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The Virgin Imperial Japan vs The Chad US Marine Corps: mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court shitty mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern puss from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to rape Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thankss to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes The Virgin Imperial Japan vs The Chad US Marine Corps
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The Virgin Imperial Japan vs The Chad US Marine Corps: mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court shitty mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern puss from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to rape Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thankss to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes The Virgin Imperial Japan vs The Chad US Marine Corps
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Virgin Imperial Weeb vs Chad US Marine: mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court shitty mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern puss from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to rape Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thankss to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes D Virgin Imperial Weeb vs Chad US Marine
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Historical-virginvschad: mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court shitty mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern puss from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to rape Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thankss to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes D Historical-virginvschad
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CHADAMERICANWARDOCTRINE: mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court shitty mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern puss from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to rape Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thanks to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes CHADAMERICANWARDOCTRINE
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The nice girls second page of character back story. Not nearly as cringy as the first: growing long and thick over the following years of my childhood. And my sight - my sight was impeccable. Still, my mothers husband believed me to be his, because really, he had no reason not to. My mother was a good woman, who simply got lost in the woods that one time and made it back eventually. As far as he was concerned, those missing few days were nothing to do with his "daughter". That is, until I reached maturity. Humans start to mature properly around the age of 12, but elves take a tad longer to do so. Everyone assumed I was just a late bloomer because of the apparent "albinism" I had, but once I reached the age of 18, there was no denying that I was different in more ways than just my skin. Most notably, my elf ears finally came in. My mother's husband was a kind man up until that point. He provided for us, and loved me as his own. He raised me with good morals and a strong sense of independence. These lessons and morals came in handy when he realized I was a half-elf and spit in my mothers face, calling her a liar and a whore, and told us to be gone by morning. She tried to explain herse lf, but it was 19 years too little too late. My mother spent the rest of the night with me, explaining the truth and the reality of my conception. We cried, seemingly endlessly, until the light of the dawn snapped us out of the sorrows of the past, and forced us back to the present days problems. I felt betrayed, but not by my mother. Her truth was ta ken from her - robbed and forced from her by my father and his people. Telling me was her small way of taking it back, but at the cost of my previously perceived childhood truths being robbed from me. I felt her emptiness in a way that only blood could. We ended up in a large village called . With few belongings and only enough coin to get us a room at the local inn. We worked hard over the next few years to eventually purchase land and build a new home. My mother and I rarely talked of my elvin heritage to others, covering my ears with hats and hoods for outings. Some in the village knew of my identity, but none but my mother and I knew the horrors of my conception. I had a natural knack for small mechanics and machines, and gained residence at the local Mechanical Guild. I studied under many of the ir greats, until my skill rivalled the best. It was good money, and good work, and it helped support my mother and I well. It also gave me many opportunities to meet other likeminded people in my trade, one of those people being Louise. For many reasons, men both terrified and infurlated me. There were many in my guild, but they respected my abilities enough to leave me alone in the social sense when I asked it of them. Louise was a breath of fresh air to have around in more ways than one. She was a talented metalworker, specializing in areas that I struggled in. She was patient with me, and showed me ways of doing things none of the others in the guild seemed to be aware of. In return, I helped her with tasks I excelled at. She was also female, and therefore, not a man like my father. It was about a month into knowing Louise that realized I was in love with her. Granted, I was not the only one, but I seemed to be the one that she spent the most time with so I took that as a good sign. There was an evening we spent walking through the village after everyone else had seemingly turned in for the night. The only sounds were that of leaves blowing in the slight, warm, summer breeze, and our footsteps on the cobblestoned patn. She said something funny, and I laughed. In the split second that I closed my eyes, she pulled me to her and kissed my parted lips. I never thought The nice girls second page of character back story. Not nearly as cringy as the first
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Long And Thick: 10:53 AM 10 inches long and thick 11:11 AM i never pay for PUSSY or i would have paid you secondly i was bored when I sent that pic and you gave Tiny as fuck from a thirst whore Is what that is. Next time have a conversation with the chick before you show them your dick. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit. Okay fucktard. me a lil excitement this morning 3rdly i am shallow. y you may ask its because I don't give a fuck about females. females should go back to doing what yall do best. that is the 3 c's. cook, clean and cater for a man Imao bitch tiny LMAC look here lil bitch you ain't shit to me to have a conversation with your retarded ass. i treated you how i saw fit and obviously you ain't worth a conversation better rethink that. i wasn't even hard in the picture but i that all yall should do bitch if you have any you where you belong am in this one bitch questions just ask and ill tell You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More Ain't nobody wants your whore ass and that's why you find it necessary to A Send unwanted dick pics. B. Call people retarded when its obvious that the person Receiving the picture wants NOTHING todo with you and your Pathetic dick. And how would vou know if I'm worth a conversation if you judge by appearance. Which is shallow on your end. And hope you and you're hand are happy together because that all you'll ever get. Maybe a Prostitute if you're lucky HAHAHHA WOW. Didn't know where still in the 1800. Mybad. And I don't take money from the unfortunate sad saps that thank like you. And sure you NEVER had to pay for sex (being sarcastic sense your too pig head to understand) And none tells me what to do bye. fucker have fun with your hand
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Long And Thick: EYES OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS: The eyes of an Arles are a striking almond shape and a clear, vibrant color. They may appear shifty-eyed, impatiently flickering around their surroundings. Their eyebrows are distinctive and sharply arched, and are otten very expressive. Aries truly has the fire in their eyes, electric sparks crackling their gaze when angered, and merely a gentle smolder when content Taurus eyes are, by contrast, sleepy and gentle. Otten sotly rounded, slightly protruding, and a wam, muted color, they remind you of the milk-chocolate eyes of a newborm calt. Their eyelashes are tremendously long and thick. They blink slowly seductively.Their gaze is calm and nonchalant. A Taurus gives the impression of one simply watching the world go by Mercury lends Gemini an eclectic, energetic gaze. You can practic ally see the ideas streaming behind their eyes, jewelHike and sly. Their eyes may turn up or crinkle at the comers, and are otten a striking, light shade. Although brilliant and inteligent, a Gemini's eyes betray littie to no emotion... unless you're really searching for it Cancer, ruled by the Moon, has your mother's eyes. In their round, dark eyes is the gentle exhaustion of a selfless caretaker, hidden behind a mask of calm composure. Their eyes are crystalline and watery, like the surface of the ocean, concealing the mysteries that swim 1ar below the surface The eyes of a Leo are vibrant and seductive. Their eyelids are often heavy and droop lazily, and they blink slowly. They have a penetrating, regal stare, somewhat haughty yet it draws you in. A Leo can invite you in with a single warm, melted-choc olate look and turn you away just as quickly with a dismissive, cold glance. Their gaze is proud yet playtul The eyes of a Virgo are discreet and serious, until you take a closer look. Their eyes are very clear and reflect a lot of light, and are a very precise shape. Virgo eyes reveal no hint of anxiety or nervousness, they are focused and have a steady gaze. Their stare is analytical, almost cold, yet still contains that Mercurial spark of quiet genius Venus did her best with Libra eyes, gitting her Airy children with eyes that are innocent and pleasing, yet can turn intense and seductive at a moment's notice. Their eyes are round and prominent, with very thick lashes. Their eyebrows tend be low- arched and well tormed. Their eyes are flitatious and expressive, revealing the creative genius within Much has been written about the penetrating stare of the Scorpio, Dark and calculating, Scorpio's eyes are foreboding yet hypnotic. These individuals are never shifty-eyed; they hold your gaze with unnerving precision. Their stare is alien, almost inhuman. But if you watch them for long enough, their dark, intense glare is broken by rays of intense emotion; the soul is really revealed in the eyes of a Scorpio. Sagittarius eyes are wide and inquisitive. These Jupiter natives are curious explorers, and they don't want to miss a thing around them... Their eyes may be dark, on the smaller side, and close-set. Their ey ebrows are thick, with low arches. You might mistake a Sagittarian's relaxed vibe for a relaxed mind, but their eyes reveal the restless fire barely contained within. The eyes of Capricorn are doe-shaped, often uptumed. Satum gives these individuals a glass-like, Iragile appearance, their eyes are glassy and tocused, yet their irises swirl with different colors. They have very thick eyelashes. Their eyes may appear sober and melancholy, older than their years, Aquarlus eyes are genial and fearless. Their gaze may seem far-away, like they're looking at something in the distance... They may appear lost in deep thought, Their eyelashes droop down, and their eyes are slender almond shaped. The Aquarian gaze is bright and healthy, giving the impression that they re paying attention, even when they arent. They seem tirmly grounded, a part of the group, but their eyes reveal an alien, distant psyche. The eyes of Pisces are dreamy and otherworldly. Their eyes are oten light, even cerulean like their ruling planet, Neptune, and wide-set. The stare of a Pisces is hazy unfocused. Their eyes may appear as a shallow, clear puddle, and in the next moment become a dark, deep pool. In their eyes you see dreams as they are, snatches of memories, distant voices, lashing senses. You wonder, what does Pisces see that you do not?
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