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Why must you hurt me like thisomg-humor.tumblr.com: A DOG'S PURPOSE ACCORDING TO A 6 YEAR OLD Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives. Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, "I know why." Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. He said, "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life - like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?" The six-year-old continued, "Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long." FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM MEMEPIX.COM Why must you hurt me like thisomg-humor.tumblr.com

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dragonandpenguin: | Tumblr | Instagram | Twitter | So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word “ambitchous”, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don’t know if it was such a good idea.Source: Urban Dictionary, To-Do List Credit, Questions Credit : 10 AWESOME NEW WORDS FOR MILLENNIALS ambitchous OOH, WHAT'S THAT STENCH? "FLIP" (am-bich-uh s) adj. striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch SMELLS LIKE ENVY. IS IT TRUE CANNIBALS DON'T EAT COMEDIANS WHAT IF BATMAN GETS BITTEN BY A askhole VAMPIRE? BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY? (ahsk-hohl) CAN YOU CRY UNDERWATER? IF I SAVE TIME, WHEN DO I GET IT BACK? n. someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions and/or never uses the advice given. IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR? WHY DO FEET SMELL AND NOSES RUN? TELL MY MOM I'LL BE OUT IN TWO YEARS. (ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE TACOS.) bedgasm (bed-gaz-uh m) n. a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day. THE RARE AND MAJESTIC CELLFISH GLIDES GRACEFULLY ACROSS THE OCEAN BED, EFFECTIVELY HUSHING OTHER SEA CREA- SSSSH! cellfish I'M TALKING HERE! (sel-fish) adj. talking on his or her cell phone despite it being rude or inconsiderate of other people. dudevorce (dyood-vohrs) n. the official end of a bromance. dWEVORCE APPROV NEW CLOTHES OLD CLOTHES floordrobe (flohr-drohb) n. storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Just drop them CAT on the floor. MISSING lackoass (lak-o-as) adj. having a limited posterior. HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEATY BUTT CHEEKS? LAST SEEN: TWERKING DRAKE IF FOUND, PLEASE DIAL 320-MILEY-CYRUS (SHE NEEDS THEM BACK) TO-DO LIST TODAY nexterday Buy GRIM REAPER COSTUME. STAND OUTSIDE NURSING HOME AND WAVE. TOMORROW (nekst-ter-dey) WALK INTO SEA WORLD WITH A FISHING POLE. adv. the day after tomorrow. NEXTERDAY STEAL DONUT TRUCK, BE AMUSED WHILE COPS CHASE AFTER DONUT. umop apisdn (un-mop ap-is-de-n) n. it's upside down written upside down. fOOM мозW WATCHING 1 SEC OF YET ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SPIN-OFF HURRRRR... unlighten (un-lahyt-n) v. to learn something that makes you feel dumber. © DragonAndPenguin.com Source: UrbanDictionary.com dragonandpenguin: | Tumblr | Instagram | Twitter | So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word “ambitchous”, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don’t know if it was such a good idea.Source: Urban Dictionary, To-Do List Credit, Questions Credit 
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dragonandpenguin: | Tumblr | Instagram | Twitter | So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word “ambitchous”, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don’t know if it was such a good idea.Source: Urban Dictionary, To-Do List Credit, Questions Credit : 10 AWESOME NEW WORDS FOR MILLENNIALS ambitchous OOH, WHAT'S THAT STENCH? "FLIP" (am-bich-uh s) adj. striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch SMELLS LIKE ENVY. IS IT TRUE CANNIBALS DON'T EAT COMEDIANS WHAT IF BATMAN GETS BITTEN BY A askhole VAMPIRE? BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY? (ahsk-hohl) CAN YOU CRY UNDERWATER? IF I SAVE TIME, WHEN DO I GET IT BACK? n. someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions and/or never uses the advice given. IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR? WHY DO FEET SMELL AND NOSES RUN? TELL MY MOM I'LL BE OUT IN TWO YEARS. (ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE PASS THE TACOS.) bedgasm (bed-gaz-uh m) n. a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day. THE RARE AND MAJESTIC CELLFISH GLIDES GRACEFULLY ACROSS THE OCEAN BED, EFFECTIVELY HUSHING OTHER SEA CREA- SSSSH! cellfish I'M TALKING HERE! (sel-fish) adj. talking on his or her cell phone despite it being rude or inconsiderate of other people. dudevorce (dyood-vohrs) n. the official end of a bromance. dWEVORCE APPROV NEW CLOTHES OLD CLOTHES floordrobe (flohr-drohb) n. storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Just drop them CAT on the floor. MISSING lackoass (lak-o-as) adj. having a limited posterior. HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEATY BUTT CHEEKS? LAST SEEN: TWERKING DRAKE IF FOUND, PLEASE DIAL 320-MILEY-CYRUS (SHE NEEDS THEM BACK) TO-DO LIST TODAY nexterday Buy GRIM REAPER COSTUME. STAND OUTSIDE NURSING HOME AND WAVE. TOMORROW (nekst-ter-dey) WALK INTO SEA WORLD WITH A FISHING POLE. adv. the day after tomorrow. NEXTERDAY STEAL DONUT TRUCK, BE AMUSED WHILE COPS CHASE AFTER DONUT. umop apisdn (un-mop ap-is-de-n) n. it's upside down written upside down. fOOM мозW WATCHING 1 SEC OF YET ANOTHER KARDASHIAN SPIN-OFF HURRRRR... unlighten (un-lahyt-n) v. to learn something that makes you feel dumber. © DragonAndPenguin.com Source: UrbanDictionary.com dragonandpenguin: | Tumblr | Instagram | Twitter | So it all began when my friend Amanda texted me the word “ambitchous”, and amidst our laughter I decided that I was going make a comic featuring such words. And so here it is. I still don’t know if it was such a good idea.Source: Urban Dictionary, To-Do List Credit, Questions Credit 
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doyouwannabuildasnowman: show-them-what-a-dream-is-for: disneyismyescape: acciosilver: banans13: kissthesecurves: starvingfartist: I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series.  Dang you learn something everyday. EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE ALSO a fun fact that actually isn’t fun at all and makes my soul hurt a LOT: Taka, as a Swahili noun (from which all names in The Lion King are taken), means trash. So basically Scar was crapped on from birth is what I’m saying. hmmm so scar got his scar from a wildebeest accident and simba got the emitonal scar from watching his father be trampled by them.  Okay and Mufasa means “king” in Swahili So let’s think a second, Ahadi (which is the name of Mufasa and Scar’s father): If you name one of your sons “KING” and the other “TRASH” Which one do you think is gonna turn fucking evil? Heh, heh, knew this! : WHAT WAS SCAR'S NAME.. BEFORE HE GOT HIS SCAR? doyouwannabuildasnowman: show-them-what-a-dream-is-for: disneyismyescape: acciosilver: banans13: kissthesecurves: starvingfartist: I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series.  Dang you learn something everyday. EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE ALSO a fun fact that actually isn’t fun at all and makes my soul hurt a LOT: Taka, as a Swahili noun (from which all names in The Lion King are taken), means trash. So basically Scar was crapped on from birth is what I’m saying. hmmm so scar got his scar from a wildebeest accident and simba got the emitonal scar from watching his father be trampled by them.  Okay and Mufasa means “king” in Swahili So let’s think a second, Ahadi (which is the name of Mufasa and Scar’s father): If you name one of your sons “KING” and the other “TRASH” Which one do you think is gonna turn fucking evil? Heh, heh, knew this!
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