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brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” : brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”
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feniczoroark: aqueerkettleofish: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.” @randomnightlord As a trans girl this button has no negative side effects for me: feniczoroark: aqueerkettleofish: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?”“We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.” @randomnightlord As a trans girl this button has no negative side effects for me
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space-trash-princess: agir1ukn0w: eriggyageptulel: lonely-roads-at-midnight: broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke The post of legend has come again : space-trash-princess: agir1ukn0w: eriggyageptulel: lonely-roads-at-midnight: broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke The post of legend has come again

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space-trash-princess: agir1ukn0w: eriggyageptulel: lonely-roads-at-midnight: broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke The post of legend has come again : space-trash-princess: agir1ukn0w: eriggyageptulel: lonely-roads-at-midnight: broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke The post of legend has come again

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endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends. : WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift into any form you choose but People will always know it's you endyranartz: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.” This would be fun when around friends. 
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broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD : Untoasted slice of white bread The same slice of bread, now toasted broken-sanity13: pinch-o-mad: mask-of-prime: klubbhead: literally–hitler: klubbhead: tht-lesbian-fangirl: nexar-k: thej-key: klubbhead: rebeccafultz-blog: klubbhead: ourholyvengeance: nunyabizni: klubbhead: sculptingsuccess: klubbhead: unaffiliatedpangolin: klubbhead: aven-rave: klubbhead: watergirl1996: ryuukiba: charlottec21: thevindictiveserpent: science-fiction-is-real: skankplissken: LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE This is the best thing I have ever seen @klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia? Dam it it got better S T O P @klubbhead Do Darth Maul next! This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett. Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol Yoda gotta be raisin bread. ENOUGH NO 😬 do grand moff tarkin. The last one got me. I CAN’T B R E A T H E XD

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