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Beer, Best Friend, and Facebook: Anonymous 780854871 8 min, fa Long time since I've been here, just wanted to share a story > be me 12 years old > had best friend, we used to do everything together since we were 3 years old > he moves away without telling me 4,8 kB JPG badfeelsman > look him up o yesterday. He's on facebook > I message him >he responds immediately > he was literally looking me up on facebook at the same time for some reason >we both moved out of our old home towns into the same city s we both work in the same industry >in going to meet him tomorrow for a beer. > he just called me and we talked for a half hour on our lunch breaks >turns out were still best friends >feels good man n facebook randomly Hope you guys are having a good day. 2 REPLIES 0 IMAGES REPLY awesomacious: Wholesome greentext

awesomacious: Wholesome greentext

Life, Twitter, and Work: Alex Baze @bazecraze I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around with salads. And a recently separated coworker who can’t wait to tell you how great the single life is when literally no one asked (Twitter: alexblaze)

And a recently separated coworker who can’t wait to tell you how great the single life is when literally no one asked (Twitter: alexblaze)

Appreciate, Dick, and Hair: Women are really not that hard to please. Appreciate us Txt us back fast Play with our hair Feed us Don't dip your dick in anyone else Literally that’s it ( @princessdiana1209 )

Literally that’s it ( @princessdiana1209 )

Dank, Work, and American: Quit complaining about jury duty You're literally getting excused from work to go judge a stranger. It's practically the American dream

A Dream, Alive, and Birthday: "I grew up in your average Puerto Rican household, another way of saying I was constantly surrounded by music. On car trips, my mother would play the Camelot and Man of La Mancha soundtracks in our beat-up Subaru at full blast, while at home my father played Celia Cruz and Ruben Blades salsa records on vinyl. l'd retreat to my older sister's room, where I was Introduced to the early days of hip-hop, from Run DMC to Slick Rick to MC Lyte. Looking back, these seemingly disparate musical influences all came together throughout my childhood, and are reflected in my creative work today. Quite frankly, I want to change the landscape of American Musical Theatre, providing new stories and voices that haven't yet been represented in a musical format. Specifically, l'm excited about using Hip-hop, the music of my generation, as another means to tell new stories onstage I am proud to apply for the Jonathan Larson Performing Arts Foundation Award, particularly because of Jonathan Larson's profound influence on the path my life has taken. I saw Rent on my 16th birthday, and it simply changed everything. I had been a lifelong fan of musicals, but never had I seen a show that spoke to me so directly, that used fresh, new music as a way of addressing contemporary concerns in an honest way. By writing about his friends with the problems and anxieties he faced, Jonathan Larson gave me permission to write about my life, hopes and fears. I wrote my first musical that year, which was performed at my high school, and have been writing ever since. After graduating from Wesleyan University with a degree in theater in 2002, I saw Tick, tick . . .BOOM, Jonathan Larson's hilarious and heartbreaking document of his struggle to pursue his musical theater dreams in the face of financial hardship and resistance. Again, Jonathan's work spoke to me and strengthened my resolve I moved to New York with a new show, In The Heights under my arm. It takes place over two days in Washington Heights New York, near where l spent my music-filled childhood. It uses hip-hop, salsa and contemporary music to tell a unique story about family and life in Northern Manhattan. After workshopping the show with Backhouse Productions for a year, I am now in final negotiations for In The Heights to be produced by Jill Furman, Kevin McCollum and Jeffrey Seller. The prospect of working with the producers of Rent is a dream come true Yet, as you know, musicals are not written overnight. My continuing work on In the Heights, by fiscal necessity, requires me to take literally dozens of jobs to keep the rent paid while I finish the score on my own time. I write commercial jingles for health insurance commercials. I sing backup for children's jazz concerts. I'm a substitute English teacher at my old high school. If your kids have ever been to a Bar Mitzvah in Long Island, chances are I was paid to dance for them. Your award would allow me to focus on finishing my show, and continuing to work in musical theater, an art form that has been a way of life for me since childhood. Even if you don't select me, thank you for creating this wonderful award in the first place: there's a lot of us out there struggling to keep the dream alive and make it happern My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. https://t.co/W0RcnCZWDz

My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. h...

Train, Humans of Tumblr, and Person: hanw @hannnahmarbach literally every person is messed up, so pick your favorite train wreck and roll with it

Memes, Work, and American: Quit complaining about jury duty You're literally getting excused from work to go judge a stranger. It's practically the American dream Woah. This changes things. 😂 💯(@thehandyj)

Woah. This changes things. 😂 💯(@thehandyj)

Anaconda, Cute, and Goals: my bf got me the cutest necklace yesterday, you just shine a light on it and it projects onto the wall i love you in 100 different languages mariamuses: gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Love You” phrase in 100 languages. If you can’t say it enough, make it 100 ways! Streamlined and modern, this necklace truly shines with bold simplicity. A graceful dance between sleek curves and dazzling gems. Remind your special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. = GET YOURS HERE = 😻😻😻😻SUCH A COOL CONCEPT THAT IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING Goals

mariamuses: gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it rev...

Bitch, Instagram, and Money: Musa @muvilakazi Money will not fix all your problems Orpheus @umcornell bitch no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve wtf instagram

wtf instagram

Movie, World, and World of Tanks: Movie: *has tank in it* World of Tanks players: ACKCHYUALLY the t34-85 cant mount the d1085 gun, it uses the d5t85BM , literally unwatchable

the t34-85 cant mount the d1085 gun, it uses the d5t85BM , literally unwatchable

Ass, Dank, and Driving: Pey @_peytonalex SO this lady literally cuts me off today while driving home and so I LAY my horn on her for a solid 45 seconds x3 and she's like giving me so many aggressive hand motions through her mirror. So my petty ass switches lanes to drive past her and guess what. That lady. Was. My. MOM

Yes, Seat, and Thing: Hey is this "Stop Taking things Literally course? p Teoarthe Yes, please take a seat Sure thing

Cute, Memes, and Elephant: there's really nothing cuter than a baby elephant SDZ Safari Park San Diego Zoo Safari Park Have you ever seen something so cute it literally hurts? #sdzsafaripark Thanks, San Diego Zoo Safari Park!

Beer, Best Friend, and Facebook: Anonymous 780854871 8 min, fa Long time since I've been here, just wanted to share a story > be me 12 years old > had best friend, we used to do everything together since we were 3 years old > he moves away without telling me 4,8 kB JPG badfeelsman > look him up o yesterday. He's on facebook > I message him >he responds immediately > he was literally looking me up on facebook at the same time for some reason >we both moved out of our old home towns into the same city s we both work in the same industry >in going to meet him tomorrow for a beer. > he just called me and we talked for a half hour on our lunch breaks >turns out were still best friends >feels good man n facebook randomly Hope you guys are having a good day. 2 REPLIES 0 IMAGES REPLY Wholesome greentext

Wholesome greentext

Funny, Go to Sleep, and Memes: as an adult, i can literally do whatever i want to, but i always end up wanting to just go to sleep. SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Apparently, Beautiful, and Friends: haylie7 6Hh My coworker's mother is in her 90's and doesn't own a smart phone. One day she had a hair appointment and couldn't find a ride so she literally called up Uber's customer service and they sent a car out to her. Apparently she and this driver have become fast friends and now everytime she has a hair appointment she just calls him up directly and he takes her. He even sits and waits for her to finish so he can drive her home. It's really sweet. Reply 1.1k BestlnDaGame 6h That's beautiful awesomacious: Wholesome Uber driver :)

awesomacious: Wholesome Uber driver :)

Children, Fucking, and Life: Nearly half of American children experience some adverse childhood experience. Sesame Street wants to help them cope For Traumatized Children, An Offer Of Help From The Muppets The Angry Squirrel 40s Replying to @NPR No more safe spaces NPR trudy ferrer @trudyferrer 2m Replying to @NPR So lets keep defunding NPR jayne wilson @jwjwtw1997 1m Replying to @NPR Sometimes it's called" life ". A KNIFE!! @birdconspiracy literally how hateful do you have to be to respond to "we want to help traumatized children" with "that's Just LIFE you fucking SNOWFLAKES" Street wants to help them cope The Angry Squirrel .40s Replying to @NPR No more safe spaces NPR trudy ferrer @trudyferrer 2m Replying to @NPR So lets keep defunding NPR For Traumatized Children, An Offer Of Help From The Muppets npr.org jayne wilson @jwjwtw1997 1m Replying to @NPR Sometimes it's called" life ". 10/6/17, 10:29 AM Tweet your reply Tweet your reply ogrish161: -“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”Stay away from children for the rest of your lives please “My stepdad hits me”“Awww is somebody a wittle triggered snowflake?! Lmaoooo get a life you libtard socialist! 😂😂😂”

ogrish161: -“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”Stay away from childr...

Ass, Driving, and Petty: Pey @_peytonalex SO this lady literally cuts me off today while driving home and so I LAY my horn on her for a solid 45 seconds x3 and she's like giving me so many aggressive hand motions through her mirror. So my petty ass switches lanes to drive past her and guess what. That lady. Was. My. MOM OOPS

OOPS

America, Playboy, and Trump: "I Like George Bush Very Much and Support Him. But I Disagree With Him When He Talks of a 'Kinder, Gentler America." "I Think If This Country Gets Any Kinder or Gentler, It's Literally Going to Cease to Exist." Donald J. Trump 1990 Playboy Interview

Beautiful, Funny, and Wow: Kern doi @dinahslut he is truly most beautiful human being ever wow zander @finah you can literally drive to your local gas station and find at least 3 people that look like this Right?!?! https://t.co/4VxQMMmWqQ

Right?!?! https://t.co/4VxQMMmWqQ

Dank, Brain, and Time: keely flAHHHHHHHerty @keelyflaherty my body: WHAT DO WE WANT? my brain: SLEEP! my body: WHEN DO WE WANT IT? my brain: AT EITHER 2PM OR 3AM my body: hey wait- my brain: LITERALLY NO OTHER TIME my body: no that's not- my brain: WE ARE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE

Blackhawks, Football, and News: 3 BLACKHAWKS 18 2 VIKINGS 20 4TH :03 NEWS OXCFB Icing the kicker... literally! https://t.co/6qUMKeGDnq

Power, Time, and Humans of Tumblr: @taylvr why do people not understand that every time they hurt me emotionally i just get funnier and prettier you are literally just giving me more power

Smashing, Smash Bros, and Ksi: KSI Vs Logan Smash Bros letter Sub 2 pewds Jaiden covered everything Rewind was supposed to cover in literally one second

Jaiden covered everything Rewind was supposed to cover in literally one second

Fire, Fucking, and Shit: Youebontien This reblog was flagged ommanyte Truth coming out of her well (with female-presenting nipples) to shame everyone 35,735 notes the-real-adam-taurus: sauntervaguelydown: ivyadrena: ivyadrena: #yikes Tumblr doubling down on Truth being “sensitive content” might just be the gold star on this dumpster fire. The Truth is always sensitive content But it’s artistic nudity. The fucking liars literally said art wouldn’t count. This is the shit I’m talking about.

Fucking, Lol, and Run: The pr SouPS Places rhem wihin the reacb ol all SOUP dangerous-tangerine: smallest-feeblest-boggart: chickenfarmersan: i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge This is literally me - just say yes or no don’t give me a fucking run around as an answear lol

Children, Lay's, and Memes: Jordan @littlemiss WDE Biggest scam ever: apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket all day while l can literally hear children beating on the walls.

Dank, Train, and 🤖: hanw @hannnahmarbach literally every person is messed up, so pick your favorite train wreck and roll with it Ride with me, ride with me.

Ride with me, ride with me.

America, Memes, and Forever: "I Like George Bush Very Much and Support Him. But I Disagree With Him When He Talks of a 'Kinder Gentler America.' “I Think If This Country Gets Any Kinder or Gentler, It's Literally Going to Cease to Exist." Donald J. Trump 1990 Playboy Intervievw “Our Country won’t go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won’t be any AMERICA because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!” – Lt. Gen. Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller, USMC

Apparently, Beautiful, and Friends: haylie7 6Hh My coworker's mother is in her 90's and doesn't own a smart phone. One day she had a hair appointment and couldn't find a ride so she literally called up Uber's customer service and they sent a car out to her. Apparently she and this driver have become fast friends and now everytime she has a hair appointment she just calls him up directly and he takes her. He even sits and waits for her to finish so he can drive her home. It's really sweet. Reply 1.1k BestlnDaGame 6h That's beautiful Wholesome Uber driver :)

Wholesome Uber driver :)

Barbie, Hello, and McDonalds: Australian slang guide Please make a Oi chuck a Chuck a shrimp on Chuck a PRAWN Instead of: Say: Turn uey the barbie Would you like to go to McDonalds? Have a look at something on the barbie Maccas run? Have a captain cook Hello there my Oi cu*t friend as an australian i can say that i do say chuck a uey and maccas run and i dont get why non aussies think we say chuck a shrimp on the barbie we literally call them prawns but ok

as an australian i can say that i do say chuck a uey and maccas run and i dont get why non aussies think we say chuck a shrimp on the barbie...

Dank, What Does, and Bullshit: devan @devanlunceford2 literally just skipped class because i couldn't find a parking spot. if that doesn't explain my tolerance level for bullshit in 2019 idk what does

Baked, Fucking, and Good: Cmom @siurras i just wanna say i am SO thankful for fucking potatoes. they are literally good in any form?? french fries? smack. mashed potatoes? smack. baked potatoes? smack. tater tots? smack. skillet potatoes? SMACK. name a form of potatoes that isn't good....'ll wait

Blackpeopletwitter, Depression, and Mean: LEGEND @ChriStylezz Y'all don't think getting high every day is linked to depression? 19:45-04 Dec 18 7,930 Retweets 27.9K Likes LEGEND @ChriStylezz 1d I don't even mean to call people out but you're literally altering your natural state, every. single. day. At some point it has to be more than "l just like getting high" at some point you're escaping T AD 53 t 1,362 5,123 ç Lets talk about it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Lets talk about it (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Ice-T, Water, and Girl Memes: Water Technique @CerromeZONE Literally Nobody. Ice-T on SVU: "%yea and perp likes to get his rocks off down by the seaport with a tramp I booked back in the narcotics division" Howling. Ice T for president.

Howling. Ice T for president.

Anaconda, Cute, and Lol: my bf got me the cutest necklace yesterday, you just shine a light on it and it projects onto the wall i love you in 100 different languages your-fave-ace-is-on-the-case: breathe-the-lies: deaddjbutterflies: curiosityisfatal: gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Love You” phrase in 100 languages. If you can’t say it enough, make it 100 ways! Streamlined and modern, this necklace truly shines with bold simplicity. A graceful dance between sleek curves and dazzling gems. Remind your special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. = GET YOURS HERE = 😻😻😻😻SUCH A COOL CONCEPT THAT IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING you know what fuck engagement/wedding rings if I’m proposing to someone I’m using this I have one of these uwu Yesssss please whoever I marry, please propose to me, via this awesome necklace (also, I’m way more likely to wear this than a ring lol I hate rings tbh..) I recommended this to my brother for his gf. The two of them like learning different languages and I thought it’d be cute.

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Beautiful, Ken, and Memes: Ken doil @dinahslut he is truly most beautiful human being ever wow zander @finah you can literally drive to your local gas station and find at least 3 people that look like this

What Does, Relatable, and Bullshit: devan @devanlunceford2 literally just skipped class because i couldn't find a parking spot. if that doesn't explain my tolerance level for bullshit in 2019 idlk what does why do all colleges have the same parking issue? (via: @devanlunceford)

why do all colleges have the same parking issue? (via: @devanlunceford)

Bailey Jay, Gif, and Tumblr: This reblog was flagged 2 that-catholic-shinobi: poupon: kylogram: colinquinn: @staff u pack of bastards bread is illegal now Javert was staff all along

that-catholic-shinobi: poupon: kylogram: colinquinn: @staff u pack of bastards bread is illegal now Javert was staff all along

Crying, Dad, and Girls: @addeybartlett My dad just met his buddy he's been playing Xbox with for 7 years in person, they couldn't be happier I'm crying reyes @reyldzz This is what girls are trying to take away from us im literally shaking

Power, Time, and Why: @taylvr why do people not understand that every time they hurt me emotionally i just get funnier and prettier you are literally just giving me more power

Memes, Free, and Time: Sleeping all day is literally my favorite thing, but I gotta make sure I wake up on time for dinner! . . . . Thanks to @danielwellington I’m always on time ❤️ Catch their special holiday offer of 10% off gift sets + an extra 15% if you use the code CHOWDER on www.danielwellington.com comes with free gift wrapping + worldwide shipping 🎄 DWforeveryone danielwellington

Sleeping all day is literally my favorite thing, but I gotta make sure I wake up on time for dinner! . . . . Thanks to @danielwellington I’m...

Baked, Fucking, and Good: Cmom @siurras i just wanna say i am SO thankful for fucking potatoes. they are literally good in any form?? french fries? smack. mashed potatoes? smack. baked potatoes? smack. tater tots? smack skillet potatoes? SMACK. name a form of potatoes that isn't good....'l wait shoutouts to potatoes™️!!!

shoutouts to potatoes™️!!!

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: I pay, therefore I am PLEASE PAY YOUR PARKING FEE BEFORE EXISTING sansgod: why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

sansgod: why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

Go to Sleep, Sleep, and Hood: as an adult, i can literally do whatever i want to, but i always end up wanting to just go to sleep. Who can relate?!😂🙌

Who can relate?!😂🙌

Confused, Internet, and Memes: Lil pump lilpump We literally be on our phones all day watching other ppl do stuff on the internet yeet @hyphhy Replying to @lilpump l'm so confused. You said something that made sense.... are you ok???? Lil pump < @lilpump No Pray for Lil Pumpernickel

Pray for Lil Pumpernickel

Anaconda, Cute, and Love: my bf got me the cutest necklace yesterday, you just shine a light on it and it projects onto the wall i love you in 100 different languages gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Love You” phrase in 100 languages. If you can’t say it enough, make it 100 ways! Streamlined and modern, this necklace truly shines with bold simplicity. A graceful dance between sleek curves and dazzling gems. Remind your special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. = GET YOURS HERE = 😻😻😻😻SUCH A COOL CONCEPT THAT IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING

gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Lo...

Crime, Progressive, and Europe: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The people of Germany are turning against their leadership as migration is rocking the already tenuous Berlin coalition. Crime in Germany is way up. Big mistake made all over Europe in allowing millions of people in who have so strongly and violently changed their culture! Justin Horwitz @Progressive Pol Replying to @realDonaldTrump Germany's crime rate is literally its lowest in 30 years and Merkel remains the most popular politician in the country Join us: https://m.me/USdems

Join us: https://m.me/USdems

Scream, Only One, and Back: I'll literally be only one minute, room for just a minute and i'll be right back to see you Me: l'm going to leave the Ok Ok @RickieTheBirb So there's no need to scream because i'll be back super quick *inhales Ok *leaves room*

Anaconda, Cute, and Lol: my bf got me the cutest necklace yesterday, you just shine a light on it and it projects onto the wall i love you in 100 different languages your-fave-ace-is-on-the-case: breathe-the-lies: deaddjbutterflies: curiosityisfatal: gigglygamer: cobraonthecob: cute-aesthetics-things: The center stone is more than a majestic look: A closer look into it reveals the “I Love You” phrase in 100 languages. If you can’t say it enough, make it 100 ways! Streamlined and modern, this necklace truly shines with bold simplicity. A graceful dance between sleek curves and dazzling gems. Remind your special someone of your undying love with this stunning piece of jewelry. = GET YOURS HERE = 😻😻😻😻SUCH A COOL CONCEPT THAT IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING you know what fuck engagement/wedding rings if I’m proposing to someone I’m using this I have one of these uwu Yesssss please whoever I marry, please propose to me, via this awesome necklace (also, I’m way more likely to wear this than a ring lol I hate rings tbh..) I recommended this to my brother for his gf. The two of them like learning different languages and I thought it’d be cute.

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