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Big Dick, Chill, and Church: ITT: Glorious Retards >be me mormonfag church boring as fuck not really that interested in going, its a cult, mostly do it for my family hate testimony week basically open mic day once a week at church people go up and are supposed to talk about how great god is or whatever, generally just talk about how great they are and what vacation they went on last literally just a big dick measuring contest new family moves into ward pretty unusual situation: single dad, downie kid. we learned way later that he accidentally got a girl pregnant, she wanted to abort downie, he said he'd raise the baby himself rather than see that happen. not sure if i agree with it, but gotta admit, that's honorable as fuck downies a good kid too, sweet as can be, not as dumb as you'd think anyway testimony week comes around, dreading it first guy goes up, starts talking about how he baptized a lot of people on his mission >am rolling my eyes in five dimensions when I heard downie roar from across the room "TEHTIMONEY WEEK IS FOHR TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!" room goes quiet, guy wraps up quickly, sits down people tell actual wholesome stuff, they fear the downie. no dick measuring with him around next week similar thing happens: woman goes up to talk about how much she loves her husband, and how he took the whole family on a trip to mexico recently Downie interrupts "TEHTIMONEY! WEEK! IS! FOHR! TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!" lady sits down, normal talking goes on, im officially borderline gay for downie later talking with my edgelord apostate friends, we all talk about how downie is the best thing to happen to this ward ever we find downie and thank him for keeping it real. his dad is super touched that we all stopped by, we all make sure to thank downie for his interruptions and tell him to keep it real we thought maybe his dad would be annoyed that we were encouraging this, but his dad was chill as could be 6.5 kB JPG 33 min. ago. Anonymous | 44806137 cont next week, Downey takes it up a notclh mormon services have two or three talks a servic, all done by volunteers, but the talks can suuuuuuck worst ones are when old people/newly returned missionaries are asked to talk and they ramble for an hour and a half old lady is going on and on about growing up in the great depression. we're all about to go insane when downie stands up YOU TAHK TOO LON, OTHER SPEACHERS NEED TO TAHK TOO lady wraps up we're all in fucking awe of this god among us anytime somebody rambles, or tries to humblebrag, downie calls them out its fucking amazing >church is still a cult but its actually kind of fun now with downie there me and my edgelord friends keep an eye on him, nobody fucks with our downie we get near the end of HS when downie has a heart attack we all visit him in the hospital. we fucking love him >he survived the heart attack, but he just may not have a whole lot of time left. the sunday, the dad announces that him and his son are going to be moving out of state. wants to show his son more of the world before he dies. me and my friends go to downies house to say goodbye, tell him we're going to miss him so much, testimoney week is going to turn back to shit with him gone downie asks if he can tell us a secret we say sure, you can tell us anything "Dah tole me wat to say all those times. >mfw his dad originally used his retarded son as a way to ignore social conventions and tell people to stfu, but wound up continuing to do it for years because he knew it was helping him have friends. >mfw when im not sure if his dad is an asshole or a genius >mfw I don't even care anymore, I still think fondly of that glorious downie bastard yelling at old ladies from the back of the chapel 1 REPLY Anon goes to church

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Advice, Baller Alert, and Facetime: Baller Mail: "My Boyfriend and I Are In A Long Distance Relationship and Haven't Seen Each Other In Months. Am I Wrong For Asking Him To Get Tested Before We Have Sex Again? @balleralert Baller Mail: “My Boyfriend and I Are In A Long Distance Relationship and Haven’t Seen Each Other In Months. Am I Wrong For Asking Him To Get Tested Before We Have Sex Again? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re going through a tough time-whether its with your relationship, your career, or just life, Baller Alert is here to give you some advice. While it can be hard to talk to family and friends out of fear of being judged, we are here to be that listening ear. If you want to remain anonymous or don’t mind putting your business on front street, our followers will always give you the real deal and tell you what you need to know. If you would like some ballerific advice from our followers, DM your questions to @peachkyss or email at Peachkyss@balleralert.com. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For today’s Baller Mail, our reader sent:⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “ It will be my two year anniversary with my boyfriend at the end of this month. We are planning our baecation but here's the problem: We are in a long distance relationship. I live in Atlanta and he lives in New York. Last time I saw him was thanksgiving. We FaceTime everyday however there have been weeks in the past where he would ignore me. 🙅🏾 Although I love him and am happy to see him soon, I WANT HIM TO GET TESTED. .. Tested before we have sex again. But the problem is, he gets upset at me for asking him to get tested. Am I in the wrong? Do I seem like I don't trust him? Should I end it if he doesn't get tested?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What advice would you give our reader?

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Advice, Baller Alert, and Boo: Baller Mail: "l've Fallen In Love With My Side Boo, But l Don't Want To Leave My Boyfriend of 22 Years" 13 @balleralert Baller Mail: “I’ve Fallen In Love With My Side Boo, But I Don’t Want To Leave My Boyfriend of 22 Years” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re going through a tough time-whether its with your relationship, your career, or just life, Baller Alert is here to give you some advice. While it can be hard to talk to family and friends out of fear of being juddged, we are here to be that listening ear. If you want to remain anonymous or don’t mind putting your business on front street, our followers will always give you the real deal and tell you what you need to know. If you would like some ballerific advice from our followers, DM your questions to @peachkyss or email at Peachkyss@balleralert.com. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Baller Mail...Message! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I’ve been in a relationship since high school. 22 years later we have 3 kids and still live with his mother. We have not been sexually active for over 2 years. I️ started cheating a year ago and I’m happy again for a change but I️m hesitant on leaving my HS sweetheart we have so much history and he really loves me and the kids. He recently started acting like he wants to do better and work on the relationship but part of me feels like it’s too late and if I️ stay it would be for the Kids, however I️ do love him I’m not in love with him but I️ think we can fall back in love with one another but I’m falling in loving with my side boo! I’m so torn I️ really don’t want to stop seeing him but I️ don’t want to break up my family...what should I do?” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What advice would you give our reader?

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Basketball, Beautiful, and Bored: Savannah James Shares The Inside Scoop About LeBron James: "He ls Truly A King To His Queen" @balleralert LYO Read More: www.balleralert.com Savannah James Shares The Inside Scoop About LeBron James: “He Is Truly A King To His Queen” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In public, LeBron James is the best basketball player on the planet and arguably the biggest athlete of our generation, but in private James’ role as King fits perfectly with the dynamic of his household, so says his wife. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He is truly a king to his queen, if you will,” LeBron’s wife, Savannah James told the Cleveland Magazine. “He treats me with so much respect – I mean, it’s hard not to love him, with the way that he is with me and the kids and his mom and just everyone who’s around him. He’s a really, really humble guy for everything that he has and everything that he has done.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ James sat down with her hometown magazine to open up about their love and how they live a normal life outside of LeBron’s celebrity. The couple met in high school and at first, James had little interest in the superstar. At that time, LeBron was already one of, if not the best player in the area, who went on to grace the cover of magazines, be featured on Sportscenter and be drafted in the first round, straight out of high school. But it took a mutual friend’s encouragement for her to actually pursue him. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I’m like, ‘Um, nope. I’ll take his number [then] one day I’m sitting around – I was probably bored or something – and I’m like, ‘Oh, I forgot! I have this number for this guy that I can call. He seemed interested, so let’s see.’” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since that moment, the two have been inseparable. LeBron proposed in 2011, and the two jumped the broom in 2013. They have three beautiful children, one, who is already a force to be reckoned with on the court. But together, the two raise their children to be kings and queen of the next generation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “They’re not rewarded for mediocrity. I......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Savannah James Shares The Inside Scoop About LeBron James: “He Is Truly A King To His Queen” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In publi...