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Rude, Business, and Onion: 4 days ago The service is as slow and terrible, the place's cabbage soup stench has a way of sticking on you long after you leave. We were literally in the middle of giving our order while the other guy told our waiter to go take orders from another table, that's just rude We also found a green onion on the supposedly clean spoon Business Manager You get in line for services. That's minimum courtesy. You guys came after 5 other tables Finding excuses to give a 1 star is rude. By the way, it is Not the first time you were here Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot

Rude idiot gets called out as a rude idiot

Dope, Dude, and Jay: arap COMMON WISHES TRAVIS SCOTT WOULDN T DO THE SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW A lot of people have been expressing their feelings on Travis Scott, like Jay-Z and Meek Mill, being on the Super Bowl Halftime line up with Maroon 5. ⁣ -⁣ The latest to comment is Common and he had this to say,⁣ ⁣ "I ain't with supporting... the NFL don't really support Black people," began Common. "When I say supporting Black people, Kaepernick said he's standing up for people who are being shot down, black and brown. The NFL basically blackballed him. They've shown how they feel about us for real." ⁣ ⁣ "I love Travis Scott, he's a dope dude but, I really don't want to support none of that stuff," Common explained. "Travis is doing what he's gotta do. I feel like man, I wish he wouldn't [do the halftime show] to be honest."⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @colbertlateshow⁣

A lot of people have been expressing their feelings on Travis Scott, like Jay-Z and Meek Mill, being on the Super Bowl Halftime line up with...

Anaconda, Bill Gates, and Dicks: When you're worth about $100,000,000,000, run the largest charity in the history of the world and stand in line for a burger, fries and Coke at Dick's like the rest of us... Bill Gates getting some food

Anaconda, Bill Gates, and Dicks: When you're worth about $100,000,000,000, run the largest charity in the history of the world and stand in line for a burger, fries and Coke at Dick's like the rest of us... Bill Gates getting some food via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2RxK4sC

Anaconda, Spider, and SpiderMan: SO YOU'RE SAYING EVERY TIME GARGAN OR BROCK HAS BEEN INCARCERATED- 5 -WHILE BONDED WITH THIS ALIEN CREATURE, THEY'VE BEEN PERMITTED TO KEEP IT ON THEIR PERSON?! YES! EVEN THOUGH WE'VE KNOWN WE COULD REMOVE IT WITH SONIC BLASTS! BLAME THE ACLU AND PETA! THEY LOBBIED FOR THE RIGHTS OF THE SYMBIOTE! UNBELIEVABLE! WHY NOT LET HIM CARRY A LOADED FIREARM WHILE THEY'RE AT IT?! symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Blame the ACLU and PETA! They lobbied for the rights of the symbiote! on a meta level, this is an attempt by the writers to come up with an in-universe reason for Venom never being broken up into human symbiote when they’ve been arrested (and also take a dig at the ACLU and PETA) but in-universe? the raw implications of the ACLU having a successful symbiote rights campaign that happens entirely offscreen and is never mentioned again? when did this campaign happen? who spearheaded it? Eddie did date two lawyers (Anne Weying and Beck Underwood) - were they involved in any capacity? did the ACLU actually sue on behalf of the symbiote? if so, what judge presided over this? what new fields of case law have been opened up by this? what existing case law is there in the Marvel universe for the rights of mutants and extraterrestrials? who were the witnesses in this case? even if it never went to court and was a 100% an ACLU campaign to get people to appeal to their representatives on behalf of symbiotes, you could still have expert witnesses called to Congress. you probably can’t subpoena Spider-Man, since his identity isn’t public, but what about Reed Richards (since he had the symbiote in captivity at least once)? what about various prison therapists and case managers? Matt Murdock, since he represented Venom in the Venom: On Trial miniseries? there is an entire court drama waiting to be written here and this throwaway line will never be touched on again This is insane hahaha That awkward moment when a comic universe PETA is more progressive than the real one.

symbisexual-disaster: cassowarykisses: Even though we’ve known we could remove [the symbiote] with sonic blasts [we weren’t allowed to]! Bl...

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Cross, Change, and Nice: Yes, I am a nice person, but if you cross the line too many times, everything can change very quickly.

Empire, Makeup, and Memes: Danielle Bregoli is expanding her business empire, because we've learned she just landed a huge endorsement deal with CopyCat Beauty that will line her pockets with $900k!!! tmz daniellebregoli @bhadbhabie makeup

Danielle Bregoli is expanding her business empire, because we've learned she just landed a huge endorsement deal with CopyCat Beauty that wi...

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Aww, Finish Line, and Heart: Imoh Umoren lmohUmoren Follow My son finished 4th in the race because instead of running across the finish line he ran to hug me. Ah well won my heart Aww this is great!!

Aww this is great!!

Apparently, Beer, and Dude: Emily Holmes January 2 at 11:26 AM Liberal Friends, listen to this right now: Democratic Nominees are not clay pigeons I repeat. DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES ARE NOT CLAY PIGEONS But, Emily, whatever do you mean? What is this metaphor? It goes like this One by one, over the next couple of months, Democratic nominees are going to launch their official bids for President. They are going to launch themselves, one by one, into the sky, right into our line of vision Our job is not to shoot them. Our job is NOT, the second we see them cross the sky, to reach out for the gun being handed to us by conservatives (because duh, conservatives and guns) and take aim, and blast them, one by one out of the air, for not being absolutely perfect. Not likeable enough. BOOM Not an inspiring enough speaker. BOOM Said that awkward thing that one time. BOOM I wouldn't want to have a beer with them. BOOM Too old. BOOM. Too female. BOOM. Too white. BOOM Not a fucking flawless progressive superhero. BOOM Because what happens next? We shoot the candidates down. We degrade them. We belittle them. We smear them. Then we hand the gun to the media. They do the same. They hand the gun to the conservatives. They do the same. Then the bots start reloading. BOOM. BOOM. BOOM And then at the end of primary season, we have to pick up the shattered remains of whoever got the most votes and attempt to glue them back together into a candidate who can win the general election. And we will lose. Because we learned fucking NOTHING from 2016, apparently Trump didn't win because every conservative loves him. Most of them hate his fucking guts. But they held their noses and voted for him because he was the only way to push their agenda forward. And holy shit, have they pushed it. Despite his complete ineptitude, his bumbling, his gross incompetence, his blatant corruption, they have shoved through some really damaging policies that are hurting real people every single day, and they will continue to do so for as long as we let them So, here we are. You're not jazzed about Liz Warren? Awesome. Beto not your boy? Swell. Sick of Biden memes? Good for you, friend. Keep it to yourself. Why? Because EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT WHO RUNS IS INFINITELY BETTER FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY THAN THE FLAMING RACIST POPULIST TRASH CURRENTLY STEERING THIS COUNTRY DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. I'm not sure if you noticed, but we already elected a guy based on a cult of personality rather than on whether he was qualified in any way to do the iob, and we're going to be putting out the flames for DECADES But what do we do instead, you ask? Watch debates. Compare platforms Be informed. Choose your favorite BASED ON REAL FACTUAL POLICIES AND EXPERIENCE, NOT ON YOUR DELICATE FEELINGS AND WHETHER YOU FEEL SUFFICIENTLY ENTERTAINED OR INEXPLICABLY HAPPY AT THE VERY SIGHT OF THEIR GLOWING FACE. Then get involved. Register people. Drive to the polls. Hold signs on street corners. Write postcards Knock on doors. Don't tell us why the other candidates suck, tell us why yours is THE BEST. Fight FOR them. Remember how we used to fight FOR things, rather than against them? I know Trump makes it hard to remember, but I promise, that's a thing we used to know how to do Then we all, collectively, wholeheartedly, throw our weight and energy and voice behind whoever gets the nomination. If we do that, we win. Period It's not a question of who can beat Trump, don't you get it? A sentient fucking houseplant with a liberal platform could beat Trump, if we do this right. It's a question of whether WE can beat him, or would we rather tear ourselves apart? Look around you, folks. The stock market is in free-fall. Our international reputation is in tatters. Our foreign policy is for sale to dictators. Our free press is under daily attack. Our Supreme Court is one conservative white dude away from full-on Gilead, and we can't keep asking an 84-year-old woman recovering from broken ribs and a third bout of cancer to hang on for six more years because we can't get our heads out of our own asses. I mean, she'll do it, obviously, because RBG is a BOSS, but she shouldn't have to. I repeat. This is not a test of our candidates. There are lots of good, solid options. It's a test of US. Of OUR ability to unite. Of OUR strength. Of OUR ability to put aside selfish arbitrary purity tests and scales of "likeability" and to just FUCKING GET IT DONE. We don't need the perfect candidate to rescue us. We need to realize that we can rescue ourselves So, how about it, Resistance? They want us to forget that we have the numbers, the motivation, and the power. They want us to implode. Let's explode instead, and leave nothing but a charred ruin of this nightmare administration in our wake. BOOM 1.4K Comments 6.7K Shares onceuponamirror: helenofhere: snarksandkisses: Also good to keep THIS SHIT in mind: This is the most important post on this platform since early 2016. WE ARE NOT FUCKING IT UP TWICE. DO NOT LET PROPAGANDA AND MANIPULATION DIVIDE US AGAINST GETTING THIS MONSTER OUT. thanks

Batman, Crazy, and God: 5 LOCAL SURVEILLANCE former warden who had a Strange turn, his appointment as mayor WS cause for concern. RANGE 12M Thug: You know, it helps to unburden yourself. Before you die! Line Launcher Perch (Hold) 56 FPS LOCAL SURVEILLANCE " former warden who had a St was a cause for concern. , his appointment as mayor range turn, his appointment as mayor RANGE 126M Thug: We don't want money. We can go and take anything in this City we want. Climb Down (LCtrl)+ On Batman arkham knight you see the joker randomly, some are very subtle and hard to notice

On Batman arkham knight you see the joker randomly, some are very subtle and hard to notice

Bored, Memes, and Fight: I'm a Shooter!! What's a Shooter?? It means he's afraid to fight. No, it doesn't!! Ooooo, catch these hands nigga!! Stop.jt Patrick, you're aring him! i think imma start a clothing line because im bored

Lost, Back, and Push: When you push the enemy line back 150 yards and only lost 750,000 men *yeets in trench warfare*

*yeets in trench warfare*

Anaconda, Black Friday, and Friday: 6'4 @OverlyLiked I'm selling this Walmart vest for $100. Use it to skip the line during Black Friday. You can even walk in, grab what you want, and walk out 嘸ネ Good old Walmart never fails to entertain! #Trashy #WalMart #FunnyMemes #Cringe #WTF

Good old Walmart never fails to entertain! #Trashy #WalMart #FunnyMemes #Cringe #WTF

Birthday, Friends, and Memes: Lucy @justlucyslife Ok sol was watching Friends last night and Ross was filming a tape for Emma's 18th birthday and Chandler says the line "Hi Emma. It's 2020 Have you woken up from your nap yet?" And it's just dawned on me that 2020 is NEXT YEAR. Emma would be 18 NEXT YEAR. omg i feel ANCIENT 😫 (@justlucyslife on Twitter)

omg i feel ANCIENT 😫 (@justlucyslife on Twitter)

9gag, Memes, and Girl: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018: *immediately swipes to the next story*⠀ By TrashyeWest | TW⠀ -⠀ 2018recap newyear skip igstory 9gag

*immediately swipes to the next story*⠀ By TrashyeWest | TW⠀ -⠀ 2018recap newyear skip igstory 9gag

Drake, Memes, and Rap: DRAKE ENTERS THE CHAMPAGNE RACKET WITH MOD SELECTION rap After seeing the success of his Virginia Black Whiskey, Drake is now planning on entering the champagne market. ⁣ -⁣ Drake will be releasing an exclusive line of champagne made mostly for rich people called Mod Sèlections.⁣ -⁣ The price of the champagne will range from $300-$400 a bottle. ⁣ -⁣ Drake had this to say,⁣ ⁣ "The product is great, the presentation is great, and hopefully the representation is great as well," says Drake in a recent interview with Southern Glazer's Wine & Spirits. "We’ll enjoy this run. It should be a long one and a strong one."⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @brandondull

After seeing the success of his Virginia Black Whiskey, Drake is now planning on entering the champagne market. ⁣ -⁣ Drake will be releasing...

Big Dick, Bitch, and Fire: TBT PFC Moses Cardenes | It was summer in Rawah Iraq, 2007 NSW and The Highlanders had teamed up to lay hate and discontent through their battle-space w- a small Marine DET next door who stayed getting fucked up at Blue Hackle compound on Camp Kassem. CallsignFatal Highlanders TrojanHorse HunterKiller TFHighlander A young, skinny PFC with BCGs on his face and fire in his heart named Moses Cardenas was a Scout on his first combat deployment. On Aug 2, 07, his platoon set up a snap VCP. (2) bongos eerily halted in the distance refusing to advance. Suddenly(5) muj fucks started laying HEAVY hate on the plt w- PKMs and RPGs immediately wounding Rodie trying to bound for cover. Unable to engage from his position, Cardenas slung his dick over his shoulder, clutched his SAW for dear-fucking-life, and sprinted into the danger zone. While pulling a marine that was easily TWICE his fucking bodyweight w-o gear and ammo, he took a round to the neck that instantly dropped him. Having not one bitchmade bone in his body, he got back up, chicken winged his SAW and laid hate on the trucks while simultaneously walking backwards and buddy dragging Rodie. He then got shot AGAIN and dropped to the ground. But Cardenas having no quit in his heart got back up and dragged Rodie to safety. As soon as he was clear of the LAVs line of fire, big dick Texan Drew Perry opened up on bongo trucks w- 25mm and turned those motherfuckers into scrambled eggs. Unfortunately the platoon lost Lcpl Christian Vasquez but be damned if he didn’t fight bravely that day. Moses Cardenas was given the Silver Star for his actions MOSES CARDENAS SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED A MEDAL OF HONOR FOR WHAT HE DID ON THIS DAY. But due to the officer elitist nature of the United States Marine Corps, Cardenas received no such recognition and had he been you can be sure some coffee-sipping, clean-cammie-having, paper-bitch of an officer would have done their best to hinder the process. Fortunately for the Marine Corps, he’s still leading Marines to this day and has somehow found sets of trousers that fit his massive fucking balls. All the respect in the world for this Marine, Highlander forever. OAF TBT OAFNation

Ass, Beautiful, and Love: APOLOGIES |DEC. 20, 2018 Aquarium Apologizes for Calling Sea Otter a 'Thicc Girl' By Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella Wow, first off I never condone online bullying, I also would love to be called thicc as I suffer from no-ass syndrome. And I lovingly call @grumpybeagle “The Thiccness”. But bottom line is this otter is beautiful, and ideally would be in the wild, but there may be reasons we don’t know to what lead her there that are for good. Tw gmpaiella Via @moistbuddha

Wow, first off I never condone online bullying, I also would love to be called thicc as I suffer from no-ass syndrome. And I lovingly call @...

Birthday, Friends, and God: Lucy @justlucyslife Ok so l was watching Friends last night and Ross was filming a tape for Emma's 18th birthday and Chandler says the line "Hi Emma. It's 2020. Have you woken up from your nap yet?" And it's just dawned on me that 2020 is NEXT YEAR. Emma would be 18 NEXT YEAR. oh my god

oh my god

Birthday, Bitch, and Definitely: @justlucyslife Ok so l was watching Friends last night and Ross was filming a tape for Emma's 18th birthday and Chandler says the line "Hi Emma. It's 2020. Have you woken up from your nap yet?" And it's just dawned on me that 2020 is NEXT YEAR. Emma would be 18 NEXT YEAR Emma is definitely a HUUUGE bitch

Ali, Cum, and Moms: e Snapchat: MoshWithTyler es @MoshWithTyler Fixed it MOMS SHOULD MOMS SHOULD GET A FAST PASS TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AT COFFEE SHOPS. HONEY, YOU'RE 22 & SLEPT 10 HOURS LAST NIGHT? GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE Wait in line like everybody else, you're not special because you somebody cum insid CUyou. ALİ 1,196 likes 1,196 likes 3:16 PM 19 Sep 18 This should be interesting

Being Alone, Lol, and Meek Mill: arap THREATENS TO EXPOSE MEEK MILL'S SECRETS'- ES During one of her shows, Nicki Minaj was performing her single “Barbie Dreams” and stopped in the middle of performing to address her ex-boyfriend Meek Mill, she had this to say, ⁣ ⁣ "Meek still be in my DMs, I be having to duck him," she told the DJ to "hold on," pausing the music, and she repeated the line again with emphasis. Nicki then continued to tell the audience: "I mean, I could tell you secrets but I won’t, 'cause being a bitter bi*ch is what I don't."⁣ -⁣ Meek Mill surely caught wind of the message and replied with this,⁣ ⁣ "Why you be sooo mad at me and not the people that came right at ya neck! I’m cool I’m doing good lol something is wrong here," he wrote. "Leave me alone you know I get a lil too out of control with the truth!" Meek concluded his response with, "Keep it classy."⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @nickiminaj

Amazon, Family, and Friends: U FORUM O LEADERSH GEORGEWB FORUM LEADERS BusH arap JEFF BEZOS AMAZON CEO WHO S WORTH $137 BILLION, TO DIVORCE WIFE OF 25 YEARS After 25 years of marriage, Amazon CEO ‘Jeff Bezos’ and his wife are headed for divorce. ⁣ -⁣ Jeff Bezos is currently worth $137 billion and is the richest man in the world. ⁣ -⁣ This is the biggest divorce settlement in history with $137 billion on the line.⁣ -⁣ Jeff posted this on Twitter, ⁣ ⁣ “We want to make people aware of a development in our lives. As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,” read the statement signed by both of them.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @thebushcenter⁣

After 25 years of marriage, Amazon CEO ‘Jeff Bezos’ and his wife are headed for divorce. ⁣ -⁣ Jeff Bezos is currently worth $137 billion and...

Amazon, Jeff Bezos, and Marriage: JEFF BEZOS DIVORCING AFTER 25- YEAR MARRIAGE $137 BILLION ON THE LINE Amazon founder-CEO (& RICHEST man in the world) Jeff Bezos and his wife are divorcing ... and a record $137 BILLION is on the line. 💰💰💰💰. The multi-billion dollar question ... is there a prenup? More on TMZ.com amazon jeffbezos tmz

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Fucking, Funny, and Girls: It's so fucking weird how girls can just tell when their period starts. Like, ur just sitting in bed or standing in line at the grocery store and your face does that thing like when That's So Raven ets a vision. @sarcasm_only (via twitter-unknown)

Choose One, Dad, and Memes: Today 6:20 PM Choose one 1. Joke 2. Pick-up line 3. Roast 4. Dad joke Roast l'll help you out, l'm vegan, Mexican and from ca I'm surprised you waited until your second message to tell me you were vegan. Sent Savage 😂

Savage 😂

Comfortable, Life, and Phone: Cherita) @cheer_ology Did you know that if you text 741741 when you are feeling really depressed or suicidal, a crisis worker will text with you? Many people do not like talking on the phone and would be more comfortable texting. It's a free service run by Crisis Text Line. *Retweet" 11/29/17, 8:39 AM 78.5K Retweets 65K Likes under-recovery: politicalprof: nikator: miseducatedmelanicmuse: espressokisses: critically-yours: miseducatedmelanicmuse: flyerfemalecompanion: notoriousthuggg: miseducatedmelanicmuse: Please reblog, this is so important. I needed this Is this foreal? Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself: reblog to save lives! You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind! ^^^^^THIS get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help. I never knew this. It’s spectacular. THIS is what I was looking for a few weeks ago when I was in crisis; reblog to save a life!

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Fucking, Girls, and Weird: it's so fucking weird how girls can just tell when their periods start. like the exact fucking moment. you're just sitting in bed or standing in line at the grocery store and your face does that thing like in Thats So Raven when Raven gets a vision. Please do not downplay the only superpower I have.

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com laughoutloud-club: He Thinks He Has To Wait In Line To Get A Treat

laughoutloud-club: He Thinks He Has To Wait In Line To Get A Treat

Funny, Internet, and Memes: ma15341 rightsided Source:text-mode The Morris Internet Worm source code source code of the Morris Internet worm program. This tiny,99-line program brought large pices of the Internet to a The worm was Internet to spread undergroundmonorail: cactiofficial: pyronoid-d: text-mode: The Moris wom or Intemet wom of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer woms distributed via the Intemet. It was written by a student at Comell University, Robert Tappan Mormis, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT. It's trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage am i glad it's in there and we're out here people reading fantasy novels ask 'why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it but then we go ahead and do this shit 101,831 notes 68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

Friends, Juice, and Memes: XXL SUBJECT: 12THANNUAL FRESHMAN ISSUE RICO NASTY Record label: Atlantic Records BLUE FACE Record labels: 5th Amendment Entertainment, Inc., Lexing corp SKINNYFROMTHE9 Record label: HITCO YBN CORDAE Record label: Rap-A-Lot Records YOUNG ROC Record labels: DATYRP Records,OVO Sound JUICE WRLD Record label: Interscope Records LIL BABY Record labels: Quality Control Music, Capitol Records GUNNA Record 1abels N-Less Entertainment. LLC SHECK WES Record labels Cactus Jack Records, Interscope Records, GOOD Music SAWEETIE Record label: Warner Bros. Records Record label Columbia Records 2019 CONFIDENTIAL 2019 xxl xxlfreshman2019 apparent leak 👀 The list isn’t set in stone but what do you guys think of this line up ❓🤔 ➡️DM Your Friends ➡️Follow @bars

2019 xxl xxlfreshman2019 apparent leak 👀 The list isn’t set in stone but what do you guys think of this line up ❓🤔 ➡️DM Your Friends ➡️Follo...

Book, You, and Chapter: you wer a chapter in my book and I was merely a line in yours. -p.b.p

Bad, Sorry, and Time: Mark @NoticablyBacon Me: Sorry daddy I've been bad Priest: For the last time the line is Forgive me father for I have sinned" Sorry daddy

Sorry daddy

California, Cool, and Fuck: CALIFDRNIR NEVADA vodkacupcakes allhailmeenah foxbabies rvndy: hugsandhairtugs: At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool. Fun fact: Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra. This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California or that your penis reaches all the way to California there are two kinds of people in this world Me Irl

Christmas, Crying, and Dank: olivia @olivia_rayy My grandpa got Michelle Obama's book for Christmas, started crying, and then said, "l can take myself off of the waitlist at the library, I was 353rd in line to read it." So sweet. ❤️ (via @olivia_rayy on Twitter)

So sweet. ❤️ (via @olivia_rayy on Twitter)

Bitch, Homie, and Train: When you're next in line on the train and the homie nuts in her Just push as much of it out as you can, bitch. smfh basedonatruestory

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Memes, Guess, and Justice: GUESS WHO IS NOW THIRD IN LINE FOR THE PRESIDENCY IF TRUMP AND PENCE GET IMPEACHED FOR RUSSIAN COLLUSION OR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE? UST SAYIN OCCUPY DEMOCRATS

Dank, Girl, and 🤖: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018: *immediately swipes to the next story* By TrashyeWest | TW

*immediately swipes to the next story* By TrashyeWest | TW

Christmas, Crying, and Memes: olivia @olivia_rayy My grandpa got Michelle Obama's book for Christmas, started crying, and then said, "l can take myself off of the waitlist at the library, I was 353rd in line to read it. this is incredible on so many levels 😭😭😭 (@olivia_rayy on Twitter)

this is incredible on so many levels 😭😭😭 (@olivia_rayy on Twitter)

Instagram, Noah, and Relatable: noah wisniewsKi @noahwisniewski straight line: dashed line: Every single person reviewing their 2018 month by month on their instagram story: those stories have officially expired... we’re all saved

those stories have officially expired... we’re all saved

Funny, Girls, and Instagram: straight line: @sarcasm_only dashed line: Girls on Instagram sharing a picture from every month for some reason: (Via twitter-trashywest)

(Via twitter-trashywest)

Memes, Girl, and 🤖: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018 Don’t forget the TakeMeBack hashtag.

Don’t forget the TakeMeBack hashtag.

Too Much, Girl, and Her: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018: These 2018 recaps be too much 😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/y5w9PAGYwE

These 2018 recaps be too much 😂🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/y5w9PAGYwE

Memes, Shit, and Girl: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018 Ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Dank, Girl, and 🤖: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line: The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018:

Mediocre, Girl, and Girl Memes: Trashye @TrashyeWest Straight line: Dashed line The IG story of a girl recapping her 2018: Spare me the highlights of your mediocre year (@boywithnojob)

Spare me the highlights of your mediocre year (@boywithnojob)

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