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Bad, My House, and Smell: chris @OneyNG 19h my house has an ant problem that's so bad i actually can recognize the smell of ant now 213 148 4,719 zach @psychicpebble 7h trick the ants into thinking your hot asshole is an anthill which they can live in and the when they've all crawled in you can shart real hard and spray them out all over the lawn 38 271 3.508 chris @OneyNG 7h I feel bad for enjoying that tweet Great twatter responses to follow.some help, some ponder, some need help.

Bad, My House, and Smell: chris @OneyNG 19h
my house has an ant problem that's so
bad i actually can recognize the smell of
ant now
213
148 4,719
zach @psychicpebble 7h
trick the ants into thinking your hot
asshole is an anthill which they can live
in and the when they've all crawled in
you can shart real hard and spray them
out all over the lawn
38 271 3.508
chris @OneyNG 7h
I feel bad for enjoying that tweet
Great twatter responses to follow.some help, some ponder, some need help.

Bad, My House, and Smell: chris @OneyNG 19h
my house has an ant problem that's so
bad i actually can recognize the smell of
ant now
213
148 4,719
zach @psychicpebble 7h
trick the ants into thinking your hot
asshole is an anthill which they can live
in and the when they've all crawled in
you can shart real hard and spray them
out all over the lawn
38 271 3.508
chris @OneyNG 7h
I feel bad for enjoying that tweet
Great twatter responses to follow.some help, some ponder, some need help.

Apparently, Crazy, and Dad: Does tequila make you wanna fight or f**k? Both? Just Ang @HoustonAngie I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once. I woke up on the front lawn of my parents' house the next day. I lived 150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver asked for my address and I gave him theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard. Comment your crazy story below lol

Apparently, Crazy, and Dad: Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f**k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
Comment your crazy story below lol

Apparently, Crazy, and Dad: Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f**k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
Comment your crazy story below lol

Comment your crazy story below lol

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: s MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Does tequila make you wanna fight or f**k? Both? Just Ang @HoustonAngie I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once. I woke up on the front lawn of my parents' house the next day. I lived 150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver asked for my address and I gave him theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard. The truth behind tequila

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: s MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f**k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
The truth behind tequila

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: s MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f**k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
The truth behind tequila

The truth behind tequila

Sorry, Tumblr, and Deadpool: freexcitizen-deactivated2016110 There's no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18 wild-blake-hickok "For the last time son, I wont talk to you deadpool-for-equality "im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me" electic-purpleboo "I'm afraid I can't hire you, I cannot speak to you theothersideofthefarside "I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn't ready yet 0 Dammit Tumblr

Sorry, Tumblr, and Deadpool: freexcitizen-deactivated2016110
There's no reason for anyone over the age of
21 to be having a conversation with anyone
under the age of 18
wild-blake-hickok
"For the last time son, I wont talk to you
deadpool-for-equality
"im sorry students, but this is the last time im
gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me"
electic-purpleboo
"I'm afraid I can't hire you, I cannot speak to
you
theothersideofthefarside
"I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but
society isn't ready yet
0
Dammit Tumblr

Sorry, Tumblr, and Deadpool: freexcitizen-deactivated2016110
There's no reason for anyone over the age of
21 to be having a conversation with anyone
under the age of 18
wild-blake-hickok
"For the last time son, I wont talk to you
deadpool-for-equality
"im sorry students, but this is the last time im
gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me"
electic-purpleboo
"I'm afraid I can't hire you, I cannot speak to
you
theothersideofthefarside
"I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but
society isn't ready yet
0
Dammit Tumblr

Dammit Tumblr

Back to the Future, Bailey Jay, and Blessed: LOTTERY WINNER ARRESTED FOR DUMPING $200,000 0F MANURE ON EX BOSS' LAWN CLARENDON POLICE DEPARTMENT 410 14 83 vinyll-popik: softgrantaire: thecheshirecass: bruddabois: I don’t have scale for just how much fucking manure that is The look of pure, utter bliss on this dude’s face is a blessed image. reblog to win the lottery so you can dump $200,000 of shit on your ex boss’ lawn this is straight outta back to the future

Back to the Future, Bailey Jay, and Blessed: LOTTERY WINNER
ARRESTED FOR
DUMPING
$200,000 0F
MANURE ON EX
BOSS' LAWN
CLARENDON
POLICE DEPARTMENT
410 14 83
vinyll-popik:

softgrantaire:

thecheshirecass:

bruddabois:
I don’t have scale for just how much fucking manure that is

The look of pure, utter bliss on this dude’s face is a blessed image.

reblog to win the lottery so you can dump $200,000 of shit on your ex boss’ lawn

this is straight outta back to the future

Back to the Future, Bailey Jay, and Blessed: LOTTERY WINNER
ARRESTED FOR
DUMPING
$200,000 0F
MANURE ON EX
BOSS' LAWN
CLARENDON
POLICE DEPARTMENT
410 14 83
vinyll-popik:

softgrantaire:

thecheshirecass:

bruddabois:
I don’t have scale for just how much fucking manure that is

The look of pure, utter bliss on this dude’s face is a blessed image.

reblog to win the lottery so you can dump $200,000 of shit on your ex boss’ lawn

this is straight outta back to the future

Driving, Tumblr, and Blog: The other day I was driving behind a Prius and couldn't see the truck towing the lawn mower just ahead. At several points a flurry of leaves and flower petals flew out from under the Prius. My immediate thought wasn't They were probably on the road or fell off something in front of the car" no, my mind immediately went to "That thing is so green it farts springtime you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: It’s So Green

Driving, Tumblr, and Blog: The other day I was driving behind a Prius and couldn't see the truck
towing the lawn mower just ahead. At several points a flurry of leaves
and flower petals flew out from under the Prius. My immediate thought
wasn't They were probably on the road or fell off something in front of
the car" no, my mind immediately went to "That thing is so green it
farts springtime
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

It’s So Green

Driving, Tumblr, and Blog: The other day I was driving behind a Prius and couldn't see the truck
towing the lawn mower just ahead. At several points a flurry of leaves
and flower petals flew out from under the Prius. My immediate thought
wasn't They were probably on the road or fell off something in front of
the car" no, my mind immediately went to "That thing is so green it
farts springtime
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
epicjohndoe:

It’s So Green

epicjohndoe: It’s So Green

Lol, Help, and Did: Hi! It looks like you're too young to remember Clippy. Would you like some help with getting off my goddamn lawn? I did literally lol

Lol, Help, and Did: Hi! It looks like you're too young to
remember Clippy.
Would you like some help with getting
off my goddamn lawn?
I did literally lol

Lol, Help, and Did: Hi! It looks like you're too young to
remember Clippy.
Would you like some help with getting
off my goddamn lawn?
I did literally lol

I did literally lol

Life, Best, and How To: Rodney Smith Jr Ciamrodneysmith Jan 6 This Is one of my best moments in life, teaching Sal how to mow a lawn. Sal was born blind & autistic, but he didn't let that stop him from mowing a lawn for his first time. The lesson I learned from Sal on this day was, Never let you disability, stop your ABILITY. You are ABLE! 1:21 76.9K views 151t 8664.9K One of the best moments of his life

Life, Best, and How To: Rodney Smith Jr Ciamrodneysmith Jan 6
This Is one of my best moments in life, teaching Sal how to mow a lawn. Sal was
born blind & autistic, but he didn't let that stop him from mowing a lawn for his
first time. The lesson I learned from Sal on this day was, Never let you disability,
stop your ABILITY. You are ABLE!
1:21 76.9K views
151t 8664.9K
One of the best moments of his life

Life, Best, and How To: Rodney Smith Jr Ciamrodneysmith Jan 6
This Is one of my best moments in life, teaching Sal how to mow a lawn. Sal was
born blind & autistic, but he didn't let that stop him from mowing a lawn for his
first time. The lesson I learned from Sal on this day was, Never let you disability,
stop your ABILITY. You are ABLE!
1:21 76.9K views
151t 8664.9K
One of the best moments of his life

One of the best moments of his life

Order, Unit, and Moving: Ruth Graham @publicroad A+ CXIT 4 PercyI Rd LAWN & ORDER SPECIAL MOVING uNIT 334-652-8087 . Its just great

Order, Unit, and Moving: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
CXIT 4
PercyI Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING uNIT
334-652-8087
.
Its just great

Order, Unit, and Moving: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
CXIT 4
PercyI Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING uNIT
334-652-8087
.
Its just great

Its just great

Order, Unit, and This: Ruth Graham @publicroad A+ CXIT 4 PercyI Rd LAWN & ORDER SPECIAL MOVING uNIT 334-652-8087 . This is just great

Order, Unit, and This: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
CXIT 4
PercyI Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING uNIT
334-652-8087
.
This is just great

Order, Unit, and This: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
CXIT 4
PercyI Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING uNIT
334-652-8087
.
This is just great

This is just great

Memes, Http, and Via: Ruth Graham @publicroad A+ CXIT 4 PercyI Rd LAWN & ORDER SPECIAL MOVING uNIT 334-652-8087 . This is just great via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2D3V4F1

Memes, Http, and Via: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
CXIT 4
PercyI Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING uNIT
334-652-8087
.
This is just great via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2D3V4F1

Memes, Http, and Via: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
A+
CXIT 4
PercyI Rd
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING uNIT
334-652-8087
.
This is just great via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2D3V4F1

This is just great via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2D3V4F1

Anaconda, Live, and Octopus: The Vet said I wouldn't live to see 3. Today turned 7, so I pooped on my Vet's lawn. PS rm wearing an octopus on because I can, That's w Level 100 boss

Anaconda, Live, and Octopus: The Vet said I wouldn't
live to see 3. Today
turned 7, so I pooped
on my Vet's lawn.
PS
rm wearing an octopus on
because I can, That's w
Level 100 boss

Anaconda, Live, and Octopus: The Vet said I wouldn't
live to see 3. Today
turned 7, so I pooped
on my Vet's lawn.
PS
rm wearing an octopus on
because I can, That's w
Level 100 boss

Level 100 boss

Drinking, Memes, and Cross: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg @JennMGreenberg "Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child." So l looked, and there, sitting cross legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle. Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Drinking, Memes, and Cross: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at
your child."
So l looked, and there, sitting cross
legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my
2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out
of the bottle.
Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Drinking, Memes, and Cross: Jennifer Michelle Greenberg
@JennMGreenberg
"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at
your child."
So l looked, and there, sitting cross
legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my
2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out
of the bottle.
Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Post 1915: tag someone you know who would be sitting in a miniature lawn chair and eating a1 sauce out of a bottle

Food, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Tumblr: Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson 1h In my day, the word "Awesome" was reserved for things like curing Polio and walking on the Moon, not for food or TV shows. 1,737 2,490 17.1K Jamie Le Souëf @JamieLeSouef 1h That's very 'get off my lawn' of you ロ11 637 Alan Ng @mruvula , Replying to @JamieLeSouef and @neiltyson I think you mean 'get off deGrasse' 9:49 PM 12 Apr 18 67 Retweets 1,630 Likes awesomacious: Oh Neil …

Food, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Tumblr: Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson 1h
In my day, the word "Awesome" was reserved
for things like curing Polio and walking on the
Moon, not for food or TV shows.
1,737
2,490
17.1K
Jamie Le Souëf @JamieLeSouef 1h
That's very 'get off my lawn' of you
ロ11
637
Alan Ng
@mruvula
,
Replying to @JamieLeSouef and @neiltyson
I think you mean 'get off deGrasse'
9:49 PM 12 Apr 18
67 Retweets 1,630 Likes
awesomacious:

Oh Neil …

Food, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Tumblr: Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson 1h
In my day, the word "Awesome" was reserved
for things like curing Polio and walking on the
Moon, not for food or TV shows.
1,737
2,490
17.1K
Jamie Le Souëf @JamieLeSouef 1h
That's very 'get off my lawn' of you
ロ11
637
Alan Ng
@mruvula
,
Replying to @JamieLeSouef and @neiltyson
I think you mean 'get off deGrasse'
9:49 PM 12 Apr 18
67 Retweets 1,630 Likes
awesomacious:

Oh Neil …

awesomacious: Oh Neil …

Being Alone, America, and Christmas: Before After Steve Silberman @stevesilberman Follow Vandals turn menorah in Jewish family's yard into a swastika. washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-f. 2:33 PM-30 Dec 2016 San Francisco, CA loon-whisperer: micdotcom: Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika. The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more. The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas.This is America in the 21st century. Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish. Especially if you’re not Jewish. Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

Being Alone, America, and Christmas: Before
After
Steve Silberman
@stevesilberman
Follow
Vandals turn menorah in Jewish family's yard into a swastika.
washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-f.
2:33 PM-30 Dec 2016 San Francisco, CA
loon-whisperer:
micdotcom:

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika
Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas.This is America in the 21st century. Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish. Especially if you’re not Jewish. Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

Being Alone, America, and Christmas: Before
After
Steve Silberman
@stevesilberman
Follow
Vandals turn menorah in Jewish family's yard into a swastika.
washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-f.
2:33 PM-30 Dec 2016 San Francisco, CA
loon-whisperer:
micdotcom:

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika
Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas.This is America in the 21st century. Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish. Especially if you’re not Jewish. Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

loon-whisperer: micdotcom: Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth s...

Food, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and TV Shows: Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson 1h In my day, the word "Awesome" was reserved for things like curing Polio and walking on the Moon, not for food or TV shows. 1,737 2,490 17.1K Jamie Le Souëf @JamieLeSouef 1h That's very 'get off my lawn' of you ロ11 637 Alan Ng @mruvula , Replying to @JamieLeSouef and @neiltyson I think you mean 'get off deGrasse' 9:49 PM 12 Apr 18 67 Retweets 1,630 Likes Oh Neil

Food, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and TV Shows: Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson 1h
In my day, the word "Awesome" was reserved
for things like curing Polio and walking on the
Moon, not for food or TV shows.
1,737
2,490
17.1K
Jamie Le Souëf @JamieLeSouef 1h
That's very 'get off my lawn' of you
ロ11
637
Alan Ng
@mruvula
,
Replying to @JamieLeSouef and @neiltyson
I think you mean 'get off deGrasse'
9:49 PM 12 Apr 18
67 Retweets 1,630 Likes
Oh Neil

Food, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and TV Shows: Neil deGrasse Tyson@neiltyson 1h
In my day, the word "Awesome" was reserved
for things like curing Polio and walking on the
Moon, not for food or TV shows.
1,737
2,490
17.1K
Jamie Le Souëf @JamieLeSouef 1h
That's very 'get off my lawn' of you
ロ11
637
Alan Ng
@mruvula
,
Replying to @JamieLeSouef and @neiltyson
I think you mean 'get off deGrasse'
9:49 PM 12 Apr 18
67 Retweets 1,630 Likes
Oh Neil

Oh Neil

Chase, Fuck, and Pristine: chucksaucehiddlesworth69 fandom-sandwich: fudgeflies if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc 1. the dursleys aren't gonna chase me and cause a scene, it'd upset their pristine reputation 2. if they DID chase me out, they'd have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i'd just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate 179,319 notes け why he wasnt in Ravenclaw

Chase, Fuck, and Pristine: chucksaucehiddlesworth69
fandom-sandwich:
fudgeflies
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants
and ran out on the front lawn bc
1. the dursleys aren't gonna chase me and cause a scene, it'd
upset their pristine reputation
2. if they DID chase me out, they'd have to put their hand down my
pants to get to the letter and i'd just start screaming STRANGER
DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for
real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
179,319 notes
け
why he wasnt in Ravenclaw

Chase, Fuck, and Pristine: chucksaucehiddlesworth69
fandom-sandwich:
fudgeflies
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants
and ran out on the front lawn bc
1. the dursleys aren't gonna chase me and cause a scene, it'd
upset their pristine reputation
2. if they DID chase me out, they'd have to put their hand down my
pants to get to the letter and i'd just start screaming STRANGER
DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for
real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
179,319 notes
け
why he wasnt in Ravenclaw

Sex, Smell, and Best: mr grace mugabe @mattvbrady why does anyone bother with sex when you can mow the lawn and then stand with your hands on your hips admiring the lawn Freshly mowed lawns smell the best

Sex, Smell, and Best: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Freshly mowed lawns smell the best

Sex, Smell, and Best: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Freshly mowed lawns smell the best

Freshly mowed lawns smell the best

Bailey Jay, Club, and Lottery: POLICE DEPARTHENT 410 14 83 WORLDNEWSDAILYREPORT.COM Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000 of manure on ex-boss' lawn laughoutloud-club: The Look of Happiness

Bailey Jay, Club, and Lottery: POLICE DEPARTHENT
410 14 83
WORLDNEWSDAILYREPORT.COM
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000
of manure on ex-boss' lawn
laughoutloud-club:

The Look of Happiness

Bailey Jay, Club, and Lottery: POLICE DEPARTHENT
410 14 83
WORLDNEWSDAILYREPORT.COM
Lottery winner arrested for dumping $200,000
of manure on ex-boss' lawn
laughoutloud-club:

The Look of Happiness

laughoutloud-club: The Look of Happiness

Future, Ugly, and Affect: ugly Me: makes a small irrelevant mistakex My Brain, banging pots and pans together YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly* My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: acknowledged you fucked up

Future, Ugly, and Affect: ugly
Me: makes a small irrelevant
mistakex
My Brain, banging pots and pans
together YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOUFUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOUFUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will
directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair
with shades on: acknowledged
you fucked up

Future, Ugly, and Affect: ugly
Me: makes a small irrelevant
mistakex
My Brain, banging pots and pans
together YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOUFUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOUFUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED
UP YOU FUCKED UP YOUFUCKED UP YOU
FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will
directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair
with shades on: acknowledged
you fucked up

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Does tequila make you wanna fight or f **k? Both? Just Ang @HoustonAngie I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once. I woke up on the front lawn of my parents' house the next day. I lived 150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver asked for my address and I gave him theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard. what a dad

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f **k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
what a dad

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f **k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
what a dad

what a dad

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Does tequila make you wanna fight or f **k? Both? Just Ang @HoustonAngie I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4 hours once. I woke up on the front lawn of my parents' house the next day. I lived 150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver asked for my address and I gave him theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and left me in the yard. what a dad

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f **k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
what a dad

Apparently, Dad, and Parents: MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
Does tequila make you wanna fight or
f **k? Both?
Just Ang
@HoustonAngie
I took 11 shots of tequila in about 4
hours once. I woke up on the front lawn
of my parents' house the next day. I lived
150 miles away. Apparently a cab driver
asked for my address and I gave him
theirs. My dad paid the $400 fare and
left me in the yard.
what a dad

what a dad

Bless Up, Goals, and Lmao: Cuddling with my forever Mommy...this is Mocha the very first day we adopted her. @DrSmashlove Everybody got they own wealth goals, mines is simple: be rich enough to pay professional contractors to festoon my crib with lights every year so I can have one of “those” cribs lmao like I don’t een really celebrate (tho I love Xmas generally) I just wanna stunt - like I might heck around and have Santa on a lil roller coaster sleigh riding dirty in my front lawn the whole month of December why not? If u got that guap u can do powerful christmassy things like that bless up 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-IreneM100, slide 2: reddit u-Ziggy_starr)

Bless Up, Goals, and Lmao: Cuddling with my forever Mommy...this is
Mocha the very first day we adopted her.
@DrSmashlove
Everybody got they own wealth goals, mines is simple: be rich enough to pay professional contractors to festoon my crib with lights every year so I can have one of “those” cribs lmao like I don’t een really celebrate (tho I love Xmas generally) I just wanna stunt - like I might heck around and have Santa on a lil roller coaster sleigh riding dirty in my front lawn the whole month of December why not? If u got that guap u can do powerful christmassy things like that bless up 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-IreneM100, slide 2: reddit u-Ziggy_starr)

Bless Up, Goals, and Lmao: Cuddling with my forever Mommy...this is
Mocha the very first day we adopted her.
@DrSmashlove
Everybody got they own wealth goals, mines is simple: be rich enough to pay professional contractors to festoon my crib with lights every year so I can have one of “those” cribs lmao like I don’t een really celebrate (tho I love Xmas generally) I just wanna stunt - like I might heck around and have Santa on a lil roller coaster sleigh riding dirty in my front lawn the whole month of December why not? If u got that guap u can do powerful christmassy things like that bless up 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-IreneM100, slide 2: reddit u-Ziggy_starr)

Everybody got they own wealth goals, mines is simple: be rich enough to pay professional contractors to festoon my crib with lights every ye...

7/11, Anaconda, and Memes: 20 Most Dangerous US Occupations and Percent Male, 2015 Fatal Injury Rate per Percent Male Top Rank Occupation 1 Logging Workers 2 Fishing Workers 3 Aircraft Pilots 4 Roofers 5 Refuse Collectors 6 Iron and Steel Workers 7 Truck Drivers 8 Farmers and Ranchers 9 Agricultural Workers 10 Electrical Power-Line Workers 1 Recyclable Materials Workers 12 Landscaping, Lawn Service, Groundskeeping 13 Construction Workers 14 Cement and Concrete Manufacturing 15 Taxi Drivers and Chauffeurs 16 Maintenance and Repair Workers 17 Mining (except oil and gas) 18 Support Activities for Mining 19 Police and Sheriffs Patrol Officers 20 Mining (Oil and Gas) 100,000 workers 132.7 54.8 40.4 39.7 38.8 29.8 25.2 22.0 20.6 20.5 19.6 18.1 15.6 13.5 13.2 12.7 12.4 12.2 11.7 11.4 3.4 97.2% 99.9% 91.6% 97.7% 89.6% 97.8% 94.9% 76.1% 791 % 97.7% 89.6% 93.4% 97.3% 99.8% 85.4% 96.5% 99.9% 99.9% 86.4% 99.9% 53.2% AIl US Workers, All Occupations Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics, Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries (GC)

7/11, Anaconda, and Memes: 20 Most Dangerous US Occupations and Percent Male, 2015
Fatal Injury Rate per Percent Male
Top
Rank Occupation
1 Logging Workers
2 Fishing Workers
3 Aircraft Pilots
4 Roofers
5 Refuse Collectors
6 Iron and Steel Workers
7 Truck Drivers
8 Farmers and Ranchers
9 Agricultural Workers
10 Electrical Power-Line Workers
1 Recyclable Materials Workers
12 Landscaping, Lawn Service, Groundskeeping
13 Construction Workers
14 Cement and Concrete Manufacturing
15 Taxi Drivers and Chauffeurs
16 Maintenance and Repair Workers
17 Mining (except oil and gas)
18 Support Activities for Mining
19 Police and Sheriffs Patrol Officers
20 Mining (Oil and Gas)
100,000 workers
132.7
54.8
40.4
39.7
38.8
29.8
25.2
22.0
20.6
20.5
19.6
18.1
15.6
13.5
13.2
12.7
12.4
12.2
11.7
11.4
3.4
97.2%
99.9%
91.6%
97.7%
89.6%
97.8%
94.9%
76.1%
791 %
97.7%
89.6%
93.4%
97.3%
99.8%
85.4%
96.5%
99.9%
99.9%
86.4%
99.9%
53.2%
AIl US Workers, All Occupations
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics, Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries
(GC)

7/11, Anaconda, and Memes: 20 Most Dangerous US Occupations and Percent Male, 2015
Fatal Injury Rate per Percent Male
Top
Rank Occupation
1 Logging Workers
2 Fishing Workers
3 Aircraft Pilots
4 Roofers
5 Refuse Collectors
6 Iron and Steel Workers
7 Truck Drivers
8 Farmers and Ranchers
9 Agricultural Workers
10 Electrical Power-Line Workers
1 Recyclable Materials Workers
12 Landscaping, Lawn Service, Groundskeeping
13 Construction Workers
14 Cement and Concrete Manufacturing
15 Taxi Drivers and Chauffeurs
16 Maintenance and Repair Workers
17 Mining (except oil and gas)
18 Support Activities for Mining
19 Police and Sheriffs Patrol Officers
20 Mining (Oil and Gas)
100,000 workers
132.7
54.8
40.4
39.7
38.8
29.8
25.2
22.0
20.6
20.5
19.6
18.1
15.6
13.5
13.2
12.7
12.4
12.2
11.7
11.4
3.4
97.2%
99.9%
91.6%
97.7%
89.6%
97.8%
94.9%
76.1%
791 %
97.7%
89.6%
93.4%
97.3%
99.8%
85.4%
96.5%
99.9%
99.9%
86.4%
99.9%
53.2%
AIl US Workers, All Occupations
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics, Census of Fatal Occupational Injuries
(GC)

(GC)

Memes, Twitter, and 🤖: Ruth Graham @publicroad EXIT4 Pert I R LAWN & ORDER SPECIAL MOVING UNIT 334-652-8087 | excellent 👏 (@publicroad on Twitter)

Memes, Twitter, and 🤖: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
EXIT4
Pert
I R
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING UNIT
334-652-8087
|
excellent 👏 (@publicroad on Twitter)

Memes, Twitter, and 🤖: Ruth Graham
@publicroad
EXIT4
Pert
I R
LAWN &
ORDER
SPECIAL MOVING UNIT
334-652-8087
|
excellent 👏 (@publicroad on Twitter)

excellent 👏 (@publicroad on Twitter)

Bad, Drinking, and Driving: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind" "My God, how do you do it?" "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty of good things about beign blind I go on airplanes first I get VIP treatment atlamusement parks. Never have to worry about drinking and driving. I don't have to do my own lawn My electric bill's lower than yours I ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10 I don't have to watch somebody age You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty. I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their hear. That's how I know people. It's very cool that way Being blind isnt all that bad :)

Bad, Drinking, and Driving: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind" "My God, how do
you do it?" "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty
of good things about beign blind
I go on airplanes first
I get VIP treatment atlamusement parks.
Never have to worry about drinking and driving.
I don't have to do my own lawn
My electric bill's lower than yours
I ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free
Every single woman I've ever
been with is a 10
I don't have to watch somebody age
You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their hear.
That's how I know people. It's very cool that way
Being blind isnt all that bad :)

Bad, Drinking, and Driving: People always say, "God, you know, it must suck to be blind" "My God, how do
you do it?" "Oh, you poor guy.". It's true! But you know what? There are plenty
of good things about beign blind
I go on airplanes first
I get VIP treatment atlamusement parks.
Never have to worry about drinking and driving.
I don't have to do my own lawn
My electric bill's lower than yours
I ride the train for half fare. Sometimes even free
Every single woman I've ever
been with is a 10
I don't have to watch somebody age
You know what's cool about beign blind? There's no race. I don't know from beauty.
I know people from what it comes out of their mouth, and what's in their hear.
That's how I know people. It's very cool that way
Being blind isnt all that bad :)

Being blind isnt all that bad :)

White House, Bank, and House: Palmer Report . @PalmerReport Following Donald Trump's day so far: Michael Cohen sells him out on Trump Tower Moscow Trump has meltdown on White House lawn Trump panics, cancels Putin meeting Deutsche Bank raided Trump's former tax attorney raided Cohen also sells out Trump's kids It's still only noon 9:24 AM 29 Nov 2018 😂🤣😂🤣

White House, Bank, and House: Palmer Report .
@PalmerReport
Following
Donald Trump's day so far:
Michael Cohen sells him out on Trump
Tower Moscow
Trump has meltdown on White House
lawn
Trump panics, cancels Putin meeting
Deutsche Bank raided
Trump's former tax attorney raided
Cohen also sells out Trump's kids
It's still only noon
9:24 AM
29 Nov 2018
😂🤣😂🤣

White House, Bank, and House: Palmer Report .
@PalmerReport
Following
Donald Trump's day so far:
Michael Cohen sells him out on Trump
Tower Moscow
Trump has meltdown on White House
lawn
Trump panics, cancels Putin meeting
Deutsche Bank raided
Trump's former tax attorney raided
Cohen also sells out Trump's kids
It's still only noon
9:24 AM
29 Nov 2018
😂🤣😂🤣

😂🤣😂🤣

Dad, Saw, and Good: For weeks my Dad didn't understand why our neighbors would build a wheelchair ramp into the lawn instead of the driveway. Then we saw this elderly, chunky boy in the yard who can't climb stairs anymore. Dad has replaced his confusion with admiration for these 10/10 owners and their very good dog Edit: I have been informed by another neighbor that his name is Hershey

Dad, Saw, and Good: For weeks my Dad didn't understand why our neighbors
would build a wheelchair ramp into the lawn instead of the
driveway. Then we saw this elderly, chunky boy in the yard
who can't climb stairs anymore. Dad has replaced his
confusion with admiration for these 10/10 owners and their
very good dog
Edit: I have been informed by another neighbor that his
name is Hershey

Dad, Saw, and Good: For weeks my Dad didn't understand why our neighbors
would build a wheelchair ramp into the lawn instead of the
driveway. Then we saw this elderly, chunky boy in the yard
who can't climb stairs anymore. Dad has replaced his
confusion with admiration for these 10/10 owners and their
very good dog
Edit: I have been informed by another neighbor that his
name is Hershey

Head, Live, and Octopus: The Vet said I wouldn't live to see 3. Today I turned 7, so 1 pooped on my Vet's lawn. Ps Im wearing an octopus on head because I can That's

Head, Live, and Octopus: The Vet said I wouldn't
live to see 3. Today I
turned 7, so 1 pooped
on my Vet's lawn.
Ps
Im wearing an octopus
on
head because I can
That's

Head, Live, and Octopus: The Vet said I wouldn't
live to see 3. Today I
turned 7, so 1 pooped
on my Vet's lawn.
Ps
Im wearing an octopus
on
head because I can
That's

Grass, Dads, and Tall: Tall grass: *exists Dads: *mows the lawn at 7am*

Grass, Dads, and Tall: Tall
grass:
*exists
Dads:
*mows the lawn at 7am*

Grass, Dads, and Tall: Tall
grass:
*exists
Dads:
*mows the lawn at 7am*

*mows the lawn at 7am*

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Novw I'm questioning all my life choices. ас

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Novw
I'm questioning all my life choices.
ас

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Novw
I'm questioning all my life choices.
ас

Life, Memes, and Best: @catchit_pat Dawg the lawn mower took me out She is living her best life

Life, Memes, and Best: @catchit_pat
Dawg the lawn mower took me out
She is living her best life

Life, Memes, and Best: @catchit_pat
Dawg the lawn mower took me out
She is living her best life

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Smashley Ghoulish @AshleyJPL Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now l'mm questioning all my life choices

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Smashley Ghoulish
@AshleyJPL
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair
taped to an electric skateboard while vaping
and blasting Jack Johnson. Now l'mm
questioning all my life choices

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Smashley Ghoulish
@AshleyJPL
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair
taped to an electric skateboard while vaping
and blasting Jack Johnson. Now l'mm
questioning all my life choices

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Novw I'm questioning all my life choices. ас memehumor: I’ve been living wrong my whole life…

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Novw
I'm questioning all my life choices.
ас
memehumor:

I’ve been living wrong my whole life…

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Novw
I'm questioning all my life choices.
ас
memehumor:

I’ve been living wrong my whole life…

memehumor: I’ve been living wrong my whole life…

Being Alone, Dad, and Drunk: T-Mobile LTE 4:34 PM Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?... casual encounters I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game. I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont notice start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion propose to you in front of everyone pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the drill) Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers keyhollow: But he’s over his alcoholism. You know what that is?Growth

Being Alone, Dad, and Drunk: T-Mobile LTE
4:34 PM
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?...
casual encounters
I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a
dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie
Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of
20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work
late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly
platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in
a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your
family, I'm game.
I can do these things, at your request:
openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont
notice
start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion
propose to you in front of everyone
pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i
dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the
drill)
Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either
inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
keyhollow:

But he’s over his alcoholism. You know what that is?Growth

Being Alone, Dad, and Drunk: T-Mobile LTE
4:34 PM
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?...
casual encounters
I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a
dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie
Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of
20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work
late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly
platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in
a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your
family, I'm game.
I can do these things, at your request:
openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont
notice
start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion
propose to you in front of everyone
pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i
dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the
drill)
Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either
inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
keyhollow:

But he’s over his alcoholism. You know what that is?Growth

keyhollow: But he’s over his alcoholism. You know what that is?Growth

Halloween, Memes, and White House: Mike Theiler-Pool/Getty Images President @realdonaldtrump and @flotus hosted a Halloween event at the White House Sunday evening. The South Lawn was filled with trick-or-treaters and their families, military, USSS, and White House staff.

Halloween, Memes, and White House: Mike Theiler-Pool/Getty Images
President @realdonaldtrump and @flotus hosted a Halloween event at the White House Sunday evening. The South Lawn was filled with trick-or-treaters and their families, military, USSS, and White House staff.

Halloween, Memes, and White House: Mike Theiler-Pool/Getty Images
President @realdonaldtrump and @flotus hosted a Halloween event at the White House Sunday evening. The South Lawn was filled with trick-or-treaters and their families, military, USSS, and White House staff.

President @realdonaldtrump and @flotus hosted a Halloween event at the White House Sunday evening. The South Lawn was filled with trick-or-t...

Dude, Life, and Memes: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now I'm questioning all my life choices. Genius

Dude, Life, and Memes: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now
I'm questioning all my life choices.
Genius

Dude, Life, and Memes: Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now
I'm questioning all my life choices.
Genius

Genius

Dank, Cyanide and Happiness, and Dracula: BA HAHAHA! LOOKING OLD, DRACULA! YES, BUT DON'T FORGET, OLD VAMPIRES CAN STILL TURN INTO OLD BATS! GET OFF MY LAWN! POOF! .| Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net This comic is OLD. Read a newer, livelier comic over here: http://explosm.net/comics/5075/

Dank, Cyanide and Happiness, and Dracula: BA HAHAHA! LOOKING
OLD, DRACULA!
YES, BUT DON'T FORGET,
OLD VAMPIRES CAN STILL
TURN INTO OLD BATS!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
POOF!
.| Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
This comic is OLD.
Read a newer, livelier comic over here: http://explosm.net/comics/5075/

Dank, Cyanide and Happiness, and Dracula: BA HAHAHA! LOOKING
OLD, DRACULA!
YES, BUT DON'T FORGET,
OLD VAMPIRES CAN STILL
TURN INTO OLD BATS!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
POOF!
.| Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
This comic is OLD.
Read a newer, livelier comic over here: http://explosm.net/comics/5075/

This comic is OLD. Read a newer, livelier comic over here: http://explosm.net/comics/5075/

Anaconda, Cum, and Dad: Verizon 7:40 AM 100%-, Reb YOU MATCHED WITH REB ON 10/25/18 why are u so dad hot wtf i want u to mow my lawn and then hit it from behind that wasn't a euphemism i legitimately might cum on the spot if i saw u with a lawnmower GIF Type a message Send This one’s new

Anaconda, Cum, and Dad: Verizon
7:40 AM
100%-,
Reb
YOU MATCHED WITH REB ON 10/25/18
why are u so dad hot wtf
i want u to mow my lawn and
then hit it from behind
that wasn't a euphemism i
legitimately might cum on the
spot if i saw u with a lawnmower
GIF
Type a message
Send
This one’s new

Anaconda, Cum, and Dad: Verizon
7:40 AM
100%-,
Reb
YOU MATCHED WITH REB ON 10/25/18
why are u so dad hot wtf
i want u to mow my lawn and
then hit it from behind
that wasn't a euphemism i
legitimately might cum on the
spot if i saw u with a lawnmower
GIF
Type a message
Send
This one’s new

Memes, 🤖, and Noise: @yungjack97 I'm officially at the age where l hate loud and unnecessary noise. Just few years away from the “GET OFF MY LAWN” age 👴🏼

Memes, 🤖, and Noise: @yungjack97
I'm officially at the age where l
hate loud and unnecessary noise.
Just few years away from the “GET OFF MY LAWN” age 👴🏼

Memes, 🤖, and Noise: @yungjack97
I'm officially at the age where l
hate loud and unnecessary noise.
Just few years away from the “GET OFF MY LAWN” age 👴🏼

Just few years away from the “GET OFF MY LAWN” age 👴🏼

Dank, Dude, and Life: au Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

Dank, Dude, and Life: au
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now
I'm questioning all my life choices.

Dank, Dude, and Life: au
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now
I'm questioning all my life choices.

Donald Trump, Memes, and White House: AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais President Donald Trump, seen reflected in the sunglasses of a Secret Service agent, as he stops to speak to members of the media before walking across the South Lawn of the White House to board Marine One Monday.

Donald Trump, Memes, and White House: AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais
President Donald Trump, seen reflected in the sunglasses of a Secret Service agent, as he stops to speak to members of the media before walking across the South Lawn of the White House to board Marine One Monday.

Donald Trump, Memes, and White House: AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais
President Donald Trump, seen reflected in the sunglasses of a Secret Service agent, as he stops to speak to members of the media before walking across the South Lawn of the White House to board Marine One Monday.

President Donald Trump, seen reflected in the sunglasses of a Secret Service agent, as he stops to speak to members of the media before walk...

Gif, Head, and Yeah: e .ill 67% 1 1 :04 Blue chicken noodle. A classic you really can tell a lot about a person by their favorite soup What does potato soup tel about me That you like potato soup. It's like we've known each other for years like an old married couple At any moment we'll start bitching about each other to each other or those damn kids that keep messing up our lawn If you'd put that fence up like you promised then this wouldn't be an issue yeah yeah but my back hurts form the weight you allways being on it If I wasn't on your back all the time you'd never move from that chair and you'd waste away so maybe you should appreciate me a little more Appreciate you! all you do is cook and clean when I'm spending 8 hours every damn day working to keep a roof over your head! Fine then maybe l'll stop and see how well you cope on saltines and canned chicken noodle soup Fine! I happen to like chicken noodle Shocking T had no idea Type a message... GIF am I going this right?

Gif, Head, and Yeah: e
.ill 67%
1 1 :04
Blue
chicken noodle.
A classic
you really can tell a lot about a
person by their favorite soup
What does potato soup tel
about me
That you like potato soup.
It's like we've known each other
for years
like an old married couple
At any moment we'll start bitching
about each other to each other
or those damn kids that keep
messing up our lawn
If you'd put that fence up like
you promised then this wouldn't
be an issue
yeah yeah but my back hurts form
the weight you allways being on it
If I wasn't on your back all the
time you'd never move from that
chair and you'd waste away so
maybe you should appreciate
me a little more
Appreciate you! all you do is cook
and clean when I'm spending 8
hours every damn day working to
keep a roof over your head!
Fine then maybe l'll stop and see
how well you cope on saltines and
canned chicken noodle soup
Fine! I happen to like chicken
noodle
Shocking T had no idea
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1 1 :04
Blue
chicken noodle.
A classic
you really can tell a lot about a
person by their favorite soup
What does potato soup tel
about me
That you like potato soup.
It's like we've known each other
for years
like an old married couple
At any moment we'll start bitching
about each other to each other
or those damn kids that keep
messing up our lawn
If you'd put that fence up like
you promised then this wouldn't
be an issue
yeah yeah but my back hurts form
the weight you allways being on it
If I wasn't on your back all the
time you'd never move from that
chair and you'd waste away so
maybe you should appreciate
me a little more
Appreciate you! all you do is cook
and clean when I'm spending 8
hours every damn day working to
keep a roof over your head!
Fine then maybe l'll stop and see
how well you cope on saltines and
canned chicken noodle soup
Fine! I happen to like chicken
noodle
Shocking T had no idea
Type a message...
GIF
am I going this right?

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Smashley Ghoulish @AshleyJPL Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn chair taped to an electric skateboard while vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now I'm questioning all my life choices. why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Smashley Ghoulish @AshleyJPL
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now
I'm questioning all my life choices.
why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad

Dude, Life, and Skateboarding: Smashley Ghoulish @AshleyJPL
Dude just cruised past me riding a lawn
chair taped to an electric skateboard while
vaping and blasting Jack Johnson. Now
I'm questioning all my life choices.
why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad

why the heck aren't u following @kalesalad

Bernie Sanders, Martin, and Memes: THE DER SATURDAY, FREE! SUPPORTING PUBLIC BANKS IN LOS ANGELES SOUTH LAWN CITY HALL, DTLA 1-2:30 PM tu IT LooKs İ 11 11 CITY HALL A BIT LIKE A MIDDLE FINGERTHINK THAT S THE JOKE LA LUKE M GARRY “I ERIC ANDRE BERNIE SANDERS N) MIKAL CRONIN NICK THORBURN ABBY MARTIN (JAMES ADOMIAN Paid for by Yes On B- a Coalition of Labor, Renters and Environmentalists.

Bernie Sanders, Martin, and Memes: THE
DER
SATURDAY,
FREE!
SUPPORTING
PUBLIC BANKS
IN LOS ANGELES
SOUTH LAWN
CITY HALL, DTLA
1-2:30 PM
tu IT LooKs
İ 11 11 CITY HALL
A BIT LIKE A
MIDDLE
FINGERTHINK
THAT S
THE
JOKE
LA
LUKE M GARRY
“I
ERIC ANDRE BERNIE SANDERS N)
MIKAL CRONIN NICK THORBURN ABBY MARTIN
(JAMES
ADOMIAN
Paid for by Yes On B- a Coalition of Labor, Renters and Environmentalists.

Bernie Sanders, Martin, and Memes: THE
DER
SATURDAY,
FREE!
SUPPORTING
PUBLIC BANKS
IN LOS ANGELES
SOUTH LAWN
CITY HALL, DTLA
1-2:30 PM
tu IT LooKs
İ 11 11 CITY HALL
A BIT LIKE A
MIDDLE
FINGERTHINK
THAT S
THE
JOKE
LA
LUKE M GARRY
“I
ERIC ANDRE BERNIE SANDERS N)
MIKAL CRONIN NICK THORBURN ABBY MARTIN
(JAMES
ADOMIAN
Paid for by Yes On B- a Coalition of Labor, Renters and Environmentalists.

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe @mattvbrady why does anyone bother with sex when you can mow the lawn and then stand with your hands on your hips admiring the lawn Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Me irl

Me irl

Crush, Memes, and 🤖: When l talk to my crush and start stuttering and sound like a lawn mower tryna start @bighonchorocket I can’t believe what @trollvid.s just posted on their story 😳accepting now 🔞 💦

Crush, Memes, and 🤖: When l talk to my crush and start
stuttering and sound like a lawn mower
tryna start
@bighonchorocket
I can’t believe what @trollvid.s just posted on their story 😳accepting now 🔞 💦

Crush, Memes, and 🤖: When l talk to my crush and start
stuttering and sound like a lawn mower
tryna start
@bighonchorocket
I can’t believe what @trollvid.s just posted on their story 😳accepting now 🔞 💦

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe @mattvbrady why does anyone bother with sex when you can mow the lawn and then stand with your hands on your hips admiring the lawn Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Me irl

Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe @mattvbrady why does anyone bother with sex when you can mow the lawn and then stand with your hands on your hips admiring the lawn Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Me irl

Sex, Irl, and Me IRL: mr grace mugabe
@mattvbrady
why does anyone bother with sex when
you can mow the lawn and then stand
with your hands on your hips admiring
the lawn
Me irl

Me irl

Boston, Help, and Home: Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneys... 6h v I had the pleasure of mowing Ms.Barton's lawn in Boston,MA. She's a single parent mom who finds it hard to get help with her lawn. So glad I could help her . When she returns home, she will return to a freshly mowed lawn. Making a difference one lawn at a time nd 19 109 977 Amazing something so simple is helping people in need and bringing people together!

Boston, Help, and Home: Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneys... 6h v
I had the pleasure of mowing Ms.Barton's
lawn in Boston,MA. She's a single parent
mom who finds it hard to get help with
her lawn. So glad I could help her . When
she returns home, she will return to a
freshly mowed lawn. Making a difference
one lawn at a time
nd
19 109 977
Amazing something so simple is helping people in need and bringing people together!

Boston, Help, and Home: Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneys... 6h v
I had the pleasure of mowing Ms.Barton's
lawn in Boston,MA. She's a single parent
mom who finds it hard to get help with
her lawn. So glad I could help her . When
she returns home, she will return to a
freshly mowed lawn. Making a difference
one lawn at a time
nd
19 109 977
Amazing something so simple is helping people in need and bringing people together!

Amazing something so simple is helping people in need and bringing people together!

The Answer

The Answer

The

The

Mowing The Lawn

Mowing The Lawn

Mowing

Sipping

decor

decor

tastefully offensive

tastefully offensive

mouth watering

mouth watering

im leaving

go outside

stillness

mouthful

mouthful

mow lawn

mow lawn

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mouthing

joyce

joyce

rakes

rakes

mugs

mouth

mouth

decorations

decorations

momentous

momentous

johns

johns

mow

mow

reeling

reeling

were

were

ifs

ifs

payed

gutter

gutter

yours

yours

ons

ons

mug

mug

feelings

feelings

loves

loves

same

same

shed

shed

overly

overly

invited

invited

shedding

shedding

overeating

overeating

leaving

leaving

damn

damn

that moment

that moment

sack

sack

specials

specials

thing

thing

the neighbors

the neighbors

via

via

ims

🤖

Old

Old

Mexican Word of the Day

Mexican Word of the Day

Police

Police

memes

memes

Funny

Funny

dank

dank

clock

Ash

Ash

9gag

9gag