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i never asked for a full review of my 5 minutes comedy set, but here it is, by internet critique dude, i’m so sorry for whoever hurt you: octagonproplex commented on your video my first standup routine in ny octagonproplex And the merited stereotype of women failing to have comedic wit continues to hold true. Yes, you sure are a luscious lithe lovely lady of immense allure - and clever about that too - but you're sense of humor is typically feminine (insipid, inert, inane, and inept). Which is fine. Not for comedy, but it's good in general for a woman to be as they naturally are without trying to adapt falsely to a masculine pretense. To be clear, I'm not saying you're not very intelligent, very capable, or very sentient. I'm quite certain you are. But comedy even when juvenile requires a deftly touched sly wisdom within its cogent cognizance for absurdity. Of course, I realize you just slapdashed an amature joke set together on a whim as a lark, amongst an obviously friendly crowd on the brink of sycophantry. But honestly, its depressing that you haven't found where your long-term worth lies. Especially when you are gifted with so much power of appeal to more easily secure contentment than many who must struggle just to survive. Though I concede it's true, your blatant beauty can also be a dire curse when everything and everyone seems so readily availible yet likely wanting mere short-term use of you. It's easier to lean into that, and pretend its empowering. You don't need to compromise, so then why do you? Please don't waste your integral virtues to neglect while skating by on your fleeting nubility being exploited. That's all. Such a recklessly fickle lifestyle ambitioned toward attention vendication under some paltry veneer dignification of being a provocateur will nevertheless look a lot less hospitable in just a few fast years. I'm sure you've seen it exampled amply and regrettably elsewhere yourself already. Don't worry, I won't pester again about anything. But if you want to discern the source of such concern, it's expressed. You're on a public platform, so it was inevitable someone would tell you the truth. MANAGE ALL COMMENTS REPLY i never asked for a full review of my 5 minutes comedy set, but here it is, by internet critique dude, i’m so sorry for whoever hurt you

i never asked for a full review of my 5 minutes comedy set, but here it is, by internet critique dude, i’m so sorry for whoever hurt you

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F in the chat for kennedy: Onion KENNEDY SLAIN BY CIA, MAFIA, CASTRO, LBJ, TEAMSTERS, FREEMASONS The LATE EDITION Take a Moment to Remember Where You Are TU STULTUS EF **Price Seven Cents Friday, November 22, 1963 FINEST NEWS SOURCE IN AMERICA. President Shot 129 Times from 43 Different Angles DALLAS, Tex.-President Parkland Hospital, where doc- Kennedy was assassinated Fri-tors with ties to Johnson's inner day by operatives of the CIA, the circle performed a staged Giancana crime syndicate, Fidel autopsy. They pronounced him Castro, Vice President Johnson. dead at 2:18 p.m. CST the Freemasons and the Team-The body was then chemically sters as he rode through down- treated by J. Edgar Hoover and town Dallas in a motorcade. According Kennedy's limousine had just There. space aliens using med entered Dealey Plaza when the ica technology beyond the president was struck 129 times in knowledge of man sealed the head, chest, abdomen, arms, Kennedy's 129 wounds. Ken- legs, hands, feet, back and face by nedy's corpse was then reani gunfire. The shooting began at mated and rushed to Germany 12:30 p.m. and lasted until 12:43 for an emergency meeting with p.m. CST In all, 43 suspects have been] After the meeting, Kennedy taken into the custody of the aides announced plans for the Dallas police Preliminary reports ndicate atomically sustained, planted in that hitmen for the Gianeana the womb of aspiring actress crime syndicate fired from a Judith Campbeli, and grown nearby grassy knoll, CIA agents into a super-race of 21st-century fired from an office buildingconquerors. slightly off the parade route. According to investigators, the |The presidential motorcade, as it is besieged by over three dozen gun-wielding conspiralors Cuban nationals fired from an assassination appears to have overpass overlooking Dealey been carefully planned and car- put in a decoy casket for trans- eyewitnesses, port to Roswel, New Mexico. the frozen brain of Adolf Hitler two leaders sperm cells to be for Teamsters President Jimmy with both the Skull-and-Bones Hoffa fired from perches atop an Blood Rite and Masonic "Killing oak tree, a 'lone nut' fired from of the King" rituals. the Texas Book Depository, a Officers found several hundred shadow-government shooting team fired from behind radius ofl the shooting site, Baines Johnson took the oath of a wooden fence, a consortium of including jealous husbands fired from an Weatherby Magnum rifles, Dallas' Love Field Friday to estimated 13 sites on the side-Italian bol walk along the route, a hitman bines. Thompson submachine United States working for Johnson fired from guns. Russian Kalishnikov After flying to Washington, a sewer grate over which the assauit rifles, and one ray-gun. limousine passed, and Texas The assembled killers were lears of the nation by assuring Gov. John Connally lunged at taken into police custody at Americans that Kennedy's the president from within the Dallas City Hall. As they were policies at home and abroad limousine itself, slitting the being transferred to the county would be continued. Foremost president's throat with a combat prison, however, all 43 were on his agenda, Johnson said knife. The mortally wounded presi-52, a Dallas-area nightclub lover dent |Memory by Taking Plump Young Mistress sharpweapons within a four-block DALLAS, Tex.-Lyndon telescope-sighted office aboard Air Force One at become the 36th president of the ction 6.5mm Johnson attempted to calm the shot and killed by Jack Ruby, would be to take a plump young "In your remorse, fear not, good people of America, for I do not plan to desecrate the great vision of the man who came before me," Johnson said "Rather. I will show him my deep reverence and respect through a continuation of his extramarital policies." "I will honor my predecessor's was sped to nearby! owner Zapruder Family Wowed at Home-Movie Screening The family of Abraham, wowed by Zapruder's "spectac- Zapruder of Dallas offered high ular. one-of-a-kind" footage of praise for his most recent 8mm the President of the Unitedlegacy," he added, "with theLyndon Johnson taking the ooth of office and a solemn vow home movie, screened in the States getting his head shot off.immediate acquisition of a 26- to continue Kennedy's domestic-affairs program. family den Friday. Wife Margaret and children Jimmy, Sally, Jimmy and Sue-Anne "We were so impressed by the Zapruder, accustomed to seeing movie. Abraham really shot anurgent business at hand in the tootage of children playing in outstanding home movie thisLineoln Bedroom, the new pres- the yard by a plastic pool or time." Margaret said, "though birthday parties in poorly lithe could have done a little bet-a moment of silence while he dining rooms, reported being ter on the focus." year-old lover with a full, ripel behind." Before hurrying olf to the "It was super neat!" said JACQUELINE KENNEDY CATCHES HUSBAND'S BRAINS WITH GRACE, APLOMB ident asked the nation to observe contemplated the momentous task ahead. See Fashion, page 10 F in the chat for kennedy
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Someone was using this as a bookmark at work.: 11 phor in The Cantos of Ezra Pound The smooth brows, seen, and half seen, now ivory stillness. METAPHOR AND THE POETRY OF WILLIAMS, POUND, AND STEVENS And So-shu churned in the sea, So-shu also, using the long moon for a churn-stick.. And by the beach-run, Tyro, Twisted arms of the sea-god, Lithe sinews of water, gripping her, cross-hold And the blue-grey glass of the wave tents them Glare azure of water, cold-welter, close cover. Quiet sun-tawny sand-stretch, The gulls broad out their wings, ithe turning of water, sinews of Poseidon, nipping between the slay feathers; ack azure and hyaline, glass wave over Tyro, Snipe come for their bath, bend out their wing-joints, Cose cover, unstillness, bright welter of wave-cords, Spread wet wings to the sun-film, And by Scios, Thin quiet water, quiet in the buff sands, lowl stretching wing-joints, splashing in rock-hollows and sand-hollow ie wave-runs by the half-dune; Glglint of wave in the tide-rips against sunligh pallor of Hesperrus, Crepeak of the wave, to left of the Naxos passage, Naviform rock overgrown, algae cling to its edge, There is a wine-red glow in the shallows, a tin flash in the sun-dazzle. The ship landed in Scios, men wanting spring-water, And by the rock-pool a young boy loggy with vine-must, "To Naxos Yes, we'll take you to Naxos, wave, colour of grape's pulp, cum' along lad."... Ot grey in the near, far, smoke grey of the rock-slide, oink wings of the fish-hawk cast grey shadows in water, like a one-eyed great goose anes up out of the olive-grove . And the wave runs in the beach-groove And by the beach run . lithe>snipe>Scios>ship> Scios> spring-water wing joints>wet wings wine-redwanting spring-water sun-film>tin flash in sun-dazzle>spring water Naviform rock + shallows>rock-pool wine-red>vine-must ave heard the fauns chiding Proteu in the smell of hay under the olive- he frogs singing against the fauns in the half-light. And . . And of a later year, pale in the wine-red algae, If you will lean over the rock, the coral face under wave-tinge, Rose-paleness under water-shift, 9 Algae cling to its edge, wine-red glow in carried along through whole metamorpho vine-must, vine-trunk, grape-leaves, heavy vines grow>wine-red algae pale in the wine-red algae>coral face rose-paleness Ileuthyeria, fair Dafne of sea-bords The swimmer's arms turned to branches, Who will say in what year, Someone was using this as a bookmark at work.
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A Very Silly Flowchart For Picking Your Next D&D Race: wanna play Dungeons & Dragons! -FUN POLICE YOU SUCK- Yay! Why do you wanna play High Adventure Pop Fantasy? I don't like fantasy And now we are You don't wanna play D&D, you want to Elves are dumb just wanna do this RPG thing playing Vampyre I hope you're happy SRYSLY lets be vampires n shit play something else wanna go on adventures! I want to be a special snowflake Can I be someone from Lord of the Rings or something? Every hero is special. What makes you special? Sure, I like the classic fantasy races Ugh, FINE. What makes you so damn special then? Actually Tolkein is a hack. Gimme something DIFFERENT Uh, I'm an elf or something? Uh, I dunno, just make me not an elf, dwarf, angel, devil or something done 100 times before okay? anyways What's on the inside. And my sword And my magic Me too! I want to be a I'm DARK and MISUNDERSTOOD motherfucking dragon and there's no true FIINE RIGHT or WRONG HUMAN WAAAAlT PHB Stout Wow. That's helpful. s Animal Person weird enough for you? Seriously, you could just like, be a dark and brooding white Make me hardy Halfling Subrace You can't be a dragon Yeah, I guess you're right UGH Gross no, I said SPECIAL Not done yet. Want to be slightly dwarfy, or nimbl dude Cool, off-brand HALFLING would like to maintain some semblance of gravitas Hobbit PHB Sure. More of the Gentle Nature Giant or STRONK MEN Alright, are you only r extremely silly? It's called Dungeons & Dragons you wangrod Lightfoot Nice! Wanna be Make me nimble a bit silly -Kid-sized please!- s there a Big Size? human sized or tiny? Halfling Subrace EVERYTHING IS No, I wear the darkness on my sleeve MAGIC AND GLITTER Can I have a bit of dark humor? Lain't no pedo You can be a woodsy I AM A Uh, like a furry? FINE PICK YOUR FAVORITE COLOR GNOME | the Forest Gnome s this just a magic hobbit? trickster or Ugh, just get out MAGIC world to see Gnome Subrace PHB Pls be gentl. MUSHROOM steampunk tinkerer POOMP DE MOOSCLES Can I be a Giant? Mountain Gnome LETS MAKE TOYS YAY Sure, but we're getting less classic Gnome Subrace FIRBOLG Lithe 'n' Pretty, or Noooo000000 lemme be a Dragon! GOLIATH Uh, I don't like these options Actually more of a horse thing for me CENTAUR Short 'n' Swole? now GGIR Are you a furry? FORGET THE TOYS No but birds are cool Okay, well we got options. First off, are you actually kind of misunderstood DRAGONBORN WE MUST GOO DEEPER Close enough This isn't a dragon Do u even lift bro? feel pretty No problem lets move over here Actually I'm a Scalie OwO Okay Fine Wait, now it gets complicated. Is magic or nature more important to you? Deep Gnome Wait does this come kid-sized? ELF DWARF No one gets me, especially my Mom -Wait I don't want to be short- Gnome Subrace Yay I'm done! PHB You know what, I was the monster all along AARAKOCRA Elemental Evil I just wanna soar in the air majestic and free By Thorin's beard. time to drink ale and axe things! sigh* WHATS YOUR FURSONA Majestic Eagle or Obnoxious Corvid? f this is right Wait, none Elves are and always will be badass treehuggers Motherfucker I'm MADE of Magic CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER КОBOLD KENKU So, are you hardier like the hills, or High Elf Wood Elf What? Fine. What's Volos the problem? Elf Subrace Elf Subrace stronger like stone? Great! First off. how Fun-sized evil it is Can't spell Slaughter_ without Laughter do you feel about comic relief? How do you feel about Scales? Cat! Meow Cow! Moo! Neither, I'm angry and kind of an asshole Elephant... uh... .none of the others? Hardy n Hilly! Nay Stone is Strength! am actually an emotionless lizard person I'm the DARK AND BADASS Alright, why do version of some poncy elf, dwarf, or other wussy fantasy goody two shoes GOBLIN Do you think this is funny? people misunderstand you Volos Right. Sorry. What is power to you? LOXADON TABAXI MINOTAUR SHIFTER I wanted to be Dark and Brooding Hill Dwarf Mountain Dwarf Duegar Can I be only KIND OF Elf-v? GGIR Volos GGtR Eberron Aren't Elves Faeries? Make me goddamn weird and Fev When I said Elf meant like, Dwarf Subrace Dwarf Subrace Dwarf Subrace lermaids I'm strong but instead of cheery dwarfness you got mean dwarfness Strength Intellect I've got sinister horns and look like the devil Eladrin Sea Elf Drow HALF-ELF Elf Subrace Elf Subrace Elf Subrace One of my parents is from a species that is thought to be brutish and cruel Are you just looking weird's this Doint? Cool, we actually have those if you picked that path earlier you edgelord I'm quick and lithe, like an elf but DARK you're right. Let's stick to something at least- a bit familiar I SAID DARK AND BROODING Fire Genasi Yeah, Fuck vou Genasi Subrace ean st Wanna be magical and pretty Like Ted Cruz. Neat. I was once holy HALF-ORC TIEFLING MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON So wrlat scales we talking? but now I've FALLEN FROM GRACE PHB PHE Shadar-Kai Well, there's only one REAL choice. Genies are Elf Subrace Ugh fine. One of your a genie parents Let's Captain Planet this shit GENASI elemental, so pick an Yeah that works Surprise attacks, or But a bit of strength is needed too right? To conquer? Elemental Evil element Alright. Are you half monstrous or hali 100% human i lame. Can I be part fantasy? I dunno just general reptiles I guess Nah, give me some monster blood! Rock Hard Ugh what is it on because vou're Snek baby We ail float Actually I wanted down here to be Aquaman not a coward magical and pretty? Genies? Get that Face them head on, I'm no coward! Deception is the ulimate weapon Uh, just give me a touch, just enough to make it nuanced Will Smith shit out of my face Protector Scourge Fallen owardly Tactical prowess Earth Genasi LIZARDFOLK Air Genasi Water Genasi I'm just lazy Aasimar Subrace Aasimar Subrace Aasimar Subrace marks a keen mind Genasi Subrace Genasi Subrace Genasi Subrace Volos Seriously? How about multiverse YUAN-TI Alright so I can explode heads, with my mind right? Okay, that's pretty fucking out there GITH Yup! Do you want to go part of the way, or all the way And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee MtoF plane hoppers? That's just ugly elves with mind powers Oh, lets go 100% monster Wait, what's this Intelligence penalty? I don't want backpedal a bit and be a bit Oh I wanna be an angel -but not like goody two shoes A BAD ANGEL You know, light. goodness yadda yadda Not quite. Anyways More choices! What be stupid,can ORC BUGBEAR НОBGOBLIN Gith come in two kind of angel? Volos flavors Blue hairless vulcan perfectionists? Like this isn't even DnD more heroic? VEDALKEN -Fine you got me GGR Big anymore WE ARE IMMORTAL WE ARE CONQUERERS WE ARE GITH Zen as fuck Kung Fu as Fuck Forge Chaos into Reality Fuck off Tieflings! Can I be a classic Monster? Big version or Small Version? Small Vulcans are just space elves These fuckers are just milktoast af Can I be an animal person? Uncommon Races! What sounds appealing to you? Githyanki Githzerai We're on a mission from God AASIMAR Gith Subrace Gith Subrace Volos OKAY YOU HAVE TENTACLES AND MUTATIONS AND YOU'RE LITERALLY A MAD SCIENCE EXPERIMENT SIMIC HYBRID This is the shit I'm .can I be a doppelganger? talking about GGIR Веер Воор Вoр I am Robot No I want to be mysterious Basically Aquaman the best DC superhero CHANGELINGS Eberron KALASHTAR Eberron TRITON WARFORGED Wait, can I do this but more Elf-y?- Volos Eberron ..I don't know what this is Neither do I. Also I'm banning you from my game. A Very Silly Flowchart For Picking Your Next D&D Race
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