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libertarirynn: vaporwavevocap: cheshireinthemiddle: napoleonbonerfarte: cheshireinthemiddle: pseudopupil: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: But you knowingly broke the law. You could sleep with a 17 year old and the age of consent of your state can lower the next year. You still broke the law. You’re an unfathomably dumb cunt. At least I have a good argument. And since i’ve already gone into great detail proving my point, unless you have something constructive to add, move along. A sound argument is not a good argument, you dummy. Making a sound argument isn’t the same thing as making a good one, and you’ve made a bad argument cause you’re a dumb as fuck bootlicker. We all know breaking the law has consequences, doesn’t mean we have to think it’s morally good, you brain-worm-riddled moron. Something being normal and the accepted reality doesn’t make it reasonable or good. You’re not smart and your rhetoric is garbage-tier. Eat shit. A sound argument is one that is well thought out and covers its bases. Which is what I gave. Your counterargument is…insults. You personally not agreeing with a law doesnt mean that you can just break it. If youre an immigrant coming from a country with a liwer legal drinking age or age of consent, you can see breaking those laws in the US as harmless. You can think they are stupid laws. They might even change in the future. But if you break them in the US, you will be punished. “I personally dont find an. Issue with this law” is not a defense. If you want to do something illegal and think it is unfair, work to have the law changed. Advocate for its change. And abide by the new rules (in this case, get a license, sell only to specific people, and dont sell to children). And this isnt slavery. This isnt criminalized homosexuality. This isnt infringing on your right to live. You can wait to get high in this particular method or sell it to others after it has been legalized. It isnt that hard. You are such an idiot and coward. “Breaking the law is illegal” is the entirety of what you’re saying (congrats on your basic baby brain logic) but its still fucking pathetic you’re defending a heinous prison system simply because you are pussy who loves authority and pointless contrarianism. Like it IS a stupid law and the point of this comic is that no one should lose years (or any time!) of their life over it.  If the government made a law that jaywalking is a felony you’d defend people being locked away only because they “broke the law”. Thats stupid and says more about you than anything. Grow a spine you slug. Another person who just insults and doesnt read. The argument isnt “breaking the law is illegal”, but that knowingly breaking the law comes with predictable punishments. If you dont agree with a law, you advocate for its change. You dont personally get to decide what is and isnt a stupid law. The age of consent in France is 15. And if you live in France, that could seem harmless. But if you immigrated to Japan or the US and started sleeping with 15 year olds, you can argue that it is harmless all you want, but it is still illegal. The government has made leaving your preteen or lower child home alone as a form child abuse. You can have your children taken away if you do it too much. I was left alone at 8 years old. All the time. I was fine. The other little kids left alone were fine. We could handle ourselves. We and Our parents saw it as “harmless”. That doesnt mean the parents cant be pubished for it. “I will break this law because i personally dont like it/think it’s harmless” is acceptable to you until it is used on a law that you actually support. “maybe if those jews didn’t want to get sent to concentration camps they shouldn’t have been jewish in poland.” that’s exactly what you sound like lmao. I’m really not sure what argument you’re trying to go for right now? Oh, i’m sorry, I guess you getting high is comparable to persecution now. Your argument can be used to justify breaking literally any law. There is a HUGE difference between laws that violate your right to live and laws that you just dont feel like following. If you cant see the difference then i feel very sorry for you. It is persecution, if there is no victim there is no crime, therefore treating people like criminals without a crime is persecution. What she said ^ Also forcing people into legal slavery by arresting and imprisoning them for victimless crimes sure as shit sounds like persecution to me.: Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano Follow Ns NEWS MARIJU 4:14 PM 18 Apr 2018 MAKEMAT 1,593 Retweets 4.735 Likes 主与玉丰丰 -- libertarirynn: vaporwavevocap: cheshireinthemiddle: napoleonbonerfarte: cheshireinthemiddle: pseudopupil: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: But you knowingly broke the law. You could sleep with a 17 year old and the age of consent of your state can lower the next year. You still broke the law. You’re an unfathomably dumb cunt. At least I have a good argument. And since i’ve already gone into great detail proving my point, unless you have something constructive to add, move along. A sound argument is not a good argument, you dummy. Making a sound argument isn’t the same thing as making a good one, and you’ve made a bad argument cause you’re a dumb as fuck bootlicker. We all know breaking the law has consequences, doesn’t mean we have to think it’s morally good, you brain-worm-riddled moron. Something being normal and the accepted reality doesn’t make it reasonable or good. You’re not smart and your rhetoric is garbage-tier. Eat shit. A sound argument is one that is well thought out and covers its bases. Which is what I gave. Your counterargument is…insults. You personally not agreeing with a law doesnt mean that you can just break it. If youre an immigrant coming from a country with a liwer legal drinking age or age of consent, you can see breaking those laws in the US as harmless. You can think they are stupid laws. They might even change in the future. But if you break them in the US, you will be punished. “I personally dont find an. Issue with this law” is not a defense. If you want to do something illegal and think it is unfair, work to have the law changed. Advocate for its change. And abide by the new rules (in this case, get a license, sell only to specific people, and dont sell to children). And this isnt slavery. This isnt criminalized homosexuality. This isnt infringing on your right to live. You can wait to get high in this particular method or sell it to others after it has been legalized. It isnt that hard. You are such an idiot and coward. “Breaking the law is illegal” is the entirety of what you’re saying (congrats on your basic baby brain logic) but its still fucking pathetic you’re defending a heinous prison system simply because you are pussy who loves authority and pointless contrarianism. Like it IS a stupid law and the point of this comic is that no one should lose years (or any time!) of their life over it.  If the government made a law that jaywalking is a felony you’d defend people being locked away only because they “broke the law”. Thats stupid and says more about you than anything. Grow a spine you slug. Another person who just insults and doesnt read. The argument isnt “breaking the law is illegal”, but that knowingly breaking the law comes with predictable punishments. If you dont agree with a law, you advocate for its change. You dont personally get to decide what is and isnt a stupid law. The age of consent in France is 15. And if you live in France, that could seem harmless. But if you immigrated to Japan or the US and started sleeping with 15 year olds, you can argue that it is harmless all you want, but it is still illegal. The government has made leaving your preteen or lower child home alone as a form child abuse. You can have your children taken away if you do it too much. I was left alone at 8 years old. All the time. I was fine. The other little kids left alone were fine. We could handle ourselves. We and Our parents saw it as “harmless”. That doesnt mean the parents cant be pubished for it. “I will break this law because i personally dont like it/think it’s harmless” is acceptable to you until it is used on a law that you actually support. “maybe if those jews didn’t want to get sent to concentration camps they shouldn’t have been jewish in poland.” that’s exactly what you sound like lmao. I’m really not sure what argument you’re trying to go for right now? Oh, i’m sorry, I guess you getting high is comparable to persecution now. Your argument can be used to justify breaking literally any law. There is a HUGE difference between laws that violate your right to live and laws that you just dont feel like following. If you cant see the difference then i feel very sorry for you. It is persecution, if there is no victim there is no crime, therefore treating people like criminals without a crime is persecution. What she said ^ Also forcing people into legal slavery by arresting and imprisoning them for victimless crimes sure as shit sounds like persecution to me.
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vaporwavevocap: cheshireinthemiddle: napoleonbonerfarte: cheshireinthemiddle: pseudopupil: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: But you knowingly broke the law. You could sleep with a 17 year old and the age of consent of your state can lower the next year. You still broke the law. You’re an unfathomably dumb cunt. At least I have a good argument. And since i’ve already gone into great detail proving my point, unless you have something constructive to add, move along. A sound argument is not a good argument, you dummy. Making a sound argument isn’t the same thing as making a good one, and you’ve made a bad argument cause you’re a dumb as fuck bootlicker. We all know breaking the law has consequences, doesn’t mean we have to think it’s morally good, you brain-worm-riddled moron. Something being normal and the accepted reality doesn’t make it reasonable or good. You’re not smart and your rhetoric is garbage-tier. Eat shit. A sound argument is one that is well thought out and covers its bases. Which is what I gave. Your counterargument is…insults. You personally not agreeing with a law doesnt mean that you can just break it. If youre an immigrant coming from a country with a liwer legal drinking age or age of consent, you can see breaking those laws in the US as harmless. You can think they are stupid laws. They might even change in the future. But if you break them in the US, you will be punished. “I personally dont find an. Issue with this law” is not a defense. If you want to do something illegal and think it is unfair, work to have the law changed. Advocate for its change. And abide by the new rules (in this case, get a license, sell only to specific people, and dont sell to children). And this isnt slavery. This isnt criminalized homosexuality. This isnt infringing on your right to live. You can wait to get high in this particular method or sell it to others after it has been legalized. It isnt that hard. You are such an idiot and coward. “Breaking the law is illegal” is the entirety of what you’re saying (congrats on your basic baby brain logic) but its still fucking pathetic you’re defending a heinous prison system simply because you are pussy who loves authority and pointless contrarianism. Like it IS a stupid law and the point of this comic is that no one should lose years (or any time!) of their life over it.  If the government made a law that jaywalking is a felony you’d defend people being locked away only because they “broke the law”. Thats stupid and says more about you than anything. Grow a spine you slug. Another person who just insults and doesnt read. The argument isnt “breaking the law is illegal”, but that knowingly breaking the law comes with predictable punishments. If you dont agree with a law, you advocate for its change. You dont personally get to decide what is and isnt a stupid law. The age of consent in France is 15. And if you live in France, that could seem harmless. But if you immigrated to Japan or the US and started sleeping with 15 year olds, you can argue that it is harmless all you want, but it is still illegal. The government has made leaving your preteen or lower child home alone as a form child abuse. You can have your children taken away if you do it too much. I was left alone at 8 years old. All the time. I was fine. The other little kids left alone were fine. We could handle ourselves. We and Our parents saw it as “harmless”. That doesnt mean the parents cant be pubished for it. “I will break this law because i personally dont like it/think it’s harmless” is acceptable to you until it is used on a law that you actually support. “maybe if those jews didn’t want to get sent to concentration camps they shouldn’t have been jewish in poland.” that’s exactly what you sound like lmao. I’m really not sure what argument you’re trying to go for right now? Oh, i’m sorry, I guess you getting high is comparable to persecution now. Your argument can be used to justify breaking literally any law. There is a HUGE difference between laws that violate your right to live and laws that you just dont feel like following. If you cant see the difference then i feel very sorry for you. It is persecution, if there is no victim there is no crime, therefore treating people like criminals without a crime is persecution. What she said ^: Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano Follow Ns NEWS MARIJU 4:14 PM 18 Apr 2018 MAKEMAT 1,593 Retweets 4.735 Likes 主与玉丰丰 -- vaporwavevocap: cheshireinthemiddle: napoleonbonerfarte: cheshireinthemiddle: pseudopupil: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: hardboiledoldman: cheshireinthemiddle: But you knowingly broke the law. You could sleep with a 17 year old and the age of consent of your state can lower the next year. You still broke the law. You’re an unfathomably dumb cunt. At least I have a good argument. And since i’ve already gone into great detail proving my point, unless you have something constructive to add, move along. A sound argument is not a good argument, you dummy. Making a sound argument isn’t the same thing as making a good one, and you’ve made a bad argument cause you’re a dumb as fuck bootlicker. We all know breaking the law has consequences, doesn’t mean we have to think it’s morally good, you brain-worm-riddled moron. Something being normal and the accepted reality doesn’t make it reasonable or good. You’re not smart and your rhetoric is garbage-tier. Eat shit. A sound argument is one that is well thought out and covers its bases. Which is what I gave. Your counterargument is…insults. You personally not agreeing with a law doesnt mean that you can just break it. If youre an immigrant coming from a country with a liwer legal drinking age or age of consent, you can see breaking those laws in the US as harmless. You can think they are stupid laws. They might even change in the future. But if you break them in the US, you will be punished. “I personally dont find an. Issue with this law” is not a defense. If you want to do something illegal and think it is unfair, work to have the law changed. Advocate for its change. And abide by the new rules (in this case, get a license, sell only to specific people, and dont sell to children). And this isnt slavery. This isnt criminalized homosexuality. This isnt infringing on your right to live. You can wait to get high in this particular method or sell it to others after it has been legalized. It isnt that hard. You are such an idiot and coward. “Breaking the law is illegal” is the entirety of what you’re saying (congrats on your basic baby brain logic) but its still fucking pathetic you’re defending a heinous prison system simply because you are pussy who loves authority and pointless contrarianism. Like it IS a stupid law and the point of this comic is that no one should lose years (or any time!) of their life over it.  If the government made a law that jaywalking is a felony you’d defend people being locked away only because they “broke the law”. Thats stupid and says more about you than anything. Grow a spine you slug. Another person who just insults and doesnt read. The argument isnt “breaking the law is illegal”, but that knowingly breaking the law comes with predictable punishments. If you dont agree with a law, you advocate for its change. You dont personally get to decide what is and isnt a stupid law. The age of consent in France is 15. And if you live in France, that could seem harmless. But if you immigrated to Japan or the US and started sleeping with 15 year olds, you can argue that it is harmless all you want, but it is still illegal. The government has made leaving your preteen or lower child home alone as a form child abuse. You can have your children taken away if you do it too much. I was left alone at 8 years old. All the time. I was fine. The other little kids left alone were fine. We could handle ourselves. We and Our parents saw it as “harmless”. That doesnt mean the parents cant be pubished for it. “I will break this law because i personally dont like it/think it’s harmless” is acceptable to you until it is used on a law that you actually support. “maybe if those jews didn’t want to get sent to concentration camps they shouldn’t have been jewish in poland.” that’s exactly what you sound like lmao. I’m really not sure what argument you’re trying to go for right now? Oh, i’m sorry, I guess you getting high is comparable to persecution now. Your argument can be used to justify breaking literally any law. There is a HUGE difference between laws that violate your right to live and laws that you just dont feel like following. If you cant see the difference then i feel very sorry for you. It is persecution, if there is no victim there is no crime, therefore treating people like criminals without a crime is persecution. What she said ^
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This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.: It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water (This also partially applies to whales) actuallyjuststealingmemes They were what now? hey quick question why are you making other people ook at this? like why did you think this was a necessary thing to show aryone else ether than yourself? please keep this horrible thing locked away as your little secret for the rest of time. thanks Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk @elodieunderglass horrible things with legs? Thank you so muchilll Ancestral creatures are Gorgeous, Valid, Perfectly Reasonable things with legs. In regards to the first comment, most things in the ocean perform gas exchange anyway so it isn't that bold of a move in some respects it's kind of a fool's move of terrestrial animals to leave the saline bath hat life started off in, since we now have to lug our dumb bodies around, full of carefully our cells are just Like That regarding the second comment on this thread, dolphins are probably fine mostly as they are, and I would not expect them to lose attrib utes to demonstrate their "evolving/progress- ing away from their origins." People think that evolution is like an unstoppable escalator that either kills you or forcibly moves you from primitive things to sophisticated things, but it isn't. Things don't become More Thingish with Time, that's not how evolution works There is no particular evolutionary pressure on dolphins to lose traits that suit their lifestyles perfectly well, Most of the high-pressure challenges that wild dolphins face today-fishing activities, pollution, habitat destruction, food network disruption and climate change are not going to exert evolutionary pressure on remnant bones; and the act of breathing appears to be as natural to dolphins as, well, breathing. For example, being able to breathe surface air means that dolphins and whales can move through water that has very low quantities of oxygen (such as highly polluterd water) where fish cannot survive, because there is not enough oxygen diffused in the water to maintain a constant supply for fish; whales and dolphins can simply surface to take a gulp of air With enormous lungs that are adapted to holding breath for incredibly long periods of time, whales and dolphins can essentially scuba-dive to areas of the ocean that other animals cannot access, as well as eying up things above the surface of the water, Ina rapidly changing environment, with food/ climate/water all doing things they ve NEVER done before, this offbeat mammalian funk- iness may even be the key towards sticking around and surviving a weird period of history Anyway, these are Valid Historical Legges and evolution is not a straight line from Bad Animals to Good Progressive Animals. As evidenced by how excellent and powerful these ancestral beasties are. They may be ancestral but they are MAGNIFICENT pictured: a good girl, valid and perfect in her- self, a stage of someone else's evolution but also perfectly complete in herself, somebody's daughter and somebody's ancestor but also just somebody in her own right, perhaps not as good at swimming as the cetaceans of the future, but perfectly acceptable in her moment of history, and in all other moments Thank you for this articulate obliteration of the teleological madel of evolution and its associated messed-up ideology. This thing about dolphin evolution cropped up in my feed today.
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drink-full-n-descend: eaudrey35: sprmint-bkgsoda: History repeating. Washington Press Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening.  I was watching X-Men the other day, and y'know the opening scene? Where Erik is physically torn away from his mother as theyre put in the concentration camp? I was watching it, and how his mother screamed for him, and I kinda went oh, turned to my friend, and said so this is what its like in America and she knew exactly what I was talking about.History is repeating itself, and, for some reason, no ones doing a fucking thing.: Michael O'Grady @mog7546 THE NEW #HOLOCAUST #Trump has just begun forcing detained immigrants to wear YELLOW INSIGNIA separating migrant children from their parents and placing them in military warehouses while their parents are locked away in ICE's concentration camps Trump has just begun forcing detained immigrants to wear yellow insignias washingtonpress.com 5/25/18, 11:57 AM 1,234 Retweets 855 Likes Newsweek @Newsweek Migrant children beaten, kicked and threatened with sexual abuse by Border Patrol, ACLU alleges bit.ly/2IMRsfn 5/25/18, 9:00 AM 5,020 Retweets 3,597 Likes drink-full-n-descend: eaudrey35: sprmint-bkgsoda: History repeating. Washington Press Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening.  I was watching X-Men the other day, and y'know the opening scene? Where Erik is physically torn away from his mother as theyre put in the concentration camp? I was watching it, and how his mother screamed for him, and I kinda went oh, turned to my friend, and said so this is what its like in America and she knew exactly what I was talking about.History is repeating itself, and, for some reason, no ones doing a fucking thing.
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A Tupac Shakur D*ck Pic Is Hitting The Auction Block For $7,500 – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An ex-girlfriend of the late rap legend, Tupac Shakur, is looking to do something strange for a little piece of change. According to TMZ, a full frontal pic of the rapper exposing his eggplant is about to hit the auction block for a couple thousand bucks. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The publication reports that the photo was snapped during a 1990 house party in Marin County. According to Pac’s ex, she threatened to take a photo of his junk if he didn’t put it away. Unaware that the woman would one-day auction the photo for $7,500, Pac refused to comply and the picture was shot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now twenty-seven years later, the woman is taking the picture to rock ‘n’ roll auction house to give it up to the highest bidder. She is also planning to sell other pictures from the party, but Pac’s eggplant remains locked away.: A Tupac Shakur D"ck Pic ls Hitting The Auction Block For $7,500 @balleralert a l A Tupac Shakur D*ck Pic Is Hitting The Auction Block For $7,500 – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An ex-girlfriend of the late rap legend, Tupac Shakur, is looking to do something strange for a little piece of change. According to TMZ, a full frontal pic of the rapper exposing his eggplant is about to hit the auction block for a couple thousand bucks. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The publication reports that the photo was snapped during a 1990 house party in Marin County. According to Pac’s ex, she threatened to take a photo of his junk if he didn’t put it away. Unaware that the woman would one-day auction the photo for $7,500, Pac refused to comply and the picture was shot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now twenty-seven years later, the woman is taking the picture to rock ‘n’ roll auction house to give it up to the highest bidder. She is also planning to sell other pictures from the party, but Pac’s eggplant remains locked away.
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I wonder if you can google translate it ~ seb {new admin @416sebastian} • • • Use the code HORRORHBU for 10% off your purchase from @huntakillerinc • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ----------------------------------------- -------------------- horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownfact horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownu horrifyingthing things scary scarystories creepystories creepy creepyfacts creepyfact scaryfacts scaryfact horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownfact horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownu horrifyingthing things conspiracy theories theory theoryconspiracy conspiracytheory conspiracytheories: MRDARKWEB The 'Grand Grimoire' is a secret book locked away in the Vatican Archives, it's a real book because the Vatican claims ownership of it but has never let anyone take a glimpse of it. The book was allegedly found in the Tomb of Solomon in 1750 but the book is inscribed with the date 1522, the man who wrote the book Honorius of Thebes was said to actually be Satan himself or possessed by Satan for the purpose of writing the book. Theorists say that the book is supernatural and cannot be torn, burned, pierced, penetrated, or in any other way damaged or destroyed. It is the only book with the knowledge on how to summon Satan with a precise ritual, it tells you how to summon other powerful demons aswell. The book also contains exact locations of bible relics, and it is said to even contain Satan's personal sketches of the faces o Judas Iscariot and Jesus Christ. I wonder if you can google translate it ~ seb {new admin @416sebastian} • • • Use the code HORRORHBU for 10% off your purchase from @huntakillerinc • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • ----------------------------------------- -------------------- horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownfact horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownu horrifyingthing things scary scarystories creepystories creepy creepyfacts creepyfact scaryfacts scaryfact horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownfact horrorstories horrorstory horrorfacts horrorfact creepypasta unknownu horrifyingthing things conspiracy theories theory theoryconspiracy conspiracytheory conspiracytheories

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For those of you who have read my other stories and asked if there was more and received cryptic answers from me, I want to apologize for being dishonest. I said several times in the comments that nothing really happened after “Footsteps,” but that wasn’t true. The events of the following story weren’t locked away in the recesses of my mind; I’ve always remembered them. It wasn’t until I remembered “Balloons” and spoke with my mother about the following events that I realized how intertwined this story was with everything else, but I originally hadn’t really planned on sharing this anyway. My desire to withhold this memory was due mostly to the fact that I don’t think I showed good judgment in it; I also wanted consent from another person to tell it, so as to not misrepresent what transpired. I didn’t expect there to be a lot of interest in my other stories, so I never thought I’d really get pressed for more details, and I would have been happy to keep this to myself for the rest of my life. I haven’t been able to reach the other party, but I would feel disingenuous withholding this story from those who wanted more information now that I’ve spoken with my mother and another connecting line has been drawn. What follows is as accurate a recollection as I could manage. I apologize for the length. I spent the summer before my first year of elementary school learning how to climb trees. There was one particular pine tree right outside my house that seemed almost designed for me. It had branches that were so low I could easily grab them without a boost, and for the first couple days after I first learned how to pull myself up I would just sit on the lowest branch, dangling my feet. The tree was outside our back fence and was easily visible from the kitchen window which was just above the sink. Before too long my mother and I developed a routine where I would go play on the tree when she washed the dishes because she could easily see me while she did other things.: Me: *home alone* hears noise Me WHO'S THERE? l HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF For those of you who have read my other stories and asked if there was more and received cryptic answers from me, I want to apologize for being dishonest. I said several times in the comments that nothing really happened after “Footsteps,” but that wasn’t true. The events of the following story weren’t locked away in the recesses of my mind; I’ve always remembered them. It wasn’t until I remembered “Balloons” and spoke with my mother about the following events that I realized how intertwined this story was with everything else, but I originally hadn’t really planned on sharing this anyway. My desire to withhold this memory was due mostly to the fact that I don’t think I showed good judgment in it; I also wanted consent from another person to tell it, so as to not misrepresent what transpired. I didn’t expect there to be a lot of interest in my other stories, so I never thought I’d really get pressed for more details, and I would have been happy to keep this to myself for the rest of my life. I haven’t been able to reach the other party, but I would feel disingenuous withholding this story from those who wanted more information now that I’ve spoken with my mother and another connecting line has been drawn. What follows is as accurate a recollection as I could manage. I apologize for the length. I spent the summer before my first year of elementary school learning how to climb trees. There was one particular pine tree right outside my house that seemed almost designed for me. It had branches that were so low I could easily grab them without a boost, and for the first couple days after I first learned how to pull myself up I would just sit on the lowest branch, dangling my feet. The tree was outside our back fence and was easily visible from the kitchen window which was just above the sink. Before too long my mother and I developed a routine where I would go play on the tree when she washed the dishes because she could easily see me while she did other things.

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Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! AldenRants 28-50 @mergoats asked me to rant about my own rants!...Oh, I guess we are still talking about me. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON ME GETTING STARTED STARTING MY ON GET G- STARTING MYYY STARTE- DOOOOON'T YOUUU....DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH MY RANTS WERE MOOOORE LIKE?!? I wish they were MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE! tHeY'Re JuSt tOO oN FoCuS fOR mY TaSTe! LIKE, GEEZ, WHOEVER THE PERSON IS MAKING THESE RANTS MUST REALLY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. Oh yeah, you guys didn't know. I don't actually do these rants, I couldn't possibly pretend being this enraged by everyday objects and occurrences due to my overwhelming sense of positivity towards life, so I have somebody else who writes them. He's a liiiiiittle bit...temperamental to the point where I need to keep him locked away in the basement most of the time, but other than that he's pret- *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ...What was that?!? *BANG* *BANG* *KKKKKRRIK* OH HEAVENS TA BETSY HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT, SOMEBODY HEEEEEWGJEVFSHLK-................HEYYYY YOU LUMPY WINDBAGS THIS IS THE GUY TALKING BEFORE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE JUST UHH IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. I TRY SO hard to finish these rants WITHOUT making them so INTIMIDATINGLY MASSIVE, but it just CAN'T BE DONE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYTHING HAS SO MUCH THEY'RE FUCKING UP. I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY HERE TO JUST COMPRESS THESE EMBELLISHED OPINIONS INTO A FEW SENTENCES. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL THAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS PROBLEMATIC AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY WRITING VERBAL EQUIVALENTS TO SONATAS IN ALL CAPS?? AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR THAT?!,!,?,??!? NAY, I'M SIMPLY UNABASHED ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. YOU EVER GET IRRITATED AT THAT PERSON AUDIBLY CHEWING GUM OR THAT POST-IT NOTE THAT JUST GAVE YOU A PAPER CUT OR HOW POMPOUS AND ARROGANT HORSES LOOK LIKE SOMETIMES BUT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ANGER IS MISPLACED OR EXAGERRATED!? WELL I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRING IT IN: screwyouiamtheavatar: 10ve-me: peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinClPALEFFIE and i just couldn't Ur school HELD A HUNGER GAMES. havent you heard of public school Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! AldenRants 28-50 @mergoats asked me to rant about my own rants!...Oh, I guess we are still talking about me. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON ME GETTING STARTED STARTING MY ON GET G- STARTING MYYY STARTE- DOOOOON'T YOUUU....DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH MY RANTS WERE MOOOORE LIKE?!? I wish they were MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE! tHeY'Re JuSt tOO oN FoCuS fOR mY TaSTe! LIKE, GEEZ, WHOEVER THE PERSON IS MAKING THESE RANTS MUST REALLY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. Oh yeah, you guys didn't know. I don't actually do these rants, I couldn't possibly pretend being this enraged by everyday objects and occurrences due to my overwhelming sense of positivity towards life, so I have somebody else who writes them. He's a liiiiiittle bit...temperamental to the point where I need to keep him locked away in the basement most of the time, but other than that he's pret- *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ...What was that?!? *BANG* *BANG* *KKKKKRRIK* OH HEAVENS TA BETSY HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT, SOMEBODY HEEEEEWGJEVFSHLK-................HEYYYY YOU LUMPY WINDBAGS THIS IS THE GUY TALKING BEFORE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE JUST UHH IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. I TRY SO hard to finish these rants WITHOUT making them so INTIMIDATINGLY MASSIVE, but it just CAN'T BE DONE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYTHING HAS SO MUCH THEY'RE FUCKING UP. I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY HERE TO JUST COMPRESS THESE EMBELLISHED OPINIONS INTO A FEW SENTENCES. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL THAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS PROBLEMATIC AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY WRITING VERBAL EQUIVALENTS TO SONATAS IN ALL CAPS?? AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR THAT?!,!,?,??!? NAY, I'M SIMPLY UNABASHED ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. YOU EVER GET IRRITATED AT THAT PERSON AUDIBLY CHEWING GUM OR THAT POST-IT NOTE THAT JUST GAVE YOU A PAPER CUT OR HOW POMPOUS AND ARROGANT HORSES LOOK LIKE SOMETIMES BUT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ANGER IS MISPLACED OR EXAGERRATED!? WELL I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRING IT IN
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