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Funny, Life, and Saw: This is where l draw the line
Would you like to go out
again?
Absolutely not
I'm a little surprised. May I
ask why?
First of all, you said, and I
quote, "I just don't think Will
Ferrell is that funny" which
is the most ridiculous thing
I've heard this entire month
Secondly, when I asked you
if you saw Stepbrothers you
said "what's that?"
You're not being serious
right now
Honestly just delete my
number
Sometimes you have to cut people out of your life. https://t.co/XfUuly4lu6
Sometimes you have to cut people out of your life. https://t.co/XfUuly4lu6
Memes, United, and English: THE UNITED STATES
NEEDS TO DO MORE..
10,000 REFUGEES A
YEAR IS NOT ENOUGH
GEORGE CLOONEY
MOVES BACK TO U.S. FROM LAVISH
ENGLISH MANSION
TU RN I N
POINT USA
DUE TO SAFETY CONCERNS FROM REFUGEES
...Seems A Little Hypocritical 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
...Seems A Little Hypocritical 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:)
17:08
Do u have a pic so i know who im
talking too
17:08
There's a pic as my WhatsApp image
17:08
Cant see one
17:08
You can also check it out on my
website
17:09
There you can read everything about
me and what I do :)
17:09
My name is
17:09
Hi
17:10
U look lovely
17:10
Thanks 17:11
Am i ok naked 17:11
IType a message
Yes that is fine, as long as you don't
mind me covering up your bits, I don't
much care for looking at everyone's:
If you're naked it is easier getting to
the parts you use a lot for MMA
17:12
Hahahhaa 17:12
I do get aroused usually when my
thighs are massaged so hope ur not
offended
17:13
As long as I don't have to do anything
sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily
functions happen
17:13
Quite often even 1713
Aww thats good then 17:14
I had a masseuse give me a horrible
shouting at
17:14
That's strange, it's not something yc
can usually control
17:14
Type a message OO
I know17:14
I said jokingly after you should be
flattered
17:15
That didnt help at all lo17:15
Hahaha 17:15
Do u have a pic
17:15
Of what? 17:16/
You 17:16
Another pic 17:16
Why do you need another pic? 17:17
Just making sure its you
17:17
Well it is my website 17:17
So l'd hope it's me 1717
Cmon 17:17
|Type a message
You can compare the phone numbers
17:17
Just 1 pic 17:18
I don't think it's necessary 17:18
Please
17:18
No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little
strange. You've seen a picture of me,
and even then I don't think it would
matter by who the massage is as
long as it helps your muscles 17:20
Well u are nice looking which helps
17:20
I'm sure it does 17:21
Im defo ok naked
17:21
Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask
for it so much. I'm not doing anythir
sexual
17:22
lype a message
I just like it tbh 17-22
Nothing sexual wanted 17:22
Just feels nice while u massage
17:23
Then it's fine 17:23
ld prefer uncovered
17:23
And I don't. I don't want to look at
everyone's bits
17:23
Im not everyone lol 17:24
For me you are a client. I cover
everyone up, you are one of everyone
1 7:24、//
Can i touch myself under the towel
while u massage
17:24
I'm going to stop replying now 17:25
Stay 17:26
Type a message
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
![Apparently, Beautiful, and Confused: Hi
Morning
Your holiday Monday off to a
good start?
Monday 09:15
Yes nice what r u looking for on
tinder
Monday 12:13
Nothing specific. I'm not around
for long
Monday 18:15
Ok
Today 06:20
I feel the hunger on foreign
skin,
wants to absorb the scent of
foreign skin,
I want to drill my teeth into your
flesh
Draw marks on my skin with my
nails.
I want to feel how you give
yourself to me,
how you become soft and
yielding,
deliver you, just feel, just give,
until you melt helpless in my
arms
I want to drink you empty like a
sweet fruit,
absorb your pain and moans
into me
Take heat and give it. Playing
on your nipples,
until your moans penetrate my
ear like a beautiful melody.
l want to touch, dominate,
explore
to the last corner of your soul
And then start over.
Slowly. Persevering. Relish
I let your soul slip through my
hands,
shape and encourage you
Protect you.
I will kiss your tears away.
Find you nice. Over and over
again
Today 07:49
Today 08:21
....huh?
When was ur last sex
Today 09:32
I'm very confused about the turn
this conversation has taken
I thought you were looking for
feedback on your....poetry. Or
whatever that was
Did u read the poem?
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
Sent
GIF
Type a message...
I did. Are you looking for
constructive feedback?
I am lookin for a feedback
about what u feel it u like it
Well, some of your metaphors
are a little off. l'd also look at
breaking out the old thesaurus
the use of 'foreign skin' twice
in two lines and 'moans' twice
in one stanza could do with
changing up. Also, beginning
stanzas 2,3 & 4 with 'l want' is
a good device, but you need
to carry it through to the rest
of the stanzas for it to really be
effective
Also very unsure on the find you
nice' line
All together it's a good
beginning effort
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like this type of sex
Surely the sex in the poem is a
metaphor for death though? It's
not intended to be read literally
as a sex act
Do u read the dominant part?
Yes, I want to touch [... last
corner of your soul' - death is
the ultimate dominator, and
through the end of life manages
to reach through to the very
ends of our souls
There is a feeling of rebirth, new
life in this stanza though 'and
then start over [...] persevering
Maybe this is more about loss
and finding oneself again than it
is about death
Sent
GIF
Type a message..
Do u like domiant men?
The world is full of dominant
men and it doesn't seem to be
working so well for it
Sent
Type a message
GIF
..
Apparently not ready for the literary critique](https://pics.me.me/hi-morning-your-holiday-monday-off-to-a-good-start-31998631.png)
Apparently not ready for the literary critique
Memes, 🤖, and Job: Interviewer: so tell me a little
about yourself
Me: ld rather not, i really need
this job
Snag some dankness at dankmemesgang.com 😂😂👌👌
Snag some dankness at dankmemesgang.com 😂😂👌👌
Funny, Lmao, and Slow Motion: I for real thought it was in slow
motion at first G
Lmao playing with the little mans feeling😂
Lmao playing with the little mans feeling😂
Ignorant, Love, and Memes: March 29, 2018 at 6:13 PM
THANKS for all the publicity today. Y'all
know damn well I ain't going down that
road. There is no need to even defend
myself on the matter. Everyone that's
around (girl/guy) are my HOMIES. NO
FOUL PLAY... NO IGNORANT SHIT. END
of discussion . LOVE
chrisbrownofficial TOUR TICKETS AVAILABLE
(AND BY THE WAY, THATS LITTLE DICKY)
COM
ChrisBrown responds to the previous story regarding pictures that surfaced of him with his hands around a females neck (see previous post)
ChrisBrown responds to the previous story regarding pictures that surfaced of him with his hands around a females neck (see previous post)
Bitch, Memes, and Fuck: me: I don't hold grudges
also me: fuck Jessica from 3rd grade
Little bitch 😏 Go and follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
Little bitch 😏 Go and follow @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
Ferrari, Memes, and 🤖: This is the 582bhp Ferrari V8 powered Maserati Levante Trofeo! It's got a 3.8-litre twin-turbo V8 similar to what you'll find in the Ferrari Portofino except that it has a crossplane crankshaft. It's a little slower than the Stelvio Quadrifoglio to 62mph at 3.9 seconds but it trumps the Alfa in the top speed rankings: it'll top out at over 186mph 😱💨. Read more over on @carthrottlenews 🙌🏻
This is the 582bhp Ferrari V8 powered Maserati Levante Trofeo! It's got a 3.8-litre twin-turbo V8 similar to what you'll find in the Ferrari...
![Memes, Yeah, and Best: 4am. Tam up late writing. Vanessa is asleep. Still basically
asleep, she calls out "Lin?"
Vanessa: What are you doing?
Me: I couldn't sleep. I'm writing
Vanessa: Oh. You're such a unique little gem.
Me: Oh yeah?
Vanessa: A unique little gem no one knows what to do with.
Vanessa: You can use that for a song lyric. Goodbye!
[Vanessa rolls over. End of play.]
On this date in 2014. Sleeptalking @VAMNit is super rare but the best. https://t.co/0ERC9P9ndv](https://pics.me.me/4am-tam-up-late-writing-vanessa-is-asleep-still-basically-31881803.png)
