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<p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/164606985835/wholesome-governator" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Wholesome Governator</p></blockquote> <p>Daaaaaaaaaaaang</p>: The Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best athletes in the world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5 18 hrs Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path you could learrn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear. If you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you Like Reply 155 4 hrs <p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/164606985835/wholesome-governator" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Wholesome Governator</p></blockquote> <p>Daaaaaaaaaaaang</p>

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<p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote> <p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>everything makes sense now</p> </blockquote> <p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HECKING FITE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>: "Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him," Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents <p><a href="https://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/160353109829/burningmanonacid-asgardreid-37q" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://burningmanonacid.tumblr.com/post/160353068345/asgardreid-37q-asgardreid-uchigtana" class="tumblr_blog">burningmanonacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158816317108" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://37q.tumblr.com/post/158816084717/uchigtana-2016-is-quite-a-year-ratfucking-is" class="tumblr_blog">37q</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://asgardreid.tumblr.com/post/158815984355" class="tumblr_blog">asgardreid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uchigtana.tumblr.com/post/141690106135/2016-is-quite-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">uchigtana</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2016 is quite a year</p></blockquote> <p>“Ratfucking is an American slang term for political sabotage or dirty tricks. It was first brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in their book All the President’s Men.” (<a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>everything makes sense now</p> </blockquote> <p>It took me a fucking year to realize what he meant because he refuses to speak like a regular human</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mxpl2NEgMKEt-Ocs3EkmpYA">@the-real-ted-cruz</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HECKING FITE ME</p> </blockquote> <p>&hellip;</p><p>Anyway, remember when Ted Cruz implied that he would hit Donald Trump with his car?</p>
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stoplikeliterallyno: fem-fatalist: spacecassette: bellaxiao: More celebrities need to call out ignorance and discrimination! T E R M I N A T E D “no one will ever remember you”  damn.  ^^^ right! Hasta la vista baby: JennyC @SteampunkMuppet FollowV Holy damn, Arnold is a damn savage. These guys inspire me! -0:10 x You and 23k others 455 Comments 1.1k Shares 303k Views Like Comment Share Top comments Write a comment. he Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best ainletes in the entire world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5 18 hrs Edited View previous replies Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill - actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you. Unlike Reply 155 4 hrs View more replies stoplikeliterallyno: fem-fatalist: spacecassette: bellaxiao: More celebrities need to call out ignorance and discrimination! T E R M I N A T E D “no one will ever remember you”  damn.  ^^^ right! Hasta la vista baby

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<p>Conan the Barbarian via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ngnIte">http://ift.tt/2ngnIte</a></p>: These guys inspire me! -0:10 x You and 23k others 455 Comments 1.1k Shares 303k Views 油Like Comment → Share Top comments Write a comment. he Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best ainletes in the entire world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5 18 hrs Edited View previous replies Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm v not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you. Unlike Reply 155 4 hrs View more replies <p>Conan the Barbarian via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ngnIte">http://ift.tt/2ngnIte</a></p>

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<p>We could all learn a little something from Arnold via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2nZQoGQ">http://ift.tt/2nZQoGQ</a></p>: These guys inspire me! -0:10 x You and 23k others 455 Comments 1.1k Shares 303k Views Like Comment Share Top comments Write a comment he Special Olympics make no sense. The Olympics are for the best atnletes in the entire world to compete against each other to determine who is the best. Having retards competing is doing the opposite! Like Reply 5-18 hrs Edited View previous replies Arnold Schwarzenegger As stupid and evil as this comment is, I'm not going to delete it or ban you (yet) because it's a teachable moment. You have two possible paths ahead. Right now, I guarantee you that these athletes have more courage, compassion, brains, skill - actually more of every positive human quality than you. So take their path - you could learn from them, and try to challenge yourself, to give back, to add something from the world. Or you can stay on your path, and keep being a sad, pitiful, jealous internet troll who adds nothing to the world but mocks anyone who does out of small-minded jealousy. I know what you really want is attention, so let me be clear: if you choose to keep going this way, no one will ever remember you. Unlike Reply-155-4 hrs View more replies <p>We could all learn a little something from Arnold via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2nZQoGQ">http://ift.tt/2nZQoGQ</a></p>

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roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize: About 11 years ago, sleep over with girls and boys. All lights are out for about 10 minutes. We have all settled down and gotten silent for sleeping. Then we hear a grown male voice clearly enunciate the word "what". Now, let me be clear. This was not a child's voice This was like hearing James Earl Jones say "what". There was about a 10 second silence and then one of the girls says "who said that?". Silence. Then one of the boys starts laughing uncontrollably. We turn the lights on and he is laughing so hard that he's crying Here we are all freaking out about some strange man in our room while we sleep and he's pissing himself laughing. He finally calms down enough to tell us that it wasn't a person who asked "what". He farted the word. His fart sounded exactly like the word "what". roadhonk: I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize

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roadhonk:I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize: About 11 years ago, sleep over with girls and boys. All lights are out for about 10 minutes. We have all settled down and gotten silent for sleeping. Then we hear a grown male voice clearly enunciate the word "what". Now, let me be clear. This was not a child's voice This was like hearing James Earl Jones say "what". There was about a 10 second silence and then one of the girls says "who said that?". Silence. Then one of the boys starts laughing uncontrollably. We turn the lights on and he is laughing so hard that he's crying Here we are all freaking out about some strange man in our room while we sleep and he's pissing himself laughing. He finally calms down enough to tell us that it wasn't a person who asked "what". He farted the word. His fart sounded exactly like the word "what". roadhonk:I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize

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See this is the difference between dogs and cats right here Bruh. Right here. Doggo chillin. He don't love the idea of a fruit helmet but he just chillin like "lemme know when we done so I can go pee on a tree 💦🌳😀." The cat, aww hell nah. Aw HELL nah. She litchrally plotting in her mind what she gon say to u on the car ride home: "Oh so that was funny to you. The lemon on my head was funny...to you. You know what this is feeling very one-way. Very, very one-way. I'm starting to make a list in my mind of what's in it for me...in this relationship. It's a short list, smash. It's like a grocery list, but not, like, a Costco list, you know? But like a list of three things I need for a quick grocery run and let me be clear - I like those three things - a LOT - ok? But there's a whoooole lot I'm NOT getting. Do you know what that feels like, smash? Do you? NO. I DON'T THINK YOU DO. IN FACT...I KNOW YOU DON'T. NO. NO. I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD TALK YET. THAT'S ANOTHER THING. YOU INTERRUPT. LET ME FINISH SMASH. WE STILL HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT LAST WEEK. THE LEMON HELMET IS THE TIP OF THE ICE BERG. THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT. GET COMFORTABLE SMASH..." 😫😂😂😂: I can't stop laughing at this e Dr Smashlove See this is the difference between dogs and cats right here Bruh. Right here. Doggo chillin. He don't love the idea of a fruit helmet but he just chillin like "lemme know when we done so I can go pee on a tree 💦🌳😀." The cat, aww hell nah. Aw HELL nah. She litchrally plotting in her mind what she gon say to u on the car ride home: "Oh so that was funny to you. The lemon on my head was funny...to you. You know what this is feeling very one-way. Very, very one-way. I'm starting to make a list in my mind of what's in it for me...in this relationship. It's a short list, smash. It's like a grocery list, but not, like, a Costco list, you know? But like a list of three things I need for a quick grocery run and let me be clear - I like those three things - a LOT - ok? But there's a whoooole lot I'm NOT getting. Do you know what that feels like, smash? Do you? NO. I DON'T THINK YOU DO. IN FACT...I KNOW YOU DON'T. NO. NO. I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD TALK YET. THAT'S ANOTHER THING. YOU INTERRUPT. LET ME FINISH SMASH. WE STILL HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT LAST WEEK. THE LEMON HELMET IS THE TIP OF THE ICE BERG. THERE'S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT. GET COMFORTABLE SMASH..." 😫😂😂😂

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Men lemme holla at y'all because u don't understand women. A girl could punch me. Kick me. Scream she hates me and wishes she never met me. Try to stab me. Slash my tires. Show up at my work. It don't matter. I know we good. She still love me. I just set her off a lil bit lol. Lil spat. We be good in no time, smashing it out in no time. If a woman roll her eyes tho. Let me be clear. Mayday fvcking mayday bruh. This just became an emergency. Fix this shit ASAP bro because your clock is ticking. She just downloaded Tinder and has already been swiped by five other dudes. Your days are numbered. She got Cody, age 27, investment banker, former lacrosse player, messaging her ass right now on some "U been to Flanahhan O'Shannahan's on Clark? They do a fun happy hour. We should meet after work ☺️." This is when u call a ammalance. Go straight to the Louis V store. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. This is not Community Chest. U in a race against time. Find the enthusiastic gay Asian sales associate. Let him walk thru the options in your budget. BUY IT AND TENDER THE GIFT. AND APOLOGIZE. YOUR SHIP SINKING BRUH. SHE ROLLED HER EYES. U FEEL ME. U ALMOST DEAD. THIS IS YOUR OXYGEN INFUSION. Best of luck to y'all. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂: "Hi, do you like our gang?" @Dr Smashlove Men lemme holla at y'all because u don't understand women. A girl could punch me. Kick me. Scream she hates me and wishes she never met me. Try to stab me. Slash my tires. Show up at my work. It don't matter. I know we good. She still love me. I just set her off a lil bit lol. Lil spat. We be good in no time, smashing it out in no time. If a woman roll her eyes tho. Let me be clear. Mayday fvcking mayday bruh. This just became an emergency. Fix this shit ASAP bro because your clock is ticking. She just downloaded Tinder and has already been swiped by five other dudes. Your days are numbered. She got Cody, age 27, investment banker, former lacrosse player, messaging her ass right now on some "U been to Flanahhan O'Shannahan's on Clark? They do a fun happy hour. We should meet after work ☺️." This is when u call a ammalance. Go straight to the Louis V store. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. This is not Community Chest. U in a race against time. Find the enthusiastic gay Asian sales associate. Let him walk thru the options in your budget. BUY IT AND TENDER THE GIFT. AND APOLOGIZE. YOUR SHIP SINKING BRUH. SHE ROLLED HER EYES. U FEEL ME. U ALMOST DEAD. THIS IS YOUR OXYGEN INFUSION. Best of luck to y'all. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
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