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Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur of washing he looks like a polar At the time bear @DrSmashlove YOU KNOW ITโ€™S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE โ€œenough, shower time is over. Letโ€™s work.โ€ Baby smash: โ€œJUST TWO MORE MINUTES!โ€ Grown smash: โ€œyou said that two minutes ago.โ€ Baby smash: โ€œSTOP IT THAT WASNโ€™T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN ITโ€™S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!โ€ Grown smash: โ€œfine one more minute.โ€ Baby smash: โ€œOk but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!โ€ Grown smash: โ€œOk minuteโ€™s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines toโ€”โ€œ Baby smash: โ€œYOUโ€™RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOUโ€™RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!โ€ *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles โ€˜how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a careerโ€™* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur
 of washing he looks like a polar
 At the time
 bear
 @DrSmashlove
YOU KNOW ITโ€™S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE โ€œenough, shower time is over. Letโ€™s work.โ€ Baby smash: โ€œJUST TWO MORE MINUTES!โ€ Grown smash: โ€œyou said that two minutes ago.โ€ Baby smash: โ€œSTOP IT THAT WASNโ€™T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN ITโ€™S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!โ€ Grown smash: โ€œfine one more minute.โ€ Baby smash: โ€œOk but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!โ€ Grown smash: โ€œOk minuteโ€™s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines toโ€”โ€œ Baby smash: โ€œYOUโ€™RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOUโ€™RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!โ€ *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles โ€˜how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a careerโ€™* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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