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Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
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Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
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Dude, Fafsa, and Lawyer: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce portraitofemmy: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.
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Beautiful, College, and Dude: Can you marry me 5:01 PM I just got back from my school and they said they cannot give me any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless l have a child, get married, or turn 24, so I have to get married Yeah ok I'll marry you I need a better fafsa application too Wait seriously Would you really do it Im doing actual research on it Are we doing this It would have to happen like lightning fast cause my next semester happens pretty damn soon I don't know how fast this happens lemme check Ughhhh okay so we'd need to get a marriage license which can be up to $30 depending on where we get it, and THEN we need to file for a marriage certificate I'm an ordained minister but idk if I could file my own marriage certificate get ordained and do it Can we go to Indiana? Let me check Dude Im so excited Its possible that I can get FAFSA to pay for an entire apartment for me to go to school in Milwaukee DUDE WHAT Okay so there's no minister registration required in lllinois so Yeah I'm looking that up right now Ive heard that if one partner commits adultery, thats grounds for a quicker divorce Yeah this sample form I'm looking at says "irretrievable breakdown" of marriage Worse comes to worse we can stage a fight but I think we can just say yeah it's not working out Does it include adultery divorce ranging from $15,000 to $30,000. Most of this money is spent on legal fees. So Fuck lawyers We don't need a lawyer We don't have kids we don't have property to divide up Oh thats only for a lawyer We don't have alimony to negotiate We're just two guys being dudes. Gettin a divorce illicitmemedealer: possiblestoner: marzipanandminutiae: A. imagine your otp B. dear gods this country has massive issues I’ve been looking for this post for ages The gay agenda was to legalize same sex marriage so that everyone regardless of sex/gender can scam the government out of money for college, and honestly I think that’s beautiful
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Abc, Advice, and Bitch: Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow I arrn in a school shootincg righi now.. 11:59 AM-14 Feb 2018 Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow Still locked in. I checked the local news and there is 20 victims. Long live Majory Stoneman Douglas High. Alex Harris @harrisalexc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, this is Alex from the Herald. Are you OK? Can you follow back so we can talk about what happened? Sam Cornwell 25 256 @Samcornwell -11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Are you following the advice you've been given under such an event? Ignore the reporters until you're absolutely safe, Aidan Sasha Pezenik @SashaPezenik 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Aidan! Really hope you're ok! I'm with ABC News... Could you DM ipossiblk:? Ashleigh Kaufman @Ashleigh Kauf 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan I'm with WPBF 25 News..Can we and ABC News have perimssion to use across our platforms/partners? Are you available to do a phone interview? WCBSTV @WCBSTV .10h EW Replying to @TheCaptainAidan HI i am with CBS news in NYC. Can we use your photos? We will credit you on TV and online. Please stay safe FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan We you're doing ok, Aidan! Please stay safe!! Did you shoot this photo? FOX 5 & Fox TV Stations group would like to use on all platforms until further notice. Is that ok? Thank you. Michelle Lopez @MichiNBC6-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan hi are you ok?! can @nbc6 use this pic for our newscast? Meghan @MeghanBZ2-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan @TheCaptainAidan I work at CBS in New York. Are you ok?? Please: stay safe an (BS hawe peemmision to usc this phoio across our platform? Christina Zdanowicz @stinaz27 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, are you OK? We hope you are safe. Mind following back so we can hear more about what's going on? following we can hear more about whars goinc bransrath: someoneintheshadow446: wynterroseskye: mother-teresa-with-a-dick: nunyabizni: bigwordsandsharpedges: loleepop-dizeez: knittedbreast: wombatactual: niggazinmoscow: These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING.. what do you expect from reporters. “Are you available to do a phone interview?” Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead.  This is 37,000 different types of revolting “was he white? If so” bitch what the fuck?! If he wasn’t white what you don’t care?! Isn’t that a leading question? Like if a lawyer said that to a witness in court wouldn’t that not fly? Journalists are crooks.  Was he white???
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Abc, Advice, and Fake: Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow I arrn in a school shootincg righi now.. 11:59 AM-14 Feb 2018 Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow Still locked in. I checked the local news and there is 20 victims. Long live Majory Stoneman Douglas High. Alex Harris @harrisalexc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, this is Alex from the Herald. Are you OK? Can you follow back so we can talk about what happened? Sam Cornwell 25 256 @Samcornwell -11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Are you following the advice you've been given under such an event? Ignore the reporters until you're absolutely safe, Aidan Sasha Pezenik @SashaPezenik 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Aidan! Really hope you're ok! I'm with ABC News... Could you DM ipossiblk:? Ashleigh Kaufman @Ashleigh Kauf 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan I'm with WPBF 25 News..Can we and ABC News have perimssion to use across our platforms/partners? Are you available to do a phone interview? WCBSTV @WCBSTV .10h IE Replying to @TheCaptainAidan HI i am with CBS news in NYC. Can we use your photos? We will credit you on TV and online. Please stay safe FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan We you're doing ok, Aidan! Please stay safe!! Did you shoot this photo? FOX 5 & Fox TV Stations group would like to use on all platforms until further notice. Is that ok? Thank you. Michelle Lopez @MichiNBC6-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan hi are you ok?! can @nbc6 use this pic for our newscast? Meghan @MeghanBZ2-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan @TheCaptainAidan I work at CBS in New York. Are you ok?? Please: stay safe an (BS hawe peemmision to usc this phoio across our platform? Christina Zdanowicz @stinaz27 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, are you OK? We hope you are safe. Mind following back so we can hear more about what's going on? following we can hear more about whars goinc <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171184197668/libertarirynn-bigwordsandsharpedges" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171184058864/bigwordsandsharpedges-loleepop-dizeez" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/171105556166/loleepop-dizeez-knittedbreast-wombatactual" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loleepop-dizeez.tumblr.com/post/171102217496/knittedbreast-wombatactual-niggazinmoscow" class="tumblr_blog">loleepop-dizeez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://knittedbreast.tumblr.com/post/171083732864/wombatactual-niggazinmoscow-these-reporters" class="tumblr_blog">knittedbreast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wombatactual.tumblr.com/post/171013517213/niggazinmoscow-these-reporters-underneath-this" class="tumblr_blog">wombatactual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niggazinmoscow.tumblr.com/post/170898594808/these-reporters-underneath-this-post-are-trash" class="tumblr_blog">niggazinmoscow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING..<br/></p></blockquote> <p style="">what do you expect from reporters. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“Are you available to do a phone interview?”<br/></p> <p>Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eedda42d7cd733606085629bf7a5eea7/tumblr_inline_p4fv2fSee81uin74b_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324" data-tumblr-attribution="various-cartoon-awesomeness:QWVHYLOXrkjhpdYIYk0VuA:Zb_Vze2T2FnCb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c424de591307550f3a01fa675363ef3/tumblr_p10ulyDjgc1w27jeoo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000" id="geom_inter_17_1519167236498_66"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69b59e9bb533bccc8252704516ffe73b/tumblr_inline_p4h0xw97vI1s402vm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“Did you see the shooter? Was he white?“ I am having a seizure. Please tell me that’s fake.</p> </blockquote> <p>No, <a href="https://www.poynter.org/news/imposter-tweets-made-it-even-harder-reporter-cover-florida-school-shooting">that one is fake</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Thank goodness. I can keep a tiny shred of faith for humanity tucked away.</p>
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Abc, Advice, and Fake: Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow I arrn in a school shootincg righi now.. 11:59 AM-14 Feb 2018 Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow Still locked in. I checked the local news and there is 20 victims. Long live Majory Stoneman Douglas High. Alex Harris @harrisalexc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, this is Alex from the Herald. Are you OK? Can you follow back so we can talk about what happened? Sam Cornwell 25 256 @Samcornwell -11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Are you following the advice you've been given under such an event? Ignore the reporters until you're absolutely safe, Aidan Sasha Pezenik @SashaPezenik 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Aidan! Really hope you're ok! I'm with ABC News... Could you DM ipossiblk:? Ashleigh Kaufman @Ashleigh Kauf 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan I'm with WPBF 25 News..Can we and ABC News have perimssion to use across our platforms/partners? Are you available to do a phone interview? WCBSTV @WCBSTV .10h IE Replying to @TheCaptainAidan HI i am with CBS news in NYC. Can we use your photos? We will credit you on TV and online. Please stay safe FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan We you're doing ok, Aidan! Please stay safe!! Did you shoot this photo? FOX 5 & Fox TV Stations group would like to use on all platforms until further notice. Is that ok? Thank you. Michelle Lopez @MichiNBC6-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan hi are you ok?! can @nbc6 use this pic for our newscast? Meghan @MeghanBZ2-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan @TheCaptainAidan I work at CBS in New York. Are you ok?? Please: stay safe an (BS hawe peemmision to usc this phoio across our platform? Christina Zdanowicz @stinaz27 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, are you OK? We hope you are safe. Mind following back so we can hear more about what's going on? following we can hear more about whars goinc <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/171105556166/loleepop-dizeez-knittedbreast-wombatactual" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://loleepop-dizeez.tumblr.com/post/171102217496/knittedbreast-wombatactual-niggazinmoscow" class="tumblr_blog">loleepop-dizeez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://knittedbreast.tumblr.com/post/171083732864/wombatactual-niggazinmoscow-these-reporters" class="tumblr_blog">knittedbreast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wombatactual.tumblr.com/post/171013517213/niggazinmoscow-these-reporters-underneath-this" class="tumblr_blog">wombatactual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niggazinmoscow.tumblr.com/post/170898594808/these-reporters-underneath-this-post-are-trash" class="tumblr_blog">niggazinmoscow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING..<br/></p></blockquote> <p style="">what do you expect from reporters. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“Are you available to do a phone interview?”<br/></p> <p>Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eedda42d7cd733606085629bf7a5eea7/tumblr_inline_p4fv2fSee81uin74b_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324" data-tumblr-attribution="various-cartoon-awesomeness:QWVHYLOXrkjhpdYIYk0VuA:Zb_Vze2T2FnCb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c424de591307550f3a01fa675363ef3/tumblr_p10ulyDjgc1w27jeoo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000" id="geom_inter_17_1519167236498_66"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69b59e9bb533bccc8252704516ffe73b/tumblr_inline_p4h0xw97vI1s402vm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“Did you see the shooter? Was he white?“ I am having a seizure. Please tell me that’s fake.</p>
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