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Best Friend, Birthday, and Life: OCTOBER LIBRA
Has a sexy brain
- Loves to make people smile.
- Can kill you with sarcasm.
- Has a great taste in music.
- Their mind will always be 10
steps ahead of yours
- Always has the best insults.
Very tolerant except for liars.
Professional at reading people's
true intentions.
- Gives the best silent treatment.
Will beat you at your own game.
- The real sucker for love.
- The best friend and greatest lover
- If found, keep them. They will
Tag an October Libra
with unquestionable loyalty
brighten up your life.
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Head, Memes, and 🤖: DERIVATIVE OF CHANDLER WEST
ELECT
LEADERS
NOT
LIARS
We've waited 2 long years to put a much-needed check on this liar of a president. In 2 days, the first voters of the 2018 midterms will head to the polls to do just that.
Early voting starts in less than 48 hours. Let's replace every Republican liar with a Democratic leader.
We've waited 2 long years to put a much-needed check on this liar of a president. In 2 days, the first voters of the 2018 midterms will head...
Facts, Memes, and Run: I THINK
THEREFORE
I VOTE
DEMOCRAT
"Truth isn't truth?"
"Alternative facts?"
"What you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening?"
These are the dangerous words of liars, schemers, and cheaters who cannot be trusted to run our country. We must elect a Democratic Congress to stop this Administration.
"Truth isn't truth?" "Alternative facts?" "What you are seeing and what you are reading is not what's happening?" These are the dangerous ...
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
and the girl under his bed starts
laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...
Trump, Politicians, and All of The: I don't think Republican politicians will ever be trusted again with all of the lies that trump has gotten away with. #VOTE2018 - get the liars OUT!
I don't think Republican politicians will ever be trusted again with all of the lies that trump has gotten away with. #VOTE2018 - get the l...
Memes, Money, and Today: Lawrence Ferlinghetti decades ago wrote and it gives
me chills to read it today:
"Pity the nation whose people are sheep,
and whose shepherds mislead them.
Pity the nation whose leaders are liars, whose sages
are silenced,
and whose bigots haunt the airwaves.
Pity the nation that raises not its voice,
except to praise conquerors and acclaim the bully as
hero
and aims to rule the world with force and by torture.
Pity the nation that knows no other language but its
own
and no other culture but its own.
Pity the nation whose breath is money
and sleeps the sleep of the too well fed.
Pity the nation oh, pity the people who allow their
rights to erode
and their freedoms to be washed away.
My country, tears of thee, sweet land of liberty."
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
This is amazing.
This is amazing.
Anaconda, Bad, and Memes: Not all Crossfitters have a bad form. Not
all vegans advertise. Not all powerlifters are
fat. Not all steroid users are liars. Don't let
stereotypes on social media define you.
Do what's been working for you oo
IC: @thegainz
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I think I drank the wrong coffee this morning but here is some positivity. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I think I drank the wrong coffee this morning but here is some positivity. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Advice, Cats, and Facebook: 24900 02:23
Comments
ter (yellow)
keep your birds and cats separate because l
literally indirectly killed mine and I still feel
terrible about it
1 d Like Reply
Ouch
1d Like Reply
me (red)
???? you never had a pet bird. is this
how it comes out that you killed
mine?
15h Like Reply
it's a bit long winaed to write "my
sister's bird that she left at home
14h Like Reply
well what i am actually trying to say is
that i was informed he just passed
away quite peacefully through the
night
14h Like Reply
Voure all assholes
14h Like Reply
14h Like Reply
shit
14h Like Reply
Holy fuck what just happened
10h Like Reply
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/172709782368/my-sister-and-mother-are-both-compulsive-liars-and" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>My sister and mother are both compulsive liars and irresponsible people but like to give advice to people on facebook.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/172709782368/my-sister-and-mother-are-both-compulsive-liars-and" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p...
youtube.com, Forever, and Pretty Little Liars: 10:37
10 Dark Secrets Pretty Little
Liars Doesn't Want You To
"Dark Secrets" on YouTube
Stop doing this. (TGFBro Reaction)
QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!
<p>So it turns out “White guys who were somewhat lesser-known but still fairly popular Viners and now go on YouTube and react to cringey content” is a genre I’m kind of into right now.</p>
<p>So it turns out “White guys who were somewhat lesser-known but still fairly popular Viners and now go on YouTube and react to cringey con...
Memes, Sex, and Wshh: abiudrn
@abiudrn
Savagery
Since yesterday Ihaven't been able to
go to work coz my neighbour cheated
on his wife and she got angry and
shouted at him that she will also have
sex with all the neighbours.
I'm still here waiting for my turn but
nothing, why are women liars??e
She's a liar 😤😂 WSHH
She's a liar 😤😂 WSHH
Drunk, Friends, and Memes: my friend boyfriend just called me
looking for her l told him she was sleep
on my couch drunk I said 'you want
me to wake her up?" he said "she right
here, i was proving to her that all her
friends liars" I was still in character tho
Im like "well who tf on my couch'"
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Well damn.. 😂💀 WSHH
Well damn.. 😂💀 WSHH
