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The Cursed Apartment™: A captainlovelxce hey have i ever told y'all about my cursed apartment building cursed how, you say???? well, here's the thing: no-one can fuckin see it. let me explain further i live in a tiny flat in a big red brick building with huge windows. it has a driveway with two columns on either side - not a thing you usually see in this area. it is opposite a bus stop and several corner shops. it is on a main, busy road. most significantly, it is attached to a church. a well- known church with a big pink sign on the front. all things that would make it easy to spot, right???? like if i gave that list of distinguishing features to someone along with my address then they'd be able to find my flat easily, right??? well APPARENTLY NOT we have never once had a delivery to our flat (outside of the usual postal service) where we haven't been called by a lost courier usually, they are about thirty seconds away. "i'm by the church and i don't know where to go from here," they say. so we tell them, "it's the building right next to the church!! the one you're outside. that church. it's the next building along. it's opposite a bus stop and it has a driveway with two big columns." without fail, they call back 5-10 minutes later, still lost. i have answered calls from both lost delivery people and friends where i've been able to see them standing in front of the driveway, from my window a friend of mine once drove past my building three times, while on the phone to me, getting increasingly panicked that she couldn't figure out where she was going. she parked in a nearby road and i had to walk to her car and guide her to the driveway however, my flatmate and i found this place when we were flat-hunting first time, no trouble, and we don't know what that means other than i guess this place chose us and the rent is so cheap because the estate thousand years who agents were so relieved to find the first people in could actually see this fuckin building today a food delivery person called me to say he was outside the church, was told to go to the next building along, (a 20 second journey on foot) and arrived at my door 20 minutes later, saying, "sorry, i went to the back of this building by mistake. weird right???" this building doesn't have a back it backs onto the rest of the church it doesn't have a back where did he go toastynoneofyourbusiness There's probably a wizard's pub somewhere around there and the spell keeps overlapping with the nearby buildings. captainlovelxce i haven't really been interacting with the notes on this post bc it blew up unexpectedly and i've been rly busy, but reblogging again to say - holy fuck, there is actually a pub just down the road that's all boarded up and derelict but i HAVE seen people go in and out of it and sometimes you can see a light on in the upstairs window Source:motherfortuna #bahahahahah #sacred space #fairy circle 92,553 notes The Cursed Apartment™
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*About YouTuber Onision* know this isn’t a meme, but it would mean the world to me if Pewds would see this and maybe get is to be a topic in PewNews (if he ever makes another one). This is so important to me and light needs to be shed on it.: O 1 0 60% 6:04 PM l ROGERS Post festivebuckteeblokland This is very important to me bc this is insane This is Shiloh, her stage name is lyldoll. In 2011 Shiloh WAS 18, and was in a relationship with a YouTuber named Onision (real name Greg) WHO WAS 26 in 2011. Okay so let me explain to you why this man is a sociopath. So when Onision stared dating Shiloh he had just divorced his ex wife FOR Shiloh. Many people refer to Onision as a "Groomer" which is A older person training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time, and having sexual relations with them as soon as they turn 18. Throughout their relationship, Onision has been abusive as FUCK. The emotional, verbal, physical and sexual abuse got to the point where Shiloh experienced grand mal seizures because of the stress and trauma of it all, also leading her to lose her memory Onision would upload various videos to YouTube of 'skits' where they would yell at eachother and be abusive, making Shiloh think that the abuse was normal and making Onision feel better about abusing her. Onision would force Shiloh to have sex with him up to 8 times a day (sociopath) At one point Onision shaves her head At many times he would call the cops on her and flip the whole script blaming her for everything Since then, Onision has been put on blast for talking to and viewing nudes of underaged girls. Many females have come out about this subject and put him on blast for sexually abusing them They're is a lot of proof, a lot of leaked footage and many screenshots. recently Shiloh did a 1 hour interview with Chris Hansen telling her Entire relationship story. I have to not reason to not believe her Onision after being exposed had gotten his patreon taken down ( I can't believe people were still supporting him financially) and has been uploading a handful of 3 min videos to YouTube of various mental breakdowns WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILL HAVE CUSTODY OF HIS CHILDREN. This is important to me because the thought of someone being capable of something like this is insane Shiloh, or lyldoll, now has grown as a person, SHE IS THRIVING. she is so talented, SHE LOOKS LIKE THE BADDEST andI am over the moon that she is okay. *About YouTuber Onision* know this isn’t a meme, but it would mean the world to me if Pewds would see this and maybe get is to be a topic in PewNews (if he ever makes another one). This is so important to me and light needs to be shed on it.
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yeahhiyellow: madisactuallyscreeching: wildhaunt: cazador-red: eternal-dannation: jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings. im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂 Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer What is Color Theory? I think y’all are missing the point here. You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood” like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct. this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities Homicide detectives: why are you dragging that bleeding corpse around? Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory… @yeahhiyellow I found it. The post. I’ve wanted to show you. Fuck color theory. Omg this is the best post ever 😂 It looks like blood? No it’s cOlOr THeOry : So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but I'm not too sure they really thought things out yeahhiyellow: madisactuallyscreeching: wildhaunt: cazador-red: eternal-dannation: jhenne-bean: forlovefromfear: diasporanpapi: youthful-pills: ichigo-hiyoko: mintymaiden: gildatheplant: Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys. I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings. im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂 Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something Xoxo -Designer What is Color Theory? I think y’all are missing the point here. You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood” like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct. this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities Homicide detectives: why are you dragging that bleeding corpse around? Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory… @yeahhiyellow I found it. The post. I’ve wanted to show you. Fuck color theory. Omg this is the best post ever 😂 It looks like blood? No it’s cOlOr THeOry
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OP gets a their manager fired and a free week's vacation! This one has it all folks: 8:28 Allergies are not imp E C /t/MaliciousCompliance MAllergies are not important to The Home 12.4k Depot. (self. MaliciousCompliance) 434 comments MaliciousCompliance 7 hours ago by this happened about 5 years ago, and I haven't been to the home depot in question in a long time. Names have been changed for privacy. In high school, I was working at the local home depot as a head cashier. I kept track of all the active registers and made sure things ran smoothly. I held this position for quite some time (1-2 years) and enjoyed it pretty well. Customers were nice, and my coworkers were mostly craftsmen and gardeners, all with interesting stories to share. before we go further, let me explain something. I am allergic to nearly every form of pollen. I mean EVERY form. I take allergy medication, but even then if I am in close proximity to flowers for too long (>30 minutes) I will begin to break out in hives and throwup most of the time. so after about three months working in the winter, the spring season was upon us (the worst season for my allergies). One day, about three of our garden section cashiers called off sick. They are pretty reliable people so I had no problem finding people to cover for them. As l come to my manager to inform them of the position changes, my manager looks at me and says "You can handle the garden section on your own, can't you?". I inform my manager that I could cover it for at most 15 minutes before my allergies flare up and ill have to leave he states "we don't have any documents on file that state you are not fit to work in the garden section, so unless you come to me with a doctor's note stating your allergies, I couldn't give less of a fuck." I don't know who shit in his cheerios that morning, but l complied, saying "I want to be sure of what you are asking, you want me to work in a section which is hazardous to my health instead of placing equally capable employees in that section?" "Did I stutter?" he said "Ok, sure" I said I make my way down to the garden section, and immediately my eyes are stinging. I decide that I am going to stick it out for my boss's sake, no matter how shitty my service becomes. the first 10 minutes are pretty uneventful, but then a customer asks me about the rash on my arms "The Home Depot does not care about allergies," I say "as I do not have official paperwork" this customer looks extremely concerned, asking for my manager's name. at this point, I was feeling nausea hit me, I throw up in the trash can at the register, turn back to smile (as well as I could) and say "I work under The customer reassures me that I will be ok, and tells me I should head home. Turns out, this guy, higher-up at the home depot's regional management and was my boss's boss. So, naturally, I comply with the chain of command and head to the locker room to pack up. was a As I am packing, me I have no right to leave yet and that my shift is not over for another 5 hours. comes in, fuming and cursing, telling I simply say face gets redder as he threatens to fire me, saying I was lying and tells me to go back out. told me to go home" I comply, knowing that I will see on my way out. pass nick, still in the orange apron, and he asks me where I am going. I say that expression goes from concerned to furious, as he takes my apron from me and tells me l'll be paid for the full shift and to go home. old me to go back to work. Nick's I come into work the next day to see tha. been removed from the office. I ask our HR rep what happened, and apparently, after I had left, proceeded to perform an audit on all of his past employee complaints. This guy had been throwing out complaints for the past 5 years. Need less to say, there was an opening for the store management position, and I was given a week's vacation for my troubles. My satisfaction was huge. nameplate has 's office and stormed Edit: I realize now that the title may look like I am putting down Home Depot. That wasn't my intent, I just wanted to recount my experience. OP gets a their manager fired and a free week's vacation! This one has it all folks
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