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Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 twlboaj: verticalfrontalsomething: yourpaperpal: kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit??? Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that. I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol
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Fucking, Internet, and Police: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit???
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Fucking, Internet, and Police: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 <p><a href="https://kirsty-not-kristy.tumblr.com/post/169938803503/amoxli-ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here" class="tumblr_blog">kirsty-not-kristy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://amoxli.tumblr.com/post/164555005476/ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here-but-last" class="tumblr_blog">amoxli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! </p> <p>A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? </p> <p>Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. </p> <p>$1500 like THAT. </p> <p>I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.</p> </blockquote> <p>Rebooting this addition because holy shit???</p> </blockquote> <p>I thought this was an elaborate shitpost. Are you guys for real?</p>
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Fucking, Internet, and Police: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit???
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Life, How, and Dog: Life lesson learned. Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed. DROPPED OFF A SHIHTZU, PICKED UP A LLAMA.

Life lesson learned. Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed. DROPPED OFF A SHIHTZU, PICKED UP A LLAMA.

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Click, Energy, and Fall: A GREEK MYTHOLOGY CLASSIC The Tale ofIcarus agreck legend of how the hero fell These wings wil take me away from this place and to freedom" PENTRACONS PUBLISHING content I. the tale of icarus; of how it was not ego that caused him to fly too close, but the insatiable human need to reach up and dance among the galaxies II. the fullmetal alchemists tale; of how it was not pride that caused him to challenge the sun, but the simple wish to hear his mother's voice once more III. lessons learned; of how the overhelming, short feeling of soaring through the sky, touching the clouds and tasting freedom was worth the fall and a lesson learned With melting wax and loosened strings Sunk hapless Icarus on unfaithful wings; Headlong he rushed through the affrighted air, With limbs distorted and dishevelled hair; His scattered plumage danced upon the wave, And sorrowing Nereids decked his watery grave; O'er his pale corse their pearly sca-lowers shed, And strewed with crimson moss his marble bed; Struck in their coral towers the passing bell, And wide in ocean tolled his cchoing knel1 the tale of icarus "We're free and we're flying, we 're flying with the birds." Daedalus, father ofthe Acgean sca Icarus, fashioned two pairs of wings out of wax and feathers for himself and his son. They were meant to help the two escape from the isle Crete, where both were imprisoned by King Minos tried his wings first, but before taking off from the island, warned his son not to fly too close to the sun, nor too close to the sea, but to follow his path of glinting beautifully far below them, young Icarus got overwhelmed by the thrill of flying. He did not heed his fathers warning, and flew too close to the sun whereupon the wax in his wings melted and he fell Daedalus into the sea There stilI stands a small promontory jutting out into the Aegean Sea where the body of the fallen boy was found, nami the island and the sea around it after rock The Fall of Icarus And so Icarus longed for the sun, and Daedalus lost his." ng light. When they were gliding across the fallen Icarus the brilliant blue sky, the sun shining above them and he fullmetal alchemists ta le "Keep moving forward. You're strong enough to make your own path." body, Alphonse v a n is h e d completely newly formed being they hoped their mother would be was not even human and had died shortly after showing signs of life. Ed quickly bandaged wounds and hastily performed transmutation that he hoped would bring his brother back drawing a Blood Rune on an empty vintage se while had hen Ed's and Al's mother died, both didn't know how to go on and were refusing to waitfor their estranged father's return. They decided to revive her with alchemy, despite the fact that Human Transmutation has always 1 S been forbidden However, transmutation failed and the boys were deconstructed and consumed by the unleashed energy Ed had his left leg Equivale n t Exchange; "In order to obtain or create both to him, something, omething of equal value must be lost or t of armor destroyed. stripped from his lessons learned "Forget what hurt you in the past, but never forget what it taught you." lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return. But once you have overcome it and made it your own you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart. t's an m portant lhe myth 1S also linked to the Sun as a symbol of the highest Form (Idea of God). Therefore, Icarus has flown too high. He tried to become wiser than God a chi cvin g Knowledge and was punished. lesson in humility, and the wisdom of living within your lim its. The myth seems to be saying that instead of wanting something extraordinary (such flying, bringing back the dead) we should learn to be happy with what we already have whilst as or Follow our dreams, follow the appetite for life, rushintothe unknown but heed warnings 0 moderation. The danger in lying "too high" or in flying "too low" are advocations for one to respect one's limits and to act accordingly danger We cannot change what we are given in life, but we can respond to it in a positive and balanced wajy <p><a href="http://pentragons.tumblr.com/post/118477200787/get-to-know-me-favorite-quote-fmab-click" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pentragons</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> ↳ <b><small><a href="http://pentragons.tumblr.com/tagged/*m%253Agtkm" target="_blank">get to know me:</a></small></b><small> <i>favorite quote</i> → fma:b (click images for larger size!)<br/></small><small>“Alchemists are scientists. We don’t believe in unprovable concepts like ‘God.’ We strive to uncover the principles of creation in the matter of this world, to pursue truth. It’s ironic that we scientist who don’t believe in God are in a sense the closest things to Him. It’s like<i><b> that myth about the hero</b></i>. He made wings out of wax so he could fly, but when he got too close to the sun - to God - the wax melted and he crashed to the ground.”</small></blockquote></blockquote>

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All Star, Coldplay, and Foo Fighters: ONCE UPON A LER ACT L: WELCOME TO PARADISE ONCE UPON A LER ACT I: SELF-FULFILLED PROPHECY ONCE UPON A LER ACT III LESSON LEARNED ONCE UPON A LER FINAL ACT PLANT LIFE cuntdestroy-ler: Once Upon A Ler: a Once-ler playlist All songs include lyrics and covers. Act I: Welcome To Paradise / Download Welcome To Paradise by Green Day Between You And Me by Marillion Feeling Good by Muse All Star by Smash Mouth Act II: Self-Fulfilled Prophecy / Download Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic The Fallen by Franz Ferdinand I Want It All/We Will Rock You by Queen/Armageddon Oh No! by Marina The Diamonds Puttin’ On The Ritz by Shiny Toy Guns Rock Star by N.E.R.D. Act III: Lesson Learned / Download Long Road To Ruin by Foo Fighters Devil’s In The Detail by The Hoosiers Look What You’ve Done by Jet The World We Live In by The Killers Final Act: Plant Life / Download Plant Life by Owl City Field Below by Regina Spektor Viva La Vida by Coldplay All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers I also wanted to cover the transition between good Oncie and the Once-ler, and maybe try to picture the interaction between the two Once-lers. not necessarily Oncest but I guess it could also be viewed that way. whatever floats your boat I guess: Intermission: Nice Guy with the Wrong Attitude / Download Money To Be Made by The Hoosiers Nice Guys Finish Last by Cobra Starship Diabolic Scheme by The Hives hope you like

cuntdestroy-ler: Once Upon A Ler: a Once-ler playlist All songs include lyrics and covers. Act I: Welcome To Paradise / Download Welcome To...

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