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Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little dra
on itI loved it... I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a
Wild Thing on it. I wrote, Dear Jim: I loved your card. Then I got a
letter back from his mother and she said, Jim loved your card so
much he ate it.' That to me was one of the highest compliments
I've ever received. He didn't care that it was an original Maurice
Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.
Love you so much I’m going to eat you
Love you so much I’m going to eat you
Memes, Muslim, and News: 4 News
We defend the right
of Muslim women,
"A woman who wears a niqab or a burka is still our sister."
TUC General Secretary Frances O'Grady criticises Boris Johnson for saying that some veiled Muslim women look like "letter boxes" and "bank robbers".
"A woman who wears a niqab or a burka is still our sister." TUC General Secretary Frances O'Grady criticises Boris Johnson for saying that...
Dank, Memes, and Shit: A
letter
for you
just because no one
can see your struggle
every minute of the
day doesn't mean it's
not valid, I am
proud of you and
the people going through
this shit too
think you're amazing
dank-wholesome-memes:Look at this WHOLESOME SHOOB!
dank-wholesome-memes:Look at this WHOLESOME SHOOB!
Bitch, Cookies, and Target: 2
3
BITCH BETT
HAVE MY
COOKIES
DUVET
KIND OF
the-soft-green-prompt-archive:
Upon request, it’s a pyjama prompt. My previous pyjama prompt focused on shorter pjs, so this one is exclusively long and warm pjs!As usual with drawing prompts, you reblog it, accept requests and your followers can send you a letter + number + character and you’ll then draw them in that outfit! (Perfectly okay to reblog if you want your followers to send you a prompt- actually please do!)
the-soft-green-prompt-archive: Upon request, it’s a pyjama prompt. My previous pyjama prompt focused on shorter pjs, so this one is exclusi...
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Spanish, Tumblr, and Faded: WHAT IF ENGLISH WERE
PHONETICALLY
CONSISTENT?
selenityshiroi:
jonphaedrus:
queenofperv:
it-begins-with-rain:
The greatest video since “The History of Japan”
#this goes through so many stages of sounding like#the speaker has#anything from#an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD#to my ears at least#aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us#english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules#for when the letter becomes a different sound#in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward#english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2)
@patrexes
This sounds like a Welsh person taking the piss out of English for being stupid.
They would be justified.
I mean a lot of those vowel sounds did previously exist in those words and just faded from use over time. As he progresses he sounds a lot closer to Middle and Old English.
selenityshiroi: jonphaedrus: queenofperv: it-begins-with-rain: The greatest video since “The History of Japan” #this goes through so ma...
Chihuahua, Frozen, and Lawyer: Husky telling Human he's scared of the
water
@DrSmashlove
(SOUND ON 🔊) “BIH. LISTEN. LISTEN ONLY ONCE BC IMMA ONLY TELL U ONCE. WHEN I TOLD U I LIKE WATER. I SAID: ‘frozen kind.’ ICE. U FEEL ME? SNOW. SLEET. HAIL. SOLID WATER. THE TYPE THAT CRUNCH. OK? IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM DID I SAY I’M DOWN WITH WATER THAT AIN’T FROZEN. DO U SEE ME. WHAT CHU THINK WOLFIE IS A CHIHUAHUA? DID U MIX ME WITH A CHIHUAHUA. *ANSWER ME!* DO I STRIKE U AS A LIL A$$ CHIHUAHUA? WHAT PURSE DO I FIT IN BISH I’M ANTARCTIC! DON’T U SEE THIS GREY AND WHITE MINK FUR COAT? I AIN’T TROPICAL BIH! I NEVER HAD A PLANTAIN OR A MANGO IN MY LIFE! BIH! U GOT ME HECKED UP! EXPECT A LETTER FROM MY LAWYER. YES. TED - YES. I’M SORRY I DIDN’T WANT TO BRING LAWYERS INTO THIS BUT LOOK OUT FOR A LETTER FROM Mr. Rosenstein. ESQUIRE. ESQ 👏 HECKING 👏 QUIRE 👏 I DID NOT SAY WARM WATER, GOODBYE.” 😂😂😂
(SOUND ON 🔊) “BIH. LISTEN. LISTEN ONLY ONCE BC IMMA ONLY TELL U ONCE. WHEN I TOLD U I LIKE WATER. I SAID: ‘frozen kind.’ ICE. U FEEL ME? SNO...
God, Jesus, and Memes: ALRIGHT... STEADY
STEADY..
WAIT.. IS THAT A...
OH MY GOD...
OH JESUS CHRIST. WHAT
ARE THEY DOING?!
OH NO. OH NO...
THAT'S DISGUSTING
OOH, TURDUCKEN!
BANG!
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$20 says you can’t like this post and comment “turkey” letter by letter without being interrupted 😂
$20 says you can’t like this post and comment “turkey” letter by letter without being interrupted 😂
Memes, Money, and Yeah: CHECK IT OUT. THESE
ARE MY KIDS
OH YEAH? CHECK
OUT MY KIDS
THAT S JUST
MONEY.
EXACTLY
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$20 says you can’t comment “money” letter by letter without being interrupted
$20 says you can’t comment “money” letter by letter without being interrupted
![Memes, Teacher, and Boom: k Omar NajamDE
@OmarNajam
teacher sees students sharing a note*
Teacher: why don't you read that out
loud
Student: [reading note] Dear teacher,
this is an intervention. Your methods of
discipline via public humiliation are
uninspired carbon copies of Hollywood
tropes. We wrote this letter as a class.
Boom. Roasted. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2vEGDDu](https://pics.me.me/thumb_k-omar-najamde-omarnajam-teacher-sees-students-sharing-a-note-35495255.png)