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our new "Your Shitty Family" book is finally out! click the link in our bio to get it now for only $10. It's an amazing gift to give to anyone you love or anyone you hate (including your relatives!): TODAY 9:08 PM BRODER JACKSON What's the wifi here in Aspen L1kmibuthol3 Are you sure that's it? No that says lick my butthole OMG I'VE LITERALLY BEEN TRYING THAT FOR 20 MIN *BEST. PRANK. EVER. our new "Your Shitty Family" book is finally out! click the link in our bio to get it now for only $10. It's an amazing gift to give to anyone you love or anyone you hate (including your relatives!)

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He can lick all the dishes: I yelled at my dog for trying to help me do the dishes after he came back from outside and now he's sad ali @LebaenesePapi BITCH SAY SORRY TO HIM AND LET HIM HELP YOU He can lick all the dishes

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Especially them skinny ass ones with tortilla cheeks. They can take the full force and length of the D, like no other. And they lick balls. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMMFAO hoefriendly hoeshavefeelingstoo: When the homie says "WE DON'T LOVE THEM HOES. AYYYYYYEEEEE!" but you lowkey Love tf out some hoes. Especially them skinny ass ones with tortilla cheeks. They can take the full force and length of the D, like no other. And they lick balls. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMMFAO hoefriendly hoeshavefeelingstoo

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Lickings: milkovicho when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people's bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like "this is for the bears" and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me "bears dont live here!" but i kept doing it... just in case

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we just put out our second book! "Your Shitty Family" is available right now for only $10 at the link in our bio! Pre order your copy now as they may sell out!: TODAY 9:08 PM BRODER JACKSON What's the wifi here in Aspen L1kmibuthol3 Are you sure that's it? No that says lick my butthole OMG I'VE LITERALLY BEEN TRYING THAT FOR 20 MIN *BEST. PRANK. EVER. we just put out our second book! "Your Shitty Family" is available right now for only $10 at the link in our bio! Pre order your copy now as they may sell out!

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Tag bae 😭😘🙈❤️: Me with bae all day I'm a kisser I'll kiss ya cheeks lips, forehead, eyes, nose might even lick you it's weird but at least you know I'm fückin w/you Tag bae 😭😘🙈❤️

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I'm incredibly stoned in bed and would legitimately lick Steve Buscemi's teeth for some sesame chicken right now.: newyork ink I been Alive for 25 Years Never Seen A Chinese Restaurant Commercial I'm incredibly stoned in bed and would legitimately lick Steve Buscemi's teeth for some sesame chicken right now.

I'm incredibly stoned in bed and would legitimately lick Steve Buscemi's teeth for some sesame chicken right now.

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I can't be the only one 🤔😂 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE (use code DYE10 ✔️ tap the link in our BIO 🎉: You ever spill some pre workout powder on the table and get the urge to snort or lick it off the table so it doesn't go to waste or is that just me I can't be the only one 🤔😂 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE (use code DYE10 ✔️ tap the link in our BIO 🎉

I can't be the only one 🤔😂 . @DOYOUEVEN 👈🏼 10% OFF STOREWIDE (use code DYE10 ✔️ tap the link in our BIO 🎉

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https://t.co/1XPCvlwWja: doze pose but most importantly, he lick hims nose https://t.co/1XPCvlwWja

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Last one 😂 (@hilarious.ted): special times for cat people when they're cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror Last one 😂 (@hilarious.ted)

Last one 😂 (@hilarious.ted)

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Lickings: when you never have to clean food off the floor because your dog is always there to lick it up

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Lickings: he doze he pose but most importantly, he lick hims nose

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Lickings: special times for cat people when they're cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror Eli Postize

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A true Shakespeare 😍: Roses are red My computer has flash Today 12:40 PM Would you let a dude lick ur feet for cash A true Shakespeare 😍

A true Shakespeare 😍

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Lickings: "Goals" Melissa Message Today 20:26 Enjoying your muffin? @bluetexticons Yes. Where are you? That's not important What does that muffin taste like? Blueberry And? That's it. Blueberry And... DID YOU LICK THIS? Delivered Like a LOLLY POP LMFAO

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This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/l7sK5S5Be1: normalgiraffes answered: We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the front door and waits. Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted this to mean "go to the front door, and lick it." If he's at the door, but isn't licking it, he doesn't need out, he's just chilling. So, this was our routine - when he wants out, he goes to the front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he got very, very confused. He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out, but this was a new house with obviously a door that was completely new to him Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside, and him going out this very same door literally at least five times a day, every day, for about a year...he stil has no idea where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at all. Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door ofa kitchen cabinet, even. I don't know if he's really smart or really dumb. Because clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. I don't know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to outside, or if he's just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he's just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn time he wants out, he's right there licking the glass door to the shower or something. He doesn't alert us he needs out any other way. So if you haven't seen him in a while, you have to search room by room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way. He's the biggest, dumbest dogI have ever met in my life and I could not love him any more. He's perfect. normalgiraffes Here he is, patiently licking the door of my wardrobe. This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/l7sK5S5Be1

This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/l7sK5S5Be1

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👀: Zoom and comment the first one you see MAKE TO.ORDE HHPEY ENDING DEST FRIENDS SHIME SRME CHILD TRHFFIKER: 1G DIERS LICK NY PUSSY FREE SEX NU LIKE RRPE 👀

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I'm at church getting my praise on and I brought my homeboy Daquan with me. Smh never bring hood niggas to church you gonna regret it. He ain't know how to act. Daquan was ready to catch a lick off the money from the collection plate and cop some fiery Weed from the Kush Gods. After church, everybody is in the lobby congregating when we start talking to the pastor son. He seem Cool, until outta nowhere we seen this one churchThot Bruh me and Daquan start laughing hard as hell cause he fucked her in my backyard yesterday (I know right like wtf). but me and Daquan Dying 😭. So she coming towards us when the Pastors Son was like "WHATS so funny this my Girl Friend" BRUH this chick made this same EXACT FACE in the photo. Bitch tried to act like she ain't Toss some salad. So it's akward Af when Daquan gotta ignite a niqqa moment and say "I fucked ya bitch bruh".Fam the whole congregation in the lobby turned around. Since then I aint bring my hood friends no where near church. That shit a recipe to get my ass kicked out of heaven. I hope Daquan in hell with two bad bitches living it up in my honor.: when your boyTriend introduce you to someone you already fucked I'm at church getting my praise on and I brought my homeboy Daquan with me. Smh never bring hood niggas to church you gonna regret it. He ain't know how to act. Daquan was ready to catch a lick off the money from the collection plate and cop some fiery Weed from the Kush Gods. After church, everybody is in the lobby congregating when we start talking to the pastor son. He seem Cool, until outta nowhere we seen this one churchThot Bruh me and Daquan start laughing hard as hell cause he fucked her in my backyard yesterday (I know right like wtf). but me and Daquan Dying 😭. So she coming towards us when the Pastors Son was like "WHATS so funny this my Girl Friend" BRUH this chick made this same EXACT FACE in the photo. Bitch tried to act like she ain't Toss some salad. So it's akward Af when Daquan gotta ignite a niqqa moment and say "I fucked ya bitch bruh".Fam the whole congregation in the lobby turned around. Since then I aint bring my hood friends no where near church. That shit a recipe to get my ass kicked out of heaven. I hope Daquan in hell with two bad bitches living it up in my honor.

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~ Matt from the page Anime, Motherfucker, can you speak it? Stop By: We Post GIFs: wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today! Deredere: Tsundere: it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway! Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!? Yandere: Dandere: Idon't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter... Idon't really care whether senpai notices me or not. Kuudere: Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes. Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet Thugdere: ~ Matt from the page Anime, Motherfucker, can you speak it? Stop By: We Post GIFs

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This anus won't lick itself (@the.purple.sock): Netflix: are you still there? Me: The.purple.sock This anus won't lick itself (@the.purple.sock)

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Now see bruh women like to test men. Part of they mission on this earth is to set occasional bear traps for us to see what we say. A big part of being a successful grown ass man is SEEING the traps and walking AROUND them ☺️. One obvious trap is "do I look fat in this?" But that's a easy one. Like if u can't pass that test that's God telling u that u ain't ready for a grown woman yet and u need training wheels for a few more years before u get to that level of bicycle ridery lol. But see some bear traps are trickier. My favorite one is when u talking to a girl in her mid 30s and she hit u with that throwback pic from when she was 20: "OMG lol this came up on Facebook". MEN. STOP. BE CAREFUL. THIS SHIT LOOK INNOCUOUS BUT ISSA BOWL OF HONEY INSIDE A STEEL LEG TRAP THAT'S GON CLOSE ON U AND CRUNCH YO MF BONES UP, LISTEN. Here go the WRONG answer: "LOL HOLY FUCK! There go baby Kim! Lil 20 year old Kim lookin just about fine as FUCK! Look at them titties! Lookin all perky and shit! U prolly ain even need a bra for them miracle titties lol! And them thighs! Thick but no dimples on em FUCK. Look at that smile! Braces fresh off lookin like a LICK! LOL 20 YEAR OLD KIM COULD GET IT!!" Oh no. Oh hell no. *grandmotherly black dude voice* OH NO BAYBEH WHAT IZZU DOIN, LAWWWD BAYBEH. 😂 Here's how she gon reply: "😖", "k", "ew", "wow". U feel me? "Jeez". U GAVE THE WRONG FUCKING ANSWER BRUH. Lemme give u the RIGHT answer: "aw cute. You done glo'd the FUCK up tho - safe to say I met you at the perfect time 😍". Ok? That's a bear who saw the trap, did a small bear trap dance, danced around it, and lived to walk (and run! And dance!) another day. Ok? Copy and paste this response DON'T GET CREATIVE AND PUT IT IN YOUR "own voice" I DON'T TRUST YALL Bless up 😍😂😂😂: im on a dinner date what do i say shes so cute im so nervous Now see bruh women like to test men. Part of they mission on this earth is to set occasional bear traps for us to see what we say. A big part of being a successful grown ass man is SEEING the traps and walking AROUND them ☺️. One obvious trap is "do I look fat in this?" But that's a easy one. Like if u can't pass that test that's God telling u that u ain't ready for a grown woman yet and u need training wheels for a few more years before u get to that level of bicycle ridery lol. But see some bear traps are trickier. My favorite one is when u talking to a girl in her mid 30s and she hit u with that throwback pic from when she was 20: "OMG lol this came up on Facebook". MEN. STOP. BE CAREFUL. THIS SHIT LOOK INNOCUOUS BUT ISSA BOWL OF HONEY INSIDE A STEEL LEG TRAP THAT'S GON CLOSE ON U AND CRUNCH YO MF BONES UP, LISTEN. Here go the WRONG answer: "LOL HOLY FUCK! There go baby Kim! Lil 20 year old Kim lookin just about fine as FUCK! Look at them titties! Lookin all perky and shit! U prolly ain even need a bra for them miracle titties lol! And them thighs! Thick but no dimples on em FUCK. Look at that smile! Braces fresh off lookin like a LICK! LOL 20 YEAR OLD KIM COULD GET IT!!" Oh no. Oh hell no. *grandmotherly black dude voice* OH NO BAYBEH WHAT IZZU DOIN, LAWWWD BAYBEH. 😂 Here's how she gon reply: "😖", "k", "ew", "wow". U feel me? "Jeez". U GAVE THE WRONG FUCKING ANSWER BRUH. Lemme give u the RIGHT answer: "aw cute. You done glo'd the FUCK up tho - safe to say I met you at the perfect time 😍". Ok? That's a bear who saw the trap, did a small bear trap dance, danced around it, and lived to walk (and run! And dance!) another day. Ok? Copy and paste this response DON'T GET CREATIVE AND PUT IT IN YOUR "own voice" I DON'T TRUST YALL Bless up 😍😂😂😂

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chopper on the stick. I like taking dick. I might even hit a lick. I fuck guys named rick. BUT I AINT A RAPPER: Street Lights In Chicago Be Like. chopper on the stick. I like taking dick. I might even hit a lick. I fuck guys named rick. BUT I AINT A RAPPER

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Bruh fr 😂😂😂: Bet you can lick the shit out of some envelopes Melo @GoldenNigglet I'm finna buy more wigs 부부 Bruh fr 😂😂😂

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Never stop learning!!! 😍😘: India is the second largest English speaking country in the world #NeverStople arning Ummmm fuck u harder Lick ur azz Ohhhhh bybz 0 lick ur booobz e Lick ur puccy Never stop learning!!! 😍😘

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To quote the one & only @6icks ...Gimme them cheeks, girl, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick awayyyy 🎶🎤🎶😜 keepyoureyesontheprize thatassisabonus thickchicks pawgs babyblueeyes getlost baby lol rp follow Stifflersmom08 TheHoeWhisperer 👣👣 your favorite TheJerkoffz @n.o.o.b.o.d.y.y @jjcalilady @da_only_mzbossy_rissa @stifflersmom_08 @tellthaworld_ @bby_iz @kingpetty83 @thejerkoffz ** model credit: @raqualrose 🔥 @aceofny_ **: When you could just get lost in her eyes... and in her ass. Ostiffersmom08 To quote the one & only @6icks ...Gimme them cheeks, girl, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your bootyhole and lick awayyyy 🎶🎤🎶😜 keepyoureyesontheprize thatassisabonus thickchicks pawgs babyblueeyes getlost baby lol rp follow Stifflersmom08 TheHoeWhisperer 👣👣 your favorite TheJerkoffz @n.o.o.b.o.d.y.y @jjcalilady @da_only_mzbossy_rissa @stifflersmom_08 @tellthaworld_ @bby_iz @kingpetty83 @thejerkoffz ** model credit: @raqualrose 🔥 @aceofny_ **

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salice rose> yuleema illuminati ass: Bet you can lick the shit out of some envelopes Melo @GoldenNigglet I'm finna buy more wigs salice rose> yuleema illuminati ass

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When she schleeping on u and u hella uncomfortable so u nudge her schleepy ass slightly and u still uncomfortable and u shift her little ass again and u still uncomfortable and so u just accept your fate that u ain't gon schleep a lick tonight and u just gon have to hit Starbucks the next morning and cop that yung extra large trenta reznor blond roast steroid infused morning coffee that give u them high key heart palpitations after u drink it but on zero (0) schleep that's the only thing that's gon keep u lucid until night time BasedOnTrueStories YouHeatSeekingMissileLookinAssLadiesGotNoChill AinMadDoe 😂😂😂: Cats are the best at finding the warmest things to sleep on When she schleeping on u and u hella uncomfortable so u nudge her schleepy ass slightly and u still uncomfortable and u shift her little ass again and u still uncomfortable and so u just accept your fate that u ain't gon schleep a lick tonight and u just gon have to hit Starbucks the next morning and cop that yung extra large trenta reznor blond roast steroid infused morning coffee that give u them high key heart palpitations after u drink it but on zero (0) schleep that's the only thing that's gon keep u lucid until night time BasedOnTrueStories YouHeatSeekingMissileLookinAssLadiesGotNoChill AinMadDoe 😂😂😂

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One of the worst things about camp is how much I miss my dog: The Sciences, in Brief Geology: lick the rock Psychology brainception Genetics Punett squares and percentages Chemistry what is water? Biology no math for the love of God Physics 1001 ways to throw things Astronomy the nerds of the science world One of the worst things about camp is how much I miss my dog

One of the worst things about camp is how much I miss my dog

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Fuck a towel, I'll lick you dry 👅 mmmm sofreshandsoclean cumtomama issasnack lemmetasteit sinfulsunday rp follow Stifflersmom08 TheHoeWhisperer 👣👣 your favorite TheJerkoffz @n.o.o.b.o.d.y.y @jjcalilady @da_only_mzbossy_rissa @stifflersmom_08 @tellthaworld_ @bby_iz @kingpetty83 @thejerkoffz: When he's fresh out of the shower but you're both dripping wet and you can't wait to suck him dry stifflersmom08 Fuck a towel, I'll lick you dry 👅 mmmm sofreshandsoclean cumtomama issasnack lemmetasteit sinfulsunday rp follow Stifflersmom08 TheHoeWhisperer 👣👣 your favorite TheJerkoffz @n.o.o.b.o.d.y.y @jjcalilady @da_only_mzbossy_rissa @stifflersmom_08 @tellthaworld_ @bby_iz @kingpetty83 @thejerkoffz

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I don't know it's a pretty good offer: So, Scenario Come over to my humble apartment tomorrow evening and I'll fuck you. Hard. Eat the ass, lick the pussy, whole nine yards. No more, no less. No apologies, no questions about each others life. You leave to school well fucked. Maybe with some of the dairy free sunflower seed milk ice cream l made. Might as well be direct with my intentions at this point, nothing to lose considering friendship is off the table. Today 08:50 Hard pass I don't know it's a pretty good offer

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"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be tired and hot and cranky and frustrated and moody again." ✊️🌬 Remember when we were all excited to sleep in and stay up late and just hang out and enjoy each other? Remember when we were like "thanks, teachers. We will take it from here"? Remember how fresh and innocent we were back in the late Spring? Well, fiddledeedee, that was cute. kidsaretheworst When does school start for you?: Me, at the beginning of summer, thinking of all the fun my kids and I will have. Me, with three weeks left until school starts. @kidsaretheworst "As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be tired and hot and cranky and frustrated and moody again." ✊️🌬 Remember when we were all excited to sleep in and stay up late and just hang out and enjoy each other? Remember when we were like "thanks, teachers. We will take it from here"? Remember how fresh and innocent we were back in the late Spring? Well, fiddledeedee, that was cute. kidsaretheworst When does school start for you?

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll nev...

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Lickings: A Tiger's tongue is so rough, it can lick the paint off buildings and strip the skin from the bones of an animal. 団/d.dyouknowpage! @didyouknowpage

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lick the rock: The SCiences, in Brief Geology lick the rock Psychology brainception Genetics Punett squares and percentages Chemistry what is water? Biology no math for the love of God Physics 1001 ways to throw things Astronomy the nerds of the science world lick the rock

lick the rock

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Say Bruh y'all ever get into a relationship and u invest your heart in that shit and then a couple months later the shit collapse and u high key a little sad that another thingie washed out but u low key pleased that it didn't skretch out a year and a half? Like bruh. Look at what our generation has become 😂. We so used to shit falling apart that now it's just like "Dear God if u could make this quick that would be amazing because that whole year and a half shit wear me down proper. Like six seasons? Like it's hot then cold then hot again then slightly cold again and this shit still ain't collapse? Oh wait ... this is over? We doing short, impersonal, dead ass zombie replies now? The shackles have fallen off? Dass it? THANK YOU GOD I LOVE U FOR REAL FOR REAL THIS WAS A QUICKIE. LET ME LICK MY WOUNDS FOR A SEC REMINISCE FOR A COOL LIL MINUTE AND THEN HAVE MY THREE DAYS OF A SLIGHT FUNK AND THEN GET BACK TO IT I LOVE U GOD YOU ARE PRAISED"...😂...and the crazy thing is? The old you would had been like "what's up baby", "is everything ok baby", "let's talk about it baby"...but see there's a difference...the old you had time for the fuckshit...today? Tomotherfuckingday bruh? U got ZERO time for the fuckshit. The fuckshit? U use to embrace it...hug it...bask in it...but today? U just like "NOT TODAY, JESUS" 🙋‍♂️. That new you? The one that ain't got time for the fuckshit? Embrace that side of you, that's a blessing, that's called "personal growth" BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂: She comes here every day to give him a kiss and then leaves @DrSmashlove Say Bruh y'all ever get into a relationship and u invest your heart in that shit and then a couple months later the shit collapse and u high key a little sad that another thingie washed out but u low key pleased that it didn't skretch out a year and a half? Like bruh. Look at what our generation has become 😂. We so used to shit falling apart that now it's just like "Dear God if u could make this quick that would be amazing because that whole year and a half shit wear me down proper. Like six seasons? Like it's hot then cold then hot again then slightly cold again and this shit still ain't collapse? Oh wait ... this is over? We doing short, impersonal, dead ass zombie replies now? The shackles have fallen off? Dass it? THANK YOU GOD I LOVE U FOR REAL FOR REAL THIS WAS A QUICKIE. LET ME LICK MY WOUNDS FOR A SEC REMINISCE FOR A COOL LIL MINUTE AND THEN HAVE MY THREE DAYS OF A SLIGHT FUNK AND THEN GET BACK TO IT I LOVE U GOD YOU ARE PRAISED"...😂...and the crazy thing is? The old you would had been like "what's up baby", "is everything ok baby", "let's talk about it baby"...but see there's a difference...the old you had time for the fuckshit...today? Tomotherfuckingday bruh? U got ZERO time for the fuckshit. The fuckshit? U use to embrace it...hug it...bask in it...but today? U just like "NOT TODAY, JESUS" 🙋‍♂️. That new you? The one that ain't got time for the fuckshit? Embrace that side of you, that's a blessing, that's called "personal growth" BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

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MonGirl 4koma 206 - Lick me! Suck me! Support us at Patreon for more comics in future! https://www.patreon.com/collateralds Twitter: https://twitter.com/Green_Tea_Neko 魔物娘4格漫画 206 - 舔我！吸我！为了能画更多的漫画，请在这支持我们吧 https://www.patreon.com/collateralds Twitter: https://twitter.com/Green_Tea_Neko: https://twitter.com/Green Tea Neko https://www.patreon.com/collateralds By GreenTeaNeko MonGirl 4koma 206 - Lick me! Suck me! Support us at Patreon for more comics in future! https://www.patreon.com/collateralds Twitter: https://twitter.com/Green_Tea_Neko 魔物娘4格漫画 206 - 舔我！吸我！为了能画更多的漫画，请在这支持我们吧 https://www.patreon.com/collateralds Twitter: https://twitter.com/Green_Tea_Neko

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Lickings: umakompton88 She slick She lick But most importantly She THICC

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Fucc . ( Show some love to my personal @prxvxked ): He slick He lick But most importantly, He THICC Fucc . ( Show some love to my personal @prxvxked )

Fucc . ( Show some love to my personal @prxvxked )

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Other then seeing either of my parents lick the foil of a yogurt after they peel it off, this is my worst moment. (Twitter: @wayansjr): Shout out to all the mini panic attacks i have trying to put the change I get back into my wallet before it's the next guys turn in line Other then seeing either of my parents lick the foil of a yogurt after they peel it off, this is my worst moment. (Twitter: @wayansjr)

Other then seeing either of my parents lick the foil of a yogurt after they peel it off, this is my worst moment. (Twitter: @wayansjr)

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He THICC: He slick He lick But most importantly, He THICC He THICC

He THICC

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Lickings: I LICK YOUR NOSE I 1iolk your nose 1 1iok your nose again olaws down your eyelids oh, you're up? Feed me Postize

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This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/aVxEDyd8Yv: normalgiraffes answered: We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the front door and waits Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted this to mean "go to the front door, and lick it." If he's at the door, but isn't licking it, he doesn't need out, he's just chilling. So, this was our routine when he wants out, he goes to the front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he got very, very confused He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out, but this was a new house with obviously a door that was completely new to him. Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside, and him going out this very same door literally at least five times a day, every day, for about a year...he still has no idea where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at all. Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even. I don't know if he's really smart or really dumb. Because clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. l don't know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to outside, or if he's just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he's just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn time he wants out he's right there licking the glass door to the shower or something. He doesn't alert us he needs out any other way. So if you haven't seen him in a while, you have to search room by room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way. He's the biggest, dumbest dog l have ever met in my life and l could not love him any more. He's perfect. normalgiraffes Here he is, patiently licking the door of my wardrobe. This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/aVxEDyd8Yv

This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/aVxEDyd8Yv

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This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/TAbE8SYVlj: normalgiraffes answered: We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the front door and waits Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted this to mean "go to the front door, and lick it." If he's at the door, but isn't licking it, he doesn't need out, he's just chilling. So, this was our routine when he wants out, he goes to the front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he got very, very confused He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out, but this was a new house with obviously a door that was completely new to him. Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside, and him going out this very same door literally at least five times a day, every day, for about a year...he still has no idea where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at all. Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even. I don't know if he's really smart or really dumb. Because clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. l don't know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to outside, or if he's just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he's just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn time he wants out he's right there licking the glass door to the shower or something. He doesn't alert us he needs out any other way. So if you haven't seen him in a while, you have to search room by room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way. He's the biggest, dumbest dog l have ever met in my life and l could not love him any more. He's perfect. normalgiraffes Here he is, patiently licking the door of my wardrobe. This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/TAbE8SYVlj

This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/TAbE8SYVlj

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This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/q7W18r7XdR: normalgiraffes answered: We trained the dog so that when he wants out, he goes to the front door and waits Somehow in his little golden retriever brain, he interpreted this to mean "go to the front door, and lick it." If he's at the door, but isn't licking it, he doesn't need out, he's just chilling. So, this was our routine when he wants out, he goes to the front door, and licks it. And then we moved house, and he got very, very confused He knew he had to go to the front door when he wants out, but this was a new house with obviously a door that was completely new to him. Despite our condo having only one door that leads outside, and him going out this very same door literally at least five times a day, every day, for about a year...he still has no idea where the front door is in this house. Absolutely no idea at all. Now whenever he needs out, he will go to any random door and start licking it. And I mean any door the bathroom door, my bedroom door, my closet, the goddamn door of a kitchen cabinet, even. I don't know if he's really smart or really dumb. Because clearly, he understands conceptually what a door is. l don't know if he thinks my closet or the kitchen cabinets lead to outside, or if he's just hoping to find doggy Narnia, or if he's just hopelessly given up on ever being able to find the door by himself and is just doing the best he can, but every goddamn time he wants out he's right there licking the glass door to the shower or something. He doesn't alert us he needs out any other way. So if you haven't seen him in a while, you have to search room by room until you find him with his tongue pressed up against the linen closet because he thinks outside might be that way. He's the biggest, dumbest dog l have ever met in my life and l could not love him any more. He's perfect. normalgiraffes Here he is, patiently licking the door of my wardrobe. This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/q7W18r7XdR

This is the best story I have ever read https://t.co/q7W18r7XdR

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Basically. 😭: Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, l lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked Basically. 😭

Basically. 😭

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I actually got the real name of Beanbag Flubbercrack. https://9gag.com/gag/aqbVovY?ref=fbpic: "What is your Benedict Cumberbatch name? First letter of your first name Last letter of your last name A Blubberbutt N Billiardball A Calldispatch N Thundermunch B Benedict O Guilty verdict B comedicmismatch o Cricketbat c Benadryl Beanbag c Cunningscratch P Johnny cash D Bench this Camotstick Cumber finch Q come lycat E Bonapart R Brody questi E Humperdin R Custardbath s Thundercats F Brokenbrick S Beachbody G Boppin stick T Bendy lick TG Flubbercrack, T Numbercrunch Benefit U Baseball mitt Cumberbatch Mu Luckycatch I Bandersnatch V. Covertrack Scissorkick V Bedbug J Back it up W Bunsen burner J Cuttlefish W Uptoscratch K iBeezlebub X Bengattige K Slumberbelch X Compasstrap L Cupboard latch Y Chunky bap L Burgerking y Budapest M Blenderdick z Handpicked M Combyourthatch z Candy gram I actually got the real name of Beanbag Flubbercrack. https://9gag.com/gag/aqbVovY?ref=fbpic

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Submitted by Mark Hyde Here's to the great moms... Happy Mother's Day!: Good moms let you lick the beaters Great moms turn them off first SHARED ON ITM NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD.COM Submitted by Mark Hyde Here's to the great moms... Happy Mother's Day!

Submitted by Mark Hyde Here's to the great moms... Happy Mother's Day!

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FACTS 😂😂 @trapgodbart: Now that's the kind of invitation I like IT AINT GONNA LICK ITSELF FACTS 😂😂 @trapgodbart

FACTS 😂😂 @trapgodbart

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Mom goals, am I right?: Good moms let you lick the beater Great moms turn them off first Mom goals, am I right?

Mom goals, am I right?

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