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Sorry, Too Much, and Work: Emily Murnane
@emily_murnane
Every Work email I send:
Hey
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it's not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you
said you'd do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I'm an idiot:)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry l exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
best regards
best regards
College, Cool, and Kids: l used to think high schoolers were so
grown up until I was one. then college
kids were so cool and put together
until I was one. then adults knew
everything and now let me tell you no
one knows anything we're all out here
winging it
Real talk...💯 https://t.co/NaCYtVZ1bQ
Real talk...💯 https://t.co/NaCYtVZ1bQ
Instagram, Work, and Old: natalie foster
@natfos
HR at my work just called me and i
thought i was in trouble for something
but they just let me know my 11-year-
old sister has been commenting on their
instagram every day telling them to give
me a raise
I wish this was to happen to me.
I wish this was to happen to me.
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Life, Money, and The Game: ISSy
@bladejogger
I'll never forget when l used a cheat
code on the sims to get all the money
the game would physically let me have,
used it to build loads of mansions, then
eventually got tired of being so rich and
wanted to go back to having to work for
it. Feel like l legit got a life lessor
Yes, no matter how much money you have, you’d much rather be Jim from The Office
Yes, no matter how much money you have, you’d much rather be Jim from The Office
![Ass, Confused, and Django: troubleman31 Now I've been extremely patient and
made it a point to not jump to any premature
conclusions about Ye'& his antics... Partially due to
the lessons learned from the outcome of other
similar situations dealing wit my brother Wayne
(which I admittedly mishandled a bit in hindsight) But
now this shit is next level,futuristic Sambo, Hopping
Bob, Stephen off Django ass shit Ye!!!! From what I
can gather... This is the most repulsive,disgraceful,
Embarrassing act of desperation & auctioning off of
one's soul to gain power I've ever seen. Now I recall
you asking me to come with you to have this meeting
and I declined (naturally). but bro... if ain'time I
would've been in there wit you and you behaved that
spinelessly in my presence,l feel that I'd be
compelled to slap de'Fuq outta you bro Fpr the
People!!! You ass kissing and boot licking on a whole
new level &I refuse to associate myself with
something so vile weak,& inconsiderate to the effect
this has on the greater good of ALL OUR PEOPLE!!
I'm a true believer in "It ain't what you do,it's how you
do it. And this shit is regurgitatingAt one time it
was a pleasure to work alongside you... now, I'm
ashamed to have ever been associated with you
To all the people who follow Ye musically,socially, or
even personally....who are confused, heartbroken,
infuriated.... Let me make this clear... THIS SHIT AINT
COOL!!! THIS IS A MOVE YE MADE FOR YE!!! THIS IS
A PLAY TO PUT HIM IN A POSITION HE'D LIKE TO
SEE HIMSELF IN.. .WE ARE NOT ON HIS MIND AS HE
MAKES THESE COMMENTS AND DECISIONS. Don't
follow this puppet. Because as long as I've lived I've
learned that it benefits a man nothing at all to gain
the world,if to do so he must lose his soul. We just
saw Mr.West's Soul on auction. If you listen closely
you can hear the tears of our ancestors hit the floor
All I can say is... I've reached my limits. This is my
stop,I'm officially DONE!! Trump & His Lil Cookie
Boy.
#TI shares his thoughts on the #KanyeWest and #DonaldTrump meeting earlier today... thoughts on this?! 🤔 [via troubleman31]](https://pics.me.me/thumb_troubleman31-now-ive-been-extremely-patient-and-made-it-a-36861550.png)
![Crime, Memes, and Tumblr: Spooky Skoog
@Skoogeth
leader: after the heist is over, we split
up and never communicate again
me: [about to unveil my "crime
buddies forever" friendship quilt]
never?
9/24/18, 8:54 AM
positive-memes:Don’t let me go](https://pics.me.me/thumb_spooky-skoog-skoogeth-leader-after-the-heist-is-over-we-36854764.png)
Boo, College, and Funny: l used to think high schoolers were so
grown up until I was one. then college
kids were so cool and put together until I
was one. then adults knew everything
and now let me tell you no one knows
anything we're all out here winging it
Winging it like my eyeliner @1foxybitch 😆😆 follow my boo @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
Winging it like my eyeliner @1foxybitch 😆😆 follow my boo @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
Children, Logic, and Supreme: TO ROPE TRAVİS
@TopRopeTravis
As a military veteran, let me tell you
how the American flag is
disrespected:
Confirming an attempted rapist to
Kidnapping children & placing them
Making deals with Russia to steal
Taking healthcare away from
the Supreme Court
in cages
an election
children & seniors
Right Wing Republican Logic
www.twitter.com/BiteHate. Follow, I Follow Back.
Right Wing Republican Logic www.twitter.com/BiteHate. Follow, I Follow Back.
Bad, Fuck You, and Memes: Ser #SDCC T of Ferelden
almaSithDuh
We're the only species that drinks
milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!
We're also the only species that drinks
peach mango pineapple spirulina kale
smoothies, Karen.
Let me eat my cheese in peace.
FUCK YOU, KAREN!!!
FUCK YOU, KAREN!!!
Bless Up, Chicago, and Christmas: What are you doing, human? Oh let me
try
@DrSmashlove
People: “ugh how you do you even live in Chicago yuck the snow.” Me: “BBBBBBIH! HOW U LIVE IN MIAMI WHERE IT BE 86 DEGREES IN CHRISTMAS? BIH THAT AINT CHRISTMAS! THAT’S JULY! YALL WAKE UP AND IT’S JULY EVERY DAY BIH DONT LOOK AT ME FUNNY IN MY LOUD RED SWEATER AND CORDUROY TROUSER ON CHRISTMAS I DONT EEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS BUT I GOT SWEATERS AND CORDUROY ON DECK BC I’M SEASONAL ASF BIH DONT BE MAD AT ME FOR BEING WELL SEASONEDT U COULD GET SOME SEASONING TOO JUST MOVE HERE! BUT NAH. U WANNA WEAR SHORTS IN FERRUARY. WILDIN. FOH BLESS UP 😍😂😂”
People: “ugh how you do you even live in Chicago yuck the snow.” Me: “BBBBBBIH! HOW U LIVE IN MIAMI WHERE IT BE 86 DEGREES IN CHRISTMAS? BIH...
Dank, Girls, and The Game: #IamBrettKavanaugh
Let me explain. A few nights back, at bedtime, as we were ushering the girls upstairs, I leaned in to give my two-year-old daughter a snuggle. She pulled away. We do this sometimes; it’s our little game. So, playing my part, I feigned an indignant, overly-dramatic offense, which made her giggle. We were playing, of course, so naturally I leaned in again for my second attempt. Same pull-away. Same feigned offense. Same giggle.
On the third round, she began to lose interest in the game, and instead reached for her binky. I, being in possession of said binky, having just rinsed it off, held it up, just out of reach.
A bargaining chip.
It only took a split second. My wife and I exchanged an identical look of instant recognition. In that moment, I knew. I actually felt it, deeply and personally. I have always empathized, or at least tried to, but now I understood.
And it sickened me. And scared me.
Because how can you be part of the solution when you don’t even realize you’re still part of the problem?
Because the sense of entitlement is ingrained to the point of instinct.
Because we judge ourselves based on our intentions but judge others based on their actions.
And because the underlying danger isn’t reserved only for the risk of an overt assault, but in the fact that one’s intentions and actions can be completely incongruous without even realizing it.
Were my intentions in the little scene I described anything but those of a loving father? Of course not.
Did my actions equate in their severity to those of someone who forces himself on women? No.
Will it be easy for some reading this post to view it as overreaction or dismiss it as liberal brainwashing? Highly likely.
But the simple fact here is that even at the age of two, my little girl is learning what it means to be female.
She’s learning that her affection has value and that withholding it can have consequences.
That her consent, if not offered outright, will likely be subjected to coercion.
That there is a path of least resistance.
In recent days, I, like many, have struggled to reconcile the moment we are in, and to see a path forward. I’ve been enraged. Outraged. Incredulous. Helpless. Depressed. Angry.
But now I am resolute.
The change we need won’t *begin* with elected officials or judicial appointments. It will begin with each and every one of us taking a good hard look in the mirror; in our own individual ability to acknowledge our flaws and to be mindful of them in the behavior we model moving forward.
It begins by raising our sons to own their actions with humility.
It begins by raising our daughters to own their power without apology.
It begins by no longer tolerating a look-the-other-way culture of hypocrisy and calling out those who do loudly, publicly and relentlessly until they are shamed into self-reflection or out of positions of influence.
It begins right now.
(via Marc Giannettino)
#IamBrettKavanaugh Let me explain. A few nights back, at bedtime, as we were ushering the girls upstairs, I leaned in to give my two-year-o...
