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Beautiful, Books, and Dad: File: 17i7na.jpg (61 KB, 540x511) Anonymous 01/28/19(Mon)14:56:23 No.791200170 [Reply] >be at 60th anniversary party, I'm family friend and a lot of others are there >casually say hello to a qt redhead eshe smiles at me for about three seconds then says "hi very warmly ask her name >she tells me, so l introduce myself >she asks how old I am >say 21 >she says she's sixteen >think okay this a bit awkward but I'm not aiming to seduce here, so no biggie >we chit chat, she's very friendly and we end up talking about books >she is homeschooled and loves Shakespeare and Plato >she said she is currently reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra but is having a hard time, maybe I could help say sure ask her if she wants to dance >she says yes very enthusiastically >we dance to boomer songs like calender girl and do wah diddy >we go sit down, she's flushed and her eyes are opened really big an older man comes over and asks her to introduce him to me >it's her dad >asks how old I anm >tell him quietly >he leans down and looks me in the eyes and says she's sixteen, you know? >tell him yes, she told me, and add quickly that she's very smart and he's done a good job raising her >he sits next to me >say she said she enjoys Plato >manage to make conversation about Plato for a while >she's beaming at me the whole time >dad asks if I intend to get married >say yeah and add of course to not sound onions >he asks what kind of work I do >tell him I am looking for work currently >he says look, I can get you a good part time job, and set you up to work your way through welding school >welding school? >he says yep, that's what do. I got a beautiful wife and five kids (she's his youngest) >great work if you wanna have lots of kids he says >she starts playing footsie with me >say well isn't a bit early? To marry? >nature says marry young, he says, you don't want to be too old to play with your grandkids >realize l am getting stuck in a trap >excuse myself to go to the bathroom >never come back
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Bitch, Dogs, and Friends: I had a very funny story when I was at grade 7 there was a grade 9 kid who always bullied me and another kid at school and outside school... I didnt know the other kid and I had an 11 months old golden retriever dog and it was HUGE so one day while I was going to school I forgot the house door opened so the dog silently followed me to the school and at after the school gate and there were lots of kids watching that bully bullying that other kid I didnt really know.. then I went to him andI tried talking to the bully and the other kid was on the ground.... and my dog was watching from behind the gate.... so i told the bully to stop doing that and be a nice person but of course he replied " are you gonna teach me you little bitch " so he came to me and pulled me from my hoodie and kept punching me in the face while I was on the ground.... so there were some wild dogs around my pet dog and suddenly when my dog saw me being punched on the face.. the dog ran very quickly to me and jumped at the bully... when he saw it he was like " golden dogs are weak they can't do anything to me" but the other dogs also followed my dog and kept biting the bully in his face and he was screaming and he tried to run away but the dogs followed him.. then I called my dog and it came to me and just kept licking my face cuz I was hurt.... but the other dogs kept following the bully... then I went to the other kid and took him from the ground and he thanked me a lot...and my dog was licking his face too and now I and the boy who was being bullyed are now best friends.... PİC.COLLAGE
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Arguing, Beautiful, and Bless Up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but is a tough girl and we think just as beautiful as ever! So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen your snap story you look super happy being home” and she like “Break is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper ☺️☺️☺️ miss u” <— I did not edit this lmao this how she talk I’m pasting here to prove I ain’t make this Sh!t up 🥶. And I’m like “Jim?” And she like “My father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla 😂💀” FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm 😩😂😂. Y’all really got the chancla confrused (yes ‘confrused’.) Y’all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter 😂. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ain’t do! 😂 Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM 😂. That’s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: “goodbye.” Deada$$. Like “good 👏......bye 😥”. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical ‘bye’. That’s not even a “talk it out”. That’s just one of them “pack a small suitcase and literally dip” like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now 😬) and she don’t recognize me and I’m like “mama?” And she like “I am sorry u at the wrong house.” And I’m like “mama I’m your son.” And she like “I HAD a son. He died.” YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).

So I’m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit 😂) and I’m like “aye I seen you...

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Bodies , Books, and Bored: So this came to a head a few hours ago, posting here for the lulz. Be part of a group who all like harry potter except you Only reason they haven't run a game on it yet is because you exist finally get talked into 'going along with it' after getting drunk Wake up next day realizing what happened and go to group session in afternoon with huge hangover to try and convince them otherwise Be too hungover to convince them, or really try Go along with it and make character, then spend two hours reading an actually good book while rest of group talks about shitty potterverse campaign ideas >Go home without knowing what they even agreed cos dracula is a real attention suck of a book >Next session everyone else shows up with student characters Be that one asshole who made a profile for the janitor of hogwarts DM grumbles but allows it because he knows your hatred for shitty magic >First few sessions spend most of time reading classic horror books while rest of players take part in magic lessons Get idea after finishing frankenstein Find students not in class Mentally cripple one with mind wipping spell Turn student into pet tard, call him lgor Have pet tard sneak around school late at night and murder students with death curse spell Make tard gather bodies in chamber of secrets Kill tard after two months of body gathering and slice up dead student bodies Make flesh golem >Put tard soul into golem after crit successing on a d100 roll Te tard golem to go into evil forest and bring back huge spider bodies, bringing them in via sewer drainage system Take spider venom glands Use glands to make really nice anti-bacterial wash for main eating hall floor and tables Fein innocent when lots of kids start dying after eating in the main hall because they were poisoned with spider venom >Do this in background of campaign because you're bored and only 25% of the time hang about with students who are trying to find voldemorts reincarnation at school
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Comfortable, Shower, and Verizon: Verizon 4:01 PM TripAdvisor LLC Overview Reviews About Photos Nearby Q&A Room Tips Reviewed August 12, 2018 Toronto escapes Hotel with Refugees - this is a good thing! I have stayed at this property on several occasions due to business needs nearby. The hotel is busy with refugee families who are awaiting placement in communities. This humanitarian gesture is a good thing. Steve B Nanaimo, Canada There are lots of kids running and playing in this hotel - as kids should 2018 do and for this time the hotel is their home and i am the guest for 2 Globa days My room was quiet, comfortable but would benefit from some upgrades. One drawer would not stay closed. The fixtures in the shower/bath need upgrading and better stabilization I enjoyed the buffet breakfast of the past better than the menu breakfast of this most recent visit. The room was sound proof which was great given the location next to a busy highway. The bed was very comfortable. Show less Room Tip: Be grateful that the Government of Canada is accepting refugee families See more room tips Flights from Cincinnati to Toronto One-way Stayed: August 2018, traveled on business ep QualityO0000 Cleanliness Service AIR CANADA BOOK NoW Ask Steve B about Radisson Hotel Toronto East A TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY 6 Thank Steve B This review is the subiective opinion of a TrinAdvisor member and not of Canadians deserve every ounce of the enrichment they are getting. Don’t let this become us.

Canadians deserve every ounce of the enrichment they are getting. Don’t let this become us.

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9gag, Meh, and Kids: VIA 9GAG.COM What if, on the other side there is a Happily married Me with lots of kids? (Coraline reference) Meh!

What if, on the other side there is a Happily married Me with lots of kids? (Coraline reference) Meh!

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