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Brains, Funny, and Memes: me: i'm so s directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen ineed a purpose brain: a purchase? Aesacasm.only ad and hopeless and SarcasmOnly

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Brains, Brain, and Stuff: me: i'm so sad and hopeless and directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen i need a purpose brain: a purchase? "I have direction!!!" Yea to the mall...

"I have direction!!!" Yea to the mall...

Memes, 🤖, and All: l can't listen to this anymore We all know a loud chewer 😂 Credit: @captainbenitez69

We all know a loud chewer 😂 Credit: @captainbenitez69

Brains, Funny, and Prince: dirt prince @pants_leg me: i'm so sad and hopeless and directionless my brains: buy stuff me: no listen i need a purpose brain: a purchase? @_taxo_ is the most famous person I follow @_taxo_ @_taxo_ @_taxo_

@_taxo_ is the most famous person I follow @_taxo_ @_taxo_ @_taxo_

Bae, Butt, and Girls: When bae butt dials you and you gotta listen and make sure you don't hear any girls in the background IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS You know you’ve done it!

You know you’ve done it!

Dude, Dank Memes, and Been: Hey man, it's been long, how you doing? 12:01 AM 2:01 AM Listen, Ineed a favor 1201 AM Hey dude I know we barely knew eachother but...

Hey dude I know we barely knew eachother but...

Friends, Memes, and Shit: ME 60 Mate is just short for inmate' because Australia was literally a bunch of convicts forced to live there. BROOKE David listen to me. I don't like you and we are not friends. You have a terrible personality, you can't hold a conversation for shit and you can't seem to ever act serious

American, Girl Memes, and Can: Adrian R @adroidirl Why talk about your feelings when you can listen to "Move Along" by The Al- American Rejects 47 times in a row? LIKE I KNOW YA DOOO

LIKE I KNOW YA DOOO

American, Relatable, and The All: Adrian R @adroidirl Why talk about your feelings when you can listen to "Move Along" by The All- American Rejects 47 times in a row? we've all been there

we've all been there

Being Alone, Driving, and Friends: i actually like driving alone bc i can listen to the same song 27 times in a row without anyone stopping me. Dm to 5 friends if you’ve ever done this 💯

Dm to 5 friends if you’ve ever done this 💯

Arguing, Funny, and Princess: Princess @bossmarr My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn't listen so she did this Imao Argue w strangers bout parenting below

Argue w strangers bout parenting below

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: FLORENCE fatmdaily: This is what happens when you listen to Florence + The Machine

fatmdaily: This is what happens when you listen to Florence + The Machine

Drunk, Memes, and Work: Listen, drunk me, work me and mom me are NOT the same person. Don't get it twisted Honestly my ability to go from degenerate to professional in 2 seconds never ceases to amaze me 😂

Honestly my ability to go from degenerate to professional in 2 seconds never ceases to amaze me 😂

Definitely, Good, and Humans of Tumblr: Friend: This is so darn good! You should definitely listen to this! Me: (Knowing full well I'll never listen to anything other than my 40 song playlist I've been listening to since 2011)* lll put it on the list.

Time, Can, and Multitasking: I'm multitasking... I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

America, Boo, and Memes: "Republicans can't hear you boo, but they can hear you vote. Derivaive of Photo by Scout Tufankjian for Obama for America: lickrcomphotos/barackobamadolconv8161064019 (creativecommons.org/licenses/by-ne-sa/2.0 LIKE IF YOU'RE VOTING REPUBLICANS OUT Republicans didn't listen when we demanded health care, when we called for gun safety, when we opposed their tax scam, or when we rejected their bigotry. November 6th, they'll have no choice but to listen to our votes.

Republicans didn't listen when we demanded health care, when we called for gun safety, when we opposed their tax scam, or when we rejected t...

Shit, Mad, and Been: When people get mad and sav fucked up shit listen real close because that's how they been feeling... Real talk 💯 https://t.co/FLDQetMsGF

Real talk 💯 https://t.co/FLDQetMsGF

Horses, Memes, and White: LEVELS OF WHITE ANGER, RANKED 6) "Son of a gun" 5) "Allllright, bucko" 4) "You just hold your horses" 3) "Well now wait just a minute" 2) "Newsflash pal" 1) "Listen here buddy" - DM This To A Friend😂 Follow 👉 @stonerjoke

- DM This To A Friend😂 Follow 👉 @stonerjoke

Guns, Memes, and Constitution: WANT TO HEAR WHAT A BABBLING MORON SOUNDS LIKE otFe ヒ Yooq LISTEN TO A LIBERAL TALK ABOUT GUNS. THE CONSTITUTION OR THE MILITARY

Books, School, and House: Cody L 330 @CodyJohnson_33 I graduated high school not knowing how to balance check books, buy a house, or hardly do interest rate.. BUT DAMN do l know how to solve forXX Listen Cody, literally none of us know what we’re doing

Listen Cody, literally none of us know what we’re doing

Happen, Things, and Listen: Listen,tS 2005.giNS Things happen LA

Beautiful, Facebook, and Funny: If you don't call your gf beautiful, Indian men on facebook will Listen up fellas.

Listen up fellas.

Chelsea, Memes, and Soon...: "Listen Frank, wait your turn, you'll be manager here soon" sky sports main event PRIDE OF LO Chelsea in for Lampard 😆👍

Chelsea in for Lampard 😆👍

Memes, Ghost, and Never: lve never been so afraid of a ghost @dogsbeingbasic @MRCHIBO Listen to the terrifying noises and try not to be scared. Pup @mrchibo

Listen to the terrifying noises and try not to be scared. Pup @mrchibo

Basketball, Chicago, and Chicago Bulls: The Warriors playing 2k LIVE Half LEAGUE PASS 92 50 LIVE Golden State Warriors (6-1) NBCSBA Chicago Bulls (2-4) WGN WATCH LISTEN VIDEO Ridiculous🤦‍♂️😂

Ridiculous🤦‍♂️😂

Fucking, Memes, and Best: i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don't kn o w I’m doing my fucking best. Don’t complicate things please.

I’m doing my fucking best. Don’t complicate things please.

Drunk, Life, and One: Me drunk telling my life story even though no one asked Listen up 😂🎤🗣 https://t.co/ZgBBF4sXZj

Listen up 😂🎤🗣 https://t.co/ZgBBF4sXZj

Memes, Video, and World: What would you name this world with flying turtles? Listen to the full song: https:-ffm.to-ythigh 🎵 @Thuggerthugger1 @eltonjohn - Video by @vernbestintheworld

What would you name this world with flying turtles? Listen to the full song: https:-ffm.to-ythigh 🎵 @Thuggerthugger1 @eltonjohn - Video by @...

Friends, Saw, and Texting: bubble gitrl @JessObsess ME: *does something stupid* I hope no one saw me do that ALSO ME: *texting all my friends* Listen to what I just did

Iphone, Memes, and New York: U.S, NEWS TRUMP'S IPHONE Oct 25 | American intelligence officials worry that President Trump's personal iPhone could be tapped by foreign adversaries. Current and former American intelligence officials worry that President Trump’s iPhone calls may be intercepted by Chinese spies, as covered by a story in the New York Times. According to the story, the president’s aides warned Trump that calls on his personal iPhone are not secure, and Chinese and Russian spies may be able to listen in. ___ The president has two official iPhones with limited abilities- altered by the National Security Agency for protection, and a third regular iPhone. In the report by the New York Times, an anonymous White House official says Trump has refused to give up his iPhones. ___ Trump commented on the report by the NYT Thursday morning via Twitter, saying it is “so incorrect I do not have time here to correct it. I only use Government Phones, and have only one seldom used government cell phone. Story is soooo wrong!”

Current and former American intelligence officials worry that President Trump’s iPhone calls may be intercepted by Chinese spies, as covered...

Music, Dank Memes, and Happiness: XxXTentacion: "What nobody's understanding, I put my source of happiness in another person, which was a mistake initially, right? 0:14_ 1:21 X confession but regardless Ima still listen to his music

X confession but regardless Ima still listen to his music

Confidence, Memes, and Wife: What age do you want to get married? l'm tryna be your wife 00:17 listen idk who gave you the confidence but fight them. 00:18 Shoot your shot they said

Shoot your shot they said

A Dream, Love, and Okay: when someone cuts you off but it's okay because you love them more than anything in the world and you could listen to them talk all day Its a dream

Its a dream

Memes, 🤖, and Him: UPDATE: I made the narrator listen to my narration to give him a sense of the tone for the audiobook and he fell asleep TWO TWEETS IN #GmorningGnight #IThinkHeGotIt #GrampaSimpson https://t.co/Hp01E2MsJb

UPDATE: I made the narrator listen to my narration to give him a sense of the tone for the audiobook and he fell asleep TWO TWEETS IN #Gmo...

Music, Time, and Same: masine not being able your THISPOST WAS IMADE and liSten to music at the same time

Christmas, Michael, and Michael Buble: grace walter @g_walter_08 Only 10 Friday's left until Christmas, let's get this gingerbread if you listen closely you can hear Michael Bublé warming up after a long years rest

if you listen closely you can hear Michael Bublé warming up after a long years rest

Memes, 🤖, and All: l can't listen to this anymore We all know a loud chewer 😂 Credit: @captainbenitez69

We all know a loud chewer 😂 Credit: @captainbenitez69

Memes, Military, and Enemies: Should The U.S. Military Be Called In To Close The Border? LISTEN 🔊 We must secure our border for the protection of our citizens and our Republic. This madness cannot continue. We are a nation of laws and we must protect our sovereignty against all enemies foreign and domestic. I stand with our President @realdonaldtrump to send our Troops to the border.

LISTEN 🔊 We must secure our border for the protection of our citizens and our Republic. This madness cannot continue. We are a nation of law...

Anaconda, Memes, and Good: RosalarianFlamecon @rosalarian Men, it is 100% YOUR responsibil- ity to educate other men on how not to be toxic. Toxic men don't listen to women/enbies. That's part of WHY they're toxic. So good men, don't tell women you're a good man. Tell other men how to be good men. 12:22 AM 23 Aug 18

Animals, Head, and Love: TURN ON YOUR SOUND AND LISTEN TO THIS PUPPER! @DrSmashlove TURN YOUR SOUND ON AND DROP WHATEVER THE ***HECC*** UR DOING AND ENJOY THIS VIDEO ON REPEAT I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES ANIMALS ARE BABIES THIS SH!T GON FVCK AROUND AND MAKE A BROTHER VEGAN COT DAMMIT TALMBOUT I’LL TAKE THE TOFU WITH RICE I CANT I AM DONE I LOVE YALL IMMA GO HEAD WATCH THIS 11 MORE TIMES BLESS UPPINGTON 😍😂😂

TURN YOUR SOUND ON AND DROP WHATEVER THE ***HECC*** UR DOING AND ENJOY THIS VIDEO ON REPEAT I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES ANIMALS ARE BABIES THIS ...

Funny, Quavo, and Taken: So if Trump offered y'all $25/hr to pick cotton from 7-7 with no taxes taken from your check, would you do it? Y'all wanna listen to "Drip Harder" or "Quavo Huncho" Il Best believe I’m out there

Best believe I’m out there

Bitch, Fucking, and Funny: LMFAO PEOPLE TRYING TO START SHIT Verizon 12:32 PM @ O 60%@D Ke 2 Ok listen up bitch stop talking to my Fucking man deep down u don't even want ur marn First of all u right SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Memes, Mean, and A Song: When someone asks you to listen to a song, 1t's because the lvrics mean everything they're trying to Sav.

Hello, Shit, and Work: Michael Tiberi @MichaelJTiberi If someone pocket dials me, I will listen for as long as possible, just hoping l'T hear them talk some shit. I'll listen al day. I won't go to work. I'l stay awake for a week. Hello? Yes, my nosy self is still here If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing.

If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing.

Bts, Oct, and Owww: LISTEN... J11 1:41 PM Oct 16, 2018 Owww #bts #jimin #suga

Owww #bts #jimin #suga

Alive, Dad, and Love: Call your mom, Call your dad. If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call them. Don't text. Don't email. Call them on the phone. Tell them you love them, and thank them, and listen to them for as long as they want to talk to vou. J. K.Simmons LifeLearnedFeelings <3

<3

Bitch, Head, and Tumblr: YOUR WORK ISNT EVEN GOOD EH, IT'S ALRIGHT, YOUR DREAMS ARE OUT OF YOUR REACH THEYRE STILL DOABLE, THO 0 THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOU YEAH THEY DO YOU WON'TEVEN LISTEN THE VOKE OF REASON YOU 'AINT REASON YOU A LITTLE BITCH ARTOF THECATT TUMBLR That little voice inside your head

That little voice inside your head

Animals, Ex's, and Life: WACKY WEATHER TORNADO SAFETY DOs AND DON'Ts DON'T... Stand outside holding a pair of nunchucks yelling "BRING IT ON ASSHOLE!" Seek shelter Use a series of electric wind fans Stay away from windowsto try and steer the tornado towards your ex's house. Try to stab the tornado with a wooden stake. Bring animals indoors That is vampires. You are thinking of vampires. Listen for weather updates Get attached. The tornado will eventually leave you just like everything else in your miserable life.

Guns, Memes, and Police: Columbus Division of Police Est 1775 "I could have killed you." An Ohio police department just released this video of a cop confronting two black teens with realistic bb guns. Listen to the full interaction. @thick_blueline @donaldjtrumpjr Follow 👉🏻 @unclesamsmisguidedchildren UncleSamsMisguidedChildren ThinBlueLine MisguidedLife UncleSamsNation

"I could have killed you." An Ohio police department just released this video of a cop confronting two black teens with realistic bb guns. L...

9gag, Memes, and Music: When you're halfway into a song and realize you haven't appreciated it the way you should And then you forget to listen again⠀ music rewind 9gag

And then you forget to listen again⠀ music rewind 9gag

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