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England, Funny, and Parents: " You are now listening to a three-hour-old chick giving its opinion of things in general." yesterdaysprint: mjsloveslave: yesterdaysprint: Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, April 4, 1944 England was at WAR and managed to do this? Really?  Good Morning was actually a paper made by the Daily Mirror just for the men serving on submarines! They were made ahead of time by the Mirror staff and bundled up and numbered for each day, and then the four page paper would be given to the men serving on the submarines every evening.  They had human interest stories, comics, puzzles. Happy stuff. Sometimes the journalists would go visit servicemen’s families and get a picture of their wives and kids or parents or pets, and that’d go in the paper too. Then each day there was usually, among other pictures on the back page, an attractive lady and also a funny animal picture. Here’s a good article about it: The sailors sat tensely waiting to die.  Their boat had been blasted by a depth charge, lost all power and sunk to the ocean floor. Knowing they probably had little time left, the men asked if they might read all the as-yet unseen copies of the daily submariners’ paper currently locked in the safe.  The chief petty officers agreed – how could they not? – and ripped open package after package of editions of ‘Good Morning’, which the ship’s company were soon devouring in the gloom.  Suddenly power was restored, the sailors were saved and the boat surfaced, albeit with her messes spilling over with tabloid newsprint. Amongst the Royal Navy submariners, the paper’s importance cannot be overplayed. “The effect on crew morale was significant,” said Royal Navy Submarine Museum archivist George Malcolmson, who has a complete bound set of every edition that rolled off the presses.“The Daily Mirror stepped in just when the service needed it most.

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Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks?" And they'd be like "damn u right." 8/4/18, 1:43 PM 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch. Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂 There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House. That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
Abc, Advice, and Fake: Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow I arrn in a school shootincg righi now.. 11:59 AM-14 Feb 2018 Aidan Minoff @TheCaptainAidan Follow Still locked in. I checked the local news and there is 20 victims. Long live Majory Stoneman Douglas High. Alex Harris @harrisalexc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, this is Alex from the Herald. Are you OK? Can you follow back so we can talk about what happened? Sam Cornwell 25 256 @Samcornwell -11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Are you following the advice you've been given under such an event? Ignore the reporters until you're absolutely safe, Aidan Sasha Pezenik @SashaPezenik 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Aidan! Really hope you're ok! I'm with ABC News... Could you DM ipossiblk:? Ashleigh Kaufman @Ashleigh Kauf 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan I'm with WPBF 25 News..Can we and ABC News have perimssion to use across our platforms/partners? Are you available to do a phone interview? WCBSTV @WCBSTV .10h IE Replying to @TheCaptainAidan HI i am with CBS news in NYC. Can we use your photos? We will credit you on TV and online. Please stay safe FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan We you're doing ok, Aidan! Please stay safe!! Did you shoot this photo? FOX 5 & Fox TV Stations group would like to use on all platforms until further notice. Is that ok? Thank you. Michelle Lopez @MichiNBC6-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan hi are you ok?! can @nbc6 use this pic for our newscast? Meghan @MeghanBZ2-11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan @TheCaptainAidan I work at CBS in New York. Are you ok?? Please: stay safe an (BS hawe peemmision to usc this phoio across our platform? Christina Zdanowicz @stinaz27 11h Replying to @TheCaptainAidan Hi Adrian, are you OK? We hope you are safe. Mind following back so we can hear more about what's going on? following we can hear more about whars goinc <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171184197668/libertarirynn-bigwordsandsharpedges" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171184058864/bigwordsandsharpedges-loleepop-dizeez" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/171105556166/loleepop-dizeez-knittedbreast-wombatactual" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loleepop-dizeez.tumblr.com/post/171102217496/knittedbreast-wombatactual-niggazinmoscow" class="tumblr_blog">loleepop-dizeez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://knittedbreast.tumblr.com/post/171083732864/wombatactual-niggazinmoscow-these-reporters" class="tumblr_blog">knittedbreast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wombatactual.tumblr.com/post/171013517213/niggazinmoscow-these-reporters-underneath-this" class="tumblr_blog">wombatactual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niggazinmoscow.tumblr.com/post/170898594808/these-reporters-underneath-this-post-are-trash" class="tumblr_blog">niggazinmoscow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> These reporters underneath this post are trash. Asked this boy if they can call him DURING A SCHOOL SHOOTING..<br/></p></blockquote> <p style="">what do you expect from reporters. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“Are you available to do a phone interview?”<br/></p> <p>Why, idk, just let me check my schedule and see what else is going on today. Hmm, yes, I guess I can squeeze you in between trying not to get shoot and reuniting with my family so they know I’m not dead. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eedda42d7cd733606085629bf7a5eea7/tumblr_inline_p4fv2fSee81uin74b_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="675"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324" data-tumblr-attribution="various-cartoon-awesomeness:QWVHYLOXrkjhpdYIYk0VuA:Zb_Vze2T2FnCb"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5c424de591307550f3a01fa675363ef3/tumblr_p10ulyDjgc1w27jeoo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="246" data-orig-width="324"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000" id="geom_inter_17_1519167236498_66"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69b59e9bb533bccc8252704516ffe73b/tumblr_inline_p4h0xw97vI1s402vm_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1200" data-orig-width="2000"/></figure></blockquote> <p>“Did you see the shooter? Was he white?“ I am having a seizure. Please tell me that’s fake.</p> </blockquote> <p>No, <a href="https://www.poynter.org/news/imposter-tweets-made-it-even-harder-reporter-cover-florida-school-shooting">that one is fake</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Thank goodness. I can keep a tiny shred of faith for humanity tucked away.</p>