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Anon gets swole: File: 1336149553.jpg-(66 KB, 700x493, Is-This-Real-Life.jpg) O op !1XhQ.SOASU 05/04/12(Fri)12:39 No.12416555 IS THIS >be 6ft 110pound /b /tard >find fit a few weeks ago >go to gym and start first session of ss >have aspergers so go to gym at 10pm at night only an old couple there >start with squats, only the bar, but stop after 2 sets because I think my form is wrong >move to bench press, at least I cant mess this up >everyone has now left the gym its only me showtime baby, zyzz is watchin >set up in power cage and put safety rails just a few cm's above me just in case REAL LIFE >load up Imao0.5plate!! >unrack bar, it comes smashing down on top of me >can't get it off, trapped under the bar, its to low to slide out from under >spend the next 7 hours laying there until the staff came the next day >thanks fit O op !1XhQ.SOASU 05/04/12(Fri)13:20 No.12416987 File: 1336152050.jpg-(72 KB, 600x426, chronicle.jpg) the first one to walk in >massive samoan bodybuilder pt >i took the bus to the so there would be no other cars in the car park at that time except for his >power cage is at the back of the gym >he doesn't know i am here and im to shy to yell out for help >after about 10 minutes he slowly walks by and starts to clean up some weights that were lying around >make a weird coughing noise to get his attention >it scares the hell out of him and he drops two 20kg plates >he walks over and helps me get the weight off and asks me how long ive been stuck like that >i say only for a few minutes before he got there >he explains to me how to use the safety rails properly, then he goes over to the computer thing >i hop on the treadmill for 10 minutes to make it look like im still working out (i dont know why i did this, i was so tired and all my back muscles were sore from laying on that bench all night like i said i have as pergers) >he gives me this strange look and says mate come over here for a sec >he was reviewing the camera footage from last night and there i was laying there under the bar like a dead fish for 7 hours >he just gave me the most depressing look, ive never felt so embaressed in my life >at that point i sprint out the front door run home and dont look back realise i left my phone and wallet in the locker room fuck my life and fuck you /fit/ you never prepared me for this shit Anon gets swole
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like a dead fish: File: 1336149553 66 KB, 700x493, ls-This-Real-Life jpg) AHHAHAHAEAGGOT op 1Xho soAsU 05/04/12 (Fri)12:39 No.12416555 IS THIS >be 6ft 110pound /b/tard >find fit a few weeks ago >go to gym and start first session of ss have aspergers so go to gym at 10pm at night only an old couple there start with squats, only the bar, but stop after 2 sets because think my form is wrong >move to bench press, at least l cant mess this up ryone has now left the gym its only me REAL LIFE showtime baby, zyzz is watchin set up in power cage and put safety rails just a few cm's above me just in case >load up imao0.5plate!! >unrack bar, it comes smashing down on top of me can't get it off, trapped under the bar, its to low to slide out from under spend the next 7 hours laying there until the staff came the next day thanks fit File: 1336152050 2 KB, 600x426, chronicle.jpg) massive samoan bodybuilder pt is the first one to walk in i took the bus to the so there would be no other cars in the car park at that time except for his power cage is at the back of the gym he doesn't know i am here and im to shy to yell out for help make a weird coughing noise to get his attention it scares the hell out of him and he drops two 20kg plates he walks over and helps me get the weight off and asks me how long ive been stuck like that i say only for a few minutes before he got there he explains to me how to use the safety rails properly, then he goes over to the computer thing i hop on the treadmill for 10 minutes to make it look like im still working out (i dont know why i did this, i was so tired and all my back muscles were sore from laying on that bench all night, i said i have aspergers) he gives me this strange look and says mate come over here for a sec he was reviewing the camera footage from last night and there i was laying there under the bar like a dead fish for 7 hours he just gave me the most depressing look, ive never felt so embaressed in my life at that point i sprint out the front door run home and dont look back realise i left my phone and wallet in the locker room fuck my life and fuck you /fit you never prepared me for this shit
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