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Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like to take her sailing So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts πŸ™ƒ" <- Mikey, she likes you πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-mascary)
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Birthday, Memes, and Happy Birthday: Happy Birthday, @carlilloyd! HappyBirthday Lloyd USA USWNT FIFAWWC TheBest

Happy Birthday, @carlilloyd! HappyBirthday Lloyd USA USWNT FIFAWWC TheBest

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Fail, Memes, and πŸ€–: Hakai C: @dragonbxllz - "Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed." ~ Lloyd Jones

Hakai C: @dragonbxllz - "Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed." ~ Lloyd...

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Memes, πŸ€–, and Media: DARK SIDE OF DIMENSION Pria ini loetakkan Nanas di Pameran Seni Bicara tentang kesenian memang tidak semua orang bisa menikmatinya. Karena parameter indah atau tidaknya sebuah karya seni sangat berbeda setiap orang. Dengan alasan itu pula lah seorang pria bernama Ruairi Gray melakukan tindakan nyeleneh yang berakhir lucu Lloyd Jack salah seorang teman Gray menceritakan peristiwa lucu melalui akun media sosialnya @ LIoydJack16. Dalam postingannya Jack mengatakan bahwa ia dan Gray meningalkan sebuah nanas di ruang pameran seni yang diselengarakan oleh Robert Gordon University, sebuah kampus ternama di Skotlandia Tanpa diduga-duga, nanas yang ditinggal di bangku duduk pengunjung pameran seni itu dipindahkan ke meja oleh panitia penyelenggara pameran dan memberinya kaca pelindung. Seorang dosen kemudian bertanya kepada Gray apakah karya seni itu nyata seperti itu Dengan nada yakin, Gray pun menjawab bahwa itu nyata sebuah karya seni. Pria 22 tahun tersebut kemudian meminta untuk melihat yang panitia lakukan terhadap buah nanas itu Bahkan dalam pameran seni itu kemudian orang-orang melihatnya sebagai karya seni, bahkan cerita nanas di ruang pameran seni itu jadi pemberitaan banyak media di Skotlandia. Berikut perjalanan nanas itu 1. Awal mula nanas ini diletakkan di bangku pameran seni. Padahal Gray membelinya dengan harga 1 dollar di supermarket 2. Tak disangka, nanasnya itu dikira sebuah karya seni yang diikutsertakan dalam pameran yang diselengarakan oleh Robert Gordon University. Sehingga dipindahkan dan diberi kaca pelindung 3. Kini nanas tersebut benar-benar menjadi karya seni yang dinikmati para pengunjung 4. Saking ramainya cerita nanas itu sampai diliput oleh media TV di Skotlandia 5. Inilah sosok usil Gray yang meninggalkan nanas di ruang pameran seni. Padahal dia seorang mahasiswa bisnis teknologi informasi Sumber: brilio.net

Bicara tentang kesenian memang tidak semua orang bisa menikmatinya. Karena parameter indah atau tidaknya sebuah karya seni sangat berbeda se...

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Memes, Pool, and Odin: AP Phot Amendola, Pool, File BreakingNews: A judge has agreed to erase AaronHernandez's 2013 murder conviction of Odin Lloyd since he died before his appeal was heard.

BreakingNews: A judge has agreed to erase AaronHernandez's 2013 murder conviction of Odin Lloyd since he died before his appeal was heard.

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