. HE GOT THE MASK FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, BUT, GUESS WHAT
HE FOUND HER ON CRAIGSLIST TOO.
DO YOU
REALLY
WANNA
RISK IT?
NO
YES
RIP
t
MEET ADAM. HE NEEDS A ROOMMATE TOO.
HE'S NORMAL. HE'S ALREADY GOT A SWEET
2 BED/1 BATH CONDO IN OAK LAWN. AND.
MOST IMPORTATLY. HE ISNT THIS FCKN GUY
MESSAGE ADAM.
NOTASERIALKILLER2019@GMAIL.COM
My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.

My cousin asked me to post a roommate wanted ad for him. Probably not what he had in mind, but facts are facts.: |WANNA BE
ROOMMATES
WITH THIS
FCKN' GUY?
NO. OF COURSE YOU DONT. BUT. ADULTHOOD IS HARD, MAN.
RENT IS EXPENSIVE. YOU NEED A ROOMMATE, AND CRAISGLIST HAS
THEM. THIS DUDE GETS IT. INFACT, HE FINDS ALL OF HIS ROOMMATES ON
CRAIGSLIST. HE BOUGHT THAT KNIFE ON CRAIGSLIST, AND ALSO THAT
JACKET. HE GOT THE MASK FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, BUT, GUESS WHAT
HE FOUND HER ON CRAIGSLIST TOO.
DO YOU
REALLY
WANNA
RISK IT?
NO
YES
RIP
t
MEET ADAM. HE NEEDS A ROOMMATE TOO.
HE'S NORMAL. HE'S ALREADY GOT A SWEET
2 BED/1 BATH CONDO IN OAK LAWN. AND.
MOST IMPORTATLY. HE ISNT THIS FCKN GUY
MESSAGE ADAM.
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: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So l looked, and there, sitting cross- legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look
at your child."
So l looked, and there, sitting cross-
legged in a miniature lawn chair, was
my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce
straight out of the bottle.

: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look
at your child."
So l looked, and there, sitting cross-
legged in a miniature lawn chair, was
my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce
straight out of the bottle.

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.: switch you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas. emergencycocktail the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying commander-ledi big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin .

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you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian
roombas.
emergencycocktail
the implication in this post that regular
roombas consume meat is frankly kind of
terrifying
commander-ledi
big portion of dust is in fact human skin so
regular roombas consume mostly just human
skin
.

.: switch
you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian
roombas.
emergencycocktail
the implication in this post that regular
roombas consume meat is frankly kind of
terrifying
commander-ledi
big portion of dust is in fact human skin so
regular roombas consume mostly just human
skin
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My landlord is a dick: O 11% .I Verizon 6:01 PM Landlord 7 Is the front lawn sprayed with pesticides Why do you spray with pesticides? Can you please send any requests to Z@hotmail.com I came across the opportunity to acquire a goat to help with lawn maintenance. Is this yard goat friendly? Absolutely not so there are pesticides? All over the place iMessage My landlord is a dick

My landlord is a dick: O 11%
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6:01 PM
Landlord
7
Is the front lawn sprayed with
pesticides
Why
do you spray with pesticides?
Can you please send any
requests to
Z@hotmail.com
I came across the opportunity
to acquire a goat to help with
lawn maintenance. Is this yard
goat friendly?
Absolutely not
so there are pesticides?
All over the place
iMessage
My landlord is a dick

My landlord is a dick: O 11%
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Landlord
7
Is the front lawn sprayed with
pesticides
Why
do you spray with pesticides?
Can you please send any
requests to
Z@hotmail.com
I came across the opportunity
to acquire a goat to help with
lawn maintenance. Is this yard
goat friendly?
Absolutely not
so there are pesticides?
All over the place
iMessage
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Dog: you can’t just assume my comfort zone.: SHEWAS TOO LAZY TO MOVE WHILE DAD WAS MOWING THE LAWN Dog: you can’t just assume my comfort zone.

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Wholesome words from a wholesome man: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind I go on airplanes first. I get VIP freatment at amusement parks. THE TOMMY EDISON Never have to worry about drinking and driving My electric bill's lower than yours... I don't have to do my own lawn. HETE THE TOMMY EDISON O ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age. You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way. EDISON Wholesome words from a wholesome man

Wholesome words from a wholesome man: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do
you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty
of good things about beign blind
I go on airplanes first.
I get VIP freatment at amusement parks.
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
Never have to worry about drinking and driving
My electric bill's lower than yours...
I don't have to do my own lawn.
HETE
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
O ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've ever
been with is a 10
I don't have to watch somebody age.
You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's how I know people. It's very cool that way.
EDISON
Wholesome words from a wholesome man

Wholesome words from a wholesome man: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do
you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty
of good things about beign blind
I go on airplanes first.
I get VIP freatment at amusement parks.
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
Never have to worry about drinking and driving
My electric bill's lower than yours...
I don't have to do my own lawn.
HETE
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
O ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've ever
been with is a 10
I don't have to watch somebody age.
You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's how I know people. It's very cool that way.
EDISON
Wholesome words from a wholesome man

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I’m deeming this man a national treasure for being funny and having an outlook on life that we should all have. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Zo4KHu: L.AW THETH People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind I go on airplanes first I get VIP treatmentat amusement parks. THE TOMMY EDISON Never have to worry about drinking and driving. My electric bill's lower than yours... I don't have to do my own lawn. THE TOMMY EDISON Oride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free! Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age. You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way. EDISON EXEINCE I’m deeming this man a national treasure for being funny and having an outlook on life that we should all have. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Zo4KHu

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People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do
you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty
of good things about beign blind
I go on airplanes first
I get VIP treatmentat amusement parks.
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
Never have to worry about drinking and driving.
My electric bill's lower than yours...
I don't have to do my own lawn.
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
Oride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've ever
been with is a 10
I don't have to watch somebody age.
You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's how I know people. It's very cool that way.
EDISON
EXEINCE
I’m deeming this man a national treasure for being funny and having an outlook on life that we should all have. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Zo4KHu

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THETH
People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind", "My God, how do
you do it?", "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty
of good things about beign blind
I go on airplanes first
I get VIP treatmentat amusement parks.
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
Never have to worry about drinking and driving.
My electric bill's lower than yours...
I don't have to do my own lawn.
THE
TOMMY
EDISON
Oride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free!
Every single woman I've ever
been with is a 10
I don't have to watch somebody age.
You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their heart.
That's how I know people. It's very cool that way.
EDISON
EXEINCE
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They evolved for nothing: Humans: cuts lawn The lawn: releases scent to save itself Humans: "I love the smell of fresh cut grass." The lawn: HACESandCo They evolved for nothing

They evolved for nothing: Humans: cuts lawn
The lawn: releases scent to save itself
Humans: "I love the smell
of fresh cut grass."
The lawn:
HACESandCo
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You can make some money now: Mave @MavenofHonor Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree You can make some money now

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@MavenofHonor
Friend has been complaining
about finding an avocado on his
lawn every day for weeks now.
Why would someone keep
throwing avocados in his yard?
Who would do that? You guys he
just realized he has an avocado
tree
You can make some money now

You can make some money now: Mave
@MavenofHonor
Friend has been complaining
about finding an avocado on his
lawn every day for weeks now.
Why would someone keep
throwing avocados in his yard?
Who would do that? You guys he
just realized he has an avocado
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Way to go Mark: |nice fuckin move Mark Bulhboro Dr LMMY ΥΕED Now That I Have Your Attention MARK'S LAWN CARE 679-4 7 T Way to go Mark

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I remember old people being nicer when I was younger.: Every old person in our neighborhood whenever they see a kid in the distance: IF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS COULD STAY OFF MY LAWN, THAT WOULD BE GREEEEAAT. INIT I remember old people being nicer when I was younger.

I remember old people being nicer when I was younger.: Every old person in our
neighborhood whenever they
see a kid in the distance:
IF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS COULD STAY OFF
MY LAWN, THAT WOULD BE GREEEEAAT.
INIT
I remember old people being nicer when I was younger.

I remember old people being nicer when I was younger.: Every old person in our
neighborhood whenever they
see a kid in the distance:
IF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS COULD STAY OFF
MY LAWN, THAT WOULD BE GREEEEAAT.
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ouch: When your little brother runs over your foot with his tricycle so you run him over with the lawn mower Chool Choo Motherfucker ouch

ouch: When your little brother runs over
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A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this: Keaton Patti Follow eKeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch LAWYER (CONT'D) If so, you can act entitled for money. I'l help. I graduated from lawn school and all my teachers were bitten by dogs Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS. LAWYER (CONT'D) I have been a lawyer for over 35 weekends and I'm currently dating the Bill of Rights for fun. We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1 break its heart. There's nothing we can do. LAWYER (CONT'D) Let me use it to send your asbestos to court. I will wear two suits and I promise to steal the judge's gavel for you The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of gavels pour out. His promise has worth LAWYER (CONT D) My clients never go to jail town We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado LAWYER (CONT 'D) Remember, you don't pay any money unless you pay us money. Call for a free use of phone The phone digits appear. It's your social security number A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

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A man’s destiny... from reddit u/Brixu: r/mildlyinteresting /brixu 6h My father's New Balance collection, from going out in public to lawn mowing A man’s destiny... from reddit u/Brixu

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going out in public to lawn mowing
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A man’s destiny...

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98 Mindless Memes To Help You Relax: Jock sON Lawn Duty @GucciFeline I do not want to go to this gym anymore 98 Mindless Memes To Help You Relax

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I do not want to go to this gym anymore
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98 Mindless Memes To Help You Relax: Jock sON Lawn Duty
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30 Buttery Memes About The Midwest That Are Completely Spot On - CheezCake - Parenting | Relationships | Food | Lifestyle: Tornado WARNING: Seek shelter immediately* Midwestern folk on their front lawn: 30 Buttery Memes About The Midwest That Are Completely Spot On - CheezCake - Parenting | Relationships | Food | Lifestyle

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immediately*
Midwestern folk on their front lawn:
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30 Buttery Memes About The Midwest That Are Completely Spot On - CheezCake - Parenting | Relationships | Food | Lifestyle: Tornado WARNING: Seek shelter
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obeekris: bigcatslions: Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up : obeekris: bigcatslions: Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

obeekris:

bigcatslions:

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up
: obeekris:

bigcatslions:

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

obeekris:

bigcatslions:

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up
: obeekris:

bigcatslions:

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

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I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice: I've always been pretty fascinated with space. When I was a little girl, my dad would take his ladder and put it on our lawn every night, and bring me outside to tell me he put the moon up for me. I believed him for years. He passed away a few years ago, and every night when I see the moon think of him. Like- Reply115 August 14 at 3:14pm via mobile I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice

I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice: I've always been pretty fascinated with space.
When I was a little girl, my dad would take his ladder and
put it on our lawn every night, and bring me outside to tell me
he put the moon up for me. I believed him for years. He passed
away a few years ago, and every night when I see the moon
think of him.
Like- Reply115 August 14 at 3:14pm via mobile
I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice

I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice: I've always been pretty fascinated with space.
When I was a little girl, my dad would take his ladder and
put it on our lawn every night, and bring me outside to tell me
he put the moon up for me. I believed him for years. He passed
away a few years ago, and every night when I see the moon
think of him.
Like- Reply115 August 14 at 3:14pm via mobile
I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice

I found it on r/kidsaref***ingstupid but this one was pretty nice

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andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself
That Ain't Falco
Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
-Is there
Grumpy Cat
Butterfly
I say your justice qoes too far!
-Sometimes smol
Good dad
r you but
Badderfly
justice doesn't go
you mock in
-drives environmentally
-Good Babysitter
-Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
middle school
too far enough!
friendly car
Can count how many
-Wasn't invited
-Screams
moth friend
wants to be helpful
are about
fensive
on one hand.
-Kinda Selish
-Needs to slow down
Boba Fett
Didn't do much
Kanga-Rex
Palpatine
Kamacurry
-Mob mentality
-Always blends in
-Tries
st kicks
uly
Talks big game
Itsy Bitsy
-loved by all
-Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
Moral Support
-Awesome
-Kinda overrated
-Only one who sees the
big picture
-Stunt double
ary
aks big Cam
Might not even be real
Has the laugh that
gets everyone going
-Secretly a toad
pams twitch chat
school
-Makes a
egg casserole
Literal grime
Savage even when
not trying
-Used to be a big deal
-Don't disturb
-Got big plans
SPAAACE
Monty Mole
r but doesn't rare
Is just here to raise the roof.
Mecha Ghidio
u but smarter
-Sophisticated horoscope reader
-Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
-Back by unpopular demand
Little Shop of Horrors
-Who are you? I'm you but
less privileged
-Has taken up a new leaf
handlla s but thinks he could
-Knows there isn't a spoon.
All according to plan
-Won't leave his couch fort
a trench coat
a pokemon
Sill is hut can't kiss
Is probably only good because it
benefits him
-ls in a bad mood and fixing
to take it out on you
-ls so done all the timeA
Frieza
Switches to vour main after
beating you in smash bros
-Looks up to Jason Voorhees
s hetter than
Knows it
Lovebirds
-Brings a tactical warhead on first date
-cocky teens
Lil Green
-Awkward phase
Diggersby
-smoler
-picks on things more
e
True Armadillo Facts
Red Lobster
Mis
Ghidio
the
downtrodder
-Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
-Good guard dog
-Came to attack people and is having a good time
l
-pure
-Didn't ask for this
small than him
-Didn't deserve any of this
-Except for that one time
-Surprisingly Reliable
T peo
-Notorious party crasher
-Easy Target
ple's hero
-Won't die
-has regrets
-Came for f
T -esteem
F-Type
Master Splinter
Titanic Tuna
Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
ett tt in
Megatron
- Has no clue what
you? I'm vou
Robot Chicken
of JUSTICE
but shinier
he's doing
ececut bimself in
-Lonely
piggyback rides
-Communicates
-Doesn't know why he's here
but is happy to help
is head
-Goodenforcer
Hator mat
woodshop
Edgemeister
anybody's way
mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
List of skills include
bi best
breaking things
sily influenced
Has 50 different
Will wreck you in karaoke
-Is there for you
-Never not smiling
-Good cop
in to
ways to kill you
-big bro friend
his tunes
Fullmetal
Kirby
Flygon
Grouchy Kitty
-Who are you?
not you,
Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
Who are you? The terminator
have promising future
Still voung at heart"
-I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
on full blast
Still does?
The queen
imlot of crap for Insecure
-Intentionally has dog poop
your lawn
Came to ruin everything
Now brute forces everything
-It's mine now
eating habits
-Identity crisis
-Most expressive
-ls a black belt
Mayhe redeemable
-Just wants to go on a family picnic
.Drinks tears
-killed a man
plays a golden fiddle
-beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself
That Ain't Falco
Didn't forget what you did -Best in track
-Is there
Grumpy Cat
Butterfly
I say your justice qoes too far!
-Sometimes smol
Good dad
r you but
Badderfly
justice doesn't go
you mock in
-drives environmentally
-Good Babysitter
-Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends
middle school
too far enough!
friendly car
Can count how many
-Wasn't invited
-Screams
moth friend
wants to be helpful
are about
fensive
on one hand.
-Kinda Selish
-Needs to slow down
Boba Fett
Didn't do much
Kanga-Rex
Palpatine
Kamacurry
-Mob mentality
-Always blends in
-Tries
st kicks
uly
Talks big game
Itsy Bitsy
-loved by all
-Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood
Moral Support
-Awesome
-Kinda overrated
-Only one who sees the
big picture
-Stunt double
ary
aks big Cam
Might not even be real
Has the laugh that
gets everyone going
-Secretly a toad
pams twitch chat
school
-Makes a
egg casserole
Literal grime
Savage even when
not trying
-Used to be a big deal
-Don't disturb
-Got big plans
SPAAACE
Monty Mole
r but doesn't rare
Is just here to raise the roof.
Mecha Ghidio
u but smarter
-Sophisticated horoscope reader
-Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world
-Back by unpopular demand
Little Shop of Horrors
-Who are you? I'm you but
less privileged
-Has taken up a new leaf
handlla s but thinks he could
-Knows there isn't a spoon.
All according to plan
-Won't leave his couch fort
a trench coat
a pokemon
Sill is hut can't kiss
Is probably only good because it
benefits him
-ls in a bad mood and fixing
to take it out on you
-ls so done all the timeA
Frieza
Switches to vour main after
beating you in smash bros
-Looks up to Jason Voorhees
s hetter than
Knows it
Lovebirds
-Brings a tactical warhead on first date
-cocky teens
Lil Green
-Awkward phase
Diggersby
-smoler
-picks on things more
e
True Armadillo Facts
Red Lobster
Mis
Ghidio
the
downtrodder
-Good with electronics Hates spicy foods
-Good guard dog
-Came to attack people and is having a good time
l
-pure
-Didn't ask for this
small than him
-Didn't deserve any of this
-Except for that one time
-Surprisingly Reliable
T peo
-Notorious party crasher
-Easy Target
ple's hero
-Won't die
-has regrets
-Came for f
T -esteem
F-Type
Master Splinter
Titanic Tuna
Is with the wrong crowd nut learned
ett tt in
Megatron
- Has no clue what
you? I'm vou
Robot Chicken
of JUSTICE
but shinier
he's doing
ececut bimself in
-Lonely
piggyback rides
-Communicates
-Doesn't know why he's here
but is happy to help
is head
-Goodenforcer
Hator mat
woodshop
Edgemeister
anybody's way
mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies
List of skills include
bi best
breaking things
sily influenced
Has 50 different
Will wreck you in karaoke
-Is there for you
-Never not smiling
-Good cop
in to
ways to kill you
-big bro friend
his tunes
Fullmetal
Kirby
Flygon
Grouchy Kitty
-Who are you?
not you,
Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug
Who are you? The terminator
have promising future
Still voung at heart"
-I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace
on full blast
Still does?
The queen
imlot of crap for Insecure
-Intentionally has dog poop
your lawn
Came to ruin everything
Now brute forces everything
-It's mine now
eating habits
-Identity crisis
-Most expressive
-ls a black belt
Mayhe redeemable
-Just wants to go on a family picnic
.Drinks tears
-killed a man
plays a golden fiddle
-beloved scum
andrewtheamericandude:

Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

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: When your little brother runs over your foot with his tricycle so you run him over with the lawn mower 1 Choo Choo Motherfucker

: When your little brother runs over
your foot with his tricycle so you
run him over with the lawn mower
1
Choo Choo Motherfucker

: When your little brother runs over
your foot with his tricycle so you
run him over with the lawn mower
1
Choo Choo Motherfucker

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Lawn: Ruth Graham @publicroad A+ EXIT 4 Perry Mll Rd LAWN & ORDER SPECIAL MOWING UNIT 334-652-8087 299 8279

Lawn: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
EXIT 4
Perry Mll Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOWING UNIT
334-652-8087
299 8279

Lawn: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
EXIT 4
Perry Mll Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOWING UNIT
334-652-8087
299 8279

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Lawn: ugly Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake* My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC Me: makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly* My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: . acknowledged

Lawn: ugly
Me: *makes a small irrelevant
mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans
together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: makes huge mistake that will
directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair
with shades on: . acknowledged

Lawn: ugly
Me: *makes a small irrelevant
mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans
together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: makes huge mistake that will
directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair
with shades on: . acknowledged

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Lawn: "Get off my damn lawn!"

Lawn: "Get off my damn lawn!"

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