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Ass, Fall, and Hail Mary: I almost died today. Here is the true story So Iwas derping in my backyard today, picking up dog crap. The whole time, my dog was just sitting there watching me, enjoying the sight. So I go to the small section in between my trampoline and my fence. Now if any of you haven't seen my trampoline, it is really old and there are these black foam things on the bars that used to hold up a net, but they are mostly destroyed now. So I walk in the narrow space, and I get completely covered by the hugest web I've ever felt. All over my face, all over my chest and shoulders. I freak out, but I realize that there is no worries. I see no spider, and it would have to be a big ass spider to concoct such a glorious web. Well, sure enough, in the middle of my struggle to break free, I look up, and slowly, ever so slowly, I see the huge, black-brown mass of a spider about the size of my fist crawl out of some old, decaying foam protectors. I stare at it; it stares back. I look closely for any threads connecting us, and there, glinting back at me with sunlight, is one strand of spider web, connecting the hulk spider to my face. It realizes the fact at the same time as me, and thinks, "Yes! This boy's eye sockets will make excellent breeding holes for my eggs!! and starts a full on crawling sprint towards me. I freak out, and begin to struggle even more and more to release myself from this web. It reaches the halfway mark and sees me begin to escape, so it goes for gold. The Hail Mary play. A daring leap straight for the head. Time slows down. This thing has all legs extended, blocking out the sun. A sure death for me. My left arm breaks free from the web. This could be my chance! A quick and decisive left cross reaches the spider JUST in time knocking the behemoth against the fence. It looks dazed; begins to squirm around on the ground, preparing for a counteroffensive. I don't give it a chance. I take the poop shovel in both my hands, shout a battle cry of pure victorious slaughter and smash my enemy into a crumpled pile, each strike emanating a loud crunch of the monster's body.I emerge the survivor in this battle. Thank you video games, for my improved reaction time, lest I fall victim to fate Unlike Comment Share 3 hours ago you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: This Man Should Write A Novel
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Anaconda, Family, and Life: Search Quora Add Home Answer Notifs You Feed Journalism Statistics (academic discipline FROM YOUR DIGEST My IQ is easily above 195 (15SD) and X tested, yet on both sides of my family everyone scores around 100-115. How would you explain this given the information from psvchology experts saying intelligence is hereditary? Well, now, I would have thought that a person with an IQ of above 195 would be able to look that kind of thing up, without having to consult Quora. Especially since you are, by your own account, so very very gifted: I want to learn all concepts of math in a day, and Open in app Search Quora Add Home Answer Notifs You Feed Journalism Statistics (academic discipline Well, now, I would have thought that a person with an IQ of above 195 would be able to look that kind of thing up, without having to consult Quora Especially since you are, by your own account, so very very gifted: I want to learn all concepts of math in a day, and no that's not difficult for me. However, all things pertaining to learn math, OR ANYTHING IS SOOOO SLOW! "HEY! LET'S TAKE 36 YEARS TO TEACH THIS PROFOỦNDLY GIFTED MALE ALL CONCEPTS TO EVERYTHING AND WATCH HIM SUFFER IN AGONY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Khan Academy sucks mad balls, no disrespect to the creator or the creator of ALEKS I do not need to sit in lectures or do homework, just give me the user manual and a couple of real life scenarios of how it works and I'm set for life That's a quote from Lazarus C. Murdoch's answer to What's the toughest thing about having ADHD? Open in app 7:12 Search Quora Add Home Answer Notifs You Feed Journalism Statistics (academic discipline That's a quote from Lazarus C. Murdoch's answer to What's the toughest thing about having ADHD? And yet, someone who believes he can easily learn all concepts of math in a day' still needs to ask this question: Why do people drink coffee everv morning? Come now, sir. If you were as gifted as you believe yourself to be, you would already have the answers You would be teaching us. So, to answer your question (lest I be thought to have not done so), your IQ is clearly not over 195 I hope this was helpful Edit: Comments have been disabled I am profoundly uninterested in people quibbling about IQ matters in my comments sections. Profoundly. Open in app Quora is a special place

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Baked, Club, and Fast Food: Secret Confessions of the Working Class OTARGET I don't know how true it is for the other stores but at my Target the door alarm is always going off for various reasons (most of the time when we are pushing carts in), and we've come to ignore it and dont even look if it goes off BED BATH& BEYOND Bed Bath and Beyond accepts expired coupons don't throw them away. They also accept competitor coupons for specific items. And you can return ANYTHING without a receipt even if you did not buy it from a BBEB. (You'll only get a store credit.) DS If you ship something that has to be delivered at a certain time of day (for instance, next day air usually needs to be there by 10:30) check the delivery time. If it gets delivered 10 minutes late or later, you get your money back. So a 10:45 delivery is considered refundable Abercrombie & Fitch While some Abercrombie locations are equipped with spritzers of Fierce (the brand's signature cologne) built into the walls, many locations aren't, and the employees are required to walk around at hour intervals and liberally spray every product and surface with the stuff. I happened to be in a location that got the best of both worlds, as we bath had the spritzers and were encouraged to go on spray-runs throughout the day, lest everyone's nostrils not be assaulted with the odor within a five-store radius. I worked for the Ritz Carlton for a few years. In my orientation, the HR rep told everyone that each employee has a special allowance of $1,500 to make sure they can help the guests feel like their stay would be memorable. There was a story about a guest who last his Rolex and asked the front desk if they had seen it or one of the maids took it and complained a lot. When the guest finally left, the guy from the front desk went out and purchased the guest a new Rolex and was reimbursed fully by the Ritz. The guest was extra happy and is now returning to the same property every year You don't need to have a Sam's Club membership to buy the liquor. Just tell the door person you are there to buy booze and they won't need to see your membership card. You can also grab a few of the free food samples as you walk through the store if your conscience allows it. FedEx The people who actually handle your packages are more or less slave laborers. NO ONE cares if you packages says fragile or has special instructions. Most of the time the workers hate their jobs so much they throw your box on purpose or stomp on it to make it fit in the trailer. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE As a mail carrier for USPS, I know that all of the clerks and carriers in my office handle packages marked as fragile very carefully because we are so concerned about keeping customers. Plus they pay us well enough that we actually do care about our jobs and tanera Everything at Panera Bread is microwaved. All soups and pastas come in frozen bags reheated for the customer. Pastries and breads come in "half-baked, bakers just slap on some frosting/fruit, and heat it up. It's all fast-food quality food, but with a good ear ee World Overnight cast member here. Please leave your cremated loved ones at home. Stop dumping them in Haunted Mansion. They just get vacuumed up and disposed of srsfunny: Some Confessions Of The Working Class

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