Ass, Cute, and Lmao: Darrel
So, I'm on the 603 bus, right? I'm in the very back seat,
left hand corner playing Pokémon. On the next stop we
pick up this tall black guy. All tatted up, snap back,
sagging jeans, black tee that says ℉uck Tha Police". And
Damn, this fool is JACKED. So he decides to sit next to
me. OF COURSE LETS SIT NEXT TO DARREL! So he sits
there awkwardly, glancing every now and again at my
3DS and I'm here thinking, He better not jack my DS..."
So after 5 minutes of silence, he speaks up. Yo dawg. So
I look up, Yeah, whats up?"... Silence as he stares into
my soul. AWKWARD. And then reaches into his pocket
and pulls out a Red Pokémon 3DS XL and opens it. You
got a Skitty? I been tryin' to get one of dem mothafuckas.
Shits cute. I wanna play wid in Amie. HOW HARD I
WANTED TOLAUGH... So I traded him a Skitty and he
gave me an Eevee. Thanks lil nigga. None of my otha
niggas know I play. So my stop came and he did this
weird ass handshake and told me to Keep it real."I got
off the bus and just... Died. The laughter. LMAO.
Pokémon... Bringing the world doser together since 1996.
I'm going to belarus tomorrow and idk if I'll have wifi there
Clothes, Club, and Friends: You said you wouldn't laugh at the size of it
I don't really care if you cry On the real you should've never lied Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes She said, "Baby, I am not afraid to die" Push me to the edge All my friends are dead Push me to the edge All my friends are dead Push me to the edge All my friends are dead Push me to the edge [Verse 1] Phantom that's all red, inside all white Like somethin' you ride a sled down, I just want that head My Brittany got mad, I'm barely her man now Everybody got the same swag now, watch the way that I tear it down Stackin' my bands all the way to the top, all the way 'til my bands fallin' over Every time that you leave your spot, your girlfriend call me like, "Come on over" I like the way that she treat me, gon' leave you, won't leave me, I call it that Casanova She say I'm insane, yeah, I might blow my brain, yeah! Xanny help the pain, yeah Please, Xanny make it go away I'm committed, not addicted, but it keep control of me All the pain, now I can't feel it, I swear that it's slowin' me, yeah [Verse 2] That is not your swag, I swear you fakin' Now these niggas wanna take my cadence Rain on 'em, thunderstorm, rain on 'em Medicine, lil' nigga take some Fast car, Nascar, race on 'em In the club, ain't got no ones, then we would become Clothes from overseas, got the racks and they all C-Notes You is not a G, though Lookin' at you stackin’ all your money, it all green though I was countin' that and these all twenties, that's a G-roll [Bridge] She say, "You're the worst; you're the worst" I cannot die, because this my universe