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Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in public. 11/10 good boy Reddit u/aaronr93 @DrSmashlove A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u canโ€™t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but thatโ€™s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like โ€œaye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - itโ€™s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?โ€ She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout โ€œI forgot my wallet baby Iโ€™ll get you next.โ€ Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. โ€œBut smash, thatโ€™s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.โ€ BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN โ€œoush creamโ€ *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN ๐Ÿ˜‚. (4) Siggiโ€™s yogurt. Siggiโ€™s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, โ€œwhy canโ€™t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?โ€ BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u canโ€™t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Bro...