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Never, Lettuce, and This: We don't taco bout this. Lettuce pretend it never happened..

We don't taco bout this. Lettuce pretend it never happened..

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Being Alone, Charlie, and Life: 387 21:33 337 BeepBeep_lettuce SirWhySoSerious NATIONAL LIBERATION FRONT ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC OF VIETNAM Players 34 odstsnake Players 28 Canasian Rifleman SLUAUKAGHARLE Surf NTer Jugganuts Cookie the Dipshit Cringe Bro awesoman519 nirvana] warner Score Kills Ping Score Kills Ping 236 198 12 152 316 11 1750 54 461 36 84 Dr. Guben Fraben 136 315 92 438 13 Tom Hanks 148 104 338 128 303 11 304 き 271 Capitalist Casualty Mr.Rogers extatikgam3r BeepBeep lettuce Spooky Billy S Cut My Life Into Pie 132 249 14 246 88 237 5 156 213 84 272 100 162 203 SQUAD 2: BRAV0 857 28 200 7 96 193 FaolanCifer 357 92 124 128 5A 404 Mercy NOVAG XLASHER Dr. Rooster 188 Magicman 100 184 11 C JFK shot first 134 2 88 181 152 178m liquidis54 Moneyman12237 John Wayne 97 224 177 20 136 140 66 148 165 QuantumToast 15 136 150 136 182m SQUAD 1: ALPHA 39 DVLDOGG98 765 146 7 108 Blunt Sabbath Anardrius 245 27 96 88 144 15 132 CanasianRifleman SQUAD 3: CHARLIE D Cringe Bro Oz) Jugganuts niEvanal wamer Charlemagne Praetorian of Ideolo blindpower SQUAD 5: ECHO NorweigenKilla1982 [JUO] HESSIKIN burningeagle Cremé-de-la Kremlin 参 222 3 142 156 188 7 96 137 1 140 110 2 92 136 4 96 136 244 397 6 Sgt Weems Deluxe Penguin five CB! meatdreidel69 170 2 124 135 144 JUO] Bruce Nasty 143 2 164 131 11 152 Evesomalia Cookie the Dipshit Sydalo 59 128 129 96 Dale Gribble 25 5 126 152 96 SQUAD 4: DELTA Sevengine 351 19 108 4 96 き 185 lupengh Newo II Smaug The Greedy Pretentious Pirate 8 156 72 12 280 1 118 7 124 65 128 148 ZLATO6 Nickolas_Ivanov 48 4 120 57 SQUAD 6: FOXTROT Equality is funtasti Unchained Beast 278 6 41 2 100 SxS Sawn Off 128 SirWhySoSerious Tim Allen 109 2 37 100 168m() hawaii's finest 104 1 136 20 2 148 ThePotatoSoldier shiggydiggy Xi Chimp iX 65 132 17 1 236 UNASSIGNED 0 120 longliveROC 22 2 228 SPECTATORS: 3 Snorlax. [LMB ] Enable Mouse Cursor DEMILITARIZED ZONE TERRITORIES G7 620/1 30 0 24/7 D ATED LINUX BOX! TERRITORIES ROUND 1/2 300 When I set out to build a Linux game server for my favorite game, I never expected it to have a full server... let alone on one of the first nights! THANKS to everyone that joined! You made my night.
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Arrow, French, and Asking: Guys I found a tortoise. I gave it some lettuce but it speaks French and keeps asking me about an arrow that’s stands or something

Guys I found a tortoise. I gave it some lettuce but it speaks French and keeps asking me about an arrow that’s stands or something

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Time, Lettuce, and She: It's Echo's first time washing eating lettuce! She really likes it. :)

It's Echo's first time washing eating lettuce! She really likes it. :)

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Bad, Doctor, and Food: I left a supermarket one morning and this big guy stopped me asking for money for food because he was hungry. I did not have any cash with me at the time, so I offered him what I got in my bag and this is literally how the conversation went. "nah, I am lactose intolerant". A tub of Greek yogurt? A carton of eggs?- "I don't have any way to cook it". This kinds of make sense. That means he probably does not want the rib eye steak I had right next to the eggs, either; so I was not even going to bother asking. How about a loaf of Ezekiel bread and almond butter? "Nah, I can't. I am allergic to gluten". But, it is gluten free, it said so on the bag. "Nah, carbs are not good for me" He rubbed his big belly, I got the point So, do you want the almond butter? It is organic. "Nah, I am allergic to nuts" All I have left in the bag were some lettuce, a bundle of bananas, a bag of grapes and a couple of apples. I asked if he want those and he said that he could not have any since he was also diabetic! "I am sorry, man. I don't have anything else" I am picking up my bag and getting ready to leave. "You know, down the street is a Five Guys burger" he countered "I could go for a burger and maybe a shake." I am sorry homeless man, but my doctor would not recommend a Five Guys burger and a shake diet to me if I am diabetic and have half of the allergies you do, so I have to pass on your suggestion. I don't know if I should feel bad for not being able to help the man eat or feel better that I actually saved him from himself. Generous offer of food refused

Generous offer of food refused

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