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        Hello, Love, and Shit: jumpingiacktrash
 vertisol
 ndedfunyarin
 dduane
 aurelai
 standbyfortitanfall
 thal
 heliosapollo
 losed
 A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE
 HAD A PEN
 yes hello i am here to learn geometries
 That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
 You've all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this
 crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is
 trying to return it. There's been videos of crows picking up sweet
 wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans
 put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to
 return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL
 THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
 Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectiy
 possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it
 belongs to humans.
 Corvids. Who KNOWS.)
 Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason
 and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn't know each other each
 take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab
 meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had
 separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized
 that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting
 over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the
 scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and
 the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a
 peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter
 than we are
 they still shit all over the place and eat garbage
 ok but so do we
Obligatory reference to Unidan
        

            
            

                
                
                    Hello, Love, and Shit: jumpingiacktrash
 vertisol
 ndedfunyarin
 dduane
 aurelai
 standbyfortitanfall
 thal
 heliosapollo
 losed
 A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE
 HAD A PEN
 yes hello i am here to learn geometries
 That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
 You've all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this
 crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is
 trying to return it. There's been videos of crows picking up sweet
 wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans
 put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to
 return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL
 THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
 Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectiy
 possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it
 belongs to humans.
 Corvids. Who KNOWS.)
 Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason
 and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn't know each other each
 take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab
 meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had
 separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized
 that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting
 over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the
 scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and
 the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a
 peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter
 than we are
 they still shit all over the place and eat garbage
 ok but so do we
Obligatory reference to Unidan
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Hello, Love, and Shit: jumpingjacktrash:

vertisol:

offendedfunyarinpa:

dduane:

laurelai:

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

        

            
            

                
                
                    Hello, Love, and Shit: jumpingjacktrash:

vertisol:

offendedfunyarinpa:

dduane:

laurelai:

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Animals, New York, and School: Erica Byfield
 @EricaByfield4NY
 -Follow
 An autistic man say his coworkers in a NYC
 City Council Office tormented him. Slashing his
 prized stuffed animals to mock him
 @NBCNewYork

 09 28 ANM

 oo AT&T LTE
 11:47 ANM
 scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net C

 Magnificent
 @R1R2L1X
 Follow
 @EricaByfield4NY @NBCNewYork it's actually
 way worse than this tweet suggests
 NO SM
 Brooklyn Councilman Vincent Gentile has been named in a $10..
 View Full Caption
 BROOKLYN - A city councilman and his staff
 bullied an aide with autism with pranks such as
 littering his desk with decapitated stuffed
 animals and locking him in a basement, a $10
 million lawsuit claims.
 DNAinfo/Nicholas Rizzi
babydreamgirl:
aaliyah-appollonia:


anxious-strawberry:

don-teriestiel:

teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos:

runningfromomelas:

transfaabulous:

so-many-miles-to-go:

bitterbitchclubpresident:

bellygangstaboo:

Bistreich’s suit alleges that both Gentile — a Democrat who represents Bath Beach, Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst and Dyker Heights — and his chief of staff John Mancuso targeted him because of his diagnosis and tormented him with pranks so distressing he was forced to quit his job in June 2016.
Mancuso once organized a mass-decapitation of the stuffed animals Bistreich kept on his desk.
Bistreich found his Teddy bears with their heads ripped off — with one mounted on a flagpole — and a stuffed toy dog had been gutted and painted red to seem bloody.


The suit also claims the bullying was tolerated and encouraged by Gentile, who laughed and clapped his hands when a staff member compared Bistreich to Avonte Oquendo — the autistic boy who died after escaping his school through an unattended exit — by suggesting Bistreich “test the doors.”




This is so gross!


These are grown adults bullying someone like they are on an elementary school playground.


I have to continue believing that for every one asshole there are at least two caring people..

Gentile told Bistreich his “ticking” had gotten worse. He said, “We know your condition, but when you twitch like that it’s unnerving to people” and asked “Can you look into upping your medication?” the lawsuit claims.(x)
that is so disgusting, and highly illegal. I hope Bistreich wins the lawsuit.

Did someone fix the stuffed animals for him? Does he still have them?
If not, and he still has the parts, is there a way I could offer to do it?  I’m a seamstress and have done stuffed toy repair before. 

He probably doesn’t have them right now, since they’re likely being used as evidence, but I’m confident he’ll get them back at some point, whereupon we can help repair them.
For now, though, can we send stuffed animals his way? What kind does he prefer?

Mr. Bistreich is hyperempathetic and identifies with his stuffed animals. 
This is important. He feels real empathy for these stuffed animals and sees himself in them. 
His coworkers knew this. It was soon after Mr. Bistreich disclosed his hyperempathy toward his stuffed animals that this ‘prank’ (read: abuse) occurred. 
It was a calculated attack intended to intimidate and traumatize.


This is so sickening for me to read. I have an autistic brother who is also hyperempathic , and he’s also got a large collection of stuffed animals. He cries whenever one gets too worn to keep. 
Just…. Why would you do this? How could you be so cruel?


This made me cry in public. We do not deserved to be treated like this.


Can someone start a donation of stuffed animals for him please?? Like those people were so horrible and he deserves the world.


Sigh even I first read this I cried and now again


I like never ever cry but I just did and this made me grab my bear so tight I want these demons fired sued and exiled

        

            
            

                
                
                    Animals, New York, and School: Erica Byfield
 @EricaByfield4NY
 -Follow
 An autistic man say his coworkers in a NYC
 City Council Office tormented him. Slashing his
 prized stuffed animals to mock him
 @NBCNewYork

 09 28 ANM

 oo AT&T LTE
 11:47 ANM
 scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net C

 Magnificent
 @R1R2L1X
 Follow
 @EricaByfield4NY @NBCNewYork it's actually
 way worse than this tweet suggests
 NO SM
 Brooklyn Councilman Vincent Gentile has been named in a $10..
 View Full Caption
 BROOKLYN - A city councilman and his staff
 bullied an aide with autism with pranks such as
 littering his desk with decapitated stuffed
 animals and locking him in a basement, a $10
 million lawsuit claims.
 DNAinfo/Nicholas Rizzi
babydreamgirl:
aaliyah-appollonia:


anxious-strawberry:

don-teriestiel:

teenage-mutant-angsty-zukos:

runningfromomelas:

transfaabulous:

so-many-miles-to-go:

bitterbitchclubpresident:

bellygangstaboo:

Bistreich’s suit alleges that both Gentile — a Democrat who represents Bath Beach, Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst and Dyker Heights — and his chief of staff John Mancuso targeted him because of his diagnosis and tormented him with pranks so distressing he was forced to quit his job in June 2016.
Mancuso once organized a mass-decapitation of the stuffed animals Bistreich kept on his desk.
Bistreich found his Teddy bears with their heads ripped off — with one mounted on a flagpole — and a stuffed toy dog had been gutted and painted red to seem bloody.


The suit also claims the bullying was tolerated and encouraged by Gentile, who laughed and clapped his hands when a staff member compared Bistreich to Avonte Oquendo — the autistic boy who died after escaping his school through an unattended exit — by suggesting Bistreich “test the doors.”




This is so gross!


These are grown adults bullying someone like they are on an elementary school playground.


I have to continue believing that for every one asshole there are at least two caring people..

Gentile told Bistreich his “ticking” had gotten worse. He said, “We know your condition, but when you twitch like that it’s unnerving to people” and asked “Can you look into upping your medication?” the lawsuit claims.(x)
that is so disgusting, and highly illegal. I hope Bistreich wins the lawsuit.

Did someone fix the stuffed animals for him? Does he still have them?
If not, and he still has the parts, is there a way I could offer to do it?  I’m a seamstress and have done stuffed toy repair before. 

He probably doesn’t have them right now, since they’re likely being used as evidence, but I’m confident he’ll get them back at some point, whereupon we can help repair them.
For now, though, can we send stuffed animals his way? What kind does he prefer?

Mr. Bistreich is hyperempathetic and identifies with his stuffed animals. 
This is important. He feels real empathy for these stuffed animals and sees himself in them. 
His coworkers knew this. It was soon after Mr. Bistreich disclosed his hyperempathy toward his stuffed animals that this ‘prank’ (read: abuse) occurred. 
It was a calculated attack intended to intimidate and traumatize.


This is so sickening for me to read. I have an autistic brother who is also hyperempathic , and he’s also got a large collection of stuffed animals. He cries whenever one gets too worn to keep. 
Just…. Why would you do this? How could you be so cruel?


This made me cry in public. We do not deserved to be treated like this.


Can someone start a donation of stuffed animals for him please?? Like those people were so horrible and he deserves the world.


Sigh even I first read this I cried and now again


I like never ever cry but I just did and this made me grab my bear so tight I want these demons fired sued and exiled

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's
 The Laziest Thing You've Ever
 Done? Some Of These Answers
 Are Pure Genius
 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back
 to my table
 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping
 with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to
 sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to
 sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides
 until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser
 pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides
 where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on
 the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has
 now become a routine that my cat will wait by
 the door for the laser before laying down
 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from
 bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights
 on
 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going
 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor
 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in
 upstairs to grab the DVD
 classroom were broken. Went home.
 bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no
 where to put it put it back in his nose
 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second
 Youtube video
 8. TV remote was2 feet out of reach, so l
 downloaded the remote control app instead.
 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow
 because the cat jumped up in front of the TV
 sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell
 asleep
 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off
 lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made
 an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it
 to one of the programmable keys on my
 keyboard
 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant.
 Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a
 piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it
 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster
 truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac
 with it... all from the comfort of my living room
 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11
 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers
 to the 0 before I hit start.
 14. I was drunk one night and decided the
 bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats
 litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the
 morning so I just threw the whole litter box in
 the garbage
 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room
 to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to
 reach the mini fridge and light switch from her
 bed, and the other could reach the the window
 and AC/ heat from her bed.. we never fought
 again
 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to
 eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes
 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to
 download a textbook that I had left in another
 room
 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on
 till 2 months later.
 19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates
 and cutlery
 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room
 and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't
 want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with
 febreze
Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious
        

            
            

                
                
                    Cats, Dogs, and Drunk: 20 Students Were Asked "What's
 The Laziest Thing You've Ever
 Done? Some Of These Answers
 Are Pure Genius
 1. Called the restaurant to send the waiter back
 to my table
 2. I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping
 with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to
 sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to
 sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides
 until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser
 pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides
 where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on
 the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has
 now become a routine that my cat will wait by
 the door for the laser before laying down
 3. Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from
 bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights
 on
 4. I downloaded a movie instead of going
 5. Drove to class. Escalators up to third floor
 6. Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in
 upstairs to grab the DVD
 classroom were broken. Went home.
 bed one morning. Picked his nose and had no
 where to put it put it back in his nose
 7. I tried to skip to the good part of a 33 second
 Youtube video
 8. TV remote was2 feet out of reach, so l
 downloaded the remote control app instead.
 9. I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow
 because the cat jumped up in front of the TV
 sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell
 asleep
 10. Used to have one of those 'clap on, clap off
 lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made
 an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it
 to one of the programmable keys on my
 keyboard
 11. I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant.
 Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a
 piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it
 12. Attached my dog's leash to my RC monster
 truck car and walked her around the cul-de-sac
 with it... all from the comfort of my living room
 13. I always heat things in the microwave for 1:11
 or 2:22 because I'm too lazy to move my fingers
 to the 0 before I hit start.
 14. I was drunk one night and decided the
 bathroom was too far away. So I peed in my cats
 litter box. Didn't feel like cleaning it up in the
 morning so I just threw the whole litter box in
 the garbage
 15. My roommate and I arranged our dorm room
 to be "lazy-capable." One person was able to
 reach the mini fridge and light switch from her
 bed, and the other could reach the the window
 and AC/ heat from her bed.. we never fought
 again
 16. Eating my food directly from the pot to
 eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes
 17. Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to
 download a textbook that I had left in another
 room
 18. Washed bed sheets. Didn't put the sheets on
 till 2 months later.
 19. I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates
 and cutlery
 20. My dishes were piling up in my dorm room
 and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn't
 want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with
 febreze
Whats the laziest thing you have ever done? This is hilarious
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Animals, Desperate, and Dogs: sistercrow
 stormcloak
 Cilford the Big Red Dog by Sandara
 OH MY GOD
 Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either
 Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency
 developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
 they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
 better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog
 Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
 shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
 birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter
 To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
 incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They
 are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
 one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem
 Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side
 Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
 project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately
 the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
 retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
 Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape
 Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
 movie
 Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and
 we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
 into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods
 constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn
 one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
 hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the
 hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture
 footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town
 Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is
 destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
 property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides
 Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
 huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer)
 gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother
 wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
 receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
 massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free
 immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
 them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack
 What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant
 cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
 Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that
 Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
 enough for him to finish the beast off for good
 The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
 them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the
 legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth
 knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride
 into battle against the forces of evil once more
 The credits roll
 Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of
 waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white
 The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
 rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out
 to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in
 the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf
 into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore
 from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a
 hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
 arms around himself to fight off the cold
 He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
 wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
 threat to the two
 "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I
 worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the
 Birdwell Island incident."
 "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
 gnoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot
 in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I
 was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly
 excited to talk with you.
 You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you
 work for?"
 The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you
 about the Avengers Initiative.
 mo
 re Fun on likealaugh.org
Clifford the Big Red Dog
        

            
            

                
                
                    Animals, Desperate, and Dogs: sistercrow
 stormcloak
 Cilford the Big Red Dog by Sandara
 OH MY GOD
 Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either
 Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency
 developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
 they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
 better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog
 Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
 shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
 birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter
 To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
 incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They
 are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
 one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem
 Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side
 Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
 project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately
 the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
 retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
 Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape
 Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
 movie
 Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and
 we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
 into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods
 constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn
 one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
 hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the
 hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture
 footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town
 Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is
 destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
 property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides
 Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
 huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer)
 gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother
 wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
 receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
 massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free
 immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
 them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack
 What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant
 cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
 Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that
 Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
 enough for him to finish the beast off for good
 The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
 them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the
 legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth
 knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride
 into battle against the forces of evil once more
 The credits roll
 Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of
 waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white
 The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
 rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out
 to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in
 the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf
 into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore
 from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a
 hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
 arms around himself to fight off the cold
 He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
 wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
 threat to the two
 "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I
 worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the
 Birdwell Island incident."
 "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
 gnoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot
 in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I
 was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly
 excited to talk with you.
 You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you
 work for?"
 The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you
 about the Avengers Initiative.
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