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Asshole Rat: 470 L AT&T LIC ORIGINALI Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With Scientific Study Researchers at Harvard are incredibly annoyed with a lab rat they describe as "a real asshole." "We're trying to research how obesity impacts brain function," explained Dr. Stu Macho. "To do that, we got all these normal rats and started observing them. Then this little fucker, we call him # 42 , starts eating a ton. He got super fat and starts walking into his cage walls like a moron when we try to observe him. But then, at night, he's completely normal. It's totally throwing off our data. He's being a real shithead." This isn't the first time #42 has ruined an experiment. Dr. Macho explains, "I once ran an experiment to test whether the scent of cats was frightening to rats. We gave them a treat every time they pushed a big red button. Then we sprayed it with cat scent. Literally every single rat was too scared to push the red button Imean, look at this little shithead except #42. He pushed it, winked, and then held his little paws out for his treat. He's such an asshole, his data screwed my entire thesis. myuuzaki Ladies and gentlemen, this is science in a nutshell Asshole Rat
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: idontcareforgob: officialaarrusvakarian we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what's up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here's the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security's routine. It would escape and be back between the guards round. An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he cimbed up Over the rim and squirted water at it to short it. noctopuses, man.
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daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. 😳😳😳 : aRARE daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. 😳😳😳
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Tardigrades are cool: No one: This little fucker: Fiespaun Tardigrades are cool
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Nemo is a ReAl bOi, nice: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker: this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college-I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Nemo is a ReAl bOi, nice
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Play time is over @drgrayfang: Tired of watching your kid? Pack that little fucker away for a bit Play time is over @drgrayfang
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Drop kick that little fucker.: 9 year old me in my parents room on christmas morning Drop kick that little fucker.
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This little fucker by vertical006 MORE MEMES: This variant of the Goldentail Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana. (source) nicepost sorry the what? the what moray cromerholt scientist: let's call you the... goldentail banana eel: [bites scientist] scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea: This little fucker by vertical006 MORE MEMES
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This little fucker via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2roJA8A: This variant of the Goldentail Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana. (source) nicepost sorry the what? the what moray cromerholt scientist: let's call you the... goldentail banana eel: [bites scientist] scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea: This little fucker via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2roJA8A
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This little fucker via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2roJA8A: This variant of the Goldentail Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana. (source) nicepost sorry the what? the what moray cromerholt scientist: let's call you the... goldentail banana eel: [bites scientist] scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea: This little fucker via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2roJA8A
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Michaelangelo: Renaissance Robert Pattinson: also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope the blond one, you see his right hand? that's called the fig and it's an old worid european gesture for 'fuck you" because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope's chair what a badass It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson Michaelangelo: Renaissance Robert Pattinson
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Michaelangelo: Renaissance Robert Pattinson: also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope the blond one, you see his right hand? that's called the fig and it's an old worid european gesture for 'fuck you" because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope's chair what a badass It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson Michaelangelo: Renaissance Robert Pattinson
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More like the flys getting ready to get laid: I trapped 2 wasps and a fly in a glass. Because I hate wasps and wanted to see how sturdy flys are I gased them with cigarette smoke. Now look at this little fucker rubbing his hands at the wasps demise. More like the flys getting ready to get laid
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bradleyswhitford:this isn’t even satire this is true : The Onion @TheOnion Following American People Admit Having Facebook Data Stolen Kind Of Worth It To Watch That Little Fucker Squirm trib.al/Bq1c4S 3:26 PM -22 Mar 2018 bradleyswhitford:this isn’t even satire this is true
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siryouarebeingmocked: yourpoliticsarestupid: mother-child-life: luchadoreofliberty: youre-a-fucking-human-being: perspectivemax: us-army-world-tour: huffpost: As Pride month comes to a close, Desmond Is Amazing, the ten-year-old drag kid from New York, is living proof that the future is queer. ❤️ Wow this is incredibly fucked Man his parents are making a killing off this kid. Exploiting that little fucker for dime they can get Jesus christ you can practically see him reading the cue cards she wrote for him. 10 years old is not a time to think about sexuality or being a drag queen. You should be a kid playing with other kids and doing kid stuff. This absolutely breaks my heart. Child abuse, plain and simple. watched an episode of Drag Race when I was two, decided to become a drag queen There’s people who are thirty who don’t make life choices as big as that. …I’ve heard I sadly would not be surprised if this kid offs himself before he’s 20. Everybody acting like this is normal and healthy needs to get a fucking grip.: l was born in Pride month in the year 2007 siryouarebeingmocked: yourpoliticsarestupid: mother-child-life: luchadoreofliberty: youre-a-fucking-human-being: perspectivemax: us-army-world-tour: huffpost: As Pride month comes to a close, Desmond Is Amazing, the ten-year-old drag kid from New York, is living proof that the future is queer. ❤️ Wow this is incredibly fucked Man his parents are making a killing off this kid. Exploiting that little fucker for dime they can get Jesus christ you can practically see him reading the cue cards she wrote for him. 10 years old is not a time to think about sexuality or being a drag queen. You should be a kid playing with other kids and doing kid stuff. This absolutely breaks my heart. Child abuse, plain and simple. watched an episode of Drag Race when I was two, decided to become a drag queen There’s people who are thirty who don’t make life choices as big as that. …I’ve heard I sadly would not be surprised if this kid offs himself before he’s 20. Everybody acting like this is normal and healthy needs to get a fucking grip.
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Little Fucker: me holding my soul after i call my dog and the little fucker ignores me
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If ur not following @ship by now ur seriously messing up: Jim @edwardsjamie210 that's that little fucker from the short before incredibles 2 punani gramps @nickreznik me rn Show this thread If ur not following @ship by now ur seriously messing up
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My worst is my best. But prettier.: nosey little fucker aren't you My worst is my best. But prettier.
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bradleyswhitford: this isn’t even satire this is true : The Onion @TheOnion Following American People Admit Havina Facebook Data Stolen Kind Of Worth It To Watch That Little Fucker Squirm trib.al/Bq1c4S 3:26 PM -22 Mar 2018 bradleyswhitford: this isn’t even satire this is true
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bradleyswhitford: this isn’t even satire this is true : The Onion @TheOnion Following American People Admit Havina Facebook Data Stolen Kind Of Worth It To Watch That Little Fucker Squirm trib.al/Bq1c4S 3:26 PM -22 Mar 2018 bradleyswhitford: this isn’t even satire this is true
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bradleyswhitford: this isn’t even satire this is true : The Onion @TheOnion Following American People Admit Havina Facebook Data Stolen Kind Of Worth It To Watch That Little Fucker Squirm trib.al/Bq1c4S 3:26 PM -22 Mar 2018 bradleyswhitford: this isn’t even satire this is true
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<p>Witnessed this change of heart today on FB via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2AAHepL">http://ift.tt/2AAHepL</a></p>: Caught the little fucker finally. What do you all think I should do with it? Anything other than death is an unacceptable answer. ts Guess I'm gonna get him a cage, bedding and food. <p>Witnessed this change of heart today on FB via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2AAHepL">http://ift.tt/2AAHepL</a></p>
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<p>Witnessed this change of heart today on FB</p>: Caught the little fucker finally. What do you all think I should do with it? Anything other than death is an unacceptable answer. ts Guess I'm gonna get him a cage, bedding and food. <p>Witnessed this change of heart today on FB</p>
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Finding nemo: nomwrecker sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Finding nemo
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Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there last night and we were supposed to stay there again tonight but last night it was just horrible (I'm talking no hot water, broken bed, dirty, NO WIFI) so this morning we decided to take all our stuff with us when we left for the day to go into the city (two hours away) and while we were in the city we were gonna look for another hotel and if we found one we were just gonna stay in the city. So we went down to the front desk and told them that we had an early flight the next morning in the city (which is true) so if we found a hotel there we might just stay but if we couldn't we would come back so could they please keep our room (we'd already paid for it mind you) and we gave them back the keys and left. Fast forward eight hours we couldn't find any hotels anywhere around cuz there's some sort of festival going on at the moment so we decided to drive two hours back to the hotel. We got back and went up to the front desk, only to find out that they had ALREADY SOLD OUR ROOM TO SOMEONE ELSE. So we got our money back and drove back to the city, and went looking around one more time for a hotel. Fast forward another hour and a huge ass roaming charge on my phone and now we just decided to stay the night at the airport. To be honest though I'm happier here than at that hotel because at least the fucking airport has wifi :) -mio: sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Alright STORYTIME: So my mum and I were meant to stay for two nights at this hotel in the middle of nowhere in Denmark and we stayed there last night and we were supposed to stay there again tonight but last night it was just horrible (I'm talking no hot water, broken bed, dirty, NO WIFI) so this morning we decided to take all our stuff with us when we left for the day to go into the city (two hours away) and while we were in the city we were gonna look for another hotel and if we found one we were just gonna stay in the city. So we went down to the front desk and told them that we had an early flight the next morning in the city (which is true) so if we found a hotel there we might just stay but if we couldn't we would come back so could they please keep our room (we'd already paid for it mind you) and we gave them back the keys and left. Fast forward eight hours we couldn't find any hotels anywhere around cuz there's some sort of festival going on at the moment so we decided to drive two hours back to the hotel. We got back and went up to the front desk, only to find out that they had ALREADY SOLD OUR ROOM TO SOMEONE ELSE. So we got our money back and drove back to the city, and went looking around one more time for a hotel. Fast forward another hour and a huge ass roaming charge on my phone and now we just decided to stay the night at the airport. To be honest though I'm happier here than at that hotel because at least the fucking airport has wifi :) -mio
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Follow for more funny tumblr and textposts!!: nomwrecker sorcererinslytherin: homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter s litle fucker goes to my college-I've met him.TO worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god Follow for more funny tumblr and textposts!!
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The only adult decision I want to make is eating ice cream for breakfast while smoking cigarettes. Also, if we're friends and you have a child, I've 10000% given that little fucker the finger when you weren't looking (IG: @queeensass): everyone is getting married and having babies and I still haven't unpacked from a trip I took in 2009 The only adult decision I want to make is eating ice cream for breakfast while smoking cigarettes. Also, if we're friends and you have a child, I've 10000% given that little fucker the finger when you weren't looking (IG: @queeensass)
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Itachi loved his dino | Follow @itechimemes for more! ❤ - - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Follow my homies @minato.official @narutofacts_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hashtags: . . . . Anime animes fairytail deathnote onepiece attackontitan shingekinokyojin blackbutler naruto narutoshippuden tokyoghoul owarinoseraph otaku animefacts swordartonline pokemon sao kpop onepunchman haikyuu kurokonobasket freeiwatobiswimclub yurionice otakus animeedit amv danganronpa mysticmessenger totoro studioghibli: The little fucker stole my dinosuar. He will pay one day Five years later That's for stealing my dinosaur you little shit. Itachi loved his dino | Follow @itechimemes for more! ❤ - - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Follow my homies @minato.official @narutofacts_ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hashtags: . . . . Anime animes fairytail deathnote onepiece attackontitan shingekinokyojin blackbutler naruto narutoshippuden tokyoghoul owarinoseraph otaku animefacts swordartonline pokemon sao kpop onepunchman haikyuu kurokonobasket freeiwatobiswimclub yurionice otakus animeedit amv danganronpa mysticmessenger totoro studioghibli
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oh my gosh https://t.co/d89HJdq23d: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker: this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college ve met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him. oh my god oh my gosh https://t.co/d89HJdq23d
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oh my gosh https://t.co/d89HJdq23d: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker: this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college ve met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him. oh my god oh my gosh https://t.co/d89HJdq23d
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https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker: this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college ve met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him. oh my god https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp
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https://t.co/FCj2EVFOMn: shadsasaur: i taught the cats to high five for treats, but now nova thinks high fiving will get anything he wants. i just tried to eat some pringles, he tried layin a sick five down, but no these are my fukkin chips cat! i hid my hands to stop him.... and the little fucker climbs on my lap, looks deep into my eyes, and slowly, gingerly, lifts one paw and boops me on the fukkin nose what the fuck even are cats Source: shadsasaur https://t.co/FCj2EVFOMn
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Little Fucker: nose y little fucker aren't you yeah-okay-seph stunningpicture I noticed some writing on my godfather s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so could read it. Well, then. I need this shirt.
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Ba Dum Tshhhh 👽 - Sent in by FunnyPokemonAmbassador @Turtw1g_ ! Thanks! ___________ Want to become an official Funny Pokemon Ambassador too? Then DM us your best and funniest pokemon memes to feature 😀 ___________ pokemon nintendo anime art geek deviantart pokemonart videogames comics pikachu meme draw dankmemes pokemoncards followme gamer gaming pokemontcg dank pokemongo omg pokemonmemes animals likeme lol disney pikachu pokeball: skyforme-shaymin: arbokstarship: IM SO DONE WITH POKEMON RIGHT NOW l ONLY REALIZED TODAY THAT THIS LITTLE FUCKER SHAYMIN IS NOT JUST A HEDGEHOG IT IS LITERALY A HEDGEHOG FUCKING POKEMON IM5000% DONE WITH YOU TODAY oh my god Ba Dum Tshhhh 👽 - Sent in by FunnyPokemonAmbassador @Turtw1g_ ! Thanks! ___________ Want to become an official Funny Pokemon Ambassador too? Then DM us your best and funniest pokemon memes to feature 😀 ___________ pokemon nintendo anime art geek deviantart pokemonart videogames comics pikachu meme draw dankmemes pokemoncards followme gamer gaming pokemontcg dank pokemongo omg pokemonmemes animals likeme lol disney pikachu pokeball
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<p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p> <p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p> <p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p> <p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p> <p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p> <p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p> <p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p> <p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p> <p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p> <p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p> <p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p> <p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p> <p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p> <p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p> <p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p> <p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p> <p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p> <p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p> <p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck</p> <p>Please tell me this is not real</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF America?</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p> </blockquote>: ACLU The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States Seattle International Portland d'A Great Falls Grand Forks luth Salem Bismarck Sault Ste. 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Antonio Victoria St. Petersburg West Palm Beach Corpus Christ Fort Lauderdale Miami Cape Coral Fairbanks McAllen Brawnsville The Constitution-Free Zone of the United States uneau Honolulu Nearly 2 out of 3 Americans (197.4 million people) live within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders, according to 2007 figures from the US Census Bureau. <p><a href="http://bot-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/158832562003/blackdogsilver-engineer-pearl0" class="tumblr_blog">bot-with-a-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackdogsilver.tumblr.com/post/158743870941/engineer-pearl0-pantslesswrock-you-fucking" class="tumblr_blog">blackdogsilver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://engineer-pearl0.tumblr.com/post/158717398583/pantslesswrock-you-fucking-see-this-map" class="tumblr_blog">engineer-pearl0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantslesswrock.tumblr.com/post/44687641245/you-fucking-see-this-map-motherfuckers-you">pantslesswrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?</p> <p>YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?</p> <p>YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?</p> <p><strong>THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE</strong></p> <p>DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?</p> <p>DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?</p> <p>THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE</p> <p><strong>ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED</strong><strong><br/></strong></p> <p>THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, <strong>THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>THIS EQUATES TO <strong>NEARLY <em>200 MILLION</em> FUCKING AMERICANS, OR <em>2/3RDS</em> OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY</strong></p> <p>IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, <strong>YOU RIGHT NOW</strong> DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE</p> <p><strong>THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY</strong> IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER</p> <p>THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, <strong>ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII</strong></p> <p>JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN</p> <p>LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: <strong>THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, </strong>AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT</p> <p>INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT</p> <p>POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO <strong>MOTHERFUCKING </strong>THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID</p> <p>AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS</p> <p><strong><em><big><big><big><big>MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE</big></big></big></big></em></strong></p> <p><strong><em><br/></em></strong>cuz this shit ain’t right.</p> <p>EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS</p> <p>ALSO <a href="http://www.storyleak.com/are-you-living-in-fourth-amendment-exclusion-zone/">THIS</a> AND <a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/02/electronics-border-seizures/">THIS</a> AND MOTHERFUCKING <a href="https://www.aclu.org/files/assets/dhs_border_search_report_foia.pdf">THIS</a></p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck</p> <p>Please tell me this is not real</p> </blockquote> <p>WTF America?</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone">https://www.aclu.org/other/constitution-100-mile-border-zone</a></p> </blockquote>
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Octopuses are going to kill us someday: we-are-star-stuff zerostatereflex An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what's up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here's the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security's routine. It would escape and be back between the guards' round. #omfg #octopi #are so cool. 44,242 notes Octopuses are going to kill us someday
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bands-is-the-answer: I love his Twitter rants so much 😂😂: Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro Why is there a god damn "daddy culture"? Fuck's wrong with ya'll? 2:34 PM 04 Jun 16 Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro I'm 22 years old. If i'm your dad then mom's got some fuckin splainin to do 2:36 PM 04 Jun 16 Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro @WhorrorCreature anyone calling me daddy should 100% be ashamed of themselves i dont care 2:38 PM 04 Jun 16 Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro @chenzomauro and you're grounded you little fucker 2:41 PM 04 Jun 16 Vinny Mauro @chenzomauro I really could care less what ya do just stop calling me your fucking dad or l will call your actual dad and make you explain yourself 2:58 PM 04 Jun 16 bands-is-the-answer: I love his Twitter rants so much 😂😂
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https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp
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😂😂😂 need this: "Just got my new Tshirt" nosey little fucker arent 😂😂😂 need this
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🔹Link in bio if you wanna buy the Tshirt 🔹All sizes with worldwide shipping or head over to @mandemstore for more etc etc🔹 Go ahead and buy 10 of them 👌😎: "Just got my new Tshirt" nosey little fucker aren't you 🔹Link in bio if you wanna buy the Tshirt 🔹All sizes with worldwide shipping or head over to @mandemstore for more etc etc🔹 Go ahead and buy 10 of them 👌😎
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That little fucker: A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home it fucks all the Farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens. Next day, it's fucking the ducks and the geese too. Sadly later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half- dead and vultures circling overhead. Farmer says, "You deserved it, you horny bastard! "The cock opens one eye, points up and says, "Shhhhhh. They're about to land!!" That little fucker
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https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp
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https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker: this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college ve met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him. oh my god https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp
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https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp: homwrecker: sorcererinslytherin homwrecker this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo this little fucker goes to my college- I've met him. To make matter worse, he's sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper "fish are friends, not food" around him oh my god https://t.co/NDEXpsWmNp
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Caught that little fucker - @Dagenius_Jay33 Dagenius_Jay33 ( •_•) ∫\ \____( •_•) _∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \ dageniuscomedy jay funny reblog retweet follow follow followme followers follower nyc newyork queensnyc nycqueens nycbrooklyn followhim lmao comment comments commentbelow popular instagood iphonesia nyc instamood picoftheday bestoftheday: Me as a parent Caught that little fucker - @Dagenius_Jay33 Dagenius_Jay33 ( •_•) ∫\ \____( •_•) _∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \ dageniuscomedy jay funny reblog retweet follow follow followme followers follower nyc newyork queensnyc nycqueens nycbrooklyn followhim lmao comment comments commentbelow popular instagood iphonesia nyc instamood picoftheday bestoftheday
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omg follow @spunky: blazikendall: My brother and I begged my mom to buy us one when were little bc they were horribly overpriced of course and she finally gave in..he got jolteon and I got mew and we spent hours trying to chew the toy out of the ball and it turns out that the little fuckers are actually tiny and the ball just magnifies them to look big and my mom walked in and saw the chewed up mess and spanked us omg follow @spunky
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Little Fucker: Nosey little fucker, aren't you?
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