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Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class, We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So. y'know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat, one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's bailoon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment she says, confused, "You didn't pop the balloons To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We re allowed to pop them? and immediately turms around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. 1 can't believe you didn't pop your balloons Apparently we were starting Lord of the Fies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever vansnailismylife Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the ist of tasks. Task 1-the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two tidy up the room, So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice She tied to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didnt get the point across hookedonafeeeling That's because lord of the flies isnt representative of humanity its representative of rich white male shitheads
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Apparently, Confused, and Friends: solarmorrigan So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we'll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she'll be back in a couple of minutes Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y'know Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl's balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it's quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us After a long moment, she says, confused, You didn't pop the balloons." To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, "We're allowed to pop them?" and immediately turns around and stabs his friend's balloon with the pencil There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates' balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. "I can't believe you didn't pop your balloons." Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever
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Bad, Fire, and Life: rachel leishman @RachelLeishman Follow The female-led Lord of the Flies wouldn't ever happen because women would just branch off into their own respective groups peacefully 7:47 PM- 30 Aug 2017 THV1 1 . @THV11 THvlls Follow In Michigan, a woman pulled a gun on another women over the last notebook on the shelf. Yes, you read that right. on.kthv.com/2ev3f42 11:40 AM 1 Sep 2017 <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/164920773427/vyvanse-user378-yeah-all-this-women-dont-do" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://vyvanse-user378.tumblr.com/post/164920536813/yeah-all-this-women-dont-do-this-and-that-talk" class="tumblr_blog">vyvanse-user378</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yeah, all this women don’t do this and that talk is bs. They are people like the rest of us. If women were that peaceful, racism, warring, and sexual harassment at Yahoo would stop.<br/><br/>And by sexual harassment at yahoo, I meant the female executive going around sexually harassing women at Yahoo. <br/><br/><br/></p></blockquote> <p>I have enough years of retail experience to show me just our peaceful women can be. </p><p><br/></p><p>My at the time female boss pissed off a female co-worker so much that she chased her around a table of a <b>knife</b>.</p><p><br/></p><p>Also a female customer got so mad that another customer got the last turkey that she went out to the parking lot and set the other person’s car on <b>FIRE!</b></p><p><br/></p><p>I have seen so many female female fights at that job you would think I worked for the UFC.</p><h2><b>Lord of the Flies nothing I’m surprised we don’t have an all-female Battle Royale.</b></h2></blockquote> <p>Honestly reading all those angry tweets about an all female Lord of the Flies from people who normally praise needlessly all female casts because according to them an all female Lord of the Flies would make women seem like they were capable of evil and Lord of the Flies is supposed to be all about how bad men are took about 10 years off my life.</p>

lastsonlost: vyvanse-user378: Yeah, all this women don’t do this and that talk is bs. They are people like the rest of us. If women were t...

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