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41 Tumblr Posts That Are Made To Improve Your Mood – Sarcasm: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs Following @KaiserNeko Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con, "How do you feel about people making lewd art of your characters?" He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and said, 'This will happen to your show." 10:50 PM 26 Oct 2018 19 Retweets 42 Likes t19 42 thedarksideoflimbo Three things I find hilarious about this: 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will, most definitely, become porn. 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely, become porn faeforge Pffft!!!!! Disney doesn't just have examples of said porn!! Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in our area One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on" and goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper. What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged through "a history of Disney animation- porn edition" See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on Disney ip's while employed.. The jokes on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut will 'ruin your art career') So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was just a chunk of it Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell. ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows. So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but they official porn You're welcome Source: maswartz 41 Tumblr Posts That Are Made To Improve Your Mood – Sarcasm
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rg3ef tg5yhb645rvtctghyygtfrgt5hy6ujio7m6u5yntrdfdx: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con, "How do you feel about people making lewd art of your characters?" He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and said, 'This will happen to your show. 10-50 PM 26 Oct 2018 19 Retweets 42 Likes (e e'。叭魁 D ( ) Three things I find hilarious about this: 1: Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will, most definitely, become porn. 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely become porn. faeforge Pmtilll Disney doesn't just have examples of said pornl! Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in our area One of them used to work for Disney, So we are hanging out at his apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on and goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper. What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged through a history of Disney animation- porn edition See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the reasons they are reviled in the industry But the rule was set in place to basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on Disney ip's while employed. The jokes on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut will 'ruin your art career) Sol Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every artist knew about the smut vaulad our buddy here had photocopieda chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was just a chunk of it. Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hell ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows. So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but they official porn. You're welcome. Source: maswartz rg3ef tg5yhb645rvtctghyygtfrgt5hy6ujio7m6u5yntrdfdx
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Rule 34 is a universal constant: Scott "Hug Honey" Fearichs @KaiserNeko Following Fun fact: I once asked Jeff Goode (creator of Jake Long: American Dragon) at a furry con, "How do you feel about people making lewd art of your characters?" He said, "Oh, Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of Kim Possible porn and said, 'This will happen to your show." 10:50 PM-26 Oct 2018 19 Retweets 42 Likes thedarksideoflimbo Three things l find hilarious about this 1:Jeff Goode goes to Furry Cons 2: Disney acknowledges and prepares show creators that their show will, most definitely, become porn 3: Disney has examples on hand of how said show will, most definitely become porn faeforge Disney doesn't just have examples of said porn! Ok story time. Yeaaaars ago i dated an animator chick. During that short time together we ran around a lot and met a bunch of industry people in our area One of them used to work for Disney. So we are hanging out at his apartment and conversation being what it is he kinda says "hold on" and goes off to dig in the closet. He comes back and sets down a couple STACKS (and im talking foot high) of printer paper What followed were a couple hours of hysterical laughing as we paged through "a history of Disney animation- porn edition" See Disney has this weird rule in their artist contracts- everything you create while in their employ is THEIRS. Even in the off time. Its one of the reasons they are reviled in the industry. But the rule was set in place to basically steal good ideas from their staff or force them to ONLY work on Disney ip's while employed The jokes on them though. They didn't count on most artists being giant perverts (this story is also why i laugh when people tell me drawing smut will ruin your art career') So! Disney being bastards ended up earning them smut of everything they've ever created. And also per their policies they had to keep it. Every artist knew about the smut vault and our buddy here had photocopied a chunk of it. Yes... 2-3 feet of smut was just a chunk of it Snow white? Rescue rangers? Goofy? Minnie? Micky? Beauty and the beast? Aladdin? Yup you name it it was there. Some of it was mild. The topless little mermaid stuff made sense at least. Some was raunchy as hel ALL OF IT in the animation style of the films and shows So yes, not only does Disney know there will be porn, have the porn, but they official porn You're welcome Source: maswartz Rule 34 is a universal constant
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So this is the post I have probably gotten the most heat from. (Reference previous post) A major network flew me to NYC to be on a talk show where I got yelled at by the host and the audience for 10 minutes about how offensive it was. I seriously couldn't believe some of the stuff I heard, but I still cashed the check 💁🏻‍♂️: Florida veteran convinces two female officers to have "3-way" instead of giving him a ticket Posted 6/12/2018 9:47am EST Updated 6/12/2018 9:58am EST Winners and losers from the Trump-Kim summit Trump's.optimistic news conference after mecting with Kim Jong Un.annotated -View Comments Trump-Kim summit: Trump says U.S, will end its 'war games' with South Korea Daniel Sharp 32, an Marine Corps combat veteran, was pulled over at 3am leaving a Taco Bell for going 29mph in a 20mph zone. Then two unidentified female deputies began to approach the vehicle and that's when the real trouble began. Instead of handing over his Florida issued drivers license and proof of insurance, Sharp began to seduce the officers and they began to perform sexual acts in the back of the vehicle. (Orange County records) Other officers arrived on the scene to find both deputies and Mr Sharp fully undressed and in the middle of lewd acts in public. A spokesperson So this is the post I have probably gotten the most heat from. (Reference previous post) A major network flew me to NYC to be on a talk show where I got yelled at by the host and the audience for 10 minutes about how offensive it was. I seriously couldn't believe some of the stuff I heard, but I still cashed the check 💁🏻‍♂️

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happydurazno: polymorphic-sentient-space-rocks: tervbangs: kys: Open Question Show me another Parents want to kick me out of the house!? My mom was cleaning my room and my safe was left open by mistake and she found about 40 dickgit hentai comics I had paid around a thousand doliars for as well as signed headshots of my favorite pornstars and threw them in the garbagelll And sald she had never been so disgusted in her life and that I need to get a social life In revenge I logged into her facebook account (autosave passwords ftw) and went hogwild, I posted on a pic of her violin students boyfriend "mmm he's a hottie! I wanna suck his cock" and sent a long and filthy letter to a guy she went to highschool with about how she hated my father and all the screwed up sexual things she wanted to do to him. I basically spent 3 hours vulgarly insulting and coming on to all her friends and posting lewd comments on their pics and status I figured my mom would basically go touche and consider it tit for tat after what she did, but she FREAKED OUT and broke down crying when she saw what I did, She personally apologized to EVERY single one of her friends when she could have just made a "My son has a werid sense of humor, sorry guys!" status update. Now she wants to kick me out of the housel Fm 31 and have never had a job, what the hell am supposed to do? Is there any way I can smooth this over? Make her breakfast in bed or something77277 Heipli hours ag0-4 days left to answer Answer Question happydurazno: polymorphic-sentient-space-rocks: tervbangs: kys
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Eight women have accused television host Charlie Rose of making unwanted sexual advances towards them over the last 20 years. All of the women that came out against Rose were either employees of the “Charlie Rose Show,” or were aspiring employees. As a result of the claims, the show has been cancelled from most major media networks. The allegations against Mr. Rose include making lewd phone calls, walking around naked in the presence of the women, and groping their breasts, buttocks or genital areas. __ Mr. Rose responded to the accusations with a statement: “It is essential that these women know I hear them and that I deeply apologize for my inappropriate behavior. I am greatly embarrassed. I have behaved insensitively at times, and I accept responsibility for that, though I do not believe that all of these allegations are accurate. I always felt that I was pursuing shared feelings, even though I now realize I was mistaken.: U.S. NEWS ANOTHER CASE Nov. 20 | Charlie Rose accussed of sexual harassment by eight women _with acts of nudity, groping and lewd calls. Eight women have accused television host Charlie Rose of making unwanted sexual advances towards them over the last 20 years. All of the women that came out against Rose were either employees of the “Charlie Rose Show,” or were aspiring employees. As a result of the claims, the show has been cancelled from most major media networks. The allegations against Mr. Rose include making lewd phone calls, walking around naked in the presence of the women, and groping their breasts, buttocks or genital areas. __ Mr. Rose responded to the accusations with a statement: “It is essential that these women know I hear them and that I deeply apologize for my inappropriate behavior. I am greatly embarrassed. I have behaved insensitively at times, and I accept responsibility for that, though I do not believe that all of these allegations are accurate. I always felt that I was pursuing shared feelings, even though I now realize I was mistaken.
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<p><a href="https://cafe-anteiku.tumblr.com/post/165987044413/oh-whoops-i-added-sound-to-some-animations-made" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cafe-anteiku</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh whoops, I added sound to some animations made by……me. Hope you enjoy my first 2 lewd animations! The third animation is a collab (I only did the initial pose and lighting) with <b><a href="https://dismaysfm.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">DismaySFM</a></b></p><p>Thanks to all the animators who gave me feedback, I hope to continue and improve with each animation. And also</p><h2><b>thanks for 5000 followers!</b></h2><p><b><br/></b></p><h2><b>Animation #1 (from da back)<br/></b><b><a href="https://webmshare.com/play/NKBbm" target="_blank">webmshare </a>/ <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/qk6r0u.webm" target="_blank">catbox</a></b></h2><h2><b><br/></b><b>Animation #2 (Rukia x Chappy)<br/></b><b><a href="https://webmshare.com/play/EBRvy" target="_blank">webmshare </a>/ <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/75u674.webm" target="_blank">catbox</a></b></h2><h2><b><br/></b><b>Animation #3 (collab)<br/></b><b><a href="https://webmshare.com/play/qNZJ3" target="_blank">webmshare </a>/ <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/qlry3x.webm" target="_blank">catbox</a></b></h2><p><b><br/></b></p><figure data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="324" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee53fa1c578449a10835a107d7cdd0ca/tumblr_inline_ox6h18VzEC1ulxy4k_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="324"/></figure><p>If you like my sound work and animations, then consider joining my Discord channel for </p><p><b>Early Access - </b>see my stuff weeks ahead of time as well as WIPs for upcoming animations. <b>I have a THIRD Rukia animation posted in the Discord right now. Come check it out.</b></p><p><b>Requests -</b> I don’t take requests on tumblr anymore, and having a dedicated room for requests makes things much easier to keep track of</p><h2>Early Access Discord:<b> <a href="https://discord.gg/UvDN6PV" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/UvDN6PV</a></b></h2></blockquote>: SOUND <p><a href="https://cafe-anteiku.tumblr.com/post/165987044413/oh-whoops-i-added-sound-to-some-animations-made" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cafe-anteiku</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh whoops, I added sound to some animations made by……me. Hope you enjoy my first 2 lewd animations! The third animation is a collab (I only did the initial pose and lighting) with <b><a href="https://dismaysfm.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">DismaySFM</a></b></p><p>Thanks to all the animators who gave me feedback, I hope to continue and improve with each animation. And also</p><h2><b>thanks for 5000 followers!</b></h2><p><b><br/></b></p><h2><b>Animation #1 (from da back)<br/></b><b><a href="https://webmshare.com/play/NKBbm" target="_blank">webmshare </a>/ <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/qk6r0u.webm" target="_blank">catbox</a></b></h2><h2><b><br/></b><b>Animation #2 (Rukia x Chappy)<br/></b><b><a href="https://webmshare.com/play/EBRvy" target="_blank">webmshare </a>/ <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/75u674.webm" target="_blank">catbox</a></b></h2><h2><b><br/></b><b>Animation #3 (collab)<br/></b><b><a href="https://webmshare.com/play/qNZJ3" target="_blank">webmshare </a>/ <a href="https://files.catbox.moe/qlry3x.webm" target="_blank">catbox</a></b></h2><p><b><br/></b></p><figure data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="324" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ee53fa1c578449a10835a107d7cdd0ca/tumblr_inline_ox6h18VzEC1ulxy4k_540.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="324"/></figure><p>If you like my sound work and animations, then consider joining my Discord channel for </p><p><b>Early Access - </b>see my stuff weeks ahead of time as well as WIPs for upcoming animations. <b>I have a THIRD Rukia animation posted in the Discord right now. Come check it out.</b></p><p><b>Requests -</b> I don’t take requests on tumblr anymore, and having a dedicated room for requests makes things much easier to keep track of</p><h2>Early Access Discord:<b> <a href="https://discord.gg/UvDN6PV" target="_blank">https://discord.gg/UvDN6PV</a></b></h2></blockquote>
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