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I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.: 15% 6:33 PM CALL 2017 Iv been good 18 PM l cant believe u miss your internet friends l thought u didn't talk to anyone Untile we are together 129 PM On the phone and your table I feel depressed And sad I feel like someone just stabbed me to death 12:30 PM U never told me u talked to internet friends l thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends Enter message SEND I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends I thought i agreed to let u talk to friends at school not internet friends im disappointed in u 12:31 PM My love 12:32 PM sorry to tell you bro but you aint talking to her, you talking to a random nigga i lent her my phone to call you, i aint think you would keep texting 2:07 PM sorry dude... idk what yall on but she told me she got her phone taken, so contact her 2:16 PM elsewhere Wednesday, October 11, 2017 Enter message SEND Yes Necko-chan i miss u 2 Im always thinking about u 1156 AM And i really want to spend Halloween with u Please try to call me with your phone I miss u necko-chan I love u necko-chan 11:58 AM 11:57 AM Thursday, October 12,2017 Necko-chan i wont be able to talk until 2 hours because thats when i get my 30 minute break at work Right now im in my 10 minute break I love u necko-chan 9-55 AM Enter message SEND I love u necko-chan 9:55 AM Im in my 30 minute break I miss u Necko-chan 12:39 PM Im able to talk Is necko-chan there 12:40 PM nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit 2:47 PM bout gay as hell its time to stop unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 12:50 PM Voice. Enter message SEND nah bro still me i really gotta stop turning on my phone to love notes from another nigga bruh this shit bout gay as hell 12:47 PM its time to stop. unless she calls you dude dont hit my line, dont even text this number, keep it to 2:50 PM voice. Friday, October 20, 2017 Necko-chan 11:23 AM Monday, October 30, 2017 Hi i wanted to ask u if their is school today? 9:58 AM dude, i'm trying to tell you this 10:01 AM is inappropriate. s t o p Enter message SEND I lent a girl my phone in class. Didn't expect her boyfriend to keep texting.
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I’ve heard recent reports from three of my lil homegirls that a man they are dealing with romantically has texted her asking her to send a UBER to pick him up and bring her to his crib. Lemme do a lil historical recap. Our forefathers would remove they jacket and lay it upon a puddle so that they girl would not have to wet her feet bruv. He would give a woman his jacket when she was cold. Hold doors open. Leave little love notes hidden around her spot. Come meet her parents, and he cut his hair and shine his shoes and pick up flowers for her mama beforehand. U feel me? Chivalry. Chivalrous ass Prince Charmings, bruv. Fast forward to 2017: “send me an UBER if u want 2 c daddy”. Send a UBER to pick up daddy, bruv? U the daddy but u need financial assistance to transport to her crib? U might have been daddy at one time but even if the pipe game super on point if she sending UBER’s u da baby and she da mommy now. Look up “man” in Webster Thesaurus and the antonyms be like “boy; lad; he who requesteth transport in an UBER vehicle from a woman with whomst he hath engaged in romantic relations” - this is Webster bruv the Man smart! He predicted this shit! 😂 Anyway bruv I ain’t even mad. Not even remotely mad. Instead: thankful. Y’all making all the men who display even a modicum of chivalry look like cot damn Romeos out dis bish. We love y’all. Y’all special. Y’all loyal. Y’all gon find a woman who gon take care of u and be the mommy u need. Y’all gotta be good to her tho! She might cut off yo allowance. Take away yo iPad so u can’t watch Jake Paul YouTube videos no more. U in line with her at Panera like “I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGEL!!” And she like “BAD BOYS DON’T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGELS TIMMY.” And u just like “I AT LEAST WANT A GOGURT! GOGURT MOMMY GOGURT!” And she gotta take u back to the minivan and spank u. Yo great grandpa took yo great grandma to the sock hop and the drive in movies, treating her to burgers and shakes, now u being disciplined by yo woman like a disobedient child Bruv. My how things change. All because U asked for a UBER. Y’all be safe out there! 😂😂😂: I volunteer at a shelter. Today a 7 year resident, Skip, was adopted. He's pretty happy about it Pic: Reddit u/boobsnbabies @DrSmashlove I’ve heard recent reports from three of my lil homegirls that a man they are dealing with romantically has texted her asking her to send a UBER to pick him up and bring her to his crib. Lemme do a lil historical recap. Our forefathers would remove they jacket and lay it upon a puddle so that they girl would not have to wet her feet bruv. He would give a woman his jacket when she was cold. Hold doors open. Leave little love notes hidden around her spot. Come meet her parents, and he cut his hair and shine his shoes and pick up flowers for her mama beforehand. U feel me? Chivalry. Chivalrous ass Prince Charmings, bruv. Fast forward to 2017: “send me an UBER if u want 2 c daddy”. Send a UBER to pick up daddy, bruv? U the daddy but u need financial assistance to transport to her crib? U might have been daddy at one time but even if the pipe game super on point if she sending UBER’s u da baby and she da mommy now. Look up “man” in Webster Thesaurus and the antonyms be like “boy; lad; he who requesteth transport in an UBER vehicle from a woman with whomst he hath engaged in romantic relations” - this is Webster bruv the Man smart! He predicted this shit! 😂 Anyway bruv I ain’t even mad. Not even remotely mad. Instead: thankful. Y’all making all the men who display even a modicum of chivalry look like cot damn Romeos out dis bish. We love y’all. Y’all special. Y’all loyal. Y’all gon find a woman who gon take care of u and be the mommy u need. Y’all gotta be good to her tho! She might cut off yo allowance. Take away yo iPad so u can’t watch Jake Paul YouTube videos no more. U in line with her at Panera like “I WANT CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGEL!!” And she like “BAD BOYS DON’T GET CHOCOLATE CHIP BAGELS TIMMY.” And u just like “I AT LEAST WANT A GOGURT! GOGURT MOMMY GOGURT!” And she gotta take u back to the minivan and spank u. Yo great grandpa took yo great grandma to the sock hop and the drive in movies, treating her to burgers and shakes, now u being disciplined by yo woman like a disobedient child Bruv. My how things change. All because U asked for a UBER. Y’all be safe out there! 😂😂😂
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writeonthrough: You may have noticed some extra special Anon love notes going around the fandom. Not only are these notes unfailing kind and wonderful, but they are also incredibly specific with its contents tailored to each individual recipient personally, celebrating the recipient’s unique talents and exceptional contributions to the Fitzsimmons Fandom. These personalized love notes are thoughtful, inspiring, and unfailingly brighten the day of whoever receives them. With her permission, I’m honor to give a name to that extra special Anon: Caroline aka - @lostgirl966. She is a Fitzsimmons Angel: An outstanding member of our Fitzsimmons Community whose work is not widely known, but still manages to encourage, celebrate, and love the members (and their works) who might seem to have more of a presence in our community. A Fitzsimmons Angel spreads love throughout the fandom without asking or expecting anything in return, making the community a better place for all of us.  Caroline, your love, enthusiasm, and care for all of us and the hard work we do means so much. Thank you for noticing the details, for looking out for our well-beings, for encouraging us, for celebrating us, for inspiring us. We all have you to thank…your Anon love notes inspired me to start this Fitzsimmons Angel celebration. Be sure to send Caroline some love today! Either by rebloging and or replying to this post or sending her a personalize thank you message. If you don’t know her, she writes some wonderful drabbles and makes beautiful edits, and her blog is full of Fitzsimmons love, so be sure to check her out!  : immons Fando nge writeonthrough: You may have noticed some extra special Anon love notes going around the fandom. Not only are these notes unfailing kind and wonderful, but they are also incredibly specific with its contents tailored to each individual recipient personally, celebrating the recipient’s unique talents and exceptional contributions to the Fitzsimmons Fandom. These personalized love notes are thoughtful, inspiring, and unfailingly brighten the day of whoever receives them. With her permission, I’m honor to give a name to that extra special Anon: Caroline aka - @lostgirl966. She is a Fitzsimmons Angel: An outstanding member of our Fitzsimmons Community whose work is not widely known, but still manages to encourage, celebrate, and love the members (and their works) who might seem to have more of a presence in our community. A Fitzsimmons Angel spreads love throughout the fandom without asking or expecting anything in return, making the community a better place for all of us.  Caroline, your love, enthusiasm, and care for all of us and the hard work we do means so much. Thank you for noticing the details, for looking out for our well-beings, for encouraging us, for celebrating us, for inspiring us. We all have you to thank…your Anon love notes inspired me to start this Fitzsimmons Angel celebration. Be sure to send Caroline some love today! Either by rebloging and or replying to this post or sending her a personalize thank you message. If you don’t know her, she writes some wonderful drabbles and makes beautiful edits, and her blog is full of Fitzsimmons love, so be sure to check her out! 
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